" A Minecraft Movie director on Chicken Jockey: "CLEAN IT UP" WAGIE

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" A Minecraft Movie director on Chicken Jockey: "CLEAN IT UP" WAGIE

"It's weird when you're having too much fun and the cops get called," Hess tells EW. "It's funny because I think it's just literally cheering and throwing popcorn, which is so funny to me that cops are getting called for popcorn. Like man, just clean it up, not such a big deal. Yeah, it's hilarious. I've seen so many funny videos. It's great, especially when people are climbing on their friends' shoulders and standing up and cheering for those moments. It's like this crazy anticipation. But, man, I'm just glad people are making memories with their friends and families."

ew.com/minecraft-chicken-jockey-director-jared-hess-reacts-exclusive-11712098

This is probably triggering to liberals who can't stand seeing White and Asian kids having fun and getting no punishment for it but they will act like they killed somebody and should go to jail lol.

How long before Hess is forced to apologize?

Don't you people have better things to worry about than this?

As mentioned at the end of the previous thread, the seething is only because it's young white men having fun. The lack of violence probably causes even more seething too because they can't do much about it without looking like assholes just trying to ruin the fun

It's the Tron: Legacy of our generation. Pure kino. The next Wizard of Oz, this film will influence filmmakers and TV shows for years to come. Everyone will look back at a Minecraft movie and say it inspired them to do wonders. This is the movie event of a generation!

Don't you people have better things to worry about than this?

I think it's funny and you're gay lol

They literally attack his insta account (which he made only to thank his fans for the support of the film).

Also, old thread:

The lack of violence probably causes even more seething too because they can't do much about it without looking like assholes just trying to ruin the fun

Liberals are not even this self-aware. They think all the White kids in the theater that made a peep should be arrested and put in jail.

I should just do the job I'm paid for??? WHAT THE FUCK?!

STOP MAKING A MESS THINK OF THE WORKERS

I'm a NEET ;)

How long before Hess is forced to apologize?

I give it by Monday but he gave the right answer for the studio because it just fuels ticket sales to have kids read that he is not only fine with it but encouraging it.

SAVE THE DATE

APRIL 20

REGAL CINEMA IS OURS TO COMMAND

WHEN I SAY CHICKEN

YOU SAY_______________

Just clean it up

I'm a NEET ;)

I have a full time job and I find this funny because I'm not stupid enough to be working in a movie theater past college age.

He won't apologize, even though Regal Cinema has special Chicken Jockey screenings for Minecraft on the 20th.

No one apologized when people were singing during Wicked, and they even had sing-along screenings too.

APRIL 20

too late but 4/20 might be enough
imagine the police being put in the cinema to watch over it lol

Xe looks like... CHICKEN JOCKEY?

Its april 20 because its easter

And the film is expected to hit close to 1 billion that weekend.

Are these things considered memes? When some phrase or words becomes a brain worm that people lose their shit over for the sake of irony. I honestly don't get it.

He won't apologize

I guarantee you he will because (((you know who))) cannot stand seeing White kids doing this without some harsh comeuppance. We'll see him apologize by Monday morning.

just clean it up bro, no big deal

Is he /ourguy/?

Its april 20 because its easter

lol no they know 4/20 is more important here

And apologize to who? You think cinema chains give a fuck wagies have to work? They are happy they get attention, that they get money. And no actual damage happened.

He’s right.
Their jobs are slightly harder for a few weeks and then everything goes back to normal. That’s most jobs so this is just preparing all those high schoolers working at theater chains for the real world.

And apologize to who?

He will be pressured to make a statement saying that making any kind of disturbance is wrong. You'll see. Monday morning he will change his tune.

What else is on april 20 other than easter? That would be more important than it?

Like man, just clean it up, not such a big deal. Yeah

What other kino did Jared Hess direct?

What else is on april 20 other than easter? That would be more important than it?

anon, you need to go outside

Napoleon Dynamite & Nacho Libre

I doubt Zaslav will pressure him

For all we know, minecraft might make more money than superman will

Also,

STUDIOS AND CINEMAS WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP RELEASING ALL BIG FILMS DURING THE SUMMER, ITS TOO CROWDED

you people

Huh? You're here with us, anon.

youtube.com/shorts/-NUgnYNr8ww kek this is fucking based they snuck in an actual chicken. This and minions suit meme are great.

Dude....WEED BRO LMAO

Really? This is more important than Jesus Christs birthday?

Hitler's birthday.

wat

What jockeys will minecraft 2 and 3 have?

I also expect Steve to say

THE WARDEN

THE END

ENDER DRAGON

Easter is Jesus Christ brithday anon

this is fucking based they snuck in an actual chicken

CHICKEN JOCKEY
youtube.com/watch?v=TAbkNz-J5Gc

This is more important than Jesus Christs birthday?

