boomers thought this was "peak"
Boomers thought this was "peak"
french woman
looks like some hapa jeet mutt
A woman that looks like a kid, acts like a kid, PRETENDS to be a kid, whose literal act on stage is of a child prostitute, and men these days still are enthralled, and MOTHERFUCKERS STULL PLAY GAMES?
for me, its "Ella, Elle l'a" 2003 tribute to France Gall
i used to fap my hot shota cock all the time to this
To a girl ...dancing? How? Weirdo
i used to fap to a renaissance art book, zoomers will never understand.
early 00's culture might as well be medieval compared to now.
My dude, i literally jacked it to the sears catalog back in the day. When I was 13, I would have fapped to a tit-shaped pair of clouds if I saw it
Whats her cutest tattooo??
for me its her sayler moon
that doesn't look like her though, I don't think she has a tattoo-sleeve
This is the original of my hate.
social media ruined me, because back then i was blowing 1000s loads over her music videos and now all i can think of is how small her ass is
What's a sayler moon?
Size doesn't matter.
That's very white for a french woman. Also she's Corsican
gourmandises and mes courants électriques are excellent pop albums. i consider alizée’s discography essentially a subvariant of mylène farmer’s discography. laurent boutonnat’s hypnotic songwriting, mylène’s characteristically clever wordplay, and alizées seductive voice, beautiful looks, and schoolgirl schtick… it was lightning in a bottle for a few years. so yes, it was peak.
Alizee holy shit take me back, I'm tired of clown world, wake me up!!
its like shitty flame paint job on Citroën DS
is it just me or does her skin also look saggy from drugs and alcohole?
Overrated tranny
Zoomers see a beautiful woman and immediately think of trannies.
Grim post
I'm not used to seeing this as anything but a low quality gif which takes 10 minutes to load
who's this??
I used be online friends with this guy from Anon Babble that was a morbidly obese theater freak that was stalker-level obsessed with this bitch and was saving up money to go to france to camp outside of her hotel.
Lol you have Zendaya as your Sex symbol. Sit down
Alizee01.gif
Lurk more
chicken jockey
The zoomer equivalent to Op's tranny is Tom
The only beautiful women zoomers are allowed to have are trannies
I jerked off to this so many times as a teenager, but I'm so desensitized by porn that it does nothing for me anymore.
You can just say you're gay and like waifu cosplaying trannies
Moi je m'appelle Lolita
She's mon Lolita. I remember she used to made me diamonds with that videoclip. Ah, what a different timeline, now we are full of ugly muttoids and bogged bitches.
how does she look like when she's approaching her 50s, going into the GILF-territory?
Member when it was like a thing for men to openly count down the days until the Olsen twins turned 18?
alizee wasn't even THE sex symbol to millennials, she was one of hundreds, zoomers can't comprehend how beautiful the world used to be
oh my science, i wish i could upvote you twice because that was NOT okay!!!! i'm literally shaking right now, fellow redditor!!!
ah yes that's so much worse than needing a perv fetish by age 16 and then not get hard when you have a real girl in front of you
It was peak and still is peak. It's her music, not her visuals idiot.
boomers had alizee and boxxy
bro the world used to be SO beautiful no cap fr fr
that's a crime against humanity and prime argument that women should not have autonomy over their bodies
zoomer misses the point even when it's spelled out to him
wow no way that never happens
A bunch of Anon Babble incels likes boxxy faggot.
you never seen a brunette with a tan?
Please share something better then.
i masturbated to this video at least a dozen times back in 2006 or 2007, can't remember what year exactly but it was around that time.
tbf, when you're fucking, you don't want to think of the old hag you're doing it with, but instead hot naked fairies and japanese anime girls
is it really a tattoo?? it looks more like bodypaint for a photoshoot
nope it's real, hard as it is to believe that anyone could this tasteless
just don't post what she looks like now
holy fuck I hate this fucking planet
PUUUUTTTAAAAAAAA
zoomers think boxxy was a mainstream media personality
kek
zoomers think
do they though?
She is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Confused by the concept of a suntan
Go touch grass as the zoomers say.
obsessing over celebrities and tv personalities
c r i n g e
this is now /mylène/
youtu.be
Alizee is now the roughly the same age Mylene farmer was in that softcore stripper music video
ITT: zoomers who are mind fucked so hard that they can't understand true beauty anymore
The problem with Alizee is that shortly after the clips used in this thread, she went off the deep end and covered herself in tattoos. Now she is 40 and mid af. meanwhile, Mylene farmer was still hot af into her 60s
I'm sick of all this child coded shit that's posted here now
No one outside of France knew who she was until 'World of Warcraft' was a thing....and when they did find out, it wasn't like anyone was 'moving' like that in the entertainment circles.
boomers thought
kek
Is that Pietra Candy?
Then go back. You are on a pedo website.
Mylene should have just done it all herself. I would have perved on her.
zoomers think this is "peak"
now
Fuckin kill yourself newfag
She doesn't have blue eyes. She's ugly by default, gradma
She made a lot of money off Alizee and it rekindled interest in Mylene’s own work. It paid off in the end. It is too bad that Alizee and other pop stars like Britney always seem to lose their minds.
The tattoos were a mistake.
that video
GYATT DAAAAAMN!!!
now
i doubt there's been a day since Anon Babble was created that there hasn't been an alizee thread somewhere, you absolute fucking newfag
Zoomers be like "now if she had a dick, i'd be interested"
by, not to
it was a tribute to Ella Fitzgerald
French pop is even more pedo than Japanese pop. It's all girls in skimpy clothing singing in little girl voices about how they're in love with their uncles.
I never found her particularly hot but Lolita's an absolute banger.
same as alizee
youtube.com
just yt title for that tummykino
does she have an onlyfans? if not, why not?
she's a fully grown woman you retarded retard
She was already too old at this point. Literally doing TV song contests to stay relevant.
Anglophone don't know her.
Here zoomers, go back in time to learn some French with us:
voicetube.com
I don't blame them. Literally all the singers the bergs have let through the ropes since George Harambe died are alphabet people. Zoomers are only allowed two straight starlets. One of them is a margarita and both of them are paid-up activists.
a man of refined taste and eloquence
The 5 head and tattoos are a huge turn off. I would rather lick mylène’s pussy and ass
Corsican with a Vietnamese grandpa i think
Here are your peak zoomer actresses bro
This era had a lot of jailbait. Russia had Tatu. Britney Spears had done the school girl thing. Of course, Japan still does it. Alizee had already peaked by the time of picrel.
Corsican with a Vietnamese grandpa i think
good bait
French and trashy go together like Indians and rape
this
what is that dancemove with the fingers behind her back? is she fanning her braps singing "come smell come smell"?
Death cult hadn't brainwashed people into the newthink age of consent (still not 18 in most of the US).
In Sweden there was a girl Amy Diamond who was very big. She was like 10.
It was a different time...
youtu.be
Well yeah, pedophilia was on the rise due to the internet, international tourism, fall of the Eastern Block. Pedos thought it was their time to shine.
peak
nobody speak like that. people thought she was very erotic you retarded faggot
her tits are much bigger than you might think