Sonichu: The Animated Series

Sonichu The Animated Series

Dunno what you're talking about. It's been out for 16 years

The only TRUE and HONEST Sonichu series.

WELCOME TO CWCVILLE

WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME SPERM

CHRIS IS STRAIGHT WE GUARANTEE

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ALLOWED

UNLESS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND-FREE

SOVL

Releasing it on Hitler's birthday

Holy based

Kiwifarmers are unironically worse than a fat trans retard that fucked his own mom, curious.

chris chan is the avatar of the internet and the personification of internet culture and lifestyle. if you truly belonged here you would be fascinated by such a messianic individual.

will it be kino?

Yes, Chris Chan is pure kino in a physical form and so is his son Sonichu.

hasnt there already been an animated version, or am i thinking about asperchu? also fuck geno samuel

holy shit does this geno faggot not have better things to do?

what's wrong with being mentally ill?

Is there a reason why it's all keyframed besides laziness

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BLACKIES!

AND GOD SAY GAYS SHOULD DIE!

Weird how in just 15 years this site went from libtard leaning to rightwing. If Chris were discovered today we'd be calling him /ourbasedretard/

Yes, made by a superior animator.

Yeah bro, racist jokes were not tolerated before 2020.

GenoSamuel

Nah, fuck that faggot, isn't he selling the medallions now too?

Yeah, but they were jokes is what I'm getting at. The two guys that posted him on Anon Babble didn't like him because he was a racist to people in the store

15 years ago ron paul was the meme candidate on this website.

coming from someone who's been trapped here since 2006, back in the '00s the general userbase of this website was an atheist "liberal" teenager but politics were absolutely nothing like they are today. we were edgy, we called each other niggers, racism was funny, sexism was funny, fedoras were unironic, lots of us were still dressing in ways inspired by the matrix, and people here didn't care very much about elections past some lulz factor and weren't very serious about politics.

The people who tried to make up moral justifications for trying to troll Chris were always fags, and now they're the same people enabling him with the streams and basically pimping him out as a lolcow.

The game store owner clearly didn't give a shit as he let Chris hang around for years

I had a good laugh at sonichu a decade+ ago but then people went way overboard with stalking and harassing him.
Happens with every lolcow, autists get obsessed and act like it's a moral crusade where they have to ruin the persons life instead of just laughing and moving on

you remember that Barb was ready to kill that man with a motor vehicle

100% and if it was just chris chan then I could give them a pass but there are a billion fucking threads about people no one knows with a hundred pages or more. 0 self awareness

Yeah, it's funny/interesting to read about the guy up until it becomes more about LE SAGAS AND ARCS
If there was more retarded stuff like tricking him into thinking he was talking to Mr. Miyamoto-san then that'd be different but I dunno how people can just detach Chris from other actual tards and laugh at him being mind broken and humiliated constantly

there is a thread on kiwifarms talking about my girlfriend because she pissed off some trannies on twitter. she's a literal who nobody.

Megan looks like she smells

chris chan is unironically an exceptional human being. perfect mix of high IQ and legitimate autism and creativity and perversion and confidence and extrovertedness and social incompetence to result in an individual that is constantly interesting.

he isn't like other tards, and he seems immune to humiliation, or at least handles it completely differently than most people do.

ZAP TO THE XTREME

high IQ

It took him nearly 6 years to get an associates
He's a near low functioning autist. He can do normal things but poorly

Hes just a run of the mill autistic retard. He should probably be in a care facility but instead he roams the streets being gangstalked by malicious freaks who want to torment him

don't knock a nice musty, unshaved pussy until you've tried it

MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN C.

AND I AM PROUD TO BE

OUT HERE IN MY HOME TOWN WITH MY BIRGINITY!

THERES OLD TROLLS AND NEW TROLLS AND GOD AND THE BEAR!

bro women get more degrees than anyone else these days college and IQ have almost nothing to do with each other. you should be able to tell if someone has a lot going on in their head or not by the way they speak and form sentences, and if you can't, well...

