/tlou/ - The Last of Us general

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WE NEED TO HUNT THOSE FAGGOTS DOWN
I HEARD ONE OF THEM WAS A TRANNY EVEN

you're fucking coping, man. The game, that tape especially, makes it clear they would make the cure. Whole story and the ending wouldn't make sense otherwise. Details are literally not important. You weren't phd scientist when it comes to cordyceps jumping to humans (absolute zero chance for that happening in the early 21st century, or in the next million years) or ellie being immune. If you accepted those two things then making a cure based on that immunity is literally nothing. But for some reason you're all being retarded about it. If you remove that thing from the ending then it's a shit ending that makes no goddamn sense. Tlou's ending is great because Joel deprived the world of a cure to save ellie. It shows the lengths he would go for her. You can't handle that moral conundrum so you simplify it to prevent your brain from melting It's funny how before 2020 it was obvious to basically everyone what the ending means but then culture war started and everyone went schizo. Druckmann is jewish so it's obvious he killed Joel because he hates white men

Reminder even normies hate the show now. Well done tranny supporters.

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all lesbians on a deep subconscious yearn to be dick downed by a racist bigoted chud who reminds them of their dad

This but all women in general especially black and brown ones.

16k reviews vs 164k

lmao. grasping at straws

Reminder that deferring to normalfags to validate your opinion is the paramount of cool.

The therapist is based. End of story

Part 2 game got literally 10x the reviews of Part 1

still only mixed to average

what the fuck do you people not know how to review bomb

i'm gonna post it once again. Look at places where people actually played part 2

10k ratings and 8,7 avg score on Filmweb. There was bombing here but it was much smaller because culture war around last of us part 2 wasn't that big in Poland.
filmweb.pl/videogame/The Last of Us Part II-2020-775468

part 1 has 9,1 which is similar. The game is not even 10% as hated as you imply. The whole thing is a manufactured outrage from the "anti-woke" crowd

he doesn't need dna testing to know she's his

Both part 1 and 2 are objectively 8. One is overrated, the second one over hated. Both have generic gameplay and story.

who were the 3 votes to let them go on the revenge hunt? the brother and the asian and who?

Tommy's wife.

part 1 - very good gameplay but tons of games are on this level. God tier story
part 2 - god tier gameplay, god tier story. Best game ever

1 horse
that was retarded

Realistically the council made the correct decision. Sending 16 people out in a time of reconstruction is retarded especially when they have zero info on Abby or her whereabouts.

Dude just let the horse walk at a trot until the meter fills back up. Their combined weight is probably about one man though.

glad they adapted him well

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he made her a steak sandwich. That's a pretty good deal for getting called a dyke.

part 2 - god tier gameplay, god tier story. Best game ever

Bait used to be believable
'generic revenge is bad is 'god tier story'' At least batman doesn't kill the goons in Arkham Games.

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Isabela Merced has had an epic glow up

she was aways beautiful

You have no actual opinion. Only hate.

I said the game's are 8/10. They are generic.

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Cailee Spaeny

too old, too straight. not enough range. can't do psychotic rage at all.

generic revenge is bad

quit youtube

To be more explicit, polished generic.

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Numbers aren't opinions. Hyperbolic sentences aren't opinions. Name calling isn't an opinion either.
Be an adult. You don't like something, say what you don't like. Do it without sperging.

This guy is a kino actor. He played the lead in Thinner.

passionate sex with Tommy

This but Abby

Save it. You can't form an opinion without actually engaging with something. That's why these chuds can't say anything beyond one sentence buzzwords. And when they actually discuss details they say shit that doesn't happen, because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Don't be a faggot

That old psychologist is an annoying cunt

Isabela Merced

She looks okay, for a brown girl.

I hate dykes but I hate people from other settlements even more.

He solved the LGBTQGIY+ problem in his town , quite elegantly and at minimum cost(one horse + some supplies)

By the time they get back everything will be corn.

