/who/ thread

What ethnicity is this? I can't believe he's not Jewish.

HashtagShow Review of Lux (Episode 2) - "There is also a genius cutaway scene that takes meta to a new level, although best left unspoiled. It’s an unexpected moment that will either make superfans very happy or very annoyed."

(Reposting from the end of last thread)
THE LEAKS ARE CONFIRMED! It's actually over

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Why do millennials soiface at anything remotely meta?

It's the eternal Scot, ye ken?

That wheelchair fucker Tharries did a 180 and went from shitting on Chibnall era Who, to defending RTD2 to the death. I guess we know why now

RTD wants to do a regeneration story where the outgoing Doctor and incoming Doctor get to actually share the screen

instead of simply having a future 15 travel back in time to help with 14's regeneration, he comes up with the fucking stupid idea of bigeneration instead

tardis.wiki/wiki/I_Don't_Really_Have_a_Title_for_This_Please_Stop_Pressuring_Me_(short_story)

I Don't Really Have a Title for This Please Stop Pressuring Me was the seventh vignette in the anthology Our Own Voices, published by Arcbeatle Press on their website on 1 April 2025 to coincide with April Fools' Day. It was written by Xavier Llewellyn. In-universe commentary in the story Our Own Voices [+] acts as a framing narrative.

The Zombs say, in chorus, " THEM TERFS".

Crescent says LGBT stands for "Literally a Girl, Because I’m Trans."

She refers to "Joking Tenpin Bowling" as an "AstroTERF".

She says the words "Illegitimi non carborundum" and says "if you’re making fascists and bigots see red — you’re doing something right".

What the fuck is this retarded shit? This isn't even Doctor Who.

tardis.wiki/wiki/Wholala

Fan-produced podcast hosted by Sam Player and Alasdair Gibbs. Launched in 2022, it offers a queer, comedic, and critical perspective on Doctor Who, covering both classic and modern episodes.

Oh... FUCK OFF

Moffat literally did that by having the 11th Doctor make a phone call to Clara before regenerating.

I will maintain that Sherlock was not only a bad show but not even the best Sherlock adaptation on air of its time.
Regardless of this fact, his era of Doctor Who is still my favorite of the revival series and Twice Upon a Time is how Doctor Who ended for me.

In hindsight.........

Reminder about the leaks, posted weeks ago:

A teenage Belinda and her boyfriend are sitting on a park bench looking up at the night sky in the beginning of The Robot Revolution. He gives her one of those things where you name a star after someone and hands her a certificate. So the planet the Robots take Belinda to is called BelindaChandraWorld because it's orbiting that star.

Lux features fourth wall breaking moments where Doctor Who fans are watching and commenting on the Doctor and Belinda (rumoured to be YouTuber Tharries) from their sofa once they're animated.

The Well is a sequel to Midnight, set on an abandoned diamond mining colony. The entity possesses a young girl who is deaf and communicates by sign language.

Lucky Day is a dark folk horror story involving all the terrible things happening on Earth while the Doctor is away. UNIT is completely re-established as a dangerous organisation harbouring secrets. The villain is an alien disguised as a popular podcaster who met the Doctor as a child and who uses hypnotism on Ruby.

The Fugitive Doctor appears in The Story and The Engine, where the trickster god Anansi is capturing people in a fake barbershop on its back to extract stories and life energy from its victims.

Episode 6 guest stars Freddie Fox as a terrorist holding the Interstellar Song Contest hostage. It ends with Mrs. Flood revealed as The Rani. Mrs Flood bi-regenerates from the Rani at the end of The Interstellar Song Contest and babbles about Omega. The person says that a young Asian woman plays the current Rani from which Mrs Flood bi-regenerates but doesn't know who it is. May be Archie Panjabi.

Mrs Flood will be the one dropping the bombshell to the Doctor regarding Omega and his involvement in what is happening to him & Belinda. The Rani was the Boss Meep referred to.

Sherlock was fucking godawful.

11th Doctor make a phone call to Clara before regenerating

We didn't realize just how good we had it

When I say total
I mean
total
moffat
death

2million overnight

lol, lmao even.

How would we feel if they did it like the guy from Planet of the Spiders? Like say the next Doctor appears as the outgoing Doctor's companion in their last episode.

