Just putting this up now in case people are wondering where the thread is. Reminder (or telling you now if you didn't know) that on Sunday CBB airs an hour later for some reason. So it's usually right now but today it's an hour from now and will be like that every Sunday.
/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - Goodnight Sweet Prince edition
Oh. Well thanks for posting that because I wondered what the fuck was going on.
1 hour early
kek, pushed back for GRACE
dead viewing figures
PREVIOUSLY:
It was eviction night
The housemates sang and danced to resume power to the house
Mickey called Patsy's cooking shit and made her cry
Michael Fabricant was the first housemate evicted
Hooray! Mickey gets to stay! Maybe he'll make it to the fi-- oh...
TONIGHT:
Mickey gets the fucking boot, becoming the first housemate of the ITV era to get removed
It will be the same for next Sunday too, I think no Saturday show and late Sunday show absolutely kills momentum.
Late and Live tonight is absolutely doomed nobody's staying up to midnight to watch that. Especially when its their special edition live from the garden with a panel.
At least forgot its on at 9 anon will be on time.
Yeah I normally watch it despite how wank it is but toil in the morning so fuck that.
Midnight on a Sunday as well. I've gotta wagie tomorrow.
Former CBB Housemate 'Mickey Rourke' has been REMOVED from the CBBUK Series 24 House. This is the first removal in BBUK/CBBUK history after 6 years since Ellis and Lewis F were both removed from the house in the 19th series of BBUK back in 2018 on Channel 5.
>his behaviour and language to Love Island star Chris Hughes during a disagreement in a task was considered to be threatening and physical, though no physical altercation took place
Bets on that he called him a faggot?
Payments revealed
Ali's image is a screenshot
If I didn't know better I'd say ITV have been combing through our threads.
We'll know if they use this for Baked Potato
Mickey was wasted in this year's series. Imagine if he came in last year, he would have fucking ate Zeze Mills for breakfast.
Bongs can't handle banter
They should have had tonight's show be on ITV2.
They wouldn't have afforded him, they couldn't even afford Sharon for the full stint. I predict a big interest drop once Mickey's gone, this will probably the peak of the season
Sneak peek: youtube.com
Man how the fuck could you go on this for 30k knowing shitters are getting so much man
Nah it's too big of an episode probably the only one people will tune in for now
That face
JoJo Fagwa - 400k
Trisha Woggard - 200k
Fucking disgrace.
The pay discrepancies are crazy, and they blew 500k on someone they've had to kick
Not as bad as giving farage 1.5m, but ITV what the fuck? I'd love to meet the teams behind recruitment, they must be retards
Gotta hand it to our boy Jack being given a higher fee than half the cast. Fucker must feel like a gangster kingpin.
At least they weren't paid only 40k to have cockroaches crawl on you and eat kangaroo cock and bull's anus while other people get a milly.
I've just realised Danny and Chris look shockingly alike.
Nella Rose
That's 40 grand too many. Also a quarter of a mil for Britney Spear's sister in 2023 is a fucking joke.
Me on the far right
100 grand for Grace Dent, more than Sam, Danielle and Nick who I'd argue are more famous than her. She's a food critic, most famous for being a guest judge on Masterchef. Not even a main one just a guest one.
And she bailed like 5 days in.
xD In real life
I bet she could suck a mean cock with those DSLs
Oh hey its John Simm
Nathan got to hit it
Fucking hell this drama is shite
He's aged better than David Tennant
wtf is Knuckles the Echidna doing on ITVX
Spoiled it all in the first 2 mins now I dont have to watch it
All these bitches want Mickey's BWC. Dirty sluts, the lot of 'em.
She clearly wanted a showmance then
Who was Ella yapping on about anyway?
Ella thinking that she and Chris would be an item cos they're both from reality TV trash
Sound logic but you're forgetting that he's bent, love.
Chris, she wants that showmance
Ella experiencing a male not interested in her for the first time
How does he do it?