AMWF is the future. Don't be a bitter chud about it.
Based

i know him as a dirty cop from Person of interest

Why did everyone act like corn wasn't important? Did they all wanna starve to death? They're worried about losing 12 people and never having the defense if attacked. Without corn those 12 along with everyone else will perish cornless. This man was thinking about the big picture and not some miniscule issue that will come to pass and forgotten with time, but the corn? The corn will never be forgotten.

If this was 2020 they would have gone for the troon Abby

only five years older than Ramsey

looks ten years younger.

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Pretty weak that she didn't get roided and grow a micropenis for the role as Abby.

Diaper midget

corn you say??

in a town built at 1,900m above sea level?

which pre-apocalypse had no agricultural land?

I can't think of a single argument against it!

you people are complaining about Bella not looking old enough. get your fucking stories straight.

speedwatcher here, so the bigoted guy called them dykes, then was forced to apologize and then later he was the one helping ellie gather supplies to go avenge joel. was there a character journey I missed?

Ass too fat. Would be too distracting.

I'm the only one who likes ellie

yeah it's that he's not actually a cool dude for helping them go avenge Joel.

He's a based chud

Using the word Chud unironically

There is no hope for you faggots

no, she's actually doing fine with normies. this place is a gamer microclimate.

a bad person helping them do something makes that something a bad idea.

He got cancelled off screen and is trying to earn back GBP

yeah on a big scope thematically I kinda get it, but moment to moment it doesnt quite makes sense to me

NOOOO DON'T INSULT ME I'M THE AGGRESSIVE EDGY ONE AAAAAAAAAH

Dina also looks quite close. Same hair colour, same eye colour, same skin tone. Why didin't anyone at least give Ramsey a wig? or ask her to die hair red? Another gingercide!

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why are you posting pictures of her from 5 years ago in an attempt to make this point

her trying to sneak quietly in the woods would sound like a wildebeast crashing through the underbrush

not at all
latina vs rat like semitic phenotype

Dude, it's not even an insult, it just immediately shows everyone you're a nigger worshipping troon who's opinion should be automatically discarded.
Grow up and insult people like an adult you cum gargling faggot.

the only resemblance is they tried to match their costumes

I don't know when the pics were taken, but Alien Romulus and Civil war came out last year and she looked great there

nooooo you should just forgive the people that brutally torture and murder someone you love and care for

What did ((DRUCKMANN)) mean with this?

BIGOT

SANDWICHES

Don't care. I just got into it the week before season 2 came out after years of telling myself I wouldn't watch another zombie/apocalypse show after the walking dead. I caught up on all the episodes and listened to all of the official tlou podcast episodes. I'm into it. I'm invested. I don't play video games, so I'm not getting spoilers there.

So, as a newcomer to this show, I think I like it so far. No 2 year gap of no new episodes for me

not an insult

immediately starts sperging when he gets called it

relax chuddi

I think bigot is a dumb word, I cant imagine a serius person using the word bigot

What do normalfags want. This is decent sloppa.

how did normies without knowledge of video games react to the joel death

the show takes place in a world where there was no lqbtqia+ movement. Ellie has no concept of "bigots ought to be cancelled." without the toxic woke liberal boutique activist bullshit, people need to learn to just get along, despite their differences. they explain this in the podcast.
actually, in the podcast, they simply say the world ended in the early 2000s, and that acceptance of gay people is still a new thing in that world

Thinks a calm and measured response is sperging out

Nigger you really don't have a thought in your head do you?

Chuds are right wing. I'm a commie and I think that last of us is generic and Bella Ramsey shouldn't have been cast as Ellie. Ugly ppl absolutely can work in Hollywood(Steve Buscemi and Tilda Swinton come to mind), but Bella has been terribly miscast.

