You don't get to finish this

You don't get to finish this

me on the right

did he know ?

So their strategy for making people like Abby for killing Joel is to make her cute? Seems to be working.

i don't get to finish in that

it's not working on me, she's real cute but she seems like an ornery dislikeable bitch, even her friends don't really like her

Abby and Ellie are destined to have their showdown but what if when they finally get to biting, scratching and rolling around wrestling they suddenly stop and look into each others eyes then kiss?

Mel is cute in the show
what is their strategy behind making all the game's ugly characters hot and all the game's hot characters ugly? just druckmann being a subversive hack again?

My sister wanted the buff chick from Love Lies Bleeding to play Abby.

Did Joel die with a hard on

Just get killed by an 80 pound girl theory

worked for dina

Dina and Abby upgraded

Ellie downgraded

Im actually okay with this. 2 for 1 is a good deal.

Not a game fag, but why do people dislike Abby? She literally avenged her father and humanity, because Joel was a fucking cuck.

DAMN FEMALE RABBIT

he was a self-insert for single father millennials

Killed Joel, she's kind of unstable, she gets all of her friends and lovers killed, and most importantly she's a big manly wheyfu. At the end of the game she gets captured by chuds and crucified on a beach and kept alive which makes her lose all her gains. Then Elliot tracks her down for REVENGE and makes half dead swoleless Abby fight her in the raging surf before they both realize REVENGE BAD and part ways. The Fin.

Why are there so many women in charge in the world of tlou? It doesnt make sense that they are in charge when they are so incompetent. Like this bitch in pic related. Wasnt there a fight going on shes moping around in her brothers bedroom alone or something? And she also got her entire tram killed iirc.
The actress that plays abby is great, but it doesnt make any sense that shes leading a team thats willing to die for her to get her petty revenge. How did she even get to be in charge?

I like the original grill more better.

Is she even an actress?

I haven't played the game since it came out in 2020 but I think it was something like Abby had sexual and physical power over her friends, and she was also their superior in rank in their quasi military organization. They were in her thrall in all ways.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, NOW!

Sometimes you just have to warm the butte.

She literally avenged her father and humanity, because Joel was a fucking cuck.

Because the fireflies were retards and the idea that they could create a cure, let alone distribute it effectively, is retarded
Their best doctor ever thinks the first thing they should do with their immune person is to FUCKING KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY
No blood tests or attempts to replicate it in other organisms, just straight to "let's take out the brain lol"
Hell if they're so certain it's in the brain why don't they go for a lumbar puncture instead of straight up fucking brain surgery? I'm sure there'd be something in the cerebral fluid they could work with - or at least TRY TO FIND IT FIRST BEFORE KILLING THE ONLY IMMUNE PERSON THEY KNOW OF

Joel was 100% in the right to kill those fucking retards

Also wasnt abbys dad just a fucking animal vet? kek

The crust guy?

Am I supposed to know what the thread is about? Who are they? What FILM or TELEVISION is this regarding?

Women in powerful/leadership roles is just something you have to turn your brain off and accept in post-apocalypse media because it doesn't make any rational sense. Realistically, in any situation like this the only roles for women are sex slavery or domestic work like cooking, cleaning and childcare. They won't be in charge of the group, they won't be soldiers and they definitely won't be generals leading male soldiers.

Imagine if she let out a little toot and set the whole room on fire. You know that ass can fart.

I’d rather if Bella goes in for a kiss and Abby pukes on her.

It's like they are mocking us

never forget what they took from you

IIRC she even auditioned for Ellies role and they chose the downie bong

I’m never letting an italian tranny cook for me again.

They had to capitalize on Bella’s star power.

BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

Will the asian dude have any relevance to the plot moving forward? Dont tell me were stuck with Ellie.

I have bad news for you

I wouldn't have too much of an isuue with a woman bossing me around if it was her

goes a week without hormones

hormones go whack,all sorts of psychological issues surface

Looks in the mirror and seriously contemplates suicides

Sounds somebody to count on

no, he just tags along until abby kills him

Yeah so finally maybe Anon Babble retards will realize why ellie was made ugly. she's not the protagonist.
American tv shows do not do a '2 season show'. If it gets watched it's gonna be 8 seasons and the plot after 1 switches to abby good ellie shit so why would you make people like ellie
Oh, nope, still don't get it

Netflixes entire thing is doing two season shows.