Someone put that decomposed ginger corpse back in its coffin
You can see why Mickey just wants to get the fuck out of there tbf
You'd have thought they would make Mickey a captain so he could fuck it all up.
Angelica's smile looks demonic
kek
Mickey must be thinking "fucking hell THESE are the British beauties?"
Fits in well with the Romulan bird and fucking Trans Palpatine in the middle there.
grim
I missed it how did they decide captain and first mates? Was it all BB's decision?
The Assembly
What the fuck is this shit
Yeah it usually is in the ITV era
I get the feeling that Donna could actually be attractive if she was like one sixteenth of her current weight
She now has as many tattoos as the average woman on tinder
Is Chris in love with Jojo or some shit?
It is absolute bollocks that Chris gets away with this blatant flirting with the "lesbian" after what happened with Mickey the other day
Yeah but the loose skin... it's over
3 women
stunning and brave
Where u been? Gays can do that with girls. That's always been the way to the point of being pointed out in comedies
Chris has a stalker
me monthlies
Don't tempt me, Ella...
Cheeky
another ad break
I don't remember goyvision being this bad
Ella will never obsess over you
Trish-arrrrrrrrrr
Lel based Big Brother
Based Mickey
Nig-arrrrrrr
And they wonder why live TV is dying
Look at me! I'm so wacky and spontaneous!
Here it comes...
I missed it
What happened?
Danny literally crying
fucking hell
He freaked the fuck out over THAT
Your ass will be right there in a second
Lmao
I was waiting then it started happening and I caught nothing
Couldn't handle 2000s Big Brother, imagine him during BB5 fight night.
Lol faggot
Concubine energy
you are a massive slag though tbf
Chris whispering to Jack "Stick up for me"
Holy shit what a fucking melt.
they really couldn't afford Rourke for more than 5 days?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
Freaks out when a guy doesn't lust after her
Freaks out when a guy does
Ella: I WAS LITERALLY RAPED
LMAO
BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE
Fucking women, Jesus Christ!
Ella is trying to brigand a chimpout to make it about her. Many such cases with women
These housemates are so wet
Makes me realize how strong the 2000s Big Brother HMs were if it just took that to cause the house to just completely spiral
MICKEY LITERALLY RAPED ALL OF US! WHITE MAN BAD! WHITE MAN BAD!
Big brother when literally any man with testosterone in his system acts masculine: nuh uh no you don’t, get out! Good lord, this show is so damn cucked
Retarded like a fox. This is the most I've heard people talk about BB since the C4 days. If only they could have kept him in longer
Makes sense why the past series are so tame now going by how its all fallen apart and social media reaction at that
weeping again
Done with this series, see you in October. Maybe.
Danny being a gay bitch talking shit about Patsy re: Mickey
Mickey's gonna start a fucking House Civil War by doing literally nothing. This is his power!
Compare jade goody drama to this and its so dry,
Celebrity Big Brother has seen its launch show figures drop by nearly one million after returning for its latest series
ACK! I don't think so Jim. Could see a reshuffling and more Ant & Dec after this
oh no, not offence!
This is hands down the greatest episode in ITV Big Brother history, what a fucking riot.
You know Mickey's getting the boot because Marcus has his serious voice on
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
RIP THIS SERIES RATINGS NOW
32 year old "man" threatened by 72 year old man
The type of shit Mickey did was happening every episode in BB of past, now it warrants an entire removal. This is why the episodes are boring and tame now.
Big Brother's voice isn't Marcus Bentley you mong
I think it was the Ella stuff more
Mickey, you have given the viewers a reason to watch this show and for that reason you're off the show
Why are you watching this and not Match of the Day you poofs
That little smile on Ella. What a rat cunt. Jojo is a sound bird packing his stuff. I could have a pint with her if she was a normal lezzer and not dating a demented themmy
Told ya
Yeah no shit, nigger bitch.
