Sigh...
Tfw no gf
Are /fitcels/ really like this?
Doesn't order off menu, doesn't ask for substitutions. Uncle Jack could learn a thing or two from this gentleman
someone post the video of him chasing his girlfriend across like ten city blocks to beat her up so i can save it as cardio kills gains.webm
jlaw looks rough
Based retard with shit memory or false flag. She chased him around while he was sprinting for blocks away from her
why do both the women look so irritated with him
He ordered for his date without her consent.
It's actually quite annoying to watch. The waiter is being an asshole when he is being respectful and just telling her what he wants. Like bitch, you're stuck there for another 4 hrs. Why do you give a shit if he is ordering the whole menu. You don't have anywhere to be
As for his date, she gets uncomