Yeah, I should move, but...I might not move

Yeah, I should move, but...I might not move.

How do you reply without sounding mad?

anti-white scene in an anti-white show

were they fucking in this scene?
t. didn't watch the show

she grinds her bum on his dick til he busts

hot

hot

You mean degenerate. They weren't even married for Pete's sake!

chance would be a fine thing

AHHHHHH THIS CUTE AWKWARD NYMPHO IS REALLY INTO ME AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

I'd blow my beans and get illegal benefit

ywn do the dobb

why live?

Foreplay, Dobby? That's insane.

She was innocently waggling her bum. You were doing a sexual assault!

I recently got in a similar situation with a girl who is the ex of a sort-of-friend. We're not that close but he would help me out in a jam I guess. She's hot though and isn't looking for anything serious. I was pitching a tent around her at work and haven't had a boner that hard in years. Doubles decides what I do.

t-touch her boobies haha

Rape

Go on, put your dick in the dob

call your friend and confess

fuck her right in the pussy

I think it might be a good time do a silly walk innit

Weird looking chicks who are still kinda hot or cute are just better and that's that. Or they used to be, nowadays their egos are the same as standard hot chicks.

Ejaculate into a cake mix and give her the cake

kinda friends EX

go for it or you're a faggot. he literally will NOT care

do a chesil beach

gr8 dubs m8

He's not over her at all and in therapy about it and other shit. I like them dubs though.

nah, he did a wee

I would've said go for it but judging by
you're 100% burning that sort of friend bridge if you do
your call

Something like that happened to me on the bus when I was 20. It was packed and I was standing. A cute girl in yoga pants maybe a couple years younger than me walked on. She noticed me looking at her (I quickly looked away due to being a virgin), then pushed through the crowd to stand directly in front of me but facing away. She put her backpack down at her feet in front of her.
First she bumped directly into me when the bus inched, so I backed away a bit.
Then she bent over to go into her backpack on the floor and her ass went directly into my lap. I jerked away because I was scared I'd get accused of SA.
She stayed down there looking for something and bent further to press into me again. At this point I started panicking because I was getting hard. There was no more room to back away and I swear she started slightly juggling her ass. I tried to back up once more but the dude behind me said "watch it big guy". My face was getting red and I couldn't breathe from the anxiety. Before I could turn back I realized I started cooming. I still thought this had to have been an accident and that I was the sicko for having an orgasm on the bus.

Finally she stopped digging and just stood back up, never turning to face me. When I saw we were both getting off at the same stop, I looked around to avoid catching eye contact. The cum stain was very visible in my tan slacks. From my peripheral I saw her turn her head towards me then just kind of stop and look at me. I immediately pretended to get a phone call and ran away

Years later this event randomly popped into my mind and I realized I blew it. Now I'm 35 and never had sex btw

I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she had to say, and that's what no one did.

Now I'm 35 and never had sex btw

How?

I can't watch this show because the Jeff nemesis is too real.

You run into a lot of smug scousers in your life, do ya?

man if this is true I feel extremely sorry for you, I hope you get laid normally soon

SEX

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What's it called when you're a complete loser who gets a woman pregnant and she wants another more dominant male to raise your child instead of you?

Morals of an alley cat, Jack.

girl grinds her ass on you

this makes you feel like a creep and a loser

cringe, just off yourself already.

Based
Seething

He didn't have the balls to fuck

Most white post I've ever read.

Anon, first off, I am sorry this happened to you.
Second off, what happened to you was literally tape and you need to contact the police.

what happened to you was literally tape

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