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To be fair, stories set on or involving Gallifrey in the classic era were never much good (The Deadly Assassin excepted, and even then I think i's overrated). It's the least interesting aspect of the Doctor, his relationship with the setting completely changes once you put him on Gallifrey and not in a good way. Only really in the War Games is it okay, and that was done purely to serve as the justification for his regeneration at a time when they hadn't fully worked out the mechanics of it yet.

It's a low bar. I'm rewatching MoffWho atm and it's mixed if we're being honest. Series 5 was great, but only because it followed the formula they'd had since 2005. You can tell it was written half with Tennant in mind (no shade on Smith, I actually prefer him to Tennant).

Series 6 is a grueling watch though. There are lots of individual great ideas, great moments and the premise of some stories is fantastic (The Girl Who Waited shines here imo). But the whole series arc is just so messy and weighed down by absolute shit like Let's Kill Hitler.

Moffat was clearly capable of writing superb stories and coming up with superb concepts, but like RTD needs someone to hold back his flaming homosexuality, Moffat needs someone holding back his insane timey wimey arcs (and his fetish for older women while we're at it).

Btw the Mr Tardis and Tharries cameos in the next episode have been confirmed by reviews

HashtagShow - "There is also a genius cutaway scene that takes meta to a new level, although best left unspoiled. It’s an unexpected moment that will either make superfans very happy or very annoyed."

Surprised we haven't seen this come back. They did it again with the Watcher in Logopolis and it always felt like a nice touch. All the regenerations since Caves of Androzani have been largely the same (TV Movie excepted).

Xavier Llewellyn

He's a prominent editor on the wiki by the username Epsilon. Also goes by the name Toby Price.
A lot of the wiki editors write for shitty spin-off books solely so they can get their work 'canonised' in the wiki.

what was it before?

What went wrong? He always had his weaknesses as a writer but at least he knew how to get the tone right, he knew how to make it feel grounded, he knew how to worldbuild, and he understood how to evoke emotion.

But now the tone is all wrong.
It doesn't feel grounded.
There's next to no worldbuilding.
All attempts to make it emotional fall flat.
And he hasn't gotten any better at his weaknesses from the past either.

What the fuck happened?

RTD got trolled.

He was never good. None of them were.

isn't that literally against policy

What the fuck happened?

Nothing. Moffat was the true mastermind behind RTD1. He elevated the show with his episodes, he was an editor, he tardwrangled RTD to the best of his ability.

Kind of. The policy doesn't ban writers from editing the wiki, the policy merely bans them from wikifying their own stories onto the wiki.
Of course, there's an egregious way they get around this, and that's by just making a sandbox and then getting one of their buddies to then implement it onto the main wiki.
In fact, Xr Llewellyn is doing that right now with the Birmingham article by adding all of his shitty lore inputs. No doubt he'll get one of xis bum buddies to then edit the main Birmingham article soon enough

tardis.wiki/wiki/User:Epsilon/Birmingham

Admins are of course all fine with this because they also do this shit. Scrooge MacDuck, who has the pen name Aristide Twain, is also notorious for this.

Mindfucked himself into believing that caring about lore or continuity or even pleasing the audience is some kind of chuddery, and nothing should come in the way of the show being a big gay pride parade, I'm sure.
This is ideological at this point. The idea that the largely online legacy fanbases for things like DW, need to have the things they liked dangled in front of them and destroyed, has become some kind of crusade, for "derangement syndrome" crowd.

He looks tired.

iirc editors can write shit but they can't add stuff about it on the wiki. So say if RTD had an account on there, he could knock himself out adding stuff about the 60s TV Comics, but he couldn't edit anything about the shite he's putting out now.

A lot of his first run depended on pop culture and general feeling and life on Earth as it was in the 90s/2000s. In many ways it was comfy. But his run now depends on those same things again except it's the 2020s and everything went to shit, so that same approach now results in AIDS. Making a show that just shows everyday life in a comfy way stopped being a good idea around 2012 or so when everything started rapidly becoming dystopian.

Wholala

Also I'm pretty sure this is also against policy. They're quite strict on articles about fan sites like this.
They had an article for fucking TARDISposting which got deleted very quickly.

These threads are back up again? Thought they were dead. I don't watch or like the 2005 revival series and refuse to watch the new one with the nignog but I've recently started recollecting the Big Finish audio CDs. So far I've got The Last Adventure, Dark Eyes 1-4, all 8 of the original 2003 Unbound series, The Living Darkness, the first series of Dalek Empire, Jubilee, Medicinal Purposes, Doctor Who and The Pirates, The Holy Terror, Curse of the Daleks, The Maltese Penguin, The Mutant Phase, Dust Breeding, The Reaping, The Quin Dilemma, Audacity, Terror Firma and the Second Doctor Boxset of the lost stories series. Also got Time Apart, The Lovecraft Invasion and Dark Universe for free but they're kind of cringe and you can tell it's gone to shit in recent years.