Was she trying to light a fire with gas?

All of this is true + vaccines for fungal diseases barely exist irl, they are a field of research but have never been released to the public, and you can't know if a vaccine will work before creating or testing it.

BUT a lot of the dramatic story beats only work if a working vaccine was guaranteed if they did the surgery. It's supposed to be the Trolley Problem and Joel diverted it away from Ellie and toward everyone else. It's stupid but that's what was intended

cause of cancelling any but the top viewed ones which means you always aim for 8 and just usually dont get it

That’s not funny don’t joke about that. My friend try to light a fart and the flames went up in his body and he exploding.

BUT a lot of the dramatic story beats only work if a working vaccine was guaranteed if they did the surgery. It's supposed to be the Trolley Problem and Joel diverted it away from Ellie and toward everyone else. It's stupid but that's what was intended

They could have EASILY fixed it with a few short lines of dialogue then:

We found a few other immune people but they died during the testing. Thankfully it wasn't for nothing, we discovered exactly how to extract the non-dangerous cordyceps in the last immune person, but by that stage they were too far gone. We need to extract it from Ellie's brain while she's still alive or only very recently dead, but this will guarantee that we can make everyone uninfected immune. I wish there was another way, but there isn't.

Now cuckmann's "muh evil joel" argument actually has some merit. They didn't do that though, so Joel is objectively 100% in the right

I have had ringworm for two years now

The trans women who would be post apocalypse leaders wouldn't be the ones on hormones. Lots of trans women don't take hormones. They bussy whip hardass gangsters in prison at this very moment and act as their wives/advisors/consiglieres. They could easily become the leader of some post apocalypse gooner gang.

she was so good in justified I'm willing to look past it

In the game you don’t get any explanation about why she killed Joel until halfway through the game. She just randomly shows up and kills him like an asshole.

in the game sad music plays as joel desperately carries an unconcious ellie to the elevator as fireflies chase him in an echo of the opening scenes of him carrying sarah during the outbreak

hbo show takes that same piece of music and plays it over the scenes of joel killing the fireflies on the way to ellie

in the game an innocent and hopeful music track plays as ellie and joel encounter a giraffe and joel tells ellie they don't have to go to the fireflies, they can just go back to jackson and be a father and daughter

hbo show takes that same piece of music and plays it over bill and frank eating strawberries and making out

it's honestly fucked up what they've done to their own story, like they're ashamed of it and need to twist it into something else

I was memed into believing this was supposed to be a tranny

I like the jewess more than current moner

holy based

I wonder if they still will have Tommy on the same revenge mindset as the game at all, since now he's no longer with Joel when "the scene" happens and with how much it gets emphatized how much of a leader figure he is to Jackson

I dont like the show's tommy.

Many such cases

Your rewrite doesn't change the actual drama of the scene it just makes it "technically correct" enough to appease your dumbass.
You didn't make the story any better with what you've written you've just explained away "Why didn't they fly the giant eagles to mordor" and no one cares.

Me neither. Is he in the games this much? I was kinda hoping we wouldn’t be seeing this much of him.

How/why?
Don't know how it compares but I had a jock itch infection for even longer than that, but was able to quickly treat and get rid of it once I understood what it was

dyel abby

woman try not to be a whore for five minutes challenge (impossible)

For most of the Part 2 game, Ellie and Dina are following Tommy's path of destruction but not catching up to him, so he disappears for most of the middle ~80% of it.

She was memed as being a big guy and a laughable caricature of a stronk women. The tranny meme was the thirteen year old Asian girl. She's the one who gets fucking decked by the boomer in cargo shorts and boomer shades. What's funny about the Asian kid is she belonged to a religious cult that married pubescent girls to the cult elders so she decided to shave her head and act as boyish as possible to deter the old men from wanting to marry and rape her. Acting like a dude so you don't get raped by old men does not a tranny make even though the game and internet discourse around the character tried to convice you she was a non-binary person of gender.

are you forgetting the entire second half of the game where you play as abby?

