AAAAAAAAA LE CUSTOMER IS... LE ORDERING FOOD? SLIGHTLY MORE FOOD THAN NORMAL?
FUCKING CIVILIANS
AAAAAAAAA LE CUSTOMER IS... LE ORDERING FOOD? SLIGHTLY MORE FOOD THAN NORMAL?
Can I have a PBJ sandwich with the crusts cut off please? :)
Sir, the customer ordered the food
Is that all?
Well you see sir he did it at... the restaurant...
Civies will never know what it's like to have an order for 5 hamburgers come in at the same time for the same table, all with their own adjustments and different doneness, and still manage to deliver them at the same time without messing up.
I did three tours and it changed me forever.
Culina Gloria, brothers.
Worked in restaurants for 10 years, all the cooks have god complexes and think they can treat everyone around like shit with no consequences
I've never let an abusive cooks car go unkeyed
Work dish pit for a couple weeks while in college
All the kitchen staff act like Gordon Ramsey
Quit and come back and piss all over their front door while drunk
kek
what exactly is it that makes them behave this way?
Gordon Ramsey, trying to pretend their generally seen as a female work as manly like hairstylists also pretend cutting hair is punk rock too
Slava Kitcheni.
Thank you for your service
People who work low wage positions such as chefs are almost exclusively morally corrupt. They stray from God, have drug addictions, and because of that have impotent baby rage at everything. You'll see the same sort of things done by blue collar workers in their base model trucks raging on the road.
Think of it in the same vein as when you see military/police work on tv and how it's super romanticized and "badass" whilst casually dismissing all the boring, monotonous bullshit that is the reality of the job 99% of the time.
Chef they ordered a cheeseburger...
Finally a decent orde-
...with no onions
hfw
Marco Pierre White made it cool to be the kitchen world equivalent of a coked up 80s rockstar with anger issues
extremely high end restaurants exist
you know the places that’ll serve you a small piece of lamb with three pieces of lettuce and some sauce and charge you $800 for the dish
regular chefs basically do the same job, but because culturally their dish isn’t seen as luxury or high end, they don’t make the same money or prestige as the high end counterparts
they realize the absurdity of it all. There’s nothing they can do. They can’t make high end meals because of they don’t have the bullshit credentials to back it up, no one will take them seriously
So they’re stuck in a system that tells them you can literally be Gordon Ramsey but you didn’t go to the right schools so your cooking has no value. And it drives them crazy. Basically the culinary world is fake and gay.
Apparently there are minor TV celeb chefs that are even worse. Like they'd throw knives at their subordinates for petty shit.
LMAO this so much
could i substitute the french fries for onion rings
why not getr both?
I ordered something for the table
I worked as a bartender in a hotel, and the hospitality staff are one of the most retarded and agressive NPC's out there. These people never would see (much less admit) their own flaws, you couldn't turn your back for 1 minute without getting back-stabbed by one of these rascals, the male waiters all behaved like alpha wannabes, all of them had this "I'm right you're wrong" attitude and had no understanding why they keep getting into conflicts with each other every day. There was one autistic girl who got bullied restlessly by them. I still regret I havent shanked a few of them on my way out.
is it just their low iq that makes them unable to self reflect?
im going to my local Mexican take out place
I'm getting the #7
i'l have uuuuhhhhhh.... big mac
I'll have plain toast, a plain omelette, and tomatoes instead of potatoes, thanks.
compensation for the inherent knowing that their job is a woman's job.
any tard can cook, it's just throwing a piece of meat onto a hot and oiled surface and removing it after a while.
society needs men laying bricks and connecting pipes, that's real men's shit, and essential.
that why builders tend to have a much more relaxed attitude, they don't feel threatened in any way when describing what they do because they know that what they do is masculine and necessary.
no one's job is harder than mine
What about firefighters??
what about lawyers?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
have thousands of dollars worth of state-funded cuck gear vs an apron
firefighters have it so good
woman's work
fuuuuark
a world of all female lawyers
I'm not sure if it would be worse. The collective incompetence might end a lot of bullshit lawsuits.
The Bear: FIRE THE NACHOS BELLGRANDE
WHERE IS THE CAULK GUN FULL OF SOUR CREAM? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAULK GUN?
Cousin: Eyy, I got your cock gun full of sour cream right here
Head tard wrangler of a bunch of worthless barely functioning deviants, makes asking where's the butter an existential crises.
You have clearly not met many construction workers
Firefighters actually do not fight the fire, they just spray it with a hose while it burns the building down. Its about as difficult as landscaping.
my fucking face when the civvie orders some chicky nuggs with extra dipping sauce
tfw I always keep my order super simple and never complain about mess ups because I don’t wanna make anyone’s jobs harder
I’m a silent hero. No one knows the good I do.