Seriously?

Seriously?

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Nah he was just foolin' about

100 million dollar movie (+ tip) (+ tariff)

let‘s spend 12 bucks on costumes

Did Nolan donate the blanket he kept in his car trunk.

He hit up the guy for some authentic armor and the dude answered, but he didn't answer back. Studio probably got involved with that in some capacity.

He looks good

wots wrong with it?

Can‘t you buy literal bronze helmets for $500. is nolan really that cheap?

This will be the movie that finally cracks Nolan's armour. After Oppenheimer's high, he has nowhere to go but down. He's truly jumped the shark in biblical fashion attempting to make this with THAT Razzies-fuel cast. He will sink and go back home to Warner Bros.

Apparently it's not an authentic armor for the time he is depicting.

If interstellar didn‘t do, I have a hard time believing this one is gonna be bad enough to do it

Not even close. The Odyssey cannot be made into a single movie, even if its 4 hours long. He'll butcher it and with a cast like that? Forget it.

Maybe it will be two parts?

Even if it was, Matt Damon as Odysseus? Zendaya? Elliot Page? John Leguizamo??? Nolan has lost his mind. He has gone schizophrenic with a cast like that.

Name one Greek actor that can act as well as Damon or carry a film?

He should have cast brown European actors(Italian and Spaniards). Greek people can't act. Also, Matt Damon is bad actor, anyone is virtually a better replacement for him.

Who said anything about Greeks? I'm saying, cast the right British, American actors. Christian Bale is a shoe-in for Odysseus, not Matt MICRO PROCESSAHS Damon. Rebecca Ferguson is a shoe-in for Penelope, not fucking Anne Hathaway. Whatever young British actor is a shoe-in for Hermes, not ELLIOT MOTHERFUCKING PAGE

Can‘t you buy literal bronze helmets for $500. is nolan really that cheap?

500×6000 (size of a Roman legion) =
$3,000,000

no, normies will eat this shit up like most every other one of Nolans flicks

bunch of jeets, groids, an oriental, and a tranny

I'll be skipping this abomination, such shoddy treatment of a cornerstone of Western literature shouldn't be supported in any way. Why must Hollywood always seek to defile everything in some way or other?

What's the deal with casting that ugly bitch Zendaya in literally every movie? Do studios get free money from Black Rock if they cast Zendaya?

I will watch this movie (without paying) just to see the trainwreck. As an added bonus I will then be extra prepared to shit on the normalfag masses that are sure to love it.

nolans in his ridley scott era
as in he doesnt give a fuck anymore

protagonist goes on an odyssey

call him odysseus

BRAVO NOLAN

Dead.

6000

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ywnbare

what a hack

You will never be a real Elamite.

I'm fine with this.

It looks dull and cheap

Roman

Dunkirk, Tenet, and Oppenheimer were lame as fuck. The Dark Knight Rises was pretty damn terrible as well. This guy is done.

Ellen

no bronze, no polish, no boar tusks, no paint/colored fabric. from an age when warrior pirates liked to look good and carried their wealth on their person.

I still don't understand how Nolan was inspired so hard by Gladiator 2. it's so mid.

It's a fairytale dude

I wasnt

Then why didn‘t he make it look whimsical, or dare I even suggest, good

it's a legend about a real historical event with real people at a real time and place.

lol

It's depicting tired and aged veterans returning from a 9 year war who just want to see their homes, their wives and families. It's meant to look aged and fucked and not kept because they don't give a shit anymore.

real event

real people

real time

real place

Lmao sure thing bro. It's a make-em-up by some dusty beardo Medfag.