Never played the game
Never watched a second of this crap

Feels good desu

The creams just aren’t working

What I said is technically true for most of the Abby campaign too. Tommy is absent there outside of Abby's very brief encounter with him and then the theater finale

and no one cares.

Not him but it sounds like a bunch of people care a lot.

because she ugly as fuuuuuck. I like show Abby

It's really funny and ironic how a lot of the scenes in the show, where it's supposed to be more cinematic, got a much worse direction than in the game

Based

Game Abby is hot as fuck. You're a gay if you don't think so.

Because the first game makes it CRYSTAL CLEAR that the fireflies CANNOT cure anything.
They didn't do any blood, marrow or spine fluid tests with Ellie.
They went straight to highly risky 99% chance of dying brain surgery, were comically evil.
Then TLOU2 retconned audios, dialogues, everything, to make it seem as if the firefly retards were actually "GREAT WHOLESOME PEOPLE" and Joel was just a DUMB EVIL WHITE MAN.
Also, Ellie is a white female cuckold, her jewish partner got fucked by a male (male to female trans) partner and she is forced to raise and care for not-her mutt child.

Sure faggot. Sure

hows the brapper?

Why didn't they fly the giant eagles to mordor

The show introduces another one of these that wasn't in the game:
Marlene knew exactly how Ellie became immune.
So Ellie shouldn't have been considered the only immune person in the entire world and the only chance for a vaccine- the show's Marlene could have made another one by selecting a pregnant woman to sacrifice

Bruh

kek

The first of them on showtime

Why are there so many women in charge in the world of tlou?

Cuckmann is both embarrassingly behind the times and too addicted to grating on his critics and sticking it to the goyim.
Neil's propaganda has always been too transparently spiteful and, pardon the pun, on the nose to be effective. He's privileged with teams of talented people creating vehicles for his horseshit.

gets a boner

Because

Just give her a penis and that would be the ideal woman.

Ur straight….NOT

Joel was promised a shitload of guns to move on the black market in return for delivering Ellie safely.
The Fireflies broke the deal, so they faced the wheel. Simple as.

HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit this is real.
I thought it had to be someone else's gameplay with Cascina's face edited into the corner, but no, she really did that-

youtu.be/cIPrYXkRcjw?si=paXBdo5UYRIUGyri&t=1622

This, Abby's a dime, her body in a dress and heels would be 100% awooooga-tier

No Dina weed scene

Automatically 0/10

That’s crazy man

Those hairy eyebrows can only mean one thing

it's that krav maga training kicking in

Okay Owen

Gottem

why is druckman like this

cute Kait

Ellie modeled off Ellen Page

Abby modeled off Buck Angel

It's like pottery

If you wouldn’t let her bend you over then you need to get out of the closet because it’s 2025 and you don’t have to hide anymore.

THANK YOU. Anon Babbleirgins have been expoing themselves for five years claiming Abs is ugly. She's hot as fuck and would look amazing all dolled up. Too bad she lives in a mold man hell world where makeup and lingerie are extinct. And you know that thang can GRIP

holy shit this is just embarrassing

Anon Babble will live when I die

are you posting this from your grave?

wtf

Jewish men are dominated by their mothers, it translates to the writing

Well he's brown

avenged her father and humanity

They were never gonna get the cure from Ellie you mindless ape

Your brain is damaged from futa porn

It's all so tiresome, imagine not making Abby your warrior queen

She still looks fine imo

armpit hair?

keep

giant honker?

keep

big beautiful jewess tits?

lose

kek amazing

If that was Abby’s ass in the actual game then you would have a point

She could bust my crust anytime.

Don't project your dick gurl fantasies on me. Abby is all woman and in a non-post apocalypse setting she would be an absolute smoke show of a muscle waifu.

i liked her better in Justified
you can tell she wasnt relentlessly fucked by 1000 cocks yet

The golf club fucking breaks and Abby has to punch Joel barehanded instead

I definitely could see that with Game Abby, but in the show? Lmao easy there girl, if anything you're hurting yourself more than you are hurting him

They actually have a breast-size quota and guideline for games. There's a few video game creators who discuss it.

