HBO Harry Potter cast officially confirmed

Before, it was stated that the actors were in talks. Now they've officially accepted the roles.

Gonna be weird to see Dumbledore as the guy who got naked and murdered women in bathtubs in Dexter

Shut up cunt

he said calmly

I will laugh hard if the Dumbledore actor dies after season 2 is filmed and they get Pierce Brosnan to replace him. Because Brosnan said he wanted this role.

It's actually happening

Kek remember when people were saying they were just testing the waters and weren't going to actually cast him?

six homegrown bongers.

Lithgow is an odd choice, but could be pretty interesting. Rest are just literal whos or boring.

have a surplus of elder British actors who could play Dumbledore

quite literally spoiled for choice

go with an American that's 80 years old and with half the acting prowess of the average Brit actor

boring

literal who

Paul Whitehouse

Grow a foreskin

he already played Churchill

I only know him from that show with Bob.

Bros....

in a piss poor accent that only idiots think was good. this is an even more idiotic choice than Snape because they got an old white guy but still missed the mark instead of not aiming at all.

Realistically I was never going to watch this anyway. It's intentional slop for children.

grifterbros we eating good

We wuz Snape 'n' shiet

Seriously though, they obviously chose Snape as the one to cast colored because he is one of the most sympathetic characters according to redditors and ex tumblrinas. He is the one who has gotten the most onions youtube essays and cringy blog posts about him by embarassing woke losers. There are countless of these people calling him the best character in the entire series, which meant that I was sort of prepared for them to take him in that direction.

If they give him that hair, it will unironically be kino.

The only good cast decision thus far.

based garbage plate enjoyer

Yeah, Snape is basically the hero of the story. It's honestly not surprising they gave it to a black guy. It just sucks that this shit isn't over, even with all the people claiming DEI is dead now.

More people know him as the whacky alien from 3rd rock

LMAO dead on arrival
cast black Hermione already you cowards

Literally every character's portrayer feels like a downgrade, massively in some cases.
Also Thallon reminds me of the chubby brother from Funny Games. Isn't he a little young for Quirrel?

do what know what ethnicities harry, ron and hermione will be?

That Hagrid casting is vile.

I don't care about any of them

lithgow is KINO

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU CUNT

Dumbledore asked calmly

While he's not pale, it is possible to make a black guy look greasy and sallow. Remember Jamie Foxx as Electro in that shitty Spiderman movie from 2013? If they give the actor a shit ton of make-up, it could work, even if it will be cringe.

nigger Snape.

Aaannnddd it's dead.

Muggle is literally a racial slur, and snape is a magic supremacist at one point in the narrative despite his half blood heritage. Look I'm not going to get sucked into culture war race swap bullshit whatever, but of all characters to race swap snape is the weirdest one to pick because it makes James Potter and his mates look like racists, then Snape is already a self loathing half blood which has race implications obviously, so now he is a a black guy that was formerly a magic supremacist who has a complicated relationship with his own blood/birth. I'm sure he'll be a good performance but just all round strange choice.

Guess they want a repeat of the movies and have a Dumbledore actor die mid way through

Harry Potter was always a fag franchise right from the get go so no loss.

It's chudkino casting actually, Snape is going to be bullied relentlessly his entire school life by James Potter and his band of whites and then his bully is going to impregnate the love of his life and he has to protect the kid

Besides nigger snape drama... the entire casting is bullshit.

Whitehouse as Filch

Alright yeah that's nah that's a pretty good job

cant we let this franchise die? too millenial and it has been going on for too long

It's fine, they filmed his scenes first

Is getting kicked in the head by a horse as a child a prerequisite to becoming a hollywood casting director?

Whitehouse as Filch

Great casting. What a waste.

the snape actor looks so out of place there but if they actually give him snapes hair and makeup, i kinda want to see if it’ll work

I would absolutely watch this only if Harry Enfield gets cast as Peeves.

cast a ngubu that looks like he's playing on the left flank of Norf FC to play Snape

oi bruv yu fookin’ takin’ a jab at me footie club??

