How do you respond without getting the ick?

How do you respond without getting the ick?

women hate you not wasting money on slop media and pirating

women hate you not knowing every retarded celebrity gossip like the back of your hand

women hate you eating healthy and taking care of your body and not consuming McDonald's all the live long day

I'm starting to think God cursed us with these beings.

I thought this nigga got canceled for beating his gf

steak with a chicken salad, two potatoes, salmon, and a side of more chicken

What the fuck is this order?

we forgave him

I simply cannot watch anything with that zesty nigger.

even if you have to eat this much as a bodybuilder, wouldn't you just have a normal meal for your date and eat more later just to be less socially awkward and save some money?

LOL that is now niggers are with waitstaff it is comical.

literally what was the problem with this?

2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Once he got dropped by Marvel we decided he was Based & Redpilled for doing that.

I wrote this guy off but this movie looks like actual kino

He's a body builder so he's protein maxing although I don't think I'd do that on a first date.

bodybuilders are also massive homosexuals, so he's probably doing a straight for pay date with this dumb white woman who just wanted to get dicked.

Last night's thread with the gymcel roiding out was kino.

if you watch this movie you have no principles and can hardly be called a man at all

Just so you know, I have to eat A LOT of protein for my workout lol - so get whatever you want!

This is how a non-autist would handle this situation

Seeing some of these scenes and I can see why its referred as Black Joker. I should catch it sometime.

youtu.be/0lVq8nUvbJs?si=lOgj_XeOnf7W6jay

Blacks love powertripping and half baked schemes, especially at restaurants. My guess is he's making a nonsense order so he can say they didn't do it right to try to get the food for free.

eat more later

you're right, except for this part
you eat before
if she wants to fuck after dinner, you won't have your change to eat your proper meal

God didn't curse us, he simply punished us for letting that dumb broad Eve waltz around and get tempted and shit. If Adam had his bitch in check we'd all be in paradise rn.

bingo

cursed to death and hell for eternity because one ape got fooled

What a loving God.

To be fair, the reason she's initially freaked out is because it's their first date and he casually mentions mid laughter that his mother was murdered by his father and she looks like her.

Nigger doesn't like carbs?

My guess is he's making a nonsense order so he can say they didn't do it right to try to get the food for free.

Yes, pure niggerdom.

He dindu nuffin.

yeah this is the answer

His mother looks like a blonde White woman, seems legit.

i dont think thats the case here though, i think hes just autistic and neurotic because hes a bodybuilder

well he did but then the video came out and it was an insane over exaggeration. at least as far as im aware, not sure if there were any other videos besides that one of them running on a sidewalk

The issue isn't the amount of food he's ordering, it's the exact rambling specifications. If he had of just said "salmon, steak, chicken, & potatoes" it would have been completely fine with the woman.

Watch the movie you low income spic

If I'm him in this situation I just hand her a piece of paper with everything written, telling the waitress that I saw the menu before I came in and I know what I want. Shows that you are organized and well prepared as well as not taking up too much of her time.

From all the clothing and lighting choices and general aesthetic I thought this flick took place in the early 90s or something, but he talks about some fictional guy who won in 2015. Very jarring

Let's be real, there are no real consequences for blacks in America.

No, I don't think I will.

This and also because women like nice guys who think like a brilliant like this, trust me.

Like with everything, if you do it right, it works. Especially if you find a place with very shitty and aloof service. I ripped a burger joint off doing this shit. I kept hussling her with the order and adding stuff to it. When she fucked up and, as a bonus, had one of heir hair fall in, I got a weekend's worth of food for free.

I was at a dinner once and this powerlifter ordered two sushi boats for himself. We had to sit there and wait for him to finish.

Fucking nigger.
You are a curse on this earth.

obsessing over the specifics of your order and the sugar content etc out loud feels very feminine

fitfags never eat out anyway, too little protein for the cost

There's a reason gymchads primarily attract the adoration of their fellow men.

dude just watch the netflix niggerslop with le zesty bussyman

i'd rather watch my dick slowly fall off my body

Is this a Ronnie biopic?

Women don't care about any of that shit

I’m a 6’2”, 240 lbs bodybuilder, AMA

Im a 6'5 300lb bodybuilder, ama

trust me

neither of us have talked to a woman in years

It was revealed that his gf was fucking crazy

I'm a 5'4 270lbs bodybuilder AMA

why do you weigh 60 pounds more than me? There’s no way you can be healthy at 300. Do you do cardio?

Do you do cardio?

training for a decent 5k time kills your gains, light jogging and biking is perfectly fine and makes sure your heart won’t give out when pounding a woman during sex or going up stairs
it also does enable your weightlifting as you don’t need to rest as long between sets

What fucking glaze wouldn't have sugar in it?

For context, he just casually mentioned that his father killed his mother and then himself which is why she looks distraught. It was a really good movie, it was basically a Anon Babble meme movie, right down to him getting raped by a bodybuilder and then him buying a rifle to go on a spree killing. It was kino through and through.

He got that zesty pouty open mouth look IYKYK

Anon Babbleizens get raped daily?

Women and their innate, immutable retardery is one of the main reasons I don't believe in an intelligent creator.