The show is back on TV. Not that you knew of course, because the buzz has died and nobody cares anymore.

Based. I watched a few 2005 episodes and bailed out fast so I'm ignorant of any of the shit that's gone on over the years. Main Range has been keeping me entertained.

someone should make an article for /who/ just to see how long it lasts before someone seethes over it

There's a story from Big Finish called The Lovecraft Invasion where Colin Baker has a mixed race transgender non-binary companion called Calypso Jones who punches Lovecraft in the face and says that he's scared of a future that's coming whether he likes it or not. The doctor also compares him being racist to a book he liked as a child where the author turned out to be an evil timelord who destroyed planets. I got it for free with another CD I bought and no wonder, the guy must have been desperate to get rid of it. A lot of people are trying to sell that CD probably because of how pozzed it is.

IIRC The Lovecraft Invasion came out right after Floyd, which is why it's so fucking abysmally heavy-handed and preachy

Never forget that they want your sons dead and they think it's funny.

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yes the entity was actually nice but Tennant is a toxic white supremacist male so he couldn't reason with it. Dr. Zesty is gay and empathetic so he'll be able to save the day!

it really does feel like wokies are holding franchises hostage at this point. the ratings continue to tank but they have the power to accuse the moneyholders of being racist, sexist, etc. so they're still able to keep going.

would have actually tied back to End of Time nicely if the Time Lords were trying to reignite the Time War or some other crazy power mad shit, instead of the Master sperging out over Timeless Child stuff. but i was always keen on seeing how Time Lord society could change. they're not all gone, they can grow and change as much as anything else.

But anon, I don't have any sons

mixed race transgender non-binary companion called Calypso Jones

mixed race

It's funny because the actual "actor" is the most pasty white-faced fuck you've ever seen.

Based.

It sounds like Colin Baker is being held hostage and forced to read the script at gunpoint, I know he's a left wing guy irl and that it's a left wing show but it sounds like even he is uncomfortable with the politically heavy content of the story.

isn't one of them that sperg who has the fan theory that the Doctor isn't really from Gallifrey because his planet was never named in the first episode? he mods Anon Babblegallifrey and finds ways to ban users who tell him his pet fan theory is retarded

Reminds me of that production crew woman who was boasting about how she was black and that white people can't be a victim of racism, even though she looked white as fuck and was something like 1/16th

Aye laddie, Scots were Jews before Jews, and Jewier than any Jew.

The Well is a sequel to Midnight, set on an abandoned diamond mining colony. The entity possesses a young girl who is deaf and communicates by sign language.

Oh great so this is the one with the spastic from EastEnders who also has her own show on ITV now. This is gonna be fucking grim, her voice is just as bad as that Rosie Jones fucktard.

Probably, they have a separate page for "planet (An Unearthly Child)" because some editors consider the Gallifrey reveal to be a retcon rather than new information.
tardis.wiki/wiki/Planet_(An_Unearthly_Child)

RTD never understood how science fiction works, but he's also very out of touch now.

Why are you complaining about her voice when it literally says she only communicates by sign language in the episode

These threads are back up again? Thought they were dead.

seems like a lot of the usual thread shitters have fucked off so the threads have been pretty nice honestly, might have something to do with it.

Cheers for the heads up on that. Deleted the two installments featuring Calypso. Any other Classic Doctor Big Finish stories with this kind of shit in that I can get rid of?

I don't know who that is but I gotta admit one thing I do like about the wiki is that they do try to acknowledge that Gallifrey wasn't really a thing in the 60s and that the Time Lords were only a thing at the last minute. For one thing I'd have a better time believing that the Meddling Monk was a future human than a pre-Delgado Master or some bollocks.

Oh, no worries. The Lovecraft Invasion came out in 2020 so it's very recent, the first one hundred main range Big Finish stories are still solid. Big Finish didn't really go to shit until 2013 with the show's 50th anniversary and most of the pozz I've listened to is a 2020-onwards thing.

Every other Time Lord we see on the show is actually just another incarnation of the Master.
You can't disprove this.

