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/hor/ - Horror General

Evil Broodlings Edition

Prom Night good?

The shrouds download when

It's gonna be in cinema first.

he didn't catch the leak

I'd say the second one is the best by far, plenty of cool kills and nudity
the first one is just a regular "masked guy" slasher film and the kills are pretty boring aside from one

I’m more of a Scanners guy.

(probably because they could tell Ed Warren was a pedophile)

LORRAINE NO, WRONG MOVIE

Whats a good zombie? I've seen some of those classic ones from the 70's and whatever back then but not all of em.

Zombi 2

diary of the dead

Welp, the shitty pirate site I use to stream movies has this so I'm going to watch it
Thanks for the rec but I can't find this one

On a roll this weekend...

Kolobos
Don't Torture a Duckling
Battle Royale
Aterrados
The Serpent & the Rainbow

Its on YT if you dont mind the lofi quality
youtube.com/watch?v=Wgdl7JOokxc

Thanks I'll watch that tomorrow

Zombie vs Shark!

Congrats to whoever filmed the underwater scene

Morning /hor/ bros
I watched two horror movies over the weekend

Last Straw

Unmemorable modern horror slop, lead actress is a qt though

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Somehow I'd never seen this, enjoyed it quite a bit. One of the better horror remakes.

Tom Savini's remake was top tier

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

rip tony todd, voice of the vortigaunts

God Tier:
Mystery horror, like Lovecraftian entity, Dagon

Okay Tier:
Unknown monsters, like in that cave explorer movie
Aliens, but not really shown clearly

Meh Tier:
Alien monsters you can fight against, like in Cloverfield,

Diarrhea Tier:
Christian horror, possession, devil, etc..
Screaming ghosts
Slasher shit
Some animal monster, shark, snake, etc..

God Tier:
Slashers, giallos, kaijuu, creatures

Okay Tier:
Psychological horror, hot japanese ghostwoman, universal monsters

Meh Tier:
Possession, animal horror, ghosts, haunted house, lovecraftian stuff, poe stuff, torture porn, zombies, regular cannibals

Diarrhea Tier:
Could not think of any

Corpse Grinders anons, I present Corpse Grinders II available on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=nYgNbH_oCfA

why they keep pushing jenna ortega in everything? not happening, I like my women, white

Terrifier 3 is repetitive and lacks balance/lightness

What horror t shirts should I buy?

They aren't, Ivan

Corpse Grinders

doesn't star Corpsegrinder, the lead vocalist of Cannibal Corpse

The fuck?

Why does she have a nip in the middle of her chest?

It does have a lot of kitty cats if that helps?

What psychoanalysis does to a mf

Just watch The Uninvited instead
cute actual pussy (cat) + 2 pussies wearing bikinis for the half the movie

Corpse Grinders involves most the women with cats getting undressed before the cat goes for their neck and sometimes just getting undressed because they were wearing the wrong miniskirt for the occasion

Corpse Grinders also has at least 10 kitty cats

lol this is your brain on Anon Babble

Fuck off, Ivanfag.

acting like you're seeing Jenna Ortega being pushed 'in everything' is your brain on Anon Babble

ftfy

seek help polfag

you anti-intellectual miscreant, don't you realize horror is actually about LOVE

Yes, a well adjusted individual would realize she's everywhere due to being part of the highly popular Wednesday series + Scream instead of some jewish conspiracy or whatever

I thought this lil nigga ran away from the internet after he tried to cancel Wendigoon and got absolutely destroyed for it.

The entire human experience is about love.
Just consider newborns are completely reliant on their parents for years and don't really offer anything but well, love.

she's everywhere

Except she isn't. Her latest thing was Death of a Unicorn and uh...

Will never understand why this board has such a problem with Jenna desu tbqhwyf.
There are far more egregious and worse looking actresses currently working.

Correct

Wtf i went to get some Oreo and Jenna was there you guys are right she really is everywhere

those massive manly hands

no wonder women all get wet for Jason

oreo

not charlotte gainsbourg

dropped

100% agreed, banging soundtrack too
youtube.com/watch?v=wM5GZrY4xCM

Wandinha

Unlike Jason or Freddy, Wednesday isn't really a name that lends itself well to basically any other language

Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=l9xqBN-eIh8

First image from Zach Cregger's Barbarian follow up 'Weapons'. There's also a teaser coming, maybe at 2:17 pm?

All cats are inherently evil creatures and should be portrayed as such in movies

I remember watching picrel years back with my friend and his brother.
It was late at night, like past midnight on some random channel (i think IFC maybe?). It was super cheesy but kinda good. If I recall, it had a lot of prime 70s booba & bush. But we ended up watching two horrors that night so it could've been the other one with a lot of nudity.

