What's the modern equivalent of washed up hollywood actors doing italian movies?

What's the modern equivalent of washed up hollywood actors doing italian movies?

Hallmark movies

On the left he looks exactly like modern Lio Decaprio.

hallmark and other such companies like it do not use ai for scriptwriting or acting

Seagal doing eastern euro movies

Two words: Money Plane

considering what he said he's lucky to be doing ANYTHING desu, he actually has a better career than I would have expected

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What's the modern equivalent of washed up hollywood actors doing italian movies?

Washed up hollywood actors doing modern hollywood movies.

Apparently these are real movies

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Any Robert De Niro movie after Ronin (he was busted by French police for being in connection with an international prostitution ring in 1998).

This was actually a good movie, and even had a theatrical release.

is Cage still being forced to do any shitty movie he gets offered bc he owes money to the IRS?

These can't take more than 3 weeks to film

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john cusack doing movies in china after getting cancelled by both political parties in usa

china won.

Cage and Tom Cruise are the only actors that never made something I regret watching.

No. He did this one voluntarily for whatever reason.

What was the consensus on Tarantino's autism with regards to The Critic?
Was it just a bargaining ploy as a starting point for haggling for the budget he actually wanted? Or is he actually so autistic as to think they were going to fund him making 10+ films for the sake of his fictional universe?

That was actually a pretty good flick. So was picrel.

I've found that if the B-Movie is about crime, more often than not, it has better chance at being secret kino. Like the film "Donnybrook".

he actually does wear these glasses

Anon learns about Spaghetti Westerns

Learn to shut up before I smack yer boomer ass like Wyatt did to that blackjack dealer.

ha

I'll smack yer ass too, law dog.

thats just as funny

Yeah I bet you like smacking men's asses, homo

What's the modern equivalent of washed up hollywood actors doing italian movies?

washed up hollywood actors doing italian (or japanese) commercials

Don't be ridiculous. Typical Anon Babble faceblindness

Why is Mel in all that crap

Getting funds for the religionverse.

He said bad things about Jews again.

DTV action for Men. Hallmark Christmas for Women.

Westerns rule!

This one's actually decent.

what the fuck

anything streaming

you're right, it's the face bloat

I recently learned about the term "geezer teaser" for movies that feature a prominent action star of yesteryear appearing briefly in an otherwise unremarkable movie.