It's fucking ruined
Speaking with Variety over a week ago, Disney Television Group president Craig Erwich didn’t divulge much about the King of the Hill revival; however, he believed viewers would be totally taken with it while also hinting at a change in a longtime character. The exec said:
"I think people are going to love the new King of the Hill. It is so perfect for our times without trying too hard. You see Hank Hill in a whole new way."
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20 bucks as they make Hank a dumber version of himself who gets "educated" into acceptance of modernity by his woke daughter and wife.
Jesus, when is this coming out? I want this band aid to be pulled off already.
odds on bobby being trans?
woke daughter
You think Hank and Peggy had another child after their son, Bobby? Even with Hank's narrow urethra?
he doesn't know about tranny Bobby
I just want Beavis and Butt-Head to come back. We went a whole year without a season because comedy central is gay.
You know what? You're absolutely right. It's been so long since I saw the original series. I forgot that that chick that lived with them isn't related.
I dont think Mike Judge would do that.
Connie is going to be trans and Bobby is going to be in a "gay" relationship w/ her. She's also going to be a rocket surgeon.
Good for you
You see Hank Hill in a whole new way.
They mean he'll finally be manager of Strickland Propane.
Its not his style
He's trans
Peggy is always right and Hank is always in the wrong and needs to be lectured by some liberal woman
Bobby is a stupid manchild or possibly an incel who also needs to check his privilege
an entire episode dedicated to Bill's gender dysphoria
Dale is dead and Nancy is married to either John Redcorn or a black man
Boom Howard's womanizing antics are shown to be problematic and he needs to reevaluate himself
Cotton is shown in flashbacks as an evil neo-nazi
Khan is the victim of constant racism
Joseph embraces his proud indigenous heritage
Money corrupts
Hank will either be conservatives are bad or boomers are dumb.
he already has money he has two major hit shows
Hey boomhaur, please don't say the f slur anymore, Bobby is experimenting with his gender
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As I recall there were plenty of times on the show where Hank was in the wrong and he needed to loosen up a bit.
How old are you
change in a longtime character.
Holy shit they're gonna turn Bill into a tranny aren't they?
It's the only logical character to change since horribly depressive characters aren't popular in this day and age
Dale is dead so it was shit from the start.
Half the episodes of King of the Hill were already about Hank learning to be less close minded
he doesn't watch KotH on and off every year
You don't deserve it
i can't wait until the show comes back and all these "koth is going woke retards" all get egg on their faces
We all know Bobby would be a tranny today but I don't think they're willing to go that far with it and risk killing what little chance this reboot has
5. what the fuck does age have to do with what i said
1. Beavis & Butt-Head
2. King of the Hill
two of the most popular and successful shows in television history
he has also had a successful film career (although not as successful as tv)
The thing with trannies is you can't come swinging out of the gate with them because most people, subconsciously or not, are disgusted by them.
Maybe he'll be one of those bosses trying to get with the times to appease the younger demographic cause propane is all inclusive.
So you're just not going to answer the question or what
already did
So I'm going to guess under 16 then.
It will be a lot more woke than it was. They could never do an episode like Pretty, Pretty Dresses in this day and age the left would have a fucking meltdown. The old show blatantly said that crossdessers and gays were gross and weird.
you're the one melting down and it's over your own imagination
im over 18. even if i was 16 or 5 or 99
what i said is 100% accurate
Judge had fuck you money
She's going to be trans but makes no effort to change her appearance or look masculine and still prefers heterosex. The only thing she and Bobby get caught up on are pronouns which leads to him "coming out" to Hank
I don't really care either way I'm just saying the old King of the Hill was decidedly conservative in how it viewed LGBT.
has*
So 14 then
If he didn't care about money, he wouldn't have signed onto this.
are you just being a jack ass on purpose because you know youre wrong?
Alright 14 it is
Black family moves into the street. The Dad is just like Hank but they clash because he has to defend his woke brat kids.
Gracie and GH have been adopted by Hank and Peggy. Bill is infatuated with Nancy. Joseph has taken over Dale's bug business and his conspiracy den.
That doesn't sound bad. Schizo Joseph sounds like it'd be funny
what a stupid thing to say lol no shit. it's his job. however there is a difference between doing a job for a paycheck and selling out for money
thanks for admitting im right with your non answer
The entire show was already about how rednecks from Texas are weird quaint morons, I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this.
What if I don’t want to see Hank in a whole new way?
it'll be bipartisan just like it always has.i don't think it is going to be like its golden age but it's going to do just fine
Peggy I'm trans now
Hank Hill! You're 60 years old what are you even talking about
Accept it, Peggy. Everyone's seeing me in a whole new way and you should too.
Last episode should have been Strickland getting into more legal trouble and selling the propane store to Hank for a moderate amount
tune in for the King of the Hill reboot in anticipation for a woke reboot trainwreck
the opening is similar to the original, but it's at night and Hank, Bill, and Boomhauer are all old
Dale is a box of ashes
Title cuts to "House of Propane"
Hank discovers a new hallway in his home
It's not on the floorplans
Hank measures his home to find there's no space for the hallway
Luanne and Lucky visit to help Hank with the hallway
Hank, Peggy, Luanne, and Lucky walk in
They discover parts of their home repeated, even finding their backyard with a fake sky and houses outside
Hank and Peggy soon discover a copy of Dale facing the wall, whispering gibberish with a beer in hand
The two run back to safety
Though, Luanne and Lucky are nowhere to be found
Bobby, after having received a call from his parents, frantically drives to their home in a hurry from his five-star restaurant
He is immediately disturbed by the hallway
Bobby hears Luanne's and Lucky's screams in the distance, but refuses to walk an inch into the abyss of carpet and wallpaper
The Hill house is later seized by the Texas state government
Pieces of the young couple were found scattered across the halls but how they died has yet to uncovered
Bobby takes his parents into his home as they've become homeless
Part I ends with Bobby going to sleep, only to woken up the door knocking
He opens his front door to discover Dale...with his torso backwards
This Dale speaks in Laotian
DUN DUN DUN