CHICKEN JOCKEY

CHICKEN JOCKEY

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Clean it up wagie!!!!!

F-F-F-FEEEEEEEEED S-S-S-SEEEEEEEEED
SNEEEEEEEED'S FEED AND SEED, YEAH IT'S FORMERLY CHUCK'S
OOOOOOOOHH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE BREAKIN' THE BUCKS
CHUUUUUUUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK, NOW YOU'RE POSTIN' A SNOOD
OOOOOOOOHH SUPER BIG I'M A GUY FOR YOUUUUUUUU

The joke has been run into the ground, even zoomers have gotten tired of it.
The movie will not make it to $800m.

one billion dollars

This dude is so mad he has been spamming every Minecraft and Snood thread because seeing Emma gives him severe disphoria and he hates that she is succeeding beyond what was thought possible.

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Based

CLEAN
IT
UP

Cast the porn parody

BASEDO

greatest television & film event of the decade .
no sticky

the new sneed

Someone vocaroo it

Julia "mommy" Robbie

SEETHE

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there is absolutely nothing funny or "based" about just being fucking assholes

PENIS JOCKEY

CLEAN
IT
UP

lmao reddit

Angela White as Steve

holy shit those nipples are atrocious

Grace Randolph lookin good zamn

Jack Black as Steve

Jenna Ortega as Emma Myers

Victoria Cakes as Jason Momoa's character

Jannies HATE Him

Gianna Michaels as all of the hog people

Ava Adams as the principal
Ramon as Nitwit

lol post her now

There's no Snood McDonalds Minecraft Meal toy

Is this the new Skibidi Toilet?

Come on man, have a heart.

The line that buckbroke wagecucks

Kino

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

keyed
plonked

I LOVED this movie. Going into the theater, I was skeptical, but when the audience started shouting the lines I was convinced. Hearing "I am Steve" shouted by about 50 people in a cinema with Jack Black on screen was inspiring, and the part where he goes "RELEASE!" might be one of the greatest moments in film history. Everyone was having fun: the kids, the teenagers sitting in front of me and even the elderly couple who brought their grandchildren in the seats to my left. If I could give this more than 10 stars, I would do it in a heartbeat. 11/10, great movie, I'm going to watch it next week.

I could never cum to her because of these nipples

IT'S HAPPENING!

HOLY KINO

fucking kek

be wagie

spend life picking popcorn off floors for $7.25/hr

see zoomers having the time of their lives

record it, cry, post it to reddit

“muh respect for labor”

bro you weren’t curing cancer, you were cleaning a movie theater. it’s literally popcorn.

meanwhile my Chicken Jockey prank playlist hit 2.4M views last night.
I wiped nacho cheese on the armrests, slow-mo’d the popcorn toss, and yelled “clean it up” with my $2K mic rig clipped to my vest.

Theaters need us. We bring the hype, the buzz, the ticket sales.
You bring the mop.

Stay mad, wagelet.
We’re the main event. You’re the credits.
Clean it up.

Kino Jockey

kek

Based

why do black people get mad at this?

It’s a white meme.

absolut cinema

snoodsex