Hitler's birthday, actually

The film gained popularity because of fan participation as much as anything else.[3]:36 "Shadow Casts" of fans acting out the entire movie below, or in some cases directly in front of the screen, are almost always present at showings. At the Strand Theatre in San Francisco, fans came to see a well-organized group coordinated by Grady Broyles, performing with sets and props like a professional theatre troupe. At the Tiffany Theater on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, fans included a transgender individual performing as Frank N. Furter, just a few blocks away from the Roxy Theatre where The Rocky Horror Show made its American debut.[3]:126–127

Audience participation also includes dancing the Time Warp along with the film, and throwing objects such as toast, water, toilet paper, hot dogs, and rice at appropriate points in the movie. Many theatres forbid throwing items that are difficult to clean up. In many cases, a total ban on throwing objects has been instituted due to severe damage to movie screens, or demand that the audience throw items up and backward to the seats behind them. Fans often attend shows in costume as the characters. At a now-defunct theater in New Orleans, the local "Eddie" would ride his motorcycle down the aisle during Meat Loaf's/Eddie's song, "Hot Patootie."[3]:120

$1 BILLION

EXPECT MINECRAFT MOVIE 2 ANNOUNCED FOR 2027 THIS WEEK

AND MINECRAFT 3 FOR 2029

nobody gives a shit about dude weed lmao day anymore gramps

I never noticed that Jack "Black" looks like a bloated obese version of Emile Hirschberg.

kek, the original chicken jockeys, jockeying that sin onto chickens

That's Christmas, you donut

I just don’t understand how the joke is even funny enough to warrant the chimpouts. Like, what’s actually happening in that moment that causes boomers to lose their minds?

Christmas is ressurection you moron

causes boomers to lose their minds?

stop pretending you're not an old fuck

You had to be there.

VIDEOGAMES BEAT CAPESHIT

Kino

This is probably triggering to liberals who can't stand seeing White and Asian kids having fun

Anon Babblecels claimed the movie was woke and jewish propaganda and were spamming the sheep as a tranny and the black woman going WHAT DA HELL?! But now it has become successful they’re claiming its actually based and triggering the libs

How pathetic

Jack Black is 55, he has atleast 2 more minecraft movies in him to lead

meds

Anon Babble was always supporting minecraft movie and always said it will make 1 billion.

Anon Babblecels claimed the movie was woke and jewish propaganda and were spamming the sheep as a tranny and the black woman going WHAT DA HELL?! But now it has become successful they’re claiming its actually based and triggering the libs

Anon Babbletards being hypocritical retards??
must be a day ending in Y

Fighting internet culture wars is literally all they have so they’re very reluctant not to incorporate anything successful into their “side” no matter how far of a stretch

Is this movie actually gonna hit a billion?

CREEPER

AW MAN

Why are you talking about the place where you are as if you're not here. There is no "they". You are "they".

You can choke on a popcorn.

This movie is the Pirates of the Carribean of our generation

How many sequels and spin offs?

So I'm planning to go to see the Minecraft movie tomorrow, since popcorn is a lot smaller in its prepopped form, I'm planning to bring in a trash bag of kernels, anyone have any idea how I can pop these into popcorn inside the theatre? Maybe one of those butane torches?

Do it

White and Asian kids having fun

I just want racism to go away. Who does it benefit if everyone hates each other for things they can't control?
Lemme guess a racial group!

I just want racism to go away.

you're part of the problem

I didn't mention the word they in my post. I was only quoting the other guy
And FWIW, Anon Babbletards and Anon Babble posters are two different things

And you're a Anon Babbletard

Liberals

What? All the seething I see are from alt right millennial boomers angry that:
1. They lost
2. The mantle of meme kings have passed down to the zoomers

doesn’t attack fans

Literally the most based man in Hollywood
(Though truthfully you shouldn’t throw popcorn around in a theater)

Boomers don't even know what the alt right is you dishonest faggot

8 dollars for 10 cents worth of popped kernels

"WTF YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP?!"

That's what the price is for, Mr Cinema Owner.

doesn't know what a millennial boomer is

you must be a gen-x boomer

Based response. The theater workers crying about having to clean up would have more sympathy if theaters weren't notorious for being dirty as fuck and the sticky floors meme was just an old meme. Theater workers never kept theaters clean before even though it was their jobs and theater going is expensive as fuck so why the fuck should anyone care if some people have fun making a mess in one?

take job as cleaner

WTF? I AM SUPPOSED TO LE CLEAN??!! AHHHHHHHH

soillennials are so cringey

STFU faggot zoomer boomer

you seem like a confused old man who is becoming increasingly frustrated by that which confuses you.

How long before Hess is forced to apologize?

never since he'll never have to work again

You're a chicken jockey