Takes place well before the tranny mind virus so "gays" just meant fags and dykes

Mexicans and Semitic are both desert people, hence the same skin tone

this guy pretty much summed it up

faggot faggot nigger troon kike faggot

measured response

chuddi chuddi chud chud

look mom I said it again!

What was the fags experience in America circa 2003? Was it still enough to get you brutally bullied in school, thrown out of the house 5 times out of 10, etc.?

Kaitlyn Dever looked and sounded so much like Ellie in episode 2 it actually angered me

LMAO silly chud

Back in 2003 gays just wore khaki shorts and tivas, much more palatable

Oh, so we're both just bored at work and hoping the other person actually is an ideological faggot who gets triggered by buzzword insults.
I'll keep it going then. You are a nigger faggot. No one has ever actually loved you. You are also probably jewish but that's ok. It's still better than being a nigger.
Your turn.

before 2020 it was obvious to basically everyone what the ending means but then culture war started and everyone went schizo

The culture war started in 2014 with Zoe Quinn fucking 5 guys so her html frontpage game could get publicity. Moot made Anon Babble meltdown with his gamergate ban to impress a gawker journalist who ended up cucking him. What kind of revisionist shit are you talking about?

I'd love to read a big authentic insider info as to WHY they cast Bella. Was it connections/convenience from GoT work? Seething petty Druckmann still sore because TLoU2 was so recent so cast an abomination to pwn the chuds? A Machiavellian scheme to make Abby rooted for by having an annoying, bratty obnoxious monster child as Ellie and pretty and normal white girl as Abby? Who knows

chud

nah you are hating her too much

not playing one of the most popular normie video games of all time makes one a normie? i found it extremely underwhelming

Jesus Christ shut up. And corn is grown in Wyoming. Stop trying to sound smart when you're clearly not

They loved it. 9.5 on IMDb

makes one a normie deluxe edition I suppose

i worded it badly. I meant culture war surrounding part 2 which was released in 2020

To be honest I can understand to an extent, why would normies get mindbroken when Pedro Joel has not got an ounce of the game Joel's appeal. In appearance, aura, intimidation factor, etc.

Was it still enough to get you brutally bullied in school, thrown out of the house 5 times out of 10, etc.?

No. By then, most people pretty much accepted it, even if they didn't like it. Getting bullied and/or thrown out of the house sounds like the kind of story you would hear about the plight of poor gay people back in the 1990s. You'd think of that happening in stereotypically conservative areas like in the south or in the midwest -- not big cities. Even then, there was quiet acceptance of them, if they weren't in-your-face about it.

That's why I didn't get what they were saying in the podcast about gay acceptance. People already accepted them back then.
But then again, the guys on the podcast are more "woke" than anyone was in 2003.
Gay acceptance is one thing. Woke is a different thing.

I'm getting bored. Lets change it up a bit.
You are fat. Like disgustingly fat. Yes, people laugh at you behind your back. You know you look gross. You purposefully don't look at yourself in the mirror. You're too undisciplined to do anything about it though.

where are they getting the hops to make beer? that bitch drank 3 beers and gave one to tommy during a single softball game. if they were going through them that fast they would need a ton of hops. the first commercial hops ever grown in wyoming were planted in 2023

i'll wait while you attempt to make this work

LMAO chud keep going

gays were widely accepted in 2003

OK. You've been fat most of your life but you really didn't think anything of it til jr. high.
That's when the stares and laughter started. Girls looking at you and giggling. Athletes twisting your nipples and poking your gut. You tell yourself it doesn't bother you but everyone knows you eat yodels in the dark while crying like a bitch.

It's true. They may not have had the ability to parade themselves semi naked in front of children during pride parades (and get away with it) back then, but no one was murdering them out in the streets for simply being gay.

I'm out the loop. Does dina have a fluttering pussy for Daddy Joel in the game?

Was it connections/convenience from GoT work?

yes. HBO has been rehiring actors since Oz. seems like a great gig desu

Bella has been terribly miscast.

