Now that Joey is dead all that it's left is two short lesbos that are supposed to overtake a heavily armed military group?
What's the point now?
it's great seeing the tv viewers go through the same cycle the fans of the game did. what i learned then is, yes, the story is actually just about runty lesbians now
Ahhh the way it is meant to be. Just lesbian lovers frolicking and using witchcraft to impregnate each other while they dance naked under the moon. And no men to get in the way.
Why are you watching this crap to begin with? Are you a faggot?
It's just a TV show, bro, not that deep
every thread has the "BRO WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ?! STOP WATCHING IT !!!" lol wtf are you retards even doing opening those threads? just to tell people what to do and get mad ?
You're meant to just watch the first 2 episodes and then stop. Same as the game, you play the first but ignore the sequel.
Who is she supposed to be ? Potato is the MC and that qt is supposed to be the roided lesbo or something ?
he says while sounding grumpy
That chick looks like a dude that should be wearing a tool belt, hammering in nails, and laying dry wall.
Whenever sprinting zombies became the norm is when the zombie genre truly died.
a complete misunderstanding of zombie terror.
These ones are even dumber, its a mushroom infestation and therefore they have mushroom coming out of their faces, was this the story in the video game too?
BRO WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ?! STOP WATCHING IT !!!
I haven't watched the show but that's Joel and Ellie? Damn that's good casting on HBOs part, she looks just like Ellie and he's a pretty solid Joel.
Now that Gandalf is dead, all that it's left (?) is two short hobbits that are supposed to overtake a heavily armed orc group?
correct, the man is Ellie and the woman is Joel. it's perfect casting.
and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli and Bernard Hill.
I haven't watched LOTR
surely it's available to pirate in India?
i watched LotR in theaters five years before you were born.
Normies are in for another shock, because they've still yet to introduce Lev, the pointless tranny thing from the second game. They may need to flesh her out a bit though, because the game character's entire traits could be summed up as "trans" and "likes sharks". Druckmann didn't feel the need to give her a personality or anything, being a slinty eyed tranny was enough.
Sharks are cool
People don't think of that, that there would be no aquariums in the apocalypse. I wonder what would happen to all the fish, you can't just release them the same way you can with zoos, they're in tanks
sorry, yeah. I forgot about the scene where Aragorn Legolas, Gimli and Bernard Hill all infiltrate Mordor because of how inauthentic a western LOTR viewer I am.
NORMIES WILL STOP WATCHING THE SHOW ANY DAY NOW GUYS
yeah and you'll keep posting about how you aren't watching it, I get it.
sucks to be you, that was an ebin scene.
I just can't take this shit seriously.
S1 was fine because ellie was just a dumb ugly teenager that Joel had to protect.
But now in S2 we have all these 5 ft terminator girlbosses taking on armed militias.
Yes. They are called "Mushroom Guys" in the game.
be cuckman
make a game where an older man runs around wasteland America with underage Ellen Page
pervert gamers like the gameplay and your story is praised
make a sequel in full swing of liberal feminist transexual girlboss time
try to cover up your obvious jack off fantasy by killing the male hero and making everyone a lesbian or tranny
Will they give him an Ikea shark?
Why are there so many trans and gay people in a post apocalyptic world?
big mouth
You see anon without a patriarchal society oppressing people, that's just the normal amount of trannies that would exist
They found a supply of hormones, lots of free time. One thing lead to another.
For real, there is some crazy ass book with this premisse where the trans people ran out of hormones so they start to hunt and eat testicles and other body parts to get their daily doses
Who is this though? A stunt double?
definitely a DOUBLE if you know what i mean
Yeah I have actually been really excited to see them adapt this season, now a much larger audience will come to find out just how much of a hack squeal cuckman really is
Stunt cunt for the doggystyle scene
They got exposed to a fungus that mutated them
wawaweeweewa
Unironically,
I'm trying to accept the show will no longer be about Joel and Ellie adventures (which is a fact)
I'm not exactly interested in Ellie adventures BUT
I'm more interested in Dina and Abby
So it will become a fight between Dina fans and Abby fans, at least in the show
I don't know about the game, I don't care about the game
I hope Andor stays strong
Oof, people like your deserve to be tortured to death.