Black Mirror

Drinks piss for his wife

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she was gonna die chud
once the world collapses and we all get sent to serfdom in the technofeudalist hellworld youll be drinking far worse to keep your mother alive

drink piss to fuck rashida jones? you better believe it.

Doesnt do any research before signing her up to a life altering procedure

gets angry and demands everything for free

Why are Americans like this?

She's slowly evolving into Ashiggydooloo

Entitlement and low IQ

Qrd?

knows people from work watch the site

takes amsk of to dildo himself

I would drink her piss without needing much convincing

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I didn’t understand the ending

he mentioned a special request, I guessed some kind of snuff shit seeing as she was going to die anyway

Keep raising prices but offer free trial of plus as a taste

Rashida enjoys pleasure center increasing 100x

Eventually can't pay and starts prostituting herself

I honestly thought that's where it was going.

he wasn't American

this

She could have opened an OF or becoming a cam whore. But I assume the criticism of muh evil capitalism can't go that far. Curious.

Are the new ones good

One episode I thought was good, Thronglets. Rest was shite mostly

wot if your brain was a subscription service

Why didnt they just buy the lux version and then turn all her skills to max and use them to get a better job?

This

uss callister sequel

How much more betrayal can I take?
I guess they decided to drop the whole red mirror shit too.

In a few months Rivermind common TOS changes and the name is now Rivermind cum in. You can subscrbe and low tier Rivermind sluts start flirting with you. Makes you feel wanted. Once that started people got rivermind GFs that sat spouting ads or sleeping constantly buying fucky-time cards that they swipe in their foreheads. It's a little expensive but it's the only way to dump a load in her where she'll realize what happened.
The trick is edging all day in your Alexa and then paying 95cents fo her to swallow your cum. Done right if feels like endless cum swallowing and mysteriously aching holes.

Yeah, the guy was a fucking idiot. Were we supposed to be rooting for these 2 two? They deserved everything they got.

I never noticed Hangman when she played in the first two episodes. I just wrote her off as low-rent troi standin.

But after watching penguin and this episode I am going back and appreciating her. So weird playing a role like that is like wearing a puppet person costume You don't see the person you see the role if you're not looking for the person.

It feels broken to think that way but that's brains for ya

The eulogy one fucking messed me up. I still need to watch the rest.

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HOLY SHIT THAT'S RASHIDA JONES?
I was not ready for that walling. I've seen this screenshot three times over the past couple of days and didn't recognize her

Kinda weird how they never even consider the onlyfans/whore option in the episode.

I thought she was just someone who looked a bit like her.

have you ever loved someone other than yourself?

every episode has a female lead

Doubt

Chris odowd in anything outside of the it crowd looks out of place

do you think anyone would pay for Rashida's only fan? she is 50

It's just Netflix in general.
It's very rare to have a black villain. I was genuinely surprised the black woman in Common People was the antagonist.

Eulogy doesn't. But then again it's about a man realizing he was the speech of shit and his ex-girlfriend was kween.

Denise Richards has one and she's over 50

She does?? I gotta pirate that shit

Her friend, Tori Spelling, later admitted to subscribing with a pseudonymous account and spending over $400 on content and tips in two days

Wtf?

I really want to believe the plot of Hotel Reverie (where they digitally replace a white 1940's lead actor with a black lesbian who is completely out of place and can't act) is supposed to be ironic, but i don't think the writers are self aware.

It's inconsistent

She wasn't fat or nonbinary so I'm not sure how much either

He's a retard:

Didn't look up if alternatives exist before agreeing to a huge life-altering procedure

Didn't consult anyone (professionals, friends/family, people who've been in similar situations) before agreeing to a huge life-altering procedure

Didn't look up terms and conditions before agreeing to a huge life-altering procedure

After Rivermind started changing shit he never sought out legal support

Didn't look online for others in the same boat

Didn't try any form of activism, petitions etc

Didn't see if there was any illegal workaround if there was no legal recourse

Would rather degrade himself on the internet on a site he knows his colleagues watch, rather than ask his friends or family for financial help

Didn't seek out financial assistance from charities or government programmes either

Didn't consider any other career options for himself or his wife

Never considered going somewhere cheaper, renting out his place, getting a roommate etc

Ended up murdering his wife and probably ending up in prison or getting the death sentence, when he could have just came back to the room a minute later to find her resting peacefully

Or alternatively they could have agreed to a painless suicide whilst her Rivermind has pain turned off

Yeah I hated that too. They should have raised the possibility of him being cut and pasted in the new server without admin permissions imo. It would be realistic that he would be willing to give up admin permissions for freedom after being forced to do nothing but admin a server for centuries in total solitude.

It would have raised a real moral conundrum for Nanette, and either option she took would be more satisfying than what we got. Either she'd leave him trapped, showing she's just as bad as the original Daley (as like him, she'd be letting a digital clone suffer due to the bad actions of the original), or she'd bring him with her and he'd get a second chance. Making him evil was lazy and unrealistic.

I just don't know what is benefit of it.
Wouldn't it be easier just deepfake it?

Yeah but why did he go through with it after killing her? He could have just killed himself not on camera.

Yeah, it’s not like he needs the money anymore if he’s going to kill himself

Also should add this one to the "He's a retard" list:
The implications of that ability to raise skills weren't explored at all. If it were real then even people with healthy brains would be getting Rivermind to get an edge over everyone else, until so many people have it that it basically becomes a requirement to have one in order to have a chance of getting a job or a relationship.

