Jon Hamm
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LETS FUCKING GO COMMENT HERE NOWWWW YEAAAAH!!!
New York is so le quirky
jesus loves you
I WANNA LAY IN BED WITH JANE WICKLINE AND HOLD HER AND MAKE HER FEEL LOVED
Did you guys know about his controversy with his frat hazing scandal as a teen?
is mad men actually a good show and worth watching
i don't get this guy's appeal. your aunt wants to fuck him? he's not that funny
Kieran Culkin?
Jon Hamm. He went too far in a hazing ritual in college.
Did he go too far or was the nerd we were hazing a pussy who couldn't handle his beer
Yes
He held a claw hammer to a kids bare testicles and walked him around like a pet
SNL is thinking of Anon Babble.
He took a claw hammer to the testicles of a young man
Here we go, another stock sketch.
was this rehearsed? the delivery is awful
I'm Japanese
Link?
Tough titties, don't let people haze you.
Man I guess I haven't seen Jon Hamm in awhile. He looks noticeably old.
konichiwa arigato nippon san
he is in therapy now bro. all is good.
This delicious.....alternative
lol the cue card switch was slow
Lizzo requested ham to be there. The producers just got confused
please dont destroy made the show this week
Lets go
Did anyone see these guy's movie, The Treasure of Faggy Mountain, I watched it it wasn't bad.
Pizza :)
Ayyyyyy
Holy shit typing a captcha every goddamn time is annoying.
Hawaiian pizza is bad
Wtf this is just the same thread twice lmao
SNL Anon Babble is in shambles
Yes.
Benson Boone has to be a homosexual
I used to make livewatch threads before the 15 min timer was implemented.
the goddamn chunks of pineapple are cold or lukewarm at best and wet, you bite into them they leak, who the fuck wants that on a delicious hot pizza?
Lizzo requested ham to be there
that's stupid. i love it
First laugh of the night from him firing his gun into the air
No stupid. This is the exclusive live watch thread. Now show us your all exclusive VIP invitation pass or I'll have to ask you to leave.
I thought he was very good at Coachella but then like you I got sad because I wish there was any straight guys left in music outside of country and rap.
Retards like my sister
Heads up Chloe Simps:
Hulu is airing the movie Summer of 69 on May 9th. Chloe Fineman plays Santa Monica, an exotic dancer hired by an awkward high schooler to help seduce her lifelong crush before graduation. Santa Monica“a talented dancer with a wild side” offers the high schooler a “crash course on confidence” that leads to them forging an unlikely friendship.
So, School of Rock but a stripper and since it's Hulu no tits.
Or maybe he's just a fan of Freddie Mercury
Imagine watching present day SNL. No excuse unless you know one of the cast members personally. It's some of the shittiest comedy and most subversive media ever aired.
More like Bendoverson.
this is actually a cast member only party so i'm gonna need to see YOUR invitation or we'll have to ban you
kek
The last time Amy Schumer hosted I took a shitload of shrooms and livewatched on Anon Babble and laughed my ass off at the insults y'all were slinging
I see 50 of these comments every fucking thread. Are you all 1 person or are you just all so fucking unoriginal?
fake game show concept usually works, let's see if they fuck it up
noooooo stop subverting meeeeee
lol
Me
I bought $94 worth of potato chips for my entertainment binging this weekend, my life is out of control.
The farts ruined it
Thats not a lot of chips for an adult sized male.
details
One anon. He's mentioned he's trans and has a verbal abuse fetish. Real creepy guy.
About fucking time they parody white lotus
Oh Trump again. How refreshing.
Scarlett is hot
fuck this mods can you just make us a proper thread and connect all the loose threads? this is so lame like 2 posts every 5 minutes.
you faggots deserve no recognition
/wlg/ bros where we at
t. demoralized
fiftieth time the writers imply money is now gone from America
On track to giving tonight a 3/10.
was that scarjo?
This is the only thread as far as I'm concerned. Its the OFFICIAL live watch thread.
bucktoothed britbong sherm
my heart
By television? I'm not a child.
YOURE POOR YOURE POOR YOURE POOR YOURE POOR
Yes
hooks your balls with a hammer-claw
not so tough now, huh funny guy?
I got 18 ounce bags of fritos (2 bags), doritos (4 bags), popcorners (4 bags), bugles (2 bags), plain lays (2 bags), and sour cream and onion (2 bags).
