This has officially gotten out of control

This has officially gotten out of control

first one to die from this incident is a zoomie

no surprise there, they're incredibly physically weak

Retard shouldn't have gone to the theater with epilepsy genes

attention seeking seizure

MEDIC, CLEAN IT UP

Poor guy, I hope he is okay now.

Why? He's giving Jews money.

This one is actually hillarious. Last thing you hear in your life is 'chicken jockey'.

not my problem

kek nased

kid loved the Minecraft movie so much he had a seizure

Now that's dedication!

In most types of seizure it's unlikely he died and also unlikely he remembers anything besides maybe an aura before it came on depending on the regularity

If some theater janny waddled up and handed me that Minecraft Movie behavior contract like I’m not the reason this screening even matters, I unzip the prank bag, pull out the piss bottle, and start spraying. Cat shit already sewn into seat F4. Popcorn flying. Hot. Everywhere. I sit dead silent until the lights go down then rise covered in nacho cheese, soaked in soda, and scream CHICKEN JOCKEY while pissing a golden arc into the aisle.

You don’t hand me rules. You hand me the spotlight.

LMFAO
imagine if someone had thrown water on him and gone "WATER BUCKET GO"
LOL

it was a millennial, he couldnt handle kids having fun and seized out.

bad movies with empty theaters for 10+ years

jannies have to do work ONE TIME and can't take it

Cry more

pretty funny desu.

kek

The empire strikes back. You WILL behave, zoomo.

SEIZURE JOCKEY

i've got a gut feeling that this will all culminate in a shooting somehow

your suicide? LOL

lmao gottem

absolutely savage
JEWS BTFO

Based zoomies dabbing on boomllennial scum

Absolutely based. When I was in high school a homeless man froze to death on a bench outside the school overnight. At lunch time a huge group of kids threw french fries from the food truck on his corpse. His body was covered in fries and ketchup from head to toe when the ambulance came after someone noticed he was dead.

lmao

why is this so funny

Put on a minecraft mask when the movie starts, do the CHICKEN JOCKEY, then take it off when the film ends, if everyone does this they can't know who was a CHICKEN JOCKEYer and cant gulag them

Same as you.

because you're underage

meanwhile in that dying man's brain

why does that kid have a fucking moustache

he's a jokester, they're Groucho Marx glasses

He's dead

Because its so absurd. Poor guy froze to death and a bunch of retarded kids covered his body in fries and ketchup.

Ngl this is great advertisement for air heads. I want those things so bad right now

a whole generation of kids who didn't get to experience fun because of the pandemic

being this much of a nigger

I was raped in the ass during the chicken jockey scene in my theater in April 9th

who the fuck is it gonna offend, the kid is seized and unaware

on one hand this is absolutely 3rd worlder behavior
on the other hand fuck jannies

Can millenials join in with chicken jockey?

Good fuck 'em shaking bastards

things that really happened

Make sure to get that bright-ass rainbow Air Heads logo in there. Damn I want some candy now.

Many such cases.

I don't.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

And again, I thank you for not screaming (much).

Will Trump comment on the violence?

I didn't really like this meme when it was just kids throwing popcorn but now that several people have been raped and murdered I think it's got serious potential

They can scream it in the trenches fighting Russia too. Conscription time, tick tock.

why do people care about seizures, because it looks fucked up? i thought epilepticfags just had seizures and they didn't do any long term damage
just drag the floppy kid outside and keep the movie rolling

Nobody dies from a seizure

I read on a House M.D. Youtube video's comment section that you're not supposed to move them if they have a seizure

What if you swallow your tongue, huh?

nigger behavior is now an entire generation's "thing"

grim

Throw his ass out. He doesn't belong in a theater.

I feel like you were just looking for an excuse to post this trippy image lol

Don't go to the biggest meme of the 25th century if you can't handle the lulz

I have epilepsy and basically what happens is your muscles all contract and it feels like the after effects of the hardest work out you've ever had. There was one time where I broke my shoulder and had to get surgery and recently I fell into the counter and chipped a tooth.

Don't need to, ticket is the "contract."

Unreal. Absolutely owned.

because it looks fucked up?

It is really scary. It can sometimes look and sound like they're possessed out of nowhere.

the vietnamese girl in my highschool had a seizure in the hallway and absolutely slammed the back of her head onto the tile floor and fractured her skull and almost died
it was pretty crazy to see, a bunch of girls started screaming and crying
she was bleeding from the ears and she didnt come back to school until the next year but shes always get her homework turned in

Dang you should've had sex with her

sadly he passed away instantly

He did. Read the article.

chicken jockey antifa

i honestly regret not trying to hook up with some of the girls back then, i didnt really understand how hot they were/going to be
i mainly fucked around with the emo/scene girls at the mall in the next town over because i didnt have to deal with them after the night was down,except for a phone call maybe. i dated ONE girl from my highschool and it was so annoying. meeting almost after every class sitting with her friends at lunch every other day, rumors, drama
no thanks i decided to stick with the faux goth looking italian girl i ended up marrying that id spend some time on AIM with and friday night to sunday morning with my face buried in her cute but hairy and smelly(good smelly) presence
also my highschool class only had like 4 metal/scene/goth/emo girls and 2 were absolutely obese and the others were NEVER single

This is starting to get pretty based now. I'm 35 years old and I'm going to start saying chicken jockey lol

LMAO

Same and same age. Zoomies trashing kinoplexes and screaming retard ebonics while booing women who appear onscreen is pretty cool. I don't even know what a chicken jockey is but it sounds racist as hell.

even blacks don't chimp out and cause as much nuisance in theaters as zoomgroids do.
literally worse than nigs

how do i recover form this?

I think Hollywood found a way to save cinema. Events like these make a shit load of money.

A while ago my friend had a seizure at another friend's house and repeatedly slammed his head into the tile. We honestly thought he was going to die because he was on life support. He has to live with his mom now because he's in a wheel chair and can't really talk to anyone because after all that he had really bad brain damage.

The medical falcons flew him to safety.

So to go to see the Minecraft movie TODAY, since popcorn is rationed now at the kinoplex I need to bring my own. Since popcorn is a lot smaller in its prepopped form, I'm planning to bring in a trash bag of kernels, anyone have any idea how I can pop these into popcorn inside the theatre? Maybe one of those butane torches?

trippy

It's just Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. A kids book.

Pantera Hollow larp

are you close with his mother?

You get to buy snacks from a food truck in your school?

Bring an air popper, and sit near a wall socket. You could also cook jiffy-pop with a hibatchi.