Solid cast with the caveat that Snape speaks Nigerian Pidgin

trash except for ourboy Paul Whitehouse

OI LUV NGUBU LIKE ME SON SO DONT YOU DARE BE ROICIST TO

REMEMBER WHEN HE SCORED THAT BELTA ON BOXING DAY

OH N...

youtu.be/doHWn84loBc?si=knzIBauPblK5VZjX

I've seen people here get triggered by it before. did the actor say something left wing?

Cast Them

Eh, who cares. It's over with. But who's playing the main trio???

mitchell should have been snape, all he needs is a wig

Was Mark Williams the only Fast Show alumni that got a part in the original movies?

There are countless mothers feeding their children to Hollywood pedophiles as we speak

Mitchell as Barty Crouch ...Sr.
Webb as Papa Weasley

I think those are the only realistic ones but at least they could get a scene together at the Ministry of Magic

But who's playing the main trio???

Kids who nobody has ever heard of.

not that weird, Dumbledore is a sodomite and those are all fucked in the head in some way, usually being pederasts, but murdering innocents also pops up

zendaya

Why race swap Snape?
Will they cast a white guy as Kingsley?

I’d be shocked if this show manages to last all 7 seasons

Seamus and Neville
Mitchell could actually maybe do a teacher, like the deathly boring History teacher that was never in the movies

ooooohhh paapa

No way they just get some kids off the street for a series of this caliber. The Hermione actress was already leaked. It's Florence Keen.

White woman

Playing Hermione

If that's true I'll shit

with hair like that he actually looks good desu

who gives a shit about harry potter? what are you a bunch of teenage girls?

Yes they will as that is how child roles are almost always cast.

Snape had to get blacked and get the brunt of the controversy so they could keep the trio as is. It was a necessary sacrifice.

florence keen who is already 15?

hey that's what i saw. apparently they're aging them a bit because even the quality of child actors from then to now has gone to shit. they can't have 11 year olds running around in a HBO premium show.

Dumbledore, i know you….You're that guy that got busted on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

it was a fan casting, mate

no it was not.

go fuck your self, huffle puff

A train doesn't stop the second you turn off it's engine, Anonus.

mitchell as harry and webb as ron. hear me out. they talk like their peep show characters but everybody else acts as if they were children. also hermione is still an actual little girl

its once again black actor only gets cast as the fake out, forced sad backstory villain

fuck off. I bet you they wouldnt have cast a black actor if Snape was a plain evil guy who works for the big bad

L hardly counts, they raceswapped the entire cast

harry potter is for nostalgic millennials. today's teenage girls, those that even touch books, read romantasy smut about being raped to orgasm by the king of all werewolves

most libs have been pushing against it because it makes the Marauders, specifically James, come off as extremely racist for bullying a black guy. The only solution of course is to make the Blacks literally black or to raceswap Wormtail.

Harry and Potter

wow that makes it so much better

jesus can we make this fucking happen

Mundungus Fletcher and Mad-Eye Moody.

Anon Babble loves Harry Potter

It just sucks that this shit isn't over, even with all the people claiming DEI is dead now.

That was always delusional. The proportion of white people in NA and European countries goes down constantly so in the USA or Britain or any other film studio country they can always point to changing demographics. They might slow it down for a time, sure, but it's an inexorable tide. The item they'll never seemingly address is why in the USA more Latino/Asian people proportionally equates to more black people in TV/Film or why in the UK more South Asian/Middle Eastern people equates to more black people in productions. either.

your oneitis the only person who showed you kindness fucks the bully who made your life hell

How did snape not become a school shooter?

YOU’RE MY WIFE NOW, POTTER

tanking the entire production with one casting choice purely to own the chuds

They have to make Harry half black in order for this to not feel incredibly racist for them lol

You trannies from reddit and mod protected WB shills aren't Anon Babble

Bob Mortimer as Ludo Bagman

Yeah but Harris was drunk all the time since the 70's and was a crazy bastard, it's actually impressive he lived so much

raceswap the traitor snitch rat

would truly be chudkino

I'm calling it now, one of the trio will be black and I'm betting the house on Hermione.