RIP the threads now
Celebrity Big Brother hit with Ofcom complaints from furious fans
Are people really that bothered about words on TV that they chimp out to some government backed corporation?
Jesus Brits, you had one job, keep The Mick in.
Marcus spoke before BB you dribbling spacktard
Lmao
Kneelball in the year of our lord 2025
The only poof here is you.
What did mickey even say to make that slag cry? I didn’t hear shit
Trisha's my least fave but she'll stay to the end as nobody will wanna nominate the cancer lady.
Not in a serious voice
Lol, they just killed the ratings by dropping Mickey. Also I respect the dyke for packing his stuff for him.
see
Come with me
Cum in you?
She didn't cry about it immediately. Only when he started on Chris and she saw an opportunity to use the animosity towards Mickey for attention
She's revealed herself as an absolute nutter today with the Chris stuff
REEEEEEEEEEE CHRIS IS PAYING ATTENTION TO A LESBIAN AND NOT ME
REEEEEEEEEE MICKEY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
The way she's been after Chris is weird.
watched all of the games earlier (including 3 at the same time)
Go back and listen when they upload the on demand, he absolutely did use a more serious voice than usual
I mean are we really surprised. This is the guy who tried to nonce AJ Oogabooga before entering the house. Dude's an absolute freak.
she cute
me stripping off bollock naked and diving straight in
Mermaid Lauren
who is this semen demon in the tub
Mermaid Lauren Simon
Fuck me...
a very tasty feast
I bet.
I guess Lauren must have enough ITVBe clout, I'm astonished they were ballsy enough to do this. Zeze Mills must be slitting her wrists right now.
So she's an ex-Big Brother contestant? They should've brought Bear back kek
standing on the side of the tub jacking off and jizzing on Lauren’s face knowing she can’t get out because of her mermaid legs
Some Real Housewife of Who Gives a Shit from last season
LAUREN
mfw everyone's boring now
was in cbb last year
The gaylord meltdown on Late & Live is gonna be epic. This is the perfect night for our Red Witch to be back. Also glad that this is Will episode like on Wednesday.
She was the slag of the last CBB
Looked like Jojo was wanking him off kek
JoJo getting shagged straight could save this season post-Mickey
Yeah she thought she was "bullied" in the house due to being called a Red Witch imagien her thoughts on this
Chris gets to call JoJo a freak
This is FUCKING BOLLOCKS
She doesn't care much about Lauren now but Ekin lives rent free in her head
This L&L is an easy skip, I can't listen to the virtue signalling wankfest, the little faggy clear-framed glasses weirdos they get will be painting the fucking walls
Your ass will be right there in a second
chubby Jordan
Be an Ally
REPORT YOUR CHILDREN TO THE TRANSEXUAL GROOMING GROUNDS AT ONCE
Wow. Absolute pincer movement from the witches there. Seizing their opportunity to get him kicked out.
Ella could barely contain her glee when the announcement was made!
She knew her perfectly timed performative tears raking up that nothing joke would push the ball over the line.
beaches in the UK are so disgusting
Yeah, because they have a bond. Like how in every episode of Star Trek Dr. McCoy calls Spock a green-blooded point-eared spastic retard son of a mudblood whore nigger.
Genuine display of uniquely female evil there. Mad that we've lost the nuance for anyone to be able to point it out on L&L though
Ali looking peng af fr
WE NEED MORE CLOSEUPS OF ALI YOU FUCKTARDS!
MORE CLOSEUPS OF BOGGED LAUREN
Would love to see this sheboon try and talk this much shit in Turkey.
Lauren's tits popping out
No audience
Maybe having the show in the garden ain't a bad idea.
Ali on the high horse
I think age may have caught up with her
It was sad to see him go when he did
Of course, both Lauren and Mickey come from Bog World.
Ali talking about inappropriate comments
Lol remember Marcello. He looks like a fucking CBeebies character next to Mickey.