Nobody in the post apocalypse would have big tits, there’s not enough food

*brap*

*FWOOOSH*

not enough food for women to have tits

body builders are fine though

I wanna finish in her

why is this photo so erotic

Sexo

Wow what a ___

But in the game its explained she eats a lot of burritos. There's even a movie walking part where you play as Abby and eat burritos and its explained your massive gains are from eating tons of burritos and working out

Disgusting

imagine abby pinning you down with her fat ass and forcing you to inhale her disgusting protein farts

I liked Tyler1 playthrough of this :)

is it ever explained how he survives being shot through the head?

That’s basically what playing through her sections feels like

No but apparently the shot only grazed him

The whole Ground Zero and WLF vs Scars War sections were really kino tho

Why do people hate a character who comes out of nowhere and kills the main character of the series

Are you fuckinf serious?

Ohhh nooo womaan being a leader!!!

Incel moment
Also men are reason world war 1 and 2 happened

guess he was shot through the side of his skull as he was falling and not through the brain area.

PURE KAZAR MILKERS

DRUCKMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Reddit moment

She’s Italian

wheyfu

She's not even that. That would have been acceptable but she literally has a man's body rig.

That makes your complaints here even sadder. Imagine bragging about this behavior

I WANT MILKIES WARM AND TASTY

I hope they expand the wlf vs scars conflict in the show, it was something that just served mostly as a backdrop in the game. I wonder how they’re gonna butcher the physical fights between abby and everyone she encounters, the show struggles capturing the brutality of the game

accurate

Yeah something the game is missing is a look at what normal, everyday non-combat Seraphite life looks like. This was planned but never made it into the finished product, so it would be neat if the show touched on it

Then Elliot tracks her down for REVENGE and makes half dead swoleless Abby fight her in the raging surf before they both realize REVENGE BAD and part ways

This would have been a fine ending if Ellie hadn't already brutally murdered, burned and maimed her way through dozens of other survivors who had nothing against her or Joel personally, while Abby specifically executed Joel in a way that was exceedingly cruel to Ellie. Perfect example of ludonarrative dissonance

She and Ellie will probably just kill like, 4 or 5 people AT BEST for the rest of the show, their little asses ain't intimidating anybody now lol

This. They had zero infrastructure to mass produce and distribute the cure after finding it; odds are what little they could manage to produce in that filthy ruined hospital would just get seized by FEDRA

even her friends don't really like her

isn't that the point

They had to capitalize on Bella’s star power.

the what now?
fat fuck sweaty tattoo'd blue haired women who cheered at her character in game of thrones isnt exactly my thoughts for star power

We very probably are also gonna see more about Lev and Yara before meeting Abby

where are the fUCKING moner caps

Damn. If thats true I might be a latnet homosexual and that explains why I prefer big piss flaps.

trannies existing in the apocalypse

Dude….just…..dude

the lighting in the golf room was so fucking bad
and having abby stab joel with the broken club instead of viscerally caving his skull in is dumb

The cure ultimately doesn’t matter because humanity was too degenerate after 20 years of apocalypse. Go anywhere outside of a military controlled zone and you will be shot on sight, robbed, raped and maybe eaten. Joel was right

It's necessary for the Israel-Palestine commentary.
Seraphites (Hamas) cast him out because they are intolerant religious fanatics who don't tolerate the LGBTs, which is one way in which they are generally worse than the WLF (IDF) who live more like civilized, normal people

having to wait several years for season three before we get to fat geralt

why live

Why didnt they give abby roids for the show

It was a joke. I have seen people say that though.

why do women act so sexually like this all the time even in the workplace? fucking evil

This is my 9/11

What was the game trying to convey exactly? Something like taking violent revenge for the sins of your father will eventually turn you into an evil hateful person and you will repeat the sins of your father and die young

she even acted like ellie ffs

They didn't wanted to go too rough on Bella when Abby has to fight her

Finish what?

they couldn't even get bella to cut her hair you think they'll get a woman to put on any sort of muscle for the post apocalypse?

the entire point is that she is being position as the any ellie. they both look like pale potatoes. they both have a history with joel. and ellie is going to have to deal with them with fireflies. she lets whats her face live right?

it's just a retarded revenge plot druckman came up with in college (studying to be a programmer, not a writer btw) and had been trying to shoehorn into every project he'd worked on since graduating, including the first last of us, but his superiors never let him because it's fucking retarded, but then he became head of the studio and there was no one left to tell him no

Do people even still want to watch this show now that Joel is dead and there's only Brappy and Down Syndrome Ellie left to carry the show?

