Five. Hundred. Cigarettes

i'm surprised there aren't fuckloads of fat, junkie degens in the star trek universe considering you could theoretically generate all the drugs, food, and holo-sex you could stomach

you'd be even less likely to clean up as they've probably cured cancer and have an injection or a pill to completely solve obesity and other downsides to heavy drug use

there are, they just don't go to space

Did you not see the newer versions? It's full of fat women.

FIVE. HUNDRED. OZEMPICS

Fun fact: there isn't actually 500 cigarettes in that

Wh?

There's actually 470

well the idea is that humans are so evolved in the future they don't even want to do that

BRING BACK ORVILLE *and Alara

McCoy managing to drug himself accidentally in The City on the Edge of Forever and running into the time vortex is a hold over from an earlier draft where another crew member is dealing drugs to the crew

Uuhhhhhhhn

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This show is gay. If it was just macfarlane as the capt, sure, fine, but the whole

my hot ex wife who cheated on me

is my XO???????

Literally a parody of a shitty sitcom premise.

How will they ever get along???

Its just lame

There's 463. Sorry took a while, was manually counting those on and off just to be sure

Man I fucking miss smoking.

and even with that bringing it down, it's still a better trek show by miles than anything official post Enterprise.

the homeless guy 5 minutes after I give him a $20 and tell him to buy himself some dinner

It's been a long road.

There are 500 cigarettes.

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lowkey baskin thread

Hey I listened to that

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Not accurate

how do I travel to the planet where women are on top of the social hierarchy and men are second class citizens and get treated like sex objects?

try going to some german sex club

sorry not into scat

unrealistic they weren't smoking menthols

i love this fucking joke, so much. i still don't care for that show, but this bit was so good it shifted my opinion to a neutral one. lol

why? because it's illegal now in lots of countries?

brave new world is better by a lot

you don't get to to be silly zany comedy but also "what if trannies existed complex moral conundrum show"

black people smoke menthols

I'm not letting Anon Babble trick me into manually counting a large number of small objects

ah okay. used to smoke menthols sometimes years ago. but those were banned. not black though, maybe spiritually since sometimes smoked menthols and i heard from internet that it's black people's thing

Post hand.

no thanks. technology is too advanced. they could read your hand prints over photo. not that i've anything to hide but i rather not be known to the whole world.

Why are cigarettes so much cooler than cigars ?

menthols

You mean monkey mints

cigars are old man shit, cigarettes are cool guy shit

cigars are a faggy display of "wealth" that are only smoked by rich old retards pretending to be tough and pathetic losers who want to be those rich old retards

cigarettes are just a drug you take to get yummy sweet nicotine into your system

so like everything else in life, the superficial poser (who doesn't even inhale) looks pitiful when stood next to the real deal (the guy who doesn't give a shit about cancer)

is this worth a watch? or is it shit like nutrek

They probably heavily vet starfleet recruits almost like astronauts. Earth is most likely a degenerate cyberpunk shithole you only ever see San Francisco in a few shots in movies or only showing the academy.

Realistically, with Star Trek level tech, everyone would be addicted to simulating drugs, food, and sex. Not actually having it. Everyone would be emaciated skelingtons with their brains jacked in to the pussyverse.

It's alright. If you like Family Guy and og star trek and TNG you'll like it