Jon Hamm is the best host in years
Tariff jokes are hard to write I guess but they feel the obligation to do them. I like how tariffing China a lot is like metaphorically shooting Uncle Sam in the head.
pretty good sketch
too bad beck will fall out of a window and die now
Does this make sense if you've watched White lotus?
Yes
Jon looks different than I remember
Migrating from the Cubs game. What’d I miss? The cubs game was hilarious, probably way funnier than SNL tbdesu
two 30 packs of of those children sized chips? thats a normal amount of snacking for an average adult
That was kino. Good episode so far.
She can host my kids in her belly if you know what I mean.
They need to get that good coke like they had in the 70's again.
jizzo for lizzo
Yeah
the only people who aren't panicking about the stock market are poor and eat ramen noodles
This isn't even comic writing. Not even an attempt really. Just a bad episode so far.
5/10 so far.
Is she some kind of demonic creature that can absorb children?
Goddamn... did they make up those phony names for next week's show on the spot, or what?
so then business as usual
imma head out for a cigarette this shit is awful
Sigh audience mixed too loud again, can't hear the performers
Jon Hamm
Lizzo
I saw this in my guide and thought for sure it was a rerun. How embarrassing.
they're laying the black pill on pretty hard
Nah but if you inject her with sperm she can make you some kids.
Ladies and gentleman the various stages of obesity in black women choir
HOLY SHIT LIZZO WENT ROCK OPERA
sorry to be so excited.
There's a fat Jimi Hendrix joke here somewhere.
Yeah man we really have no fight in us China knows us too well because of TikTok.
Okay NOW I'm demoralized.
you'd think with all the $$$ piggo has made she'd get some better liposuction done
She's on a roll
No, I mean she's literally rolling around the stage
Does her shirt say something about tariffs? Jesus, we get it.
kek
Not so slimmy Hendrix
She's like Meat Loaf's black sister Fried Catfish.
kek
Kek, this is it
Drank? How about a salad
shes got lunch lady arms
How long is this fucking song?
The more weight she loses the less she can lean on the joke of "fat chick who acts like a she's a sexy diva 100 lbs lighter than she really is".
When you're actually flirting with hotness that same act comes across as crass instead of funny.
If she was an American Idol or AGT contestant she would be voted off in the first couple weeks.
So uh is China and tiktok bad but tariffs in China is... also somehow bad?
I stopped listening to what anyone is saying about the world at this point. The Bible is the truth.
Bingo Wings.
I don't need water I need a milkshake
completely mogs chappel roan’s performance
unless she gets miracle surgery that gets rid of all the flap then she wont reach that point
Remember when lizzo used to post her fat naked ass all over social media
Based, fuck that bitch
Pity post for Sarah Simps. Oh, and someone put up yet another SNL thread. So, there's 4 or 5 now.
We know it's bad lmfao
she'll do it
100 lbs
bitch was like 400 lbs legit
i for one welcome british sherm
How many goddamn tariff jokes are they gonna make tonight?
Keep up the good work
I went to high school with her lol her porn name is Marisol Price. Used to tie me up with jump rope in grade school. I have fetishes now.
She’s an farm girl Italian bro, not NYC Jewish
the politics and news comedy show is making jokes about politics and news!!!!!1!1!1!!
surprised Mike Myers hasn't showed up as Elon yet
Taylor Swift got veneers as a kid
I thought it was a sketch comedy show.
sarah sherman was still hot with her fake teeth in the sketch earlier
Free Taiwan.
bowen does a bit on update
confirmed bad episode
I got another gig besides Shrek! Wohooo!
bowen yang is the most consistent cast member. he's literally never funny
He goes out of his element and plays a sassy gay man
His entire gimmick is that he’s gay
Are they shilling for China?
Bowen's aight. Stop hating.
it would be so much funnier if a straight guy was doing his characters
China is stronger than us you guys they can endure more pain
Okay.
I don't care. Also this isnt funny. America is the biggest economy on earth. An hour and a half of dick sucking China to own Trump.
2/10 episode.
China won unironically though
That one chick is the least funny of the current cast. Not Jane Wickline, the other one.