Unless they reimagine the Weasley family as indian

Actually yes, Mitchell doing the nasally voice and mannerisms as Mark from Peep Show would be a great fit for Snape's character. Annoying narcissistic teacher's pet who grew into a bitter, still narcissistic adult. He even has the doughy physique and long nose.

Unfortunately I agree. They want the black girl magic demographic and know that if they cast a black girl, the show will get the most protection ever. it could be actual shit from a butt and black women on twitter would defend it because they're living vicariously through a child.

I know this because the same thing happened with Percy Jackson when they casted a black chick as Annabeth and didn't even bother to dye her hair. She couldn't even act. She was hardly even Annabeth even. But you say anything critical of that and the decision to cast her, it's an indictment on you and your morals.

It'll probably be Hermione just so that there isnt a direct comparison to Emma Watson. Everyone subconsciously will acknowledge to themselves that the new one isnt the "real" one, even the wokest of woke acolytes will internalize this even if they'll never admit it

They also really want to present a world where a black girl is le smartest human alive. They keep pushing that trope. It's in black panther and the boys.

they’re gonna cho chang black aren’t they

This nigga ZESTY. This nigga MOIST.

Latinos

Don't care about representation

Asian/South Asian

They have their own movie industries, they don't need representation

Middle Eastern

Extremely hard to find actors

Speaking from a DEI standpoint, casting blacks instead of other ethnicities will get people to be more comfortable with non-whites in general in media. Casting Asians/latinos would take decades for the populace to get comfortable with the replacement of whites in media, but with blacks it'll take substantially less time because it's just so extreme.

Cast Davis Mitchell as a teacher and then digitally de-age Lee Mack and Rob Brydon as random students in his class that relentlessly make fun of him and interrupt the lesson.

Black people are such whiny little bitches. No other race requires perpetual pats on the back for everything and hanging their fake accomplishments on the society fridge like a child.

black man turning into an angry incel because he didn't get with his dream white woman

lol they didn't think about this once

oh my trump is that a heckin jigaboo in muh heckin show about dragons and wizards?!

how does this effect you personally?

--->you are here<----

why is no one watching this show?

the failure of the harry potter HBO show is another sign of the growing incel epidemic

getting Lord Fartwad from Shrek to play Dumbledore

He’s an American and even if he were British his voice doesn’t sound wizardly.

Seems pretty in-character

black snape

another angry dumbledore

no thanks

You need to reset your brain holy shit

Fred and George

WB intentionally goes out of their way to insult their audience through horrible/woke casting choices

inb4 WB, the actors and their access media trolls call the fans racistbigotsexisthomophobic because the fans disagree with the casting

It's almost like those studios haven't learned a single thing after losing billions of dollars so far in attempting to promote the woke mind virus.

I honestly hope every single studio goes out of business. Especially WB and Disney.

Cast Him

I can already picture the "we stand with Paapa" instagram posts

It's Joanne's choice.

I can already picture the "we stand with Paapa" instagram posts

a bunch of communists and trannies are going to be furious because the HP fandom by in large refuses to accept this casting.
and lets not even get into the bought and paid for access media.
it's going to be every IP of the last 7 years all over again.

ohnoeswhatevershallwedo?

It's Joanne's choice.

It's a fucking stupid choice. While JK is right on the trans issue, she's still a psycho lib who makes and allows stupid decisions.

I'd wager though the studio demanded something like this. one of the main cast must be blacked otherwise the project wouldn't go forwards.

I'm also thinking that Hermione is going to be blacked.

Hermione is black in the books.

Cause Michael Gambon yelling like a retard was very wizardly. Amirite??

If she isnt black Krum certainly will be.

Hermione is black in the books.

yes, there are psychopaths that actually believe that.
the same kind of people that think there are more than two genders.

If she isnt black Krum certainly will be.

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Anonymous 04/14/25(Mon)12:06:25 No.210144922▶

>Hermione is black in the books.

yes, there are psychopaths that actually believe that.

the same kind of people that think there are more than two genders.

Nah, it's gotta be Hermione.
Can't do Ron because Ron's family is poor and all redheads. Poor black? Not redhead Weasleys?
Can't do potter because then no one is going to watch it. How the fuck would anyone see Harry's scar?

So through process of elimination it's gotta be Hermione.
It's almost a sure bet.