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when it literally says she only communicates by sign language in the episode

I'll believe that when I see it. From her "filmography" I find it hard to believe that she's gonna be entirely 100% non-vocal like the woman from the Under the Lake two-parter.

It's very much a kind of internet age of storytelling where... you just hope it'll generate content

How do you respond without sounding like an out of touch antisocial geezer?

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Jenna Ortega is Roger Delgado's granddaughter.

"I hope you die suddenly, you fat puff."

No need. I always liked him better. The empty child, Blink, the girl in the fireplace and silence in the library/ forest of the dead are all at the top of my Nu-who list of favorites and i enjoyed Matt Smith´s run as well.

Don'tfl askfydd questionel jusryu consumin contentee 'n' getter excitelwyn fer nexteryn contentee.

i don't think it's the same guy but he seems to have an autistic fixation of his own with the concept

It's massively off-putting how desperate he is to try and make the show a social media hit

test

Or you could just not watch it and give them the ratings

Anon Babble is the only place i generally engage in talking about the show at all because this place is a sewer and it does Russel no good i'm here calling his buck a terrible Doctor. talking about it anywhere else, writing reviews, making videos, etc. just feeds into the system is ultimately good for the show because all criticism just gets ignored anyway.

nta but I watch it to lol at the gay cringe.

it offers a queer, comedic, and critical perspective on Doctor Who

What the fuck does "queer perspective" even mean?
How the fuck does one make blokes shagging blokes the centre of discussion about a sci-fi show.

I recall someone pointed out during the specials just how many scenes and lines were clearly written with the internet audience in mind.
Once you realise it becomes painfully obvious.
Wild Blue Yonder is especially full of it. Shit like Tennant running on all fours looks like something that would have been a massive hit with the Tumblr girl audience several years ago. Also the DW twitter trying to force "My arms are too long" as a meme.

ffs, leave Lovecraft alone. He was a deeply unwell man, who lived a miserable life, but produced things that captivated people's imaginations regardless.
Why do people have to beat up on him, while he's not even alive to defend himself, just because he said some spicy things (that weren't even that spicy for the time). It's fucking juvenile.

chocolate beauty blatantly throwing herself at you in a fanfiction sex scenario

"damn i wish my previous companion could help me solve this plot point, it's staring me right in the face"

in hindsight, the clues for Tennant being gay have been there from the start

Also got this epic poster.

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You'd figure that if this guy was such a horrible racist with such outdated views then pop culture would have condemned him to obscurity. But no, they can't shut up about him.

grand return as "the saviour of Doctor Who", for a second time running

had recently done several widely praised award-winning prestige dramas, each loaded with 'important' themes

bagged a co-funding deal with fucking Disney

came back with all that clout, all that money, all his mates and favourite colleagues, full of confidence that he was in tune with both the critical and commercial audience, and nobody to really tell him no

I keep seeing it as a George Lucas doing the Star Wars prequels situation, where everyone just blindly assumed it would be good simply because they were letting the man they believe was behind all the success last time do it again with more power and more money — except here, RTD isn't even an original creative mind like Lucas, and neither is there any massive commercial success as an upside.

Is this official? Why is there a Chibnall Sontaran on it and why is the Master blue?

I have to assume it's cope, because they like it's stuff, and then can't square that with his actual beliefs.

The Sixth Doctor's regeneration in The Brink of Death has Sylvester McCoy appear as an apparition and tell him everything will be okay if he just regenerates after defeating the Valeyard. You should check it out if you haven't.

Oh, yeah. That happened.

lmao why did they just drop all the big season arc shit in one go at the end

POOJEET I WAS STALKING YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID MONDAY AND THIS CHICK FROM 5,000,000,000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE WAS NAMED MUNDY! OOOOH SPOOOOOKY!

oh shit the earth was destroyed or moved for the Nth time!

this show feels like it's really, really grasping and this is the fourth reboot of the reboot already

It never happened.

Except George Lucas was in fact the creator of Star Wars, and was heavily instrumental in making it good to begin with.
RTD pretty much did nothing. He certainly didn't write the good episodes. I guess he did a good job casting the actors?

Is this official?

No, I don't think so. Just found it on ebay.

Why is there a Chibnall Sontaran on it

Dark Eyes started in 2012 and ended in 2014 which was when the Sontarans showed up in it. By that point (around about 2013) Bog Finish had started incorporating elements of the 2005 revival series into its classic doctor stories, the daleks themselves also sound like nuwho daleks in it despite thr fact they're supoosed to be the 1960s daleks.