Butthurt chuds watching snl every weekend stays funny
Yes
They have to. Hollywood needs China to to start importing their slop again.
a company on China did a thing
LITERALLY
OBSESSED. Writers are just letting the algorithm of their current browser tab show them what topics to cover this week lmao
Overly long weekend segment. Next sketch better be fucking worth it.
Sherman?
Yes, but it's extremely slow at times
The Luigi eyebrows joke went over the audience’s head. Literally memory holed Luigi so hard
a straight guy doing gay jokes is funny. a gay guy doing gay jokes is just like...ok?
holy shit this is painfully unfunny.
No way. Roan had probably the most hyped performance in the shows history. It was one of the best moments in SNL this decade.
No, she's funny. Ashley Padilla was the one I was thinking of.
Capitalism is good actually
Every so often he's funny when he's working with Squirm, not with that midwife he reprised two eps ago but this was one of the funniest promos they've done in a while
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they clearly have nothing. hamm doesn't give a shit and lizzo is just going to pretend to play guitar again. this is all they have. there's probably another character coming up next
Roan had probably the most hyped performance in the shows history.
lurk more
CARE ABOUT THING
anon has never heard of thick middle eastern eyebrows
When will Sarah be back
Comedy AIDS
next character is sarah
based as fuck
Ms Squirm looking scrumptious in that accountant getup
the hot one?
Three update guests?
Sherman didn't get to roast him last week but can tonight
Based
mmmm sarah bimbo, and a rare type too
SNL probably the #1 bimbo show these days
Anon Babble is full of people that actually watch SNL
Explains a lot
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SARAH GODDESS IS ON SCREEN
I just wanna see her naked with that necklace and earrings.
Sarah and Heidi are the hottest of the moment, not including ScarJo honorary cast member.
Gee Bill your mom let's you have THREE unfunny guests?!
this is actually a very gilda radner type of bit
you 70s fags wouldn't even know that tho
Epstein joke kek
putting her head through the set was good. SNL isn't complete shit
The UK healthcare chick is kind of hot.
I am ready to sign the papers giving USA over to China and they will get the entire thing for free. SNL is right, I'm done.
She is the only reason to watch
They've just outright been saying money is now gone. Since minute one the cold open, there's no actual joke. Just insisting money has actually evaporated is kind of funny because it's such an exaggeration but after the fifth time it's obvious they want people to believe this. That's not comedy anymore it'd just straight up propagandaslop.
The last time I was this disinterested was when they were doing literal zoom call episodes because of covid.
Anon Babble is full of people who watch television instead of streamslop
Then watch something else, my god
Operation Mockingbird
oh wow bowen's gay in this sketch and that's his entire character? what a surprise
Babies don’t come from bussies
redhead Heidi
que the cum
Dollars to donuts Bowen Yang wrote this so he could play gay with Jon Hamm.
Literally without fail. It would honestly be kinda funny if they tried making him like a super straight chud or something
THIS is what we waited through that long-ass update for?!
kek
So foine.
Sarah Shoiman is so foine.
Should have swapped Mikey and Bowen's roles in this sketch.
God Sarah is so hot
You're acting like SNL is the only thing to watch on TV. There's a world of shows and odd channels broadcasting all variety of shit and you choose a painfully unfunny skit comedy show that overstayed it's welcome about 15 years ago
Hamm is very stilted tonight
Lizzo
What the fuck am I watching?
oh ffs chappelle again, already? shan't be watching
shut up faggot
wtf was that
Very pedestrian episode- let's face it, even though it's now over this whole season has centered around the 50th Anniversary special and how much longer can this (((NBC))) property last, really
Seethe and obsess about one man for 9 years
no YOURE butthurt
Okay great. I don't even vote lmao
i can't remember the sketch but last season i'm pretty sure he played just a normal fucking guy and killed. i guess i shouldn't hate on him so much as the writers
I would sex every one of those women making faux fellatio with pieces of spicy fried chicken
The segment was cut from dress rehearsal last week, idk when it was better than the ones that aired
well it’s a rerun
Sarah Simp CARE package
time for lizzo to pretend to play instruments again. ill brb
if they tried making him like a super straight chud
They have a couple of times.
Tf did you just say to me?