I cant wait for Malfoy to call her a mudblood and inspire 20 variety and dailymail articles

My vote for harry " the boy that lived" potter.

The show will live or die on if they can get men to masturbate to Hermione on day one. That's it. That's the only metric that matters at the end of the day. If they nail THAT ONE ROLE, they are SET, and anything else is gravy.

I cant wait for Malfoy to call her a mudblood and inspire 20 variety and dailymail articles

Especially considering Malfoy and his family will be picture perfect to their book characters. High Born. Chiseled features. Blond hair. Blue eyes.

They'll practically have the Malfoys goose stepping everywhere.

And Voldemort? They'll have flashbacks of him when he looked human with Trump's hair.

hot fuzz guy is the new hagrid

Great casting overshadowed by absolutely shit casting

WB couldn't help but shoot themselves in the foot.

JK Rowlings must be spinning in her grave
American casting?

*the fat one on the right

Anon, JK Rowling isn't dead.

Lithgow Dumbeldore is pretty based but I'm not watching black Snape.

It seems only fitting for this trainwreck to have to recast Dumbledore after the actor dies.

Black Snape

They can’t fucking help themselves, can they? WB are the absolute apex of the retard pile. Potter’s basically the only viable franchise they have left, and they’re going to start playing the IDpol game with it.

Adam Driver is right fucking there. Get a dialogue coach to get him sounding bri-ish, and let’s cut the bullshit. They’re about to Dr. Who this shit.

American casting?

There simply isn't enough british actors to cast harry potter over again. They were all cast in the first 8 movies.

Hermione says anything

I’m not defending Gambon’s shitty angry portrayal of Dumbledore though.

P E E V E S
what's that spell?
LOADSAMONEY, probly

I still think Simon Pegg is going to be Dad Weasley.

Adam Driver

HAHAHAHA
you're a fucking idiot. that's just as bad as the negro. go look up Harry Llyod. He'd be the perfect new Snape. British and looks the part. BUT NOOOOOO, cast Adam Driver because....i saw other people say it. fucking end your life.

wtf for some reason I always thought he was canadian

Adam Driver is ugly, greasy, angsty, in the right age range, and has the hair

i saw other people say it

I don’t know who these “other people” are that you’re referring to, but do you think they might be saying that maybe just maybe because he’s such an obvious choice?

the guy cannot play brits- see his fucking atrocious performance as Churchill in The Crown

Paul Whitehouse was in a deleted scene in the 3rd film lol
youtube.com/watch?v=_7VNlLeNDGQ

the guy cannot play brits- see his fucking atrocious performance as Churchill in The Crown

he got an Emmy for that.

...just sayin.

At least they'll never be able to take away the movies which were made in a much better time. I'm sure they would if they could.

You mean

We wuz Half-Blood Princes 'n' shiet

Black Snape

notoriously known for trying to get the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher job

At least they'll never be able to take away the movies which were made in a much better time. I'm sure they would if they could.

I'm hoping for a re-release of the ultimate editions... never got movie 6.

it is actually hilarious that snape is a nig now

DIOS MIO LOS EUROPEOS DEL NORTE

they'll put in a scene where he and harry's mom actually secretly hooked up before her racist parents found out and she had to stop seeing him

Same with Lord of the Rings. They can Rings of Power all day, but my Jackson 4K EE trilogy isn’t going anywhere.

Driver is perfect but there's no fucking way he'd strap himself to Harry Potter for 10 years after going through star wars.

they still haven't released the peeves cut

rik mayall went to his grave and we never saw it

I remain in fury

Because Harry, Lily and James are all going to be black, too.

Don't care about representation

I love how you fags always expose yourself

Snapes hair, nose, and family background in regards to blood purity are specifically singled out in his bullying

his character is defined by lusting after the first white woman he meets for his entire life

They literally made him a nigcel holy fuck that's amazing

That would make him even more of a pathetic incel/simp though.

Why is it always a BLACK person in these prominent roles? Why not an Asian person? Hindu even? Why is that diversity always means black?
Are they so brainwashed that they truly believe this is for reparations?
Or does someone want us to really hate black people?

and this is the new Draco Malfoy

You joke but you do know there'll be some kind of trans character or trans referencing in this show yes? Probably some character who took a potion to live his life as a woman and was happy because of it.