Does ellie murder her or not

wtf? Revenge is bad why would she do that? Are you insane? Get help dude

Nope. In the game she spares Abby. And she loses her fingers and Dina leaves her. The whole thing is just pretentious misery porn.

I thought they wouldn't want the revenge until S3 or she'll forgive her after 8 episodes

THE GOAT

I want to cum on every inch of her.

fat geralt

post it

Fat Geralt, his arms wide

How do you cure a woman like this? Forced feminization?

You don't get to finish

thats what it said in the catalog view, thats why i clicked it

Cast him

their little asses ain't intimidating anybody now lol

I don't know mang. That ass got me stupified

for the player it's about making you feel complete hatred for a character (abby) and then seeing if you can turn that around and feel empathy for them instead. abby basically turns into joel for her segment of the game and you get the same protective relationship with abby and lev as joel and ellie in tlou1
the characters are constantly pulled back into a cycle of hatred and revenge, doing things which mentally fuck them up because they think they need to to satisfy their hatred
abby realizes she has to do something good to offset the bad but ellie (and tommy) lets hatred consume her idyllic life until she finally lets go when she forces abby to fight her by threatening lev (who abby has formed a protective joel/ellie relationship with)
ellie is even more tortured than abby because joel died before she could forgive him for the events of tlou1

I can fuckin guarantee they cast a fat old white guy for this role that's extremely true to the game.

Does ellie murder her or not

the entire game is ellie relentlessly pursuing abby in seattle and killing a bunch of her friends and countless randoms, then you play as abby for 10 hours trying to make her a sympathetic character, then abby kills ellie's asian friend, shoots tommy in the head, beats ellie to a bloody pulp, and is about to happily slit pregnant dana's throat until her little tranny sidekick tells her not to, then ellie and dana go home and live on a farm and raise dana's baby together, until ellie decides to abandon them and go track down abby again, murders countless more people, and eventually finds abby and beats the shit out of her, abby bites off two of ellie's fingers, and ellie gets the upper hand and is drowning abby in the ocean, but then ellie thinks about joel and LETS ABBY GO and then goes back to the farm and dana and the baby are gone and she can't play guitar anymore because of her missing fingers
not a joke
that's what the next two seasons of the last of us will be

She's not in it much and there is nothing sexy so far.

No, Ellie has a convenient flashback of a dead loved one that convinces her to spare Abby, much like another popular zombieslop franchise. Ellie also gets the same fingers on the same hand bitten off just like Merle did when he fought the Governor.

empathy is gay, wrath and vengeance are cool

abby's actress is only a guest star this season and we've seen both her episodes so the rest of the season will be ellie pursuing her in seattle
then s3 will be abby focused which is a bold move and i bet normie audiences hate it as much as most players did when tlou2 came out

Okay Tommy

druckmann put the woman from his new game in the show

bravo

Something about women wearing cargo pants with their shirt tucked in like this turns me on

Does this guy have an actual role? I only know him from the meme.

Wierd how druckmann hates Christians but then makes a Christianity themed game

He’s in it for 10 seconds but he’s memorable because he’s the only character with a personality in the whole game

i burst out laughing every time i see this

the violence is pretty shocking but at least he didn't misgender him

How did that boomer Falcon Punch not kill Lev? And more importantly is that going to be in the show? They obviously know about the memes so are we going to get the Abby ass fuck meme and the Lev KO meme or are they going to rework those scenes?

They're probably gonna have Travis Willingham reprise the role. Laura Bailey played the nurse at the end of season one like she did in the game.

Oh okay, that's kinda what I thought.