You have incorrect opinions and cats should be left to be the beautiful lotus eaters they are

Just call her Wednesday? If a Japanese character is called Hana it doesn't get localized as Flower.

It's actually not cheesy at all

Is it not? I mean I think the very long, drawn out black shadow of a claw is objectively kinda cheesy dude but it's not to say that's necessarily a bad thing. It was an enjoyable watch & we were all laughing.
This was over a decade so I can't remember much. I might need to give it a rewatch.

Wandinha is similar to how Wednesday sounds like in portuguese. If they were translating literally her name would be Quarta

They are evil and completely unable of protecting you against a werewolf or inbred mutant cannibals for example

Nah, they just know you're a dick so they're letting the doggies and kuru sufferers do the work. Good kitties :3

This one's got a fair amount of nudity but not a ton

Gonna watch Lisa and the Devil because Telly Savalas

They are definitely meant for lovecraftian Thingesque horror movies what with literally infecting you with a brain parasite that makes you care for them

You can tell in the schoolhouse scene which one of the kids is going to strip off

I mean boomers got all sorts of movies wrong and called them ''cheesy'' because they got filtered and instinctively mock anything they don't understand and disconnected from.

Smart kitties :3 silly anonbo

Well I'm not a boomer but that movie & that night sparked my love for "cheesy" horror.

Based

All the terrifier movies feel poorly directed and extremely uneven. Feels like I might as well be watching the clips on youtube because everything in between is just filler to get to those parts.

Many 80s horror movies had banger songs
youtube.com/watch?v=VG_cK0R518M

But the final boss is a half-devil hopping around on one leg. You've got to admit there's a certain amount of cheese to it.

they got filtered and instinctively mock anything they don't understand and disconnected from.

Doesn't every generation do that though? Besides which, boomers had had their fill of that brand of old-timey horror over the previous 3 decades. BOSC has the advantage of being one of the better and more original takes on it but it was still treading some familiar ground by that point.

There's a couple where cats took down the monster.They had the advantage of numbers though.
I think I recall a few where they solo'd the villain. There's even a cat revenge movie.

A dog will stop werewolves and radioactive mutant cannibals
A cat at most will stop some midget imp from stealing your breath out of boredom

This dog is hosting the thing

Kek glad to see /filmhor/ is a thing.

Cats are a mysterious and independent. Dogs are just goofy. I like both, but cat is the /hor/ animal.

I liked the subplot in Roadgames where he has a dog he keeps calling a dingo and the locals keep trying to kill it because they think it's a dingo but it's actually just a dog

Based.

Kino

Snakes and Spiders are the /hor/ animals, cats are as goofy as dogs, those work better for horror comedies, same with pigs

Fatal Games has a great theme song but the composer is the legendary Shuki Levy so it's not surprising (he also composed the themes for He-Man, Inspector Gadget and the 90s X-Men and Spider-Man animated series)
youtube.com/watch?v=vxDKxIUKrsM

You're letting your personal dislike of cats cloud your judgement.
They've been associated with witches for literal centuries.

Dudebros wouldn't get it, but other animals fear cats, whether small or big cats.
youtube.com/watch?v=ct3nhggZCco
youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc

She's 13 bro. I bet she would still nail your ass real fast.

I am 45, 90

boomer hate

Lemme guess, you’re not rich.

So you’re not a boomer

No I am not a boomer but we all know boomer hate is just jealous of boomer wealth.

watched a movie that I had already seen last week and only realized it 18 minutes in

I downloaded Brightburn.
I don't know why.
I know it's going to be underwhelming.

Me

It's made all my murder mysteries brand new mysteries, kinda based, though overall it sucks

It's fine
There are some entertaining moments

based watcher

Never understood this picture. It's a clear evolution of style and every piece, save for the last one, is a well-made, finished work. Even the last one is fine for just a sketch and we're not told that the artist WASN'T just trying to do a sketch.

mfw a kitty

Are you watching Sinners this weekend?

Yeah probably, not sure if it's worth it to go to the IMAX for the full frame photography or not.

Weapons is starting its viral marketing campaign with a tie-in website.
maybrookmissing.net/
Seems like the teaser will drop Wednesday at 2:17 am.

I don't watch zogslop.

pic

Holy shit I need my face sat on so bad it's been more than a year

It's because dementia makes people's facial features hard to recognise and swim around like that. In all of them he's drawing from observation, but his observation is getting worse or else he had major reconstructive facial surgery several times for the bone structure to change that much. They're not all finished (the first is a sketch) but you can also see him forgetting process alongside the problems with placing facial features, so 1998 for example looks particularly good because he still can work out how to correct at the end of the piece but 96 and 97 he's built layers that don't need a heavy correction

copying what TBWP did 26 years ago

That's a bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off.

She farts from there, retard

Is that a heckin' shared universe with Barbarian? Shitposting aside sounds interesting though

Diarrhea Tier

Found footage

red rooms was pretty good,any other movies like it ?