Harry's Dad is now a full on neo nazi racist.

Saw Snape and didn't like the look of him

Said he was shifty and untrustworthy

Viciously bullied him for years

Literally HANGED him from a tree

So are people just going to cheer every time Harry's dead parents are mentioned?

>they'll put in a scene where he and harry's mom actually secretly hooked up before her racist parents found out and she had to stop seeing him

as it turns out...Harry is actually Snape's child but Harry's father used magic to erase Snape's lineage from Harry's appearance.

Harry then uses the Deathly Hallows to revert his appearance back to his half-black lineage.

You joke but you do know there'll be some kind of trans character or trans referencing in this show yes?

Sirius Black will be a tranny. Just watch.

Dead on arrival

Sirius ACK

Would a TERF like JK Rowling really allow that?

I really thought Peter Dinklage was going to play Hagrid. Now I'm pissed.

Just when I thought James Potter couldn't be any more based

Turns out Black wasn't reckless because it wanted to relive the past...it was reckless because it wanted to die.

Oh no. not a single dwarf will be cast in any role in this series because they don't want to offend Dinklage. So all the goblins and house elves will be pure CGI.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

whats gonna divide more?

you racist! accept black Snape!

you transphobe! dont watch the show and support that terf!

literally an bazillion times better casting than nigger snape

Kek remember when people were saying they were just testing the waters and weren't going to actually cast him?

No, I remember lots of people laughing at how DEI is making hollywood DIE.

The first one, most people don't care about troons IRL

It'll be a new character made by the showrunners whose a tranny teacher.

Harry and Ron will be white.
Hermione will be mixed race black. That's just an out and out fact.

At most Harry will be some sort of mutt mix and be white passing.
The Weasleys entire thing are the ginger hair clan, even with Hollywoods anti ginger campaigns.
Hermione is now black, sorry folks

blame americans who kneel for them

blame americans who kneel for them

People who kneel aren't American. Because Americans don't kneel.

The british football team was still kneeling for blacks as recently as a year ago

they were doing the Chauvin stance doebeit

Even HBO wouldn't go that far
I do expect Ron or Hermione to be black tho

Peter Dinklage playing Hagrid would be kino.

Harry will have a black father, white mother. Hermione will be black.

However you need to cope over it.

I doubt they make harry mixed. I think for that role, they find a kid that looks exactly like the book cover. They can get away with blacking the side characters, but the project sinks or swims on the believability of harry

Do you honestly believe that? After all the crap we've seen on television you think they mind about raping another IP?
James needs to be black or the dynamics between the potters and snape will be awkward for normoids. They won't make him black. Probably a lightskin nerdy mutt.

They won't make Harry black*

Explain to me how Dead Eaters, a bunch of racists that judge people based on the purity of their blood would accept a half blood Nigerian prince in their ranks. How does that make any sense? Are they all black now? Or is Voldemort black and said Snape stays and nobody dared to disagree? Probably not though. Also if they are will people call them dark wizards? That´d be kind of racist don´t you think?

I'm saying wokeness always presents as a bait and switch. They need something to lure the normoid cattle in and keeping harry true to the book is going to be that thing.

the CIA are a bunch of faggots. weak pussy coward faggots

My point is that they can't have Snape get bullied by a white James.

people who care about “progressive casting” are already mad at Rowling for trans shit

others are now mad at woke/dei crap

Smart!

How does that make any sense?

Well...you see...they care about magical pure blood status so much that they're willing to kill other purebloods and take over the world but they're not so evil that they hate other races based on their skin color.

FUCK THE CIA

They'll change what he bullies him over then.

he's just as old as Trump, what's the issue?

honestly he's an incredible actor, but i dont think he'll do the british accent entirely perfectly. Also he's better suited to high energy roles. He'd play a villian in the universe better than a hero like Dumbledore.

Hannah John-Kamen is no longer Red Sonja, too bad because she's hot as fuck.