I posted it mostly so I could watch it again.

you think cuckmann can resist putting a totally-not-trump-supporter in the game to ko a tranny

abby is actually attractive in this and druckman knows people will be anticipating the sex scene so it'll be subverted in some way

he'll use the massive hbo budget to cgi her tits to look like they did in the game

He helps kidnapping both Abby and Lev to use them as slaves for his evil group and then he gets interrogated and killed by Ellie when she's looking for her in Santa Barbara

Obviously it would have worked. That’s the whole point. It’s a standard trolley problem. Trying to write headcanon to get out of it is retard logic. Equivalent to saying Joel could fly because it wasn’t demonstrated that he couldn’t. The game tells us they could make a cure, so they could.
And no, they did not have immune subjects prior to Ellie. She was the only one.

bold of you to think women still show breasts during sex scenes

a glimpse inside the mind of a tlou2 stan

holy kek

you don’t get to finish inside this

*looks down at her ass and arches it towards you*

you finish inside this

*gets on her knees and opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue*

He's unnamed, the TLoU wiki calls him "Large Rattler" while the Asian looking one who gets arrowed and later fed to a clicker is "Small Rattler"

the game tells you they MIGHT be able to

they did not have immune subjects before ellie

which means it's even less likely they could make a cure if she's the very first guinea pig

Nah when the goodguys do something for the good of everyone they always nail it the first time and everyone wins and goes home happy.

That wasn’t part of Joel’s calculus at all, though. He didn’t murder every Firefly because he thought they might not be able to make a cure. He did it because he loved his daughter and fuck everyone else.
I’m baffled that Joel lovers can’t accept this. You don’t need to make shit up to justify what he did. Any father would.

Game Abby is way more attractive. The point of the sex scene is to show how even a hard man like Abby can be made vulnerable by love. Thats why shes getting it from behind. To show she can put her guard down and be loved.

even a hard man

you know it’s funny, I’ve waited so lo-

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RAPE ME ALREADY

even the most battle hardened scar killer can have his crust busted.. yes i see..

i see i see i seeeee

JUST

Get off the computer Owen

well they couldn't make it jewish themed because their whole religion is about deceiving god and enslaving humanity

He hates Christians so much he made a hardcore Christian the lead in his show

I am ready for chokeposting 2.0. Don't let me down Anon Babble. youtube.com/watch?v=2rcRR_aVGVI

hardcore christian

they/them lesbian

Correct. Jesus loves everyone, anon
youtu.be/7AusOQq0FlM

Thats because you complained about Neil Druckmann who is the sole creative director for TLOU.
Welp you got some random no-name HBO director instead for many of these episodes.

ellie is a mouthy potato faced dyke

abby is a relatively attractive straight woman with a daddy fetish

And she's supposed to be the bad guy?

I wonder if Kneel Cuckmann is mad about this picture as it is basically the antithesis of his entire worldview?

Druckmann who is the sole creative director for TLOU

not the first game

It's the postapocalypse.

painstakingly removes anything that could possibly satisfy the male gaze from his show

actress does this behind the scenes

probably kek

Pedro Pascal can't catch a break

There was no male gaze in the game either, anon
Unless you count the gay porn mag Ellie stole from Bill

what about when you prone through small holes and the camera goes right up ellie and abby's asshole? i was objectifying the fuck out of both of them

Yes it is. Neil Druckmann is the sole creative director.
The Game Director was Bruce Straley. They co-directed the game as Game Director and Creative Director.

Huh, never thought about that. Some things make more sense now.

Ellie and Dina both have decent asses, depending on the outfits

Wrong
Amy Hennig wrote the first game

Shouldn't have been a showboating cunt, Oberyn!

except straley had the power to tell druckman what he could and couldn't do

ellie had a nicer ass in game 1 before they druckmanned it

THICC

SHE WAS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER, YOU SICK FUCK

there's no way these wouldn't get ripped in the crotch area all the time when on missions because of all the crouching/jumping/rolling etc.
those are way too tight for combat and evasive maneuvers I tell you!

LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT

would
god damn i love these tight jeans

wtf is wrong with Jews?!

Is this official or fan made?

That’s a man

Girl jeans have elastic so they actually stretch and give quite a bit.

That same Jew made the Ellie you jerk off to so they’re not all bad

why does ellie look so young in 1? she's meant to be 14 but looks 10 or something

Big fat honkers might have helped save it a little

Her face looks like my friend I should send this to him.