This sounds like extreme cope from someone who dropped out of college

bro women get more degrees than anyone else these days

This doesn't contradict anything

college and IQ have almost nothing to do with each other.

Retaining information certainly does, and if you're actually trying and continuously failing because you just don't remember what you were taught then you are fucking dumb
If you think Chris has a high iq by the way he speaks and form sentences, well.....

Yes but that one is a parody and this one is going to be the actual comic I imagine.

Why are you people still obsessed with this fat boring tranny? Get a fucking life. Jesus Christ.

I have an AST and a class A CDL. one of these things nets me a higher income than all three of my siblings who have bachelors degrees, and took me three months and $4k to get. am I stupid? maybe, but at least I make more money than people who went into debt for a BA.

umm women are smart ackshually

IQ metric measures a persons problem solving and reasoning abilities. you don't know what the IQ metric is if you think long term memory is a significant factor. nor is memory even necessarily relevant as to why someone would take six years to get an associates.

are you a woman by chance? is that why you confidently discuss a subject you are clueless on while defending female "intellect"?

This, the retards obsessed with lolcows are usually a lot worse than the lolcows.

IQ primarily assesses reasoning, problem-solving, and pattern recognition, with memory as one component. Specific memory tests, like the California Verbal Learning Test, focus more directly on memory capacity.
Yes, it's one component. I didn't say memory alone you subhuman lower than an ape niggo. From this post alone you sound like you have an inferiority complex with your brothers but that's not our problem. I was just using the time it took as an example that he is not high IQ. Not end all be all

Women

On Anon Babble

It's just losers that also have shit lives but so happened to be self aware enough to not post themselves. They just obsess over Chris as escapism

Kiwifarms is basically just this comic, but stretched over an entire message board.

I think the moral crusade aspect is more a result of the fact that anonymity is gone, when people were anonymous they would just admit that they were petty little men who were bullying retards for fun. Those wieners on Youtube who summarise Kiwi Farms articles have their real identity tied to the channel, so they either need to pretend that they're a heroic crusader taking down an evil man, or that they're some high-IQ journalist making groundbreaking documentaries. Documentaries that just happen to center on retards who soil themselves.

This was gold *while fisting a goat

Nah, people just said that as a cope because they knew he was actually retarded and low IQ. Very low IQ

That's a factor, but even back when people weren't attaching their real names/faces to the trolling they'd still say "WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU CHRIS" as if yelling at him to clean his room after calling him a fag for two hours would somehow fix his life. A lot of them knew full well what they were saying was bullshit, but I think plenty of them drank the "Chris deserves it" Kool-Aid.

I'm not talking about people back in 2008 who'd justify bullying Chris by saying "yeah, but he's a racist". I'm talking more about the hysterical old ladies on Kiwi Farms and Youtube who will go on for hours about how some dork is a threat to public safety because he's got some weird fetish, or he made an edgy joke five years ago.

True, there was always an element of that there. But I think it's more intense now. As I said: look at Kiwi Farms or a video about some innocuous lolcow, those people act like they're a detective investigating some despicable crime when they talk about this stuff.

But that image also perfectly describes x.com (the everything website), reddit, youtube, tik tok and Anon Babble.

Hyuk hyuk sonichu the animated series LE EPIC TROLL JULAY!
You trannies are no better than Chris.

the fact that he still references the bear is legendary

It describes large parts of them but kiwifarms is the one specifically dedicated to it.

Yelling JULAY down the phone line to a confused Robert Chandler will always be funny.

The final vantablackpill is discovering that Bob and Barb were not just eccentric boomers but were initiates in a cult obsessed with summoning a multidimensional entity. They needed someone pure of mind, someone who could be easily molded isolated and volatile. Chris was bred just for this purpose He was sheltered and manipulated and subtly pushed into obsessing over popular media. Sonichu wasn't a product of his imagination. It was a vision of what was to come.

The trolls? Pawns of the cult, whether they knew it or not. Their torment was necessary to break down Chris' identity and will creating the perfect vessel for the entity

Picking on old people who look after their disabled son is funny