So fucking iconic and brave, unironically

She’s a massive coke head and ozempic user and she sweats a lot and she doesn’t shower often

This

This movie is annoyingly girlpower shit but I'm just glad if she's white and cute these days

You guys know she didn't actually shave her real hair, right? Apparently it was some kind of special wig. To her credit she apparently did want to shave it for real but the filming schedule didn't allow for it.

bitch needs to hop on finasteride

if you wanted me to imagine the smell that's all you had to say

this but ironically

bitch needs to hop on my dick

Get one with hair and shave it off.

The awful cgi was the only thing holding it back.

I want a videogame about her.

How do I know in advance that she'll look hot without hair and not just stupid?

waist to hip ratio

Nah it was a pretty solid movie, and I like anya taylor joy, but she was just too much of a tiny little whisp of a thing to really sell young furiosa. Charlize theron can at least be the kind of thundercunt who is intimidating.
Also by nature of being a prequel a lot of it was just unnecessary because you already know how it all turns out, so who fucking cares?
Hemsworth as Dementus was fun, I like seeing him in weird roles like that and I guess as the biggest star out of straya since mel gibson or nicole kidman he's obligated to be in it.

You don't. That's half the fun of shaving your head for the first time, finding out if you have some kind of fucked up deformed melon.
I just buzzed my hair and beard off, I do it every year right before easter. Feels good man.

Feels good man.

filming schedule didn't allow for it.

A buzz cut is the fastest haircut possible.
No way that shit is true.

It focussed way too much on being a prequel to Fury Road, it should have been more it's own thing because it was at its best when it had nothing to do with Fury Road. Having the bullet farmer and Immortan Joe just kinda show up and stand there wasn't interesting, they had no real connection to this story. And reducing the wasteland to just locations from Fury Road makes everything seem so small.

It also tries hard to capture the magic of the revenge from Mad Max 1 at the end but it kinda does it worse in every way and it made me wish I was just watching Mad Max 1 instead.

More like she was already obligated on other movies and she didn't have time to grow it back to not be GI Jane in the next 3 movies.

Yeah but I want to shave my gf not myself, if she looks stupid we're both miserable and it also makes me a villain because I made her shave her head and then didn't like her anymore because she's bald

Maybe another movie didn't want her in a fake ass wig. Same with Superman and the mustache

I think it was more scenes for Furiosa that take place before she shaves her head in the story.

Furiosa was in my top 5 last year
I don't care what you think of it
It is a good film

They filmmed the bald scenes first

Having the bullet farmer and Immortan Joe just kinda show up and stand there wasn't interesting, they had no real connection to this story.

What? They were integral to the story. It's about Furiosa and how she ended up as a Praetorian. You can't do that without the characters that run the main fortresses of the wasteland, and the story is about Furiosa so why would they get any more screentime than her?

filters are so fucking obviouis

if she looks stupid

Then buy her a cute hat. Bitches love cute hats.

Fun to spook everyone when I go from unibomber to skinhead overnight.

Meet some Leukemia patients

You can't do that without the characters that run the main fortresses

You could. Just have her on some wasteland adventure that runs tangential to immortan joe, and the guy she's trying to stop is somehow threatening him, and at the end when her shit is all fucked up but she's the victor he offers to take her in as a pretorian.
Might not line up with the comic book and video game back story,
I'm not that anon but what I like about mad max as a franchise is how disconnected they all are, with this POV character being the only thing holding it together.
Having a direct sequel/prequel just seems like a step in the wrong direction since the lack of continuity is kind of the best part.
I liked furiosa a lot, but a bunch of the movie just felt like it was stuff he couldn't fit in the first movie (like more war rig stunts, like the octo-boss guy in the glider).

enough