How is our girl's Black Mirror episode, #awksbros? Is it worth watching for her? In the trailer it looked like she was just standing in some NASA room the entire time
How is our girl's Black Mirror episode, #awksbros? Is it worth watching for her...
worst episode of the season
and she contributes towards that
How do you guys respond to unfounded accusations and hatred against Awkwafina?
The negativity against her is so virulent, persistent, and unjustified.
I think at a certain point, ignoring it leaves certain harmful attitudes and beliefs totally unchallenged.
What do you say or do if you come across it?
Let’s share strategies to Stop The Hate against her.
i usually just say “leave her name out your mouth” or something like that then block them. sometimes i’ll add a meme or something.. it’s clear to me most of these people already have their opinions formed on her sadly. there’s this scene in the new sonic movie where eggman says something like “blocked, muted, and reported” i plan on clipping this to use. no point in arguing with people.
what if assassin's creed was a tranny
mad innit
everybody involved in this episode should be shot
I just ignore it. Cute girl with sexy husky voice. Sure she's a dumb white hoe but every actress is.
Her acting was unironically better than the Sheboon.
But the whole episode was ruined by sheboons acting. Emma Corrins acting however was pure kino, but still not enough to save the episode.
damn, is that the plot??
I didn't know people hate her. If they do they probably just don't get her vibe. They'll come around, she's too good. Seriously though, how could anyone hate her?
Is she a he or is it just a case of manly sheboon genes?
I want to cockslap Awkwafina’s face so hard it leaves a mark for days
I love her and her freaky left-facing teeth
Damn, now I can't stop noticing.
Why is she named after a water bottle?
Why does anybody respect her with her having such a dumb name?
why does that trigger you?
sort of, they put a tranny in the animus so xir can go back in time and fuck the actress in a movie xe liked but it keeps desyncing but awkwafina is on the outside helping prevent the desync so the tranny can finally coom in the real woman
She was relatively inoffensive in this episode. She was just a background character (thank God).
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#awksbros will watch her in anything, especially if it's terrible
Even on a magazine cover her face is unchanged.
Why can't this bitch emote to save her life?
Fascial expressions - anything!
Dont watch the episode. Its so fucking bad. Its laughable how horrible of an actor she is next to Emma Corrin. Its like a parody but its supposed to be taken seriously.
Easily worst Black Mirror episode for how painful she is, despite other performances.
I feel like the show producers owe me a shitload of money and condolences for me suffering through that refuse.
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I feel like the show producers owe me a shitload of money and condolences for me
I don't know about that but you're probably correct. However, I DO know what Awkwafina owes me (sex)
Find someone else, ugh.
It's just a depressing sign of living in Idiocracy.
President Mountain Dew Camacho blah blah
Yep
actually she's named after a water brand. if she were named after a water bottle, her name would be something like PET or HDPE or Naples Oval or Boston Round.
WOT IF U WAS ASIAN BUT U TALKED LIKE U WAS BLACK
BLOODY MENTAL INNIT
Confuse the haters by posting this:
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It's worth watching for our goddess, but she is obviously the best thing about the episode, yet not in it much. Its odd that they take an A-lister, and one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood when it comes to selling tickets or getting viewers, then give her a role smaller than the supporting actress.
The rumours about it being her first nude role proved to be untrue as well sadly, but I daresay you won't have any problem when you have your visit from Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters while watching this.
It’s because she’s obnoxious. If she talked less her attraction would go up. But she’s a “comic” so that won’t happen.
Ok thanks
bruh more like AwkwaFINEa
I've literally never wanted to bang a Disney creature more than that blue dragon. And in the end they all chose her because she was the strongest against bad visions...
Warning! Thread integrity failing! At this rate we'll be in the archive before we can make the final post - meaning that we will all die in real life, of course. Everyone knows that's how it works.
I liked her. She was kinda awkward and bumbling, but that's just who she is, she is not a particularly esteemed actress and was only in the film because the other choices said no, and then Awkwa's character liked the idea of having a black female role. She was out of her depth doing something she'd never done before and trying to make it work. She was also clearly a little starstruck by if not crushing on Dorothy, which made her awkwardness kind of charming for me. They had a really nice chemistry together, Dorothy of course doing a lot of the heavy lifting for that.
shes still the second shapeliest one in this pic lmao
ew she has the body of those small aliens in men in black
Fuck off Charlie Brooker
lol
I'll repost the greentext from last night to bump it
wake up groggy, wrists bound behind a barstool
ankles tied, mouth gagged with dirty boyshorts that taste like weed and dry shampoo
room’s a chaotic mess—cheap LED lights, anime posters, LaCroix cans
Awkwafina walks in wearing a silk robe that’s half-open and zero fucks given
sipping bubble tea, like this is normal
"Ayo, you’re finally awake. Skyrim-style."
you groan
she crouches in front of you, smirking
unlocks her phone
it's Anon Babble
your own post on screen:
"Why's this unfunny uggo chink everywhere"
she scrolls
"Damn. You really clocked in every day to talk shit, huh?"
