3-film live-live action epic LOTR Pokemon
Can I just steal the money and never make it? Pokemon shouldn't be live action.
Pokemon
Nicolas Cage as all the Pokemon.
intro is adult Ash driving back home
goes into his childhood bedroom
finds an old VHS tape labeled "Championship of 1998" and pops it into his old VCR
Nintendo logo comes down like a Gameboy booting up
TV is fucked up and each city has a different palette like on the Super Gameboy
movie begins for real
6 hours of me having sex with a girl with massive tits cosplaying as May
Follow close to the aesthetics of the show and game
Colorful, optimistic, kid friendly
The Pokemon are 3D, but they are more like plush dolls than real animals with fur
Special effects will have 2D elements, like Arcane/Spiderverse
Fun over realism
Characters: Ash, Misty, Brock, Gary, Prof Oak, Ash's Mom, Giovanni, Jesse, James, Bill
Make the kids 14-17ish instead of 10, mostly unknown actors
Cast beautiful women to play Jenny and Joy (same actress throughout, obviously)
multiethnic but not forced, going easy mode, not to offend the snowflakes or trigger the chuds, the goal is to not make the headlines because of that
Pay a lot of money on pre-production to get those elements right and sell merch in the form of sneakers, caps, shirts, besides the usual Pokemon material, it's one of the best IPs for this
Advertise the movie with events in Pokemon Go
90% of Pokemon from gen1, 8% of gen 2, 2% for the rest, don't specify
First movie
Ho-oh appears, Ash gets pikachu, releases butterfree, meets and fights Brock and Misty
We get to see each city they go to and we hear about the Indigo League
They gather together to stop some Team Rocket plot
post-credit scene: Mewtwo is asleep on Rocket's lair
Second movie
first half is Ash gathering more badges, Team Rocket fails comically
second half is practically a remake of the first animated Mewtwo movie, same story
people crying over stone ash and etc
Third movie
Ash fights for the last badges and gets into the Indigo League
The movie will play around the League, mostly, with Team Rocket scheming, other trainers, etc
Ash LOSES the league and it's a plot twist to the viewer
However, it ends in a very optimistic tone about how big the world and how good it is to strive for more, to catch em all and so on
Ash hop on a Lapras and there is a hook for potential sequels
There, you've got 3 Billion right there minimum, producers would beg me to work on a sequel trilogy.
Pocket 2/3rd of the budget and produce slop because I know Pokémon fans are used to consuming slop.
original 150/series
base each of them on each starter.
unique OC in each movie.
team rocket encounters throughout with final standoff with gio in the last one.
after credits scene is kid leaving his room and getting his red hat and pikachu following him.
4th movie is all ash/brock/misty
massive
Thought this post was based but I realized its not actually based.
why didnt they make a generic pokemon trainer movie with newt as the mc, instead of the black guy
just looked up detective pikachu's box office, 433 million
holy shit what a flop, pokemon should have been a billion dollar movie at least. literally the biggest franchise and it flops like a magikarp
Release 3 different cuts into the theater at the same time
Call them Red, Blue, and Yellow
All of them have slightly different Pokemon, scenes, easter eggs
Not sure if people would be mad about this and it would fail or if it would make a trillion dollars