Someone told me once they thought she was part black.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mT4iBA6_Cd0

Demiurge Tier

Monsters/Creatures inc. killer animals

God Tier

Bodyhorror & bodymelt, Lovecraftian, reverse home invasion, italian ghost/supernatural movies

Okay tier

Slashers, ghosts ONLY if set in majestic, huge old mansions, giallos that don't devolve into boring police shit

Meh Tier

normal ghost/supernatural/possession movies, zombies unless very gory, found footage

Diarrhea Tier

Psychological Horror, metaphorical horror, dramatic/trauma horror, elevated horror

kys

kolbos

It wasnt really horror
I couldn’t get past the female gambler, trader, hacker part.

based Jason preventing pre-marital sex, and drug use.

I watched two thrillers/slashers by John Hyams.
Alone 2020 which is great and Sick 2022 which is dogshit. How does this happen? Every shot is nearly perfect in Alone 2020 then his follow up is some braindead slasher slop written by the Scream writer. Now he's probably stuck directing streaming slop for netflix.

Could be

Why is there a 30 year old looking woman in a school?

210153405

Nah

She's british

What country has the most kino looking "Boogeyman"

Bodach

Kek nobody really uses that as a boogeyman but it's hilarious someone told whoever made the chart it was one, because they clearly just wanted a slightly ribald term to appear on the chart. Bód means dick, and bódach is like old man, because ach is the ending for big/grotesque
It's like instead of calling the UK one boogeyman you said kids were afraid of the geezer

For me its Black Annis

the geezer

I am only 45, bro

Kek, at least you got a big dick?
There's so many other things you warn kids about it's really weird they picked a relatively obscure and fun husband of an actually scary thing rather than a púca, or any of the Good People (fairies are called Good People because they're terrifying, and by the same principle if Irish people are ever nice to you, you should be fucking scared)

No, unless you consider 2.5in big.

I do that with youtube videos that I watch late at night when really drunk

All of that would make sense if the actual finished products diminished in quality as well - and they don't. Also, we're looking at a progression of abstraction of style, but not one only contained to perception of facial features. The entire picture plane is progressively getting more abstract. I'm not saying that the artist didn't have dementia, but he's clearly executing a conscious and deliberate evolution of abstraction into his work.

Lastly, I think this picture convinces the "degrading effects of dementia" for people who don't know much about art. For people who know about art, we see something else happening.

Dick? Idk bro. I am not poor so I dont

muh dick

muh bitches

But yeah, I am 45 and really rich.

clearly executing a conscious and deliberate evolution of abstraction into his work.

He's not though. You're just looking at the nonportrait elements and assuming they're abstract. He's clearly still trying to draw realistically, and the elements are there but not in the right places. You're assuming the background is abstract rather than representative, making the whole thing abstract, but it's pretty obviously directly representative. That's also why the background has maintained proportion even when the facial features haven't in 1996

Poltergeist and Shining are getting Film Vault edition, Jason goes to Hell and Jason X are coming to 4k thanks to Criterion, every Nightmare besides the remake will be released in a 4k steelbox and Species will get a special edition. Pretty good year for us horror fans.

For people who know about art

Uh no, for people who know about art that's all

Where's your underpainting?

this jeet is packing a microdick kek

sup bros? I just got my 4K of The Beyond from Grindhouse Releasing. Comfy watch tonight!

this anon doesn’t have millions

Most people dont, anon, dont make fun of us.

I dont care how many millions you have, I just need my horror collection.

This post is going to put many of us in our place. kek

no Raw Head and Bloody Bones

I don't either, help a horror brother if you do.

most us will never millionaires, sadly, and i am fine with that. i am glad i have internet, a laptop and a 5/10 gf to watch horror movies with. oh, and a landlord that doesnt keep jacking up the rent every year is a bonus(i will never own a home).

misunderstood masterpiece

millions for child support

kek lmfao
okay this is off on a tangent but for my whole life every time i see elon musk, it is like media interviews and videos and pictures. but on saturday, i saw him being normal or candid for a few minutes. like he wasnt the focus of the camera man. and holy fucking shit, that guy is a HUGE nerd dork. like i am not a kid anymore but holy shit my bullying instincts kicked in. it was unreal. i havent felt that feeling in a while lol.

is Shudder still not worth getting?

His kid is gonna get punked hard for sure lol.
Anyways, watch Black Phone.

??

Home invasion grey aliens >>>> all

but it's pretty obviously directly representative.

Except that it isn't at all. All of those paintings look like something Picasso could have done. You can't separate your perception from the premise you were fed prior to viewing. And that premise has shaped the way you choose to see the paintings.