leans in, whispering:
"Kinda obsessed for a guy who 'doesn’t find me hot.'"
grabs your dick without hesitation
you twitch
she raises an eyebrow
"Yeah. Thought so."
starts stroking, slow and casual
reads another post aloud:
"She looks like someone deepfaked Aubrey Plaza onto a pothole."
stroke
"Her voice could dry out a wet dream."
double stroke
"Interesting take for someone leaking already."
grabs your jaw
"You been hate-posting with one hand, huh? Freaky little forum goblin."
another thread
"She has negative sex appeal."
stroke-stroke-stroke
"Say that again while your racist lil dick pulses for me."
starts fake-laughing in her old blaccent
"Oh lawd, he don’t like da chinky gurl, ‘cept when she ruin his life!"
you moan
her smirk deepens
"See? I am funny, huh?"
leans in
"From now on, I’m lockin’ a lil chastity cage on that baby dick."
click
"You wanna nut? Earn it, lil squirrel!"
"Since you love makin’ threads about me, keep goin’—but now you shill."
"Five threads a day. All original. No copypasta, no AI shit!"
"I want devotion. simp for me. Make thirst traps in MS Paint. Whatever!"
leans in close
"You make me trend on Anon Babble, I might let you cum
pulls out a Sharpie
writes “PROPERTY OF AWKWAFINA” on your thigh
"Start postin’, shrimpdick. It’s simp season."
For real though I know she'd give the best domme experience with that sass of hers and unhinged quirkiness
all four of them do
KEK
Imagine:
you're Awkwafina’s obedient simp-chair
she’s interviewed promoting some cringy rom-com like “Rice to Meet You”
you’re built into the guest couch
seat has a hidden cutout
her ass planted directly on your face
skintight leggings, no panties
soft, warm, humid
your nose buried in sweat and shame
plug in your ass synced to audience applause
you already came once
drained, overstimmed, twitching
she starts talking
“Yeah, I keep a little emotional support guy under here.”
crowd laughs
they think it’s a bit
she bounces slightly
“He cries when I’m funny.”
laughter intensifies
so does the plug
your broken moan gets picked up by the mic
Interviewer: “Was that a sound effect?”
she smirks
“Might’ve been the truth leaking out.”
audience howling, completely unaware
backstage, she peels off her soaked leggings
stuffs them in your mouth
“Souvenir. You're a lucky guy.. I wore these on Hot Ones.”
kisses your forehead
“You were funnier than me tonight.”
spanks your ass with a paddle
“Don’t let it happen again.”
Who the fuck calls their child "Awkafina"?????
Asians in the west are so fucking ugly
in a way she's like the hawk tuah girl, she's basically famous for making a song about her 'vag'
be me
terminal Anon Babble nerd
at some janky anime con
see Awkwafina at a low-key booth
no line
she’s sipping Thai iced tea
smirking like she knows I'm already sweating
try to play it cool
"Wow, surprised you’re not behind a velvet rope or somethin’"
she squints
“Damn, that was your opener? Practiced that in the mirror, huh?”
heart rate spikes
panic
say something about Nora from Queens
stumble mid-sentence
spaghetti hits the carpet
flee to the bathroom like a Sims character
hide in a stall, head in hands
door opens
boots stop outside mine
“Hey, dumbass.”
I freeze
she leans over the divider, chin resting on it
grinning like a raccoon in your kitchen
“You really ran from me? I didn’t even roast you *that* hard.”
stall lock jiggles
click: she’s inside
closes it behind her, leans back on the door
“I saw you starin’. You looked at my mouth like it was encrypted.”
pants already down
she climbs into my lap like she owns it
warm, soft, smells like coconut vape and girl
“You’re cute though. In that ‘still sleeps in an Evangelion tee’ kinda way.”
starts slowly grinding
not even subtle
leans close
"You got that energy. The kind that folds when a girl like me growls your name."
whispers my name badge out loud. Mispronounced on purpose
I gasp
she laughs in my ear
"Yeah. That’s what I wanted to hear."
bites my neck
I flinch
she kisses where she bit
"You gonna run again? Or sit still and let me have my fun?"
rides slow, heavy
I whimper
she pulls back, studying my face
smiling like she just beat a game I didn’t know I was playing
"God, you're hilarious when you're overwhelmed. Bet you nut just from being perceived."
grinds once more—hard
then stands up
fixes her hoodie, fluffs her bun in the mirror
opens the stall, glances back
"Catch me after the con, cassanova. It'd be a waste to go to a con and not take some kinda souvenir home, dontcha think?
A conversation between these two would be epic.
Forget that pervert shit. I just want to go on an innocent date with her, with her sitting across the table from me looking all cute and happy like this.
Long and unfunny. Bad choice for a post.
yeah she's ugly but I would still smash
Why hasn’t she had hapa children yet?