It's like poetry.
It's like poetry
Bucky relegated to the chick spot
Buckybros...
scarjo was so fine in the day a darn tootin shame I didn't get to fuck her.
Am I living in another reality?!? The most boring uninteresting characters from the marvel D+ shows and black widow are getting a team up movie and I’m supposed to care? Is anyone going to see this?
Florence Pig is the leader and not John Walker or Bucky
Oh brother. And she's going to be doing that cringey terrible Russian accent the whole time.
I didn't even see Black Captain America yet and they're already doing another bit capeshit thing?
Poetry smoetry bloetry blomeplease and thank you. I wub wub love capeshit I call it capekino fr tho BTW
Buckbros
Bucky is the leader, Yelena is the main character.
Same dynamic as Captain America and Iron Man.
Next avengers is in 2026 so they have to pump out their smaller movies quick to get everyone somewhat familiar with the characters before that movie comes out
This is what they’re looking at. Definitely not promising.
So Taskmaster is dead right? Literally only in select parts of trailers and movie posters
You can see how much they sucked the color out of everything. Even the guy in the red suit is mostly grey. Why the fuck does everything have to look like Saving Private Ryan
It's like poetry.
Yes, bad poetry.
Which one is Taskmaster? Is that Rachel weisz?
yea she's definitely gone within the first 25 minutes
Is she even a character? She was practically a robot in the Black Widow movie, was she in something else since then?
It’s the fact that he didn’t even take the super soldier steroids, so he’s just a regular guy but doing the same superhero feats that Steve rogers does. He’s holding his shield up and getting punched by the hulk and he’s just a dude. I might as well be watching fast and furious 10 with Dom at this point because now the marvel universe doesn’t even try to be believable.
Nobody should be able to do the "throw shield and bounce it off five things before catching it" shit without some kind of super serum bullshit. I'll accept Rogers getting magic juice that makes him able to insta-calculate trajectories and throw with pinpoint accuracy. I won't accept some regular guy doing that, whether it's Falcon or US Agent or whoever else. Ultron or Vision could be acceptable exceptions, because robots.
Where's the hulk
Benicio del Toro fucked her in a elevator at the Oscars.
From brownslop to blueslop
Am I supposed to be seeing something more here?
A couple of the movies show that Steve had magnets in the arm of his suit, so it's not entirely a crazy magic that only Steve can learn type deal. At least Sam was shown training with it.
He was Steve's girlfriend; this checks out.
Depending on which one you're referring to: In space, at work in her firm, in rehab or in jail, and in jail.
that was her only appearance. not sure why they wanted to get rid of her that bad but whatever
we truly are buckbroken
Doesn't this movie take place in New York? Where are Kate Bishop, and Punisher or any other defender? sure they don't have spidey money but you're in mcu's nyc and the best you can do is bucky? Seriously?
(me)
Oh yea also you would think captain falcon and the latino falcon would also be here since their good friend bucky is fighting a godlike being in a major city. Nope? Ok I guess. This movie just doesn't make sense because damn near every hero from the usa is in nyc but this bootleg ass group is what shows up vs Sentry.
I love how not even capeshit is safe from blue filter
Oh yea also you would think captain falcon and the latino falcon would also be here since their good friend bucky is fighting a godlike being in a major city.
In retrospect, it was an odd choice for The Falcon & The Winter Soldier to show Sam and Bucky learning to work together as a team when both of their next appearances have them on their own (and now Bucky's a congressman wtf??).
its like slopetry
How am I supposed to believe Wong just doesn't care about this flying fuck turning people into shadows????? Yea strange is in the dark dimension with clea but Wong is at the sanctum which is in new york so where is he? And we are supposed to believe this is a world ending threat even though we know there is an avengers movie next year and they also had the audacity to mention the cast of this movie is in it so nobody will even die besides maybe taskmaster. If you wanted this movie to make sense in a connected universe it just should not have taken place in new york.
yet
kys manchild
no u
The MCU ended with the first Avengers movie, everything after that (maybe except the first GOTG movie) was pure schlock.
I am very much looking forward to seeing Bucky and Walker again
I just hope this shit is worth the four years of build up they've been giving it. It's not the next fucking Avengers movie, it's "Marvel's version of Suicide Squad." I like most of the characters in this... It better be good.
Ok this is just wrong. Half the phase 1 movies suck balls.
Good ones.
Iron man
Captain American
Avengers
Bad ones
Thor
Hulk
Iron Man 2.
The MCU died after endgame, not first avengers.
Wong is at the sanctum which is in new york
No, he's in the the monastery in Tibet.
I just hope this shit is worth the four years of build up they've been giving it
Fucking hell. You need to change the way you live.
Anon, they've been building up to Thunderbolts since the Black Widow movie. For "Marvel's Suicide Squad," that's crazy.
People with black/brown eyes hate color and vibrancy
I've never seen one of you in the wild and was convinced you didn't exist and the whole thing was some money laundering scheme.
I would never tell anybody to kill themselves, so I'm imploring you with all my soul to CHANGE THE WAY YOU LIVE.
Are... are you okay, anon? Were you beat up by Marvel movies as a kid?