Satan, what are you doing here?

Why didn’t he just let her fucking die? I understand she’s your wife and you love her but damn… at the end all of his suffering wasn’t worth shit

Yeah he should have just read the script is he stupid or something?

In pretty much all episodes in the later seasons, it feels like they shy away from the actual worst things that could happen with the technology. Especially sex related. Probably scared of the "you should never write racism/sexual assault in media" crowd. This is why one of my favorite episodes ever is 15 Million Merits. Didn't shy away from it, and made it tastefully tragic.

liked 4 and 2. but most people just like 4

the story was about how under a system where things that are necessary for having a normal life like medical care the system is set up in a way that's socialism for the rich only

You retards are still watching black mirror in 2025?

Would rather degrade himself on the internet on a site he knows his colleagues watch, rather than ask his friends or family for financial help

This is the biggest one for me. I feel like most people's families would be willing to chip in between themselves if the alternative would mean their sister/daughter/aunt etc would be dead otherwise. Even if they wouldn't, he'd at least have them know and understand if she had to die in the future.

I'd be livid I was her brother or Father and I found out he went ahead and installed Rivermind on my sister/daughter without telling me first, and then let her die unnecessarily rather than giving me the opportunity to help out. Especially considering it wouldn't even be that expensive if the cost was shared amongst a pool of people who cared for her.

* I'd be livid if I was her brother or Father

not ep 4. 4 is the best one too

wow... that's like really heckin deep...

in your bussy

it's not which is what it's embarrassing the average poster on Anon Babble didn't understand it so they say nostalgia critic style nitpicks

The one percent... like... owns stuff dude

only cucks with humiliation kink watch this show

why keep replying and showing you don't understand what you're reading? is this the famous indian courage i hear about?

Time for today's system-approved, FAANG-produced, advertiser-supported social commentary

did grok type that for you?

He an heroed at the end right?. He was holding like a box cutter.?

boot up Netflix™ Premium Plus app

Select my heckin serious social commentary from the Netflix™ menu

Sit through a couple Hershey's™ Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips® ads

Show finally starts

Now this is subversive. The one percent are terrified of what this show might say...

here it is, yeah it was a boz cutter

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Anon Babblespeak

Him doing a bing bing wahoo would have been a more kino ending.

Not an argument

Neither are the posts those posts are replying to.

Hey by all means keep enjoying your commodified rebellion. Pick up a Rage Against the Machine album while you're at it.

Not sure what point you're trying to make. Seems like you're just genuinely offended someone said something bad was bad.

WOT IF THERE WAS A MANDELA EFFECT MACHINE AND SOMEBODY USED IT TO HARASS THEIR HIGH SCHOOL BULLY

BUT IT AFFECTS EVERYONE AROUND THEM TOO

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

JUST MAKE IT SUPERNATURAL

Sounds cool

I assumed you were just sidestepping the argument because thinking about the fact that your Serious Dissident TV show was actually created by W-2 employees in a conference room in a hundred billion dollar media conglomerate's office tower, then approved by Fortune 500 advertisers, made you uncomfortable.

But if you genuinely can't discern the point I'm making then you're just low IQ. No point continuing the conversation.

still no argument or point just projects

I don't think you know what "projects" means

sidesteps

says others are actually doing it

does it again

Is that man treating vidja characters badly?! Oh my heckin science, somebody stop him!!!

Yeah this is pretty much the caliber of argument I'd expect from a 2025 black mirror enjoyer

Enjoy your show, hopefully the fifth round of rewrites ordered Pepsico's brand awareness team don't change the next episode's message too much.

Actually a based statement. Next they should have street executions for people who don't return their shopping carts.

Black woman is the bully

Suddenly shes the good guy because shes black and now queen of the universe

This episode made no sense.
Also everyone on reddit is saying Verity was racist. Wtf she was literally bullied lmao

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dis yt bitch done cry when I yellin at her

she a raysis

Naw it's coo, the Throngs are gonna save us.

Why do people put up with this? I genuinely cannot imagine having to deal with niggers in my day-to-day life.

not just killing the CEO of that company

He truly is retarded.

IT'S LIKE A HECKING NETFLIX SUBSCRIMPTIONARINO

bri*ish writers

It’s terrible and you start hating your job and out in less and less effort while eventually switching jobs

meth damon is thin again?

turn all her skills to max

you can only turn one on at the time, and they aren't magic, just basic skills, not matrix-style download knowledge and expertise

What skill would you turn on to get what better job?

The problem with arsenal is they always try and walk it in

Shoulda paid for the ad free subscription

It's not relatable because it's just all over the place in its writing and tone, with odd writing choices for pricing and character motivations and agency, with no clear real life equivalent.
I suppose the closest one would be life saving medicine in the US but it's netflix-style subscription instead.
Pic related executed the concept much better.

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I AM A NICE GUY

Instantly does something bad

You just know it was written by a woman's hand.

this is not allowed in america

Pic related executed the concept much better.

No it didn't fuck you justin

People used to be pretty self-reliant with their own farms as a source of food, then industrialization happened and now most people need a job so they can buy food from stores. You want food? You do what your boss tells you. You want to stay boss? You do what the shareholders tell you.