I'm a movie star, you bitch, an artist. The people out there? They know my NAME. Who are you? Some nice French piece of ass, TV eye-candy! In 10 years you'll be dumped and the new model will be sitting there.
Think about THAT Ms. Fleury.
This interview is over!
Americans surprised not every country likes fat people
The Subway closes in 30 mins Jonah, better hurry!
Why invite him on the show? Just to laugh at him? Your all the same
Yes. Here it is tradition to laugh at fat people, shame them, and get them to repent for their sins(eating like a fat pig)
I read this in a heavy french accent.
Ornella bursts into laughter as Jonah struggles to waddle off stage
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
what am I, your pimp?
literally no coming back from this, he would've destroyed her
fat
I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE
WHO ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? SITTING HERE IN THIS AIR CONN'D STUDIO TALKING IN YOUR EURO ASS LANGUAGE WITH YOUR STINKING FRENCH ARMPITS
I CAN SMELL YOU FROM RIGHT HERE, YOU FRENCH PEOPLE AND YOUR WEIRD BATH CULTURE, WHY DO YOU NO SHOWER EVERY DAY? TAKE A FUCKING BATH YOU STINKING PIG
YOU'RE A NO TALENT NOBODY
sounding mad crybaby outburst
this was more or less what he actually did. that didn't work very well. it's unwinnable, face it
Has anyone tried AI for a response?
We've had our best guys on it for months. We're making some solid progress but nothing concrete to share yet. Will keep you posted
kek
8 years ago
"how much for 2 hours?"
*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
how did you get that drawing? did you draw it yourself or ask ai to do it?
Jonah did you clog our toilet in the breakroom restroom?
Somebody's a little hangry, huh?
This guy was actually reasonable in an interview I heard, completely ruined the fun.
"u mad bro? xD"
More than two subway sandwiches jonah
You want a snickers bar, eh slim?
Pretty sure a random anon drew/traced that years before AI images were a thing...
WE NEED MORE TIME PLEASE
This was solved a long time ago
zoomers can't even fathom oc
Grim
I only brought enough for me
We're loved Joneheads
This... This could work.
Running it through the simulator now
Ok so as soon as her first titty popped out he started prematurely ejaculating. Ornella said "I bet that's the first orgasm you have that didn't involve a sandwich" which enraged Jonah and he fell over and accidentally shot his dick off.
Back to the drawing board
Dang...so close bros. We'll get that bitch one day. I just know it.
Ever since doing this I just do whatever french women ask of me, I'm terrified.
We're overthinking it guys. Just hide in the parking lot and choke her to death when she's going to her car
Run the simulation again damnit
deal! meet me outside later.
but the cum soaked ricochet goes into her womb and begins a beautiful friendship based on children.
”Okay Jonah, as long as you don’t start taking YOUR clothes off!”
Just let it go.
I was always curious how this fat talentless jew got an acting career then I heard that Harvey Weinstein said Jonah was the best piece of ass he ever had on his casting couch.
Then it all made sense.
Trust me Jonah, I know youre a "star" from your gravitational pull!
even the most normal person can lose a hinge once in a while and get lost in the sauce
I guess stabbing natives and running over them with cars isn't considered a sin in Frenchland
Hey, lady, I'm not your agent
Based.
Did he really said that? Link?
Why didn't he just act confused and force her to explain the joke, killing the momentum? Would've made her look rude and she'd reiterate what a whore she is for celebrities.
That would make him look dumb.
Acts like she's listening intently
Waits for him to stop talking and for there to be silence for a few seconds
...
"MMMMMBOY ARE YOU FAT!"
Crowd erupts in laughter at Jonah
He starts farting and crying uncontrollably as he waddles as fast as he can out of the studio and everyone throws rotten vegetables at him
Did she really said that?
Yeah. Jonuh was shidding and farding in the studio.
I'm a movie star
Kek
honestly better than what Anon Babble has cone up with
Those are all fucking terrible. Even supercomputers can't make Jonah win.
Undercooked
the only reasonable response would have been to just say something like ''that was weird, anyyyway, I'm here promoting my new movie wardogs, its gonna be in theatres on so and so...
"you're too old for them"
"I'm not your pimp"
"pardon? i didn't hear you"
The only reasonable response would be to look her in the eyes with pure fury and quietly whisper "Omae wa mou shendirou" and then cut her into a dozen pieces with his katana and instant transmission across the room and say "heh, baka" before moonwalking out of the studio.
Wardogs? By the looks of you I'd have figured you were here promoting Hotdogs.
*inhales*
NEEEEEEEEEED
*inhales*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
*inhales*
T-*dies of obstructed airway with subway footlong*
He legitimately can't win.
Qu-est-ce que c'est?
You sure look like a blimp.
test
test completed
Subway is the lowest of fast food.
I've got body built for radio.
Kek, pretty funny. If you can't beat them, join them.
MORE TIME.
Pensive Jonah
Please just leave Jonah alone.
Not all of us think 'foot long' when we open our mouths honey. I know thats how you got this part but it's not how I got mine.
HEY YOU FRENCH WHORE YO! I'M SKINNY NOW!
WILL YOU FUCK ME NOW?
forgot pic
he's a manic schizo - he won't shut the fuck up he runs off