Bella Ramsey only works because of her one famous scene in game of thrones

Canon ending from game creators is there is the scientistswould not have found a cure, you can Google it.

There is no way they are going to reach the end of Part 2 at the pace they are going, do they really plan to drag this garbage out for a season 3?

Yeah season 3 was confirmed before this one even came out. This season is probably ending on this scene.

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yes that was always the plan

two 6 episode seasons instead of one 10 ep season

i dare you to post a link and i also claim you won't do that before this thread hits a post limit

yes. everyone fucks Joel in the game, including Tommy. there is a minigame where you try to make Joel coom extra times in exchange for a stats boost.

s2 is 7 eps. s3 will probably be 6 with final ep being long

Does the game even have a good midpoint to drop shit for 2 years.

Why are there so many people epic strong 5'3 50kg womyn in this show? They are not inclined this way, not to mention the fact they'd all have been wiped out by men in this scenario

When they gonna stop pushing this shoite

show Joel doesn't have game Joel's tight ass, thick thighs or full BJ lips. he doesn't take his belt off when he comes home and make my groin tighten like a little slut, he isn't a morally perfect physically impeccable messiah like game Joel

yes there are differences

no, its quite poorly plotted and paced. Mazin is going to change whatever the fuck he wants and gamers will whine but keep watching anyway.

Dina also looks quite close.

Moner has been an upgrade from the character model

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I need a moner gf more than ever bros

Abby finding Ellie's hiding spot right after she kills fucking everyone.

That scene when Tommy was talking to the psychiatrist was laughable when they were talking about how Joel's anger and temper got him into trouble kek - the show has made Joel so much softer, he was a total wimp that didn't even try fighting back and took it with acceptance when Abby was killing him.

I'm more of a Cailee chad

What happens in the rest of the season pls? I genuinely don't know what happens

Does she kill Abby? Will it turn into some walking dead like faction wars shit?

I'm not watching the show, nor have I seen season 1. From everything I've read in these threads, the show seems to be taking its sweet time to get anywhere. The game already has a very clear structure, so what's the point of all this crap?

Well s1 was the whole first game with some edits - like the Bill episode addition. The 2nd game is being split between 2 seasons of 7 episodes. So yeah they are milking this and probably with more additions not in the game to replace heavy killing sections

man, you people already invented audiotape that talks about other immune kids they chopped and now you're inventing an interview. Maybe you're not on the right side of the argument if you have to invent stuff to support your point

milking

you can't do part 2 in one season. It's too long

my new favorite show right after FROM and House of Dragon

we could have seen these two make out
I fucking hate HBO

I wanna sniff her armpits.

You sure about that? Because most of it is unsuable for tv show, Ellie going on mayhem killing sprees. Inguess it could still be too much for 10

Name?

i did Google it
venturebeat.com/games/the-last-of-us-creators-inspirations/

Ultimately, at least for Joel, it became this idea of exploring how far a father is willing to go to save his kid. Each step of the way is a greater sacrifice. At first, he’s willing to put his life on the line. That’s almost the easiest thing for him, where he’s at. But then he’s willing to put his friends on the line. Finally it comes to putting his soul on the line, when he’s willing to damn the rest of humanity. When he has that final lie with Ellie, he’s willing to put his relationship with Ellie on the line in order to save her.

it's been 5 years, let it go

Cascina Caradonna. Watch her youtube channel where she's playing tlou (and other games). She' a wholesome person

Stop spreading her name on this board. She will be my wife.

Casually watching a baseball game and drinking beer in a post apocalyptic world

When this scene first came on I literally thought we were watching a flashback before everything happened.
Also why is there a shrink now and was she in the game? I don't remember this.

Looks like an annoying zoomerette

She did it... FOR FREE????

They needed to add a shrink, because "EVERYONE SHOULD GO TO THERAPY, DO IT, GO NOW, YOU NEED THERAPY!!!!"