THIS CHICK FROM 5,000,000,000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU WAS NAMED MUNDY!

forgot to add that part

Gotta have big reality-threatening stakes every time! How else is the audience gonna be invested in any of this?

why is the Master blue

It's just the artwork idk.

it's another world-ending scenario that has to be solved with TARDIS magic episode

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AND IIIIM NOT LIIISTENIIIIINGGAAAHH

Mr Tardis

lmao, he talked a lot of shit about my boy History Debunked. I do enjoy his videos though.

yeah but the way it was just tacked on was fucking awful
not even a slow buildup across the season

Why is RTD running a sci-fi show he's been a fan of all his life when he doesn't actually like writing sci-fi?

You do wonder. What does he even get out of DW as a thing? Why does he like it? The costumes?

The later Big Finish boxsets have interviews with the actors at the end of each disc and the one for that story feels like a struggle session.

There's a Big Finish story called The Beginning about the first doctor and Susan escaping Gallifrey that looks really good, I'll get around to buying that one eventually. In fact pretty sure it should contradict that guy's theory.

I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I can almost guarantee I'll be annoyed.

She has a drama about deafos on BBC right now, a new drama starting soon on ITV, the Who episode AND the BBC thing where she hangs around with old people. But she cute so not too bothered.

That:s just plain wrong. It literally can't be a retcon when alien planet is specified right from the start.

He likes Sci-Fi as a concept I feel, but is too much of a brainlet to actually write a sci-fi story without any deus ex machinas to fill in for a logical plot progression.
Which begs the question as to why not bring actual science fiction writers in to consult and write stories like was the norm for the classic era?

It's like he gets off on being hated. The deranged Tumblr bitches who hated him for daring to cast hot babes like Karen Gillan sure as fuck never forgave him for existing, and now Based and Redpilled Gigachads hate him too.

Scream did untold damage

humiliation fetish. please understand. VERY big Moffat boner in progress.

What if the 10th Doctor but whinier and gay

What if Rose but worse

What if Martha but Indian

What if I keep trying to do Moffat’s Impossible Girl thing but WORSE

RTD2 has been great

But did he actually follow up on this statement? It feels like the blackface stuff was exclusively RTD's doing, though I never paid closely enough to Chib's run to confirm if he did it as well.

Tell me what happens in the new episode and why is it bad so I don't have to watch it.

at least he is honest about it being a fantasy and a lie, others are literally WE WUZZing

What was the context of this line being said if true? Seems like they're really desperate to capture the young internet people audience with this.

As I recall I didn't happen so much under Chib though that's probably just because you had the ethnic-heavy Rosa and Punjab in Series 11 then in Series 12 you had historicals with smaller casts like Tesla and THoVD. I do remember in Power of the Doctor you had blacks in the Imperial Russian court in 1916 so yeah that was pretty jarring.

Because political stooges do. Being hated by masses of nerds is relatively safe, yet still looks like you are stunning and brave for standing up for ''what you believe'', so it's win-win for them.

History Debunked

He did?

I do enjoy his videos though.

I hope you mean History Debunked and not Mr Tardis.

love how you cut off the archive link that doesn't even link to the quote but some australian tourist website

Curly black hair

Beaky nose

You fucks can't recognize the Welsh can you
He's literally Jeff from Coupling, just without the charm

Yeah in Moffat's defence he pretty much kept black and browns in the background in historical episodes
He didn't outright start raceswapping historical figures like RTD
It's not like Moffat had much of a choice either given the mandatory BBC race quotas that are so strict even historical dramas don't get exceptions

His run made me stop watching the show and I never watched any of what came after either. So, no, I do not owe this fuck an apology and will not do so.

I think britfags overcompensate harder with race shit than burgers do

waste of trips kys

He did?

Yes, History Debunked complained about the interracial kiss in the new nuwho episode and Mr. Tardis basically armchair psychoanalysed him as being some closeted bbc cuck because of how focused he was on the racemixing.

I hope you mean History Debunked and not Mr Tardis.

Yes, I like his dalek lore videos though.

lefitsts believe that racist people create racist thoughts with racist voodoo and if you don't denounce the racism of the source you can be infected by the racism.