Where's Fat Geralt when you need him?

Amy Hennig had no direct involvement with and no credit on The Last of Us.
While Druckmann and Straley were focused on TLoU, she was working on Uncharted 3 and 4.

Amy Hennig had no direct involvement with and no credit on The Last of Us.

Anon Babble said she wrote it and was forced out by druckmann

Why didn't they just cast her as Ellie?

the episode was underwhelming. the frozen "zombie" hoard did nothing to move the plot forward. it felt like joel dying was meant to be shocking but fell short and bordered on ham fisted.

Moner isn't just hot though, she's very likable and charming on screen. Dina is fairly boring in the game.

You can't have nice things so just stop asking.

agree, moner is elevating dina to new heights

i once jerked off to a webm of moner drinking a bottle of water, that's how hot she is

She was twenty years too old to play Ellie even before the Great Elliotanguination

She doesn’t really look like Ellie at all
Compare her to this random tiktoker

Gotta cope with the FAS somehow I guess

That doesn't look like Ellie either you fucking retard.

What are Druckmans opinions on revenge for October 7?

Plenty of people have survived being shot in the head. He clearly has some physical disabilities in his scene in the epilogue, as well as one eye being blind, so it did severe damage, just not fatal.

Because the series was made 10 years too late, and she is almost 30 now.

Those are 25 year old jeans at minimum

why didn't they cast this girl as ellie? she would have been perfect

He portrayed the IDF (WLF) as torture-happy, militarized lunatics who destroy themselves by attempting to genocide their enemies.
Take a guess

Why are there so many women in charge in the world of tlou?

the game didn't even have this

She was memed as being a big guy and a laughable caricature of a stronk women. The tranny meme

No, she 100% got memed as a tranny, because people were operating off limited information from the leaks and only knew "there's a tranny in the game" and "this character kills Joel" so they assumed this must be the tranny, as if a video game developer would make a tranny character jacked and mannish.

face

Fuck your friend. In the ass.

who is the sole creative director for TLOU.

Is that a fact?

Cailee would have been peak Ellie, but Druckmann doesn't want us to have nice things.

She wrote a large amount of material for a game before possibly being forced out due to creative differences, but it was for Uncharted 4, not TLoU. And the work she did was scrapped and replaced

imagine the cailee moner sex scene holy shit it would have been incredible

She had some of the best sections of the game.

in the apocalypse

why do you keep repeating this in every TLOU thread like some kind of weird mantra?

They aren't magical, anon. Dever is not going to suddenly be jacked overnight, making her into Abby is likely impossible given how small she is anyway, but even to make her muscular you would need 1-2 years of training.

It does in some places.
Tess being one of the most feared and respected figures in the Boston QZ and pushing Joel around, Marlene leading the Fireflies, Maria being queen of Jackson alongside Tommy.
Though I don't mind it because you come across plenty of other communities which are male led and dominated. Not every group should have to function the same way

What does this have to do with his question?

Calls to mind the furnace which is the female womb.

It seems like he didn't get to do much for me to actually form a "bond" with him. He spent like 3 episodes dying in the first season, two episodes were gay romance, and there were only what, 8 episodes? I'm sure if I played the game I would care more but as a show they did not do a very good job of making this an emotional death. It seems like they were banking on everyone having played the game so they get to relive that experience. I'm not sure how anyone would care if they only watched the show. Even when he is on the screen he is just kind of there, he has no presence.

She could easily pass as much younger and that's something that happens on TV all the damn time. I don't get why you guys keep parroting this line.

That's nice. We're talking about actresses for a TV show here.

Okay that's a fair point. Even if they weren't being worn for all 25 years the materials would still degrade.

It's like you understood his point but still felt the need to be a pedantic fuckwit

He'd kick my ass he's fucking huge just not as built as Abby.

Do women not get manlet gains? Genuinely asking.

They could have cast both sisters for the two roles

you killed my dad because my dad killed your dad who wanted to kill me

guess I should kill you now to complete the cycle

nah, I quit

The firefly insanity is just never addressed, and for me, makes abby as much a nutjob as the fireflies.

It wasn't about the Fireflies, it was about her father, nothing else.

abby and joel have the exactly same character arc