I didn't play the game.. But how in the fuck are we suppose to believe that 2 lesbian teenagers are gonna take on an entire militia

In the game you can restart and heal yourself

Are you saying that two strong independent 100lbs lesbians cannot defeat fully militarized army of 230 lbs men? Wow, stop being such a bigot.

the rest of the game is basically Ellie & Tommy's revenge quest against Abby's crew. both Abby & Ellie lose even more than before the blood feud began, with Ellie losing even more than Abby by the end. ummmm that's about it. the main point of game 2 seems to be an extended lecture about the supremacy of Jewish people that barely fits into the narrative randomly

that and Druckmann shitting on the legacy of the 2 goyims who wrote the first game, which he somehow got to take credit for after pushing them both out. game 1 and 2 feel different for a reason

they were though, but also stayed a fashionable target to make fun of until at least the mid '10s. It was just different back then, there was this gay guy in my class that was pretty popular but we still used gay as a catch-all adjective for anything that wasn't cool. In my teenage mind being gay was something you could insult someone with but it could backfire on you if it was true, kinda like saying their parents didn't love them

If it's not in the games then it's not canon. Whatever the author says doesn't matter

Shes gonna get that sweet piece of ass moaner killed isn't she? God I hate that fucking potato faced bitch

connections/convenience from GoT work

gotta be this, she's probably easy to work with as well which can be huge for some people. I think casting is just like hiring everywhere else, you're often hiring not the best person for the role but the person who'll be the most pleasant to work with while retaining a minimum of competence. It would explain some actors inexplicably getting role after role and being pushed everywhere for no reason

No she doesn't kill Abby. She's literally in the process of killing her but then thinks "Wait a minute, killing is bad" and then just stops. I wish I was kidding

save the game every 30 seconds, restore

Whatever the author says doesn't matter

you're right.

If it's not in the games then it's not canon.

but it is in the games

watching a kids t-ball game from the outfield with a cooler full of beer

Unbelievably based

That'll be $150 an hour please

Where in the games does it say that the cure would actually work?

Druckman didn't write the script for TLOU1 or create any of the concepts. he literally got the real creators of the universe fired and blacklisted from the industry for daring to resist his takeover, now everyone believes it was his work

Damn, WLF got a glow up as fuck

i do that but it's a girls league and i have to be 150 yards away for legal reasons

how are they making beer without corn ?

i'd cut it after Ellie kills Nora to keep the Mel and Owen kills for s03e01, jumpstart that season. But it will probably end on Ellie making it back to the theater after those kills.

Why do people like this scene? It goes on forever?

How will the show address the not-so-subtle allusions to Israel/Palestine through the WLF/Seraphites conflict given the current climate? I'm guessing it will just be ignored?

I assume they are going to have sex after the guitar scene?

Show Ellie having to stay in the hospital for 3 MONTHS for just one kick

Bruh

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I brew my own beer, so watching them use grolsch style flip top lids 25 or so years after everything shut down just pissed me off. The rubber seals look mint, no fucking way. Literally unwatchable.

JESUS CHRIST her face is HUGE

ending it on Kpop getting splattered by gender swapped Abby will make r/aznmasculinity annoyed. especially after how happy they were to see the character played by as tall and broad an azn guy they could find. it's canon tho

Imagine how much her mother suffered.

Ellie losing even more than Abby

how do you figure that? Abby has lost every single person from her Salt Lake crew but gained foster family in Lev, Ellie got Jesse killed and Tommy maimed but it's ambiguous whether she returns to Jackson or not. Even if she doesn't at least Tommy and Dina are still alive even if estranged. Ellie is slightly better off despite potentially ending up alone. For all we know Abby and Lev die in a storm at sea hopefully

Firefly surgeon believes that his bullshit operation will work

Nah, that's not evidence. He's an unreliable narrator. I'm talking third party confirmation

Yeah Ellie gets fucked up but Abby gets the worse ending.