BOOBA
Bimbos. So hot right now.
they just don't know how much shows like that hurt their image
STILL NOT WATCHING
Ironically. The joke was "this faggot can't be straight"
I thought Mikey's character would let slip they actually use his anus for anal in the sketch, not sure they need four people playing the straight man (heh) role throughout the entire sketch
yuck you can see her gunt
is that tonight's musical guest?
fuck what is this song sample
this is karaoke tier
EGGS ARE 1,290 DOLLARS A CARTON
checks price
OKAY BUT
GASOLINE IS
checks price
UHHH.
BIDEN DID THAT.
I miss Mickey
WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN?
Don't you dare tell me what to do.
Those arm flaps
How did she strip in Anora more comfortably than she danced here?
Suits was not that good
Hotel rooms are a very comfy environment to watch SNL in. I wonder how many other guests are tuning in tonight as well
They had a sketch about him hitting and quitting all the women on SNL ends with him playing XBOX before leaving right after sex lmao
SNL, even the pre-tapes, moves at a rapid pace. You don't get many retakes.
Demi should have won the Oscar
see
HIV
Is that Jordan Schlansky from Conan in the tv?
interracial friends
STOP TALKING LIKE THIS
Please SNL it's 2025. This is boomer shit.
Dang Sarah’s in like every sketch. Sarah Simpson were eating good tonight
they didn't give the autistic girl any lines this week
i know she usually bombs but she deserves a chance
conspicuous use of extras in that sketch
nah the "oh-oh-oh-oh" part in the chorus
it kinda sounded like faithfully by journey but I dont think that's it
You mean my wife Jane Wickline, I'm just happy to see her, lines or no lines.
Herpes commercial was kinda funny
Based. Love hotel kino times. Deserves its own thread really.
literally went straight into a vraylar commercial over here
Yea first winner of the night.
Slow-mo herpes Sarah and Heidi cutes
Could have called it HerPause I guess, sounds menopausal though
Yeah exactly prices are objectively going down and so is inflation but liberals are big believers in this "tariffs cause runaway inflation which kills us all" when Trump did it before I think it went up a whopping 0.1% with China tariffs.
Bussy
How did you escape your containment board?
im cheering for her. they threw her in the prerecorded shit this week, its obvious they're trying to keep her out of the live stuff
He is reading those cue cards really hard
Ashley always makes boob jokes.
It's hard to remember
terrible. what is john hamm even promoting? why was he even hosting?
Heidi is a tryhard. I'm over her.
Some new streaming show
Alright I'm done whining. 6/10 episode.
But DESERVES 3/10 and it knows why. It knows what it did.
Lizza does look much healthier ngl
one o' these days may hop on the ozempic train myself when enough time has passed to make sure it doesn't make your balls rot off
Late to the party, just got home and started watching. I haven't really participated in news or politics in a decade, I'm just watching because of some schadenfreude thing with Jon Hamm. He wants so desperately to be a funny guy, it's kinda like Steve Carrell wanting to be a serious actor. Fascinating and hilarious to watch. But where are these prices coming from? Are they national averages and skewed by cities or something? Because I live in west Oregon, which isn't the cheapest place to live, but the numbers they are throwing out are way higher than what I I saw grocery shopping just yesterday.
What were they right about?
Hot-damn, full credit crawl
Whose face was on Sarah's shirt in the goodbyes?
3 weeks until new SNL
3 weeks until more sherm kino
i'm not gonna make it bros
lol she played a theater kid who Will Ferrels teacher just hated for some reason
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One of my favorite sketched ever and was cut.
idk but it said WHY underneath the picture
are the SNL endings completely awkward after the cameras are off where the band just suddenly stops playing and they tell the audience to gtfo?
Great episode
george floyd
Listened to the radio show that talked about it on spotify
Apparently it's constantly out of stock and costs a fortune. Most people who are thinking about doing it don't realize how hard it is to even acquire
Yeah but if you start feeling bored feel free to just skip ahead in the episode until something interesting starts happening. I do this with movies I've already seen too, watched the first gladiator and just skipped past every scene where Russell crowe wasn't involved.
fuck off jon hamm
they do that weird hugging shit and then they go off and have a party. its called a curtain call. everyone is still in "stage mode" during the awkward hug moment but then they go somewhere and let loose.
And hug naked
And smooch
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Baby Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one --- woooo
more like cocaine and weed but yeah some of them probably hump
SQUIRM STATUS, SISTERS?