She doesn't really look any better or worse than she did last year. Remember this bitch is nearly 40.
Mickey still getting a Best Bits after everything
You cheeky ITV fuckers think you can have your cake and eat it.
Celebrity Big Brother special season called "Bogged Brother"
Just all Bogged People including Mickey, Lauren and Sharon
Erin Moriarty wins
I wonder how Ali would have handled being in this year's CBB since she felt so targeted last series, same with Trish.
Imagine locking all the uppity housemates (Ali, Hanah, Trish, Zeze, Nella and Fred the French Cunt from /imaceleb/ etc.) in there with Mickey. Throw in Kerry as well.
Kerry was robbed
Based Michael Fabricunt.
This slampig would get it
The relentless Tory Derangement Syndrome from this series is so surreal. You'd think now a black bitch is in charge they'd have done a complete 180 and be all up in that shit.
Ali wants the BFC
Ali laughing at a tory
That wasn't on my bingo card
BASED MICHAEL CALLING OUT TRISHA
Mutton dressed as lamb
Fabricant stringing us along to thinking he's gonna talk shit about Mickey only to take a dump on Trisha
Fucking based. He's the hero this country needs but not the one it deserves. Keep your gob shut, black bitch.
Can we say tits?
RIP King
Henry meeting Fabricant
BB cucks can't take this much Tory.
Based Michael confirming that all this gameplayer Jack shit is bollocks
One good thing about being a literal Toomber is that you're not obligated to give a fuck about cunts because they're terminally ill. Like this bitch is gonna die soon, join the club, nigger!
Phwoar, Lauren has some lovely jubblies.
They failed the task
Get fucked cunts. Also kek at Trish, Chris and Ella all getting pissy. They can choke on a bag of cocks.
That task reaction drama tease was a "Please stay don't stop watching now Mickey's gone, it'll be dramatic, promise!"
Looks like the drama begins
Nominations happened today
Also Tuesday's show is an hour and a half so I guess that's the next eviction then.
Yes, Tuesday is an eviction and also a double. Which is dumb to do as the divide is just starting.
what is the backstory of this meme you've been posting?
me at the back
Fabricant at some point called himself Torchy the Battery Boy in the house and this caught on with rest of the housemates calling him Torchy. For context, Torchy the Battery Boy was a kid's show for toombers back in 1959 by Gerry Anderson of later Thunderbirds fame.
Sadly we didn't really see a lot of this or how exactly it came to be since it was mostly confined to the live stream in between all the bird song. It's a shame because it sounded like good banter and gave a genuine sense of camaraderie.
50% ethnic crew
not enough diversity
CAUGHT AGAIN LMAO
Rumbled again kek
I honestly don't remember a single bit of what Ali said about the housemates just now and I get the feeling that I haven't missed anything.
me at the back
Welcome in.
Goodnight sweet prince...
Danny Beard seeing another gaylord
Lol that nigress ain't even hiding her hatred for Ali.
that's rather heartwarming
Michael seems like the happiest one in the house (assuming Jojo is on some kind of medication)
Will Best not being a faggot for 60 minutes challenge: Impossible
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
not Lauren as a mermaid again
for shame
Times caught: 3
Lauren thighs
JoJo nomming Ella
Tomorrow night is gonna be a blast.
It's so dense
I unironically ship David Potts and Michael Fabricant. I hope they bum tonight.
It's so dense
Showing that tensions brewing is a good way to try and grab people after Mickey's gone
Lauren would nominate Trisha
Ali: Trish has more to offer in the house
Lauren: Not really...
Chad Red Bogdanoff vs. Virgin Red Witch.
Chris discussing nominations.
Kek what a bitch
Tag yourself, I'm Jordan
Tiffany Pollard
Who the fuck is this yank wog!?
RIP David Potts
Reminder next Sunday is at 10pm too
#justice4mickey