She's so fucking hot

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bad for both but the game makes a point of finishing on Ellie not being able to play guitar, something that connected her to Joel, because of her mutilated fingers. Ellie a loner within Jackson at least for now, vs Abby with Lev + about to find more fireflies

the whole "revenge = bad, never seek it" messages is obviously not realistic and not even followed by Druckman IRL.. but as far as ican tell the story is that both of them lost more than if they just didn't seek any revenge?. I would like if TLOU never existed

Abby's dad was only going to kill Ellie alittle bit

But then Joel killed him alittle bit

But then Abby killed Joel alittle bit

Now Ellie's face is a fucking potato

Why are women like this?

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Dude but she can take on 230 lb men shes actually so heckin strong!!

I think Pedro is getting HR called on him

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I choose THIS ONE

Probably they are gonna change those scenes for Ellie just sneaking around, avoiding fights or stealth killing but only like 2 or 3 times

it's already wearing suits

You just know

I think Dina and Ellie are going to get fucked up next episode and then come back at it with a different approach afterwards when Ellie is solo. The episodes this season make a point of showing Ellie as reckless and overconfident, it has to have some payoff.

How does “they” feel here?

i'm talking to a literal schizo

Ellie every time she melee kills someone

"Fuck me"

Gladly!

you're talking to yourself again?

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She's 19

Literally a child.

Out of 10!

Damn what a hag

why is that recording in the game, mate? why is ellie immune? why is the whole journey about finding the doctors who can make the cure? According to you it's all there for no reason because there's no way they would make it. Seriously, quit that Anon Babble shit because it's making you retarded and schizophrenic

how to spot a citizen of george floyd's country instantly

HOLY shit hahhahaha i actually remember that. How the fuck did they get away with that scene? That scene could not be made anymore these days.

keep on coping and samefagging lmao they would have never made a cure by killing her for no reason they were canonically crazy terrorists and the guy operating was a fucking animal veterinarian lol

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Isabela prefers BBC (Big British Cock).

The way this is formulated is really confusing because he talks about immunity just before mentioning previous cases, as the doctor examined other people that has been infected. That is to say that Ellie is infected but shows no signs of becoming a zombie. The previous cases mentioned are people that I suppose actually turned, but as I said it's very strangely formulated.

tfw I've been getting nonstop ads from betterhelp

paying like 400 bucks a month so some retard can tell me what to do with my life seems insane to me, such a waste of money.

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Tommy was the first to go after them & the WLF is busy with their war against the bald robe people.

Their hammers were scary

$150

lol, try double/triple that. And not an hour, but 45 minutes.

I hate you because you killed my husband that was almost never mentioned before

great writing

Please help me understand the psychology of people who want stories spoiled for them. If you've watched the first three episodes then I assume you plan to watch the rest, so why do you want to know who kills who?

This show is literally just "muh if you killer a killer you are a killer and that makes another killer in the world" bullshit just rape each other we get it

Am I the only one who thought she was referring to the surgeon Joel executed and that she's Abby's mom?

WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

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I have a feeling Pedro doesn’t really like Bella

Gay men hate "queer" women like Bella so I believe it

No white men allowed, Le stronk woman, emasculate every man, if someone's evil they're white, if they're good they're black or asian. This shit is the new hays code

sethchads... we run this general

Except Tommy is the most neutered guy on the show and he's brown.

is this season good? I'm looking for something new to watch

Only worth watching for Moner.

he...uhhh...she? uhhh whats going on here?

I was captivated by her the entire episode.

they arent sexing her up enough

You are still right, the current state of "muh culture war" grifters we have today started around 2019-2020, and TLOU part 2 was the perfect catalyst for how it is today

someone explain the ending of ep3 to me

post apocalyptic world

with the very limited fuel available, these WOLF fags are wasting it patrolling their own city in APCs/HUMVEEs