#westandwithpaapa

Elle Fanning as a cocky, domineering Slytherin bully who you're hopelessly in love with

Would be funny if they race swapped cho

Kino

JK literally picks the cast herself. Do you remember when she approved black hermione and fervently defended it?

He was selected largely because of his performance as Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour. He can nail British roles. He already has a sort of traditional thespian way of speaking, it fits.

They should bring back Gary Oldham as Sirius Black.
He said in interviews that if he'd have known about the character, then he'd do it differently.
Now's the chance.

They just cant stop doing this shit

we need the darkest, blackest most ripped nigga you can find to play the scrawny white chud guy

He's too old, Sirus isn't even 40.

Sexo

Watson was 10-11 when the first one was made, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Once I needed to send a student to the office to deliver a message. I asked for volunteers, and suddenly you would think my classroom was a bastion of civic engagement. Thirty dark hands shot into the air. My students loved to leave the classroom and slack off, even if just for a few minutes, away from the eye of white authority. I picked a light-skinned boy to deliver the message. One very black student was indignant: “You pick da half-breed.” And immediately other blacks take up the cry, and half a dozen mouths are screaming, “He half-breed.”

be nice to the watchers, you should have mercy on those with double-digit homo erectus IQ

Looks like he lost a big of weight by the photo in Has saggy cheeks and everything.

he straightens it every morning because severus snape is all about caring to make making sure he looks just right thats exactly his character

Anon's first day on Anon Babble

Are they going to change the story so that Snape fucks Lily first, but then she settles down with James for "stability" and because he comes from a good rich family.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Ironic because she was a child in the first movie

Trump keeps himself in peak physical condition

lol

We need to have discussion about Harry Potter, racism and Severus Snape

Written by Karen Wytbowski

Lets adress the biggest elephant in the room. The original Harry Potter movies can be considered classics. Now that that's out of the way, we can all agree that the new portrayal of Severus Snape brings a whole new nuance to the series.

Racism

Severus was bullied because he wasn't white. He wasn't accepted by Petunia because he was black. James Potter and his friends bullied him because he was black. This changes the whole story. Before it used to be a magical adventure in a world of wizardry and muggles but now it's so much more. It casts the spotlight on modern day problems for the modern audience and how institutionalized racism works. Severus was a victim of circumstances.

Now ask yourself. How many people nowadays are like Severus? Geniuses who are underestimated and bullied by their white peers? Or were you the bully?

It's time for reflextion, white people

Snape is now a cucked black man

Based based based

she was a child in the first movie

That's my point...

actually Lily wanted Snape but couldn't because he was black

Gonna have to jerk off to McGonagall
again

SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT

Oof.

Most people know him as Lord Farquaad.

Snape is a safe choice for blackening. No actor was going to match Rickman, so they shouldn't bother trying.

WB would fuck up race swapping the trio though. HP is white millennial shit. Even if they don't say anything, they'll mentally tune out. And apathy is worse for studios than hate.

I don’t know why all the chuds are mad. Having a black dude play the incel who got cucked should be good in their books.

Would fap.

It's also easier to cast blacks in roles where the character has a western/anglo name. It's hard to picture an Asian guy or an Arab guy called John Stevens or something.

Flipendo!

They should bring back Gary Oldham as Sirius Black.

They're gonna gender swap Sirius Black. Just you wait and see.

Can't have the MC have a father figure. Too much testosterone.

Snape is a safe choice for blackening.

Bullshit. They didn't and shouldn't have race swapped any of the main cast. There were plenty of students they could've race swapped and it wouldn't have mattered.

They're doing this because they hate white people. plain and simple.

Butler being raceswapped is easily the funniest one

His name is Butler, of course he's going to be black!

It's going to be funny when they try to make black Snape a thing but everyone is just going to react like this and go back to his actual portrayal which is so iconic literally everyone has an identical mental image of him.

united apes and united cuckdom are at war with the Sons of Adam, how pathetic

I know you see the posts you fucking faggot shill
Do it or your worst posters will find out about the 15 minute work around.

Wrong, if he fucked her even just once he's way less pathetic.

expose yourselves*
True, it's very blatant. exemplified by your post. nigger.

You're all the same vile creatures to actual humans