I get that... but they way the tv audience always sees SNL end must be completely different than the live audience being told 'okay, shows over, gtfo' right as the music abruptly ends... the tv audience is given the impression the band plays on for a long time during a long extended curtain call, and yet it's anything but that.
black widow has shown up multiple times this season, is she trying to force her way into a job now that marvel is done with her? scarjo on SNL wouldnt be the worst idea
Mlady carried another ep
can we post ai nudes of the cast here or will jannies get mad?
she lives in NYC and is married to Colin Jost. She is their female Alec Baldwin
scarjo on SNL wouldnt be the worst idea
she has hosted multiple times and her episodes were some of the best
there's like 200 people in the room who gives a shit. they get a million views on every sketch. most of the people that see SNL live are friends of the cast too. they don't give a shit about the audience
she ate
We're off until May. Here's a little sumtin to hold you over.
That's not what happens. It's not as abrupt as that. Also the people in the SNL audience are savvy and know when it's time to leave.
You know Heidi must have loved having those.
Also they catalog every single prosthetic and wig so there is a numbered plastic bag in Studio 8H with Heidi's fake boobs.
20 years between Jack Black episodes
15 years between Jon Hamm episodes
No wonder the show has sucked
Hamm is an enigma. He could've spent the rest of his life being typecast as a dark brooding, aloof sex icon, but refuses it. Maybe that's because he really is a nerdy dorky dude. If that's the case, he is a great actor, for his portrayal of Don Draper. It means he was actually acting. But if that's the case, he shouldn't have to try so hard to be funny, he should play into his acting abilities. His role in Fargo is a great example. If he would take more roles like that, he could break into comedy, but for some reason he is dead set on being a slap stick zany funny guy, and I truly can't understand why.
He could have been Batman.
a dark brooding, aloof sex icon
Christian Bale has never hosted Saturday Night Live
i think they should get more comedians to host. actors can read the cue cards and shit but they could get actual funny people to host and it would be way better. imagine lisa gilroy or adam ray doing SNL. it would be unhinged and hilarious. SNL is cool because it's "live" but its so rehearsed and gay they should just try to make it funny and chaotic instead of this fucking cookie cutter show that's been around for 50 years. they're proud it's 50 years old but it shouldn't even exist honestly. a guy in a goblin mask on youtube is way better than this show. stop getting john hamm and lizzo and shit and get funny people to host the show. look how much better it is with jack black or shane gillis. also fire some of the cast members. you know who
Probably some guilt shit with his past history. I don't get it either. Maybe its an ego thing. Idk why he tries so hard to be this ridiculous funny man, when he has had plenty of hilarious roles. Even outside his type cast playing juxtaposition for laughs. But Fletch didn't work out, this SNL show didn't work out. Dude, you're not that guy. The pizza cop skit would've worked so much better with a different guy. Hamm should've been the dude who ordered the Hawaiian pizza.
He could've been bruce Wayne, but never batman. Which is why it never happened.
I need more pics of her frozen with her mouth open
Maybe he really is the dark, brooding, aloof guy and he wants to get away from that, especially after playing Draper. There are a few rumors of him being an asshole aside from the hazing incident
Being a good comedian doesn't always translate to sketch, Chris Rock isn't a great host despite being a former cast member
i was batman for halloween. anybody can be batman. bruce is the hard part
SNL tries to put the host in as many sketches as they can. However, with the current drought of recurring characters like Coneheads or the Making Copies guy there's not much else up there for variety.
And the lack of their music videos isn't helping either.
well the names i threw out in that post are all amazing at sketch. adam ray as DR. phil? john goblikon? lisa should be a cast member but you guys hired that tall autistic girl instead.
Hamm should've been the dude who ordered the Hawaiian pizza.
Him trying to act like a teenage girl is cringe. Both that sketch and the opening with Culkin. And he can't blame it on "everyone sees you as Don Draper". Mad men ended 10 years ago, half of snls audience is youtube clips and highlights. Why you are pushing so hard to be this funny guy is wild. And he is pushing for it. Announcing he has hosted 4 times now, with however many cameos. Weird cry for "please think I'm funny". Dude, you can be hilarious, but you are not that guy.
You should read up on the history of SNL. SNL has hate big name comedians for a while now. Decades. They write their own monolauge, and also tend to shit all over the sketches they are supposed to participate in, which upsets the writers room. And as another anon pointed out, the host is expected to be a part of most of the sketches. But a lot of these comedians, will say "that's not funny, I'm not doing that."