Killing and torturing kids is okay because.. they have flaws or something

Killing and torturing kids is okay because.. they have flaws or something

giv ASR

Thought this was another Minecraft thread at first.

What

what are folktales

Child is spoiled

The child is somehow guilty and not the parents

The Veruca salt song is the only one of them all that actually does blame the parents for her behavior

who went and spoiled her? Who indeed? Who panders to her every need?

none of them died

Yes, this was a based and eugenics-pilled movie. Not this one though, the actual one.

it would've been better if Charlie did

How so

That shot of Violet's ass just bwoomphing out

if his mortality shittesting didn't work, Willy Wanker was just going to let the British government seize all of his billions

Truly evil man.

How so what? How was it pro-eugenics? Is that not obvious? The bad kids get removed. The good kid inherits the kingdom. In the actual movie, you never even see the kids again after they get oompa-loompa'd, you could even imagine they were killed.

Charlie in Tim Burton’s movie is the most annoying character ever conceived. He doesn’t even act like a real kid. No kid is always altruistic and stands on a soapbox about sharing a fucking candy bar with his lazy family is the most important fucking thing on the world. So yeah, he should have fell in the river, inflated, got attacked by squirrels and shrank all at the same time because fuck that kid. I mean just look at his stupid fucking face, it already gets you pre annoyed at how dopey he looks

How was it pro-eugenics?

Yes

He’s got no self worth and is abused

I explained that in my reply to you already.

He's not good, he's debatably more evil than the other kids, who weren't even really bad they were just kids. Really what did the others even do that was so bad?

The movie shows your what their flaws were. Gloop was a glutton, Violet was an anarchist, Mike Teevee had no concept of consequences, Salt was a spoiled brat. Bucket broke the rules and only survived by a hair, and apologised for his mistake. He was humble and expected nothing, that's why he inhereted everything. It's a morality play and a parable, and I'm not sure how in any way you could call him "evil"

So they were all based and he was a supporter of big brother, got it

the lil orange niggas would have a field day with you

>Killing and torturing and raping kids is okay because.. they have flaws or something

He didn't rape them, asshole

Surely there was an easier way of correcting the kids other than disfiguring 3 of them and nearly burning alive one of them.

Damn right! Little bastards!

Am I considered a weird fuck If I unironically get turned on If I were to listen to the Violet oompa loompa song while jerking off to porn?

.t blueberry fetishizer

I've never understood this fetish

Charlie in Tim Burton’s adaptation wasn’t abused by his family. They all jerk each other off

It's a movie, and this will sound autistic, but the fat kid would've suffocated in the pipe, blueberry girl would have her insides torn apart, spoiled brat would've died upon impact hitting the garbage, and the school shooter probqbly would've gotten squished.

Her fate was way too harsh. They literally imply she was incinerated.

It's the best of the 5 oompa loompa songs. At least you're not beating it to the scene itself.
Right?

...and you're NEXT
Big Willy coming for you.

The Tim Burton or the older one?

yes goy, the slave morality we constructed for you is the correct one, never question it

society can be beautiful or tolerant, not both.

Violet was an anarchist

She was? I thought she was just pompous and rude. Mike teevee was the anarchist

nope...

At least you're honest. So long as its not those deviantart tier edits with some celebrity's face on it

I also beat to fat chicks as well so there also that

Same here but I think the reason why I had it is probably because I also happened to be an architect and inflation are sort of like weight gain so that's probably why

New Willy Wonka movie. "May daughter is a blue berry" line comes up.

Crowd erupts as they throw blueberries at the screen.

Yep, it's going to happen.