It hasn't gotten any better or improved lately. The movie library is still nothing to write home about. If you've watched a lot of movies it's not going to impress you and a lot of those movies are also free on Tubi. If you just like to watch The Last Drive-In or the new originals/exclusives once or twice a month it's fine.

Holy. She looks like 70.

Laugh all you want but that is what Kiera Knightley looks at 38.

Why can't british people just wear sunscreen?

schizo hours

Anon, you can clearly see the frame of the mirror and clear structural elements of the room in ones that have a background. You're asking the narcissist's question of

Do you believe me or your lying eyes

And I don't believe you because you can't recognise basic perspective drawing.

Who is this? What movie? This is not Kiera Knightley.

here is the cute 23 year old college cutie

I'm not asking you to trust me. Neither of us can prove with absolute certainty that our conclusion is correct. But your assertions that his paintings show "mistakes" of "sincere" attempts at accurate perspective and do not show abstraction of perspective indicate to me that you don't even have a clear understanding of how abstract painting was developed in the first place.

She cute

do not show abstraction of perspective

You can literally see not just the mirror frame in one, but an entire background complete with the walls ceiling and old school strip lights. You can lie to yourself those angles are abstractions but then old masters were doing abstract work by your definition too lol

Watching Fire in the Sky as a kid legit made me deathly scared of greys and alien abductions for a fucking decade
There was a channel here that used to show horror movies uncensored in the afternoon slot right as kids got home from school, saw a lot of fun horror for the first time then like Return of the Living Dead 2, The Blob... but fuck them for showing Fire in the Sky

And how does this prove that these paintings aren't an evolution of a certain artist's abstract work? You're genuinely losing me here. Is there a rule that every abstract painter has to follow that says they have to abstract everything in the picture frame and not leave certain items un- or partially abstracted?

Not trying to have this sound ad hominem at all but it really sounds like you don't understand the depth of art that's out there, and hence, why you wouldn't understand how these pictures would NEVER suggest degradation of mental faculties to someone who understands art unless they were prompted to think that way. And that's the only point I'm trying to make.

Dogs are associated with horror as well, at least wolves are, Dracula can turn into a wolf in the novel for example, you also have werewolves and shit like Cujo and that awful X-Files episode with the guy that could turn into a prehistoric dog with red eyes

Why is it being a realistic perspective drawing making it not abstract?

You're legit too dumb to tell those two apart, so i'mma need you to observe some walls or carpented corners in reality.

Why is the space nigga cumming in his eye?

They picked up jap porn broadcasts from earth first

Better than Samara's VHS.

Oh ok, so you actually don't understand the depth and breadth of art that's out there. You actually do think there's a rule that an artist can't mix perspective with abstract. Moreso, you actually don't understand "abstract" paintings/drawings ARE perspectival. Fair enough. I wish you all the best.

Is this an age thing. I can't even remember the plots of moves a few days later.

Tranny jannies apparently gave up on removing off-topic schizo spam

Hey let's hope Clement Greenberg never defined the abstract as flatness of field

You're failing so many freshman art classes this is kind of hilarious.

No

Based

You know, I went to the theater to see Batman Returns (Burton's second movie) and it took me 10 minutes to realize that I was watching the movie in French instead of English so...

You're a fucking retard who needs to move goalposts and ambiguate terminology to claim some bullshit small victory. I don't give a fuck what some dude "defined" abstract as. He doesn't get to set the rule. Picasso undeniably uses abstraction in a huge chunk of his works and he does so through the tool of perspective representation. This isn't up for debate and it can't be dismissed because some guy wrote an essay. Get real, dummy.

Waaaah both art history and direct observation disagreed with me

Art school would cook you within a month, gg

Btw Picasso is famous for drawing what he knows to be, not what he sees. That's not abstraction, it's hyperrepresentation

Is this movie any good?
It was originally supossed to come out in 1975, but it's distribution company cancelled the release and destroyed it's copies, it wasn't until 2017 that a surviving copy was found and got a BD release

Are you like 40!?

Pro-tip, dude, learn how to bow out with some sort of grace in the future when you find yourself in these kind of exchanges.

I'm not the one who thought cubism was an abstraction, I'll be fine

31. My local theater screens older movies every months, that's how I've seen this Batman two years ago.
Speaking of, next month, I'll get to see [REC] on the big screen.

[REC] on the big screen.

Nice, a horror festival did that here a few years ago

Sadly, I doubt it will be in spanish and I've watched the entire franchise two months ago (1>2>3>4) but 6 bucks isn't that expensive so I'm in.

any good horror with sex? started watching true blood, but it's shit after the 1st season (which was already meh except for the sex) and now in the 3rd is like pulling teeth.

I need a good one because my SIL likes horror and gets frisky during sex scenes. And no one else likes to watch horror.

watch X

American teachers are British?
It doesn't seem to have paid off so far.

any goblin kino?