This sounds like something Mr. Tardis would actually fucking say lol.

he grew up as a fan of the show but all the toxic straight white males wouldn't let him be gay and make the Doctor gay and now he gets to do that and no one can tell him no. take that, homophobes!

Leftists letting brown people get away with crime and general bad behaviour is what unironically made me a racist.

Why isn't Ruth back at the Grid

Also just remembered that one time he called that right winger "subhuman" on twitter lmao. I think he gets a lot of his politics from Vaush.

but that's where the autism of people who love this theory come in because it wasn't Gallifrey back then, hypothetically it could be anything except for Gallifrey which is why it gets to be its own thing.

they care too much about silly things like story and plot, we need more non-binary lesbians in wheelchairs who wear hijabs to really piss off the bigots and transphobes. that's what producing television is all about.

He gives real Movieblob energy. I'm sure he believes in eugenics, that being that right-wing gym bros should be purged from the gene pool but fat slobs like him can stay.

the fact that so much of it is a cope for being gross and unlikeable is so funny to me

Mr. Tardis basically armchair psychoanalysed him as being some closeted bbc cuck because of how focused he was on the racemixing.

Kek
I hope History Debunked responded to that
That video where he responded to that shitpost video calling him a Jew always good for a laugh
youtube.com/watch?v=4NXq3ZKk97k

I was actually at a press preview event and just about every spoiler I have read is complete bullshit. Also the reason this cunt is leaving it unspoilered is not because they want to not spoil the surprise or whatever, its because there is a FUCKING PRESS EMBARGO on it.

Thankfully I am a rebel who doesn't play by the rules and also I am posting this on an anonymous message board, so they can take their embargo and shove it up their arse:
The meta cutaway is one of Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks drawing the animation that the Doctor and Belinda find themselves in. It shows other pictures on their desk, one marked "Valeyard" and is a drawing of Richard E Grant's Shalka Doctor. It doesn't mention it at all but it lingered over the drawing long enough for most of us to notice it. Obviously the inclusion of Walt Disney himself will piss off the maga crowd, but there is not a man alive who doesn't think Ub Iwerks was a fucking genius

Thats not all, though. In episode 3...
Shirley Henderson, last seen in Love and Monsters, is a guest star

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Sad as fuck we never got a show with him as the doctor, he looks great for a 69 year old though.

Spoiler

I mean as long as they aren't pissing on his grave or anything Disney showing up on Dr. Who wouldn't be the worse thing ever, if it wasn't for everything else terrible happening in this series.

Gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Yeah I'm sure you're totally not the same guy who was also at a press preview event last year and posted that John Simm and Awkwafina were going to be in the finale

he just has STD induced brain rot, syphilis is destroying his mind

What's the sequel to then if not Midnight? Remember RTD confirmed on Saturday's Unleashed that there would be an "unexpected sequel".

tfw I was a literal fetus when the TV Movie aired.

I want to go back, bros.

He's purging himself from the gene pool, lmao

Many such cases

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you just know

It was five years before I was born lol. I was only a fetus when Storm Warning was released though.

I was born two years before the TV movie.

Most based post in the entire thread.

Put the show on hiatus
Bring it back in ten years or so
Bring back writers like Toby Whithouse
Bring in Pemberton and Shearsmith as showrunners
Cast Hayley Atwell as the Sixteenth Doctor
Don't even acknowledge the past few seasons, obviously you can't retcon it at this point without backlash so just ignore it as much as possible
There, I fixed it

Cast Hayley Atwell as the Sixteenth Doctor

Had me until this point. A woman should never be the Doctor.

TV Movie TARDIS was peak aesthetic and it's only been downhill from there.

obviously you can't retcon it at this point without backlash

someone with the balls to retcon it or throw it all out as a timey wimey thing would be heralded as a hero. the bitchy queers and catladies who infest fandom don't actually like the things, they just like policing the fandom for "natzhees"

Capaldi's TARDIS was great thoughbeit

If we could undo the Doctor being half-human, nothing is off the table. At very least, undo the Timeless Child and make if you absolutely need a le chosen one black girl who was exploited to make the Time Lords make the Timeless Child the Master.

the guy who designed this died like 1 year later

i would handle it by leaning into the comment the Toymaker made about making the Doctor's past a "jigsaw puzzle" or whatever. some higher being has been interfering in his past which has included Doctors from 'abhorrent timelines' that no longer exist. he's a time traveler with an extremely complex temporal timeline so interfering with that will have wide reaching consequences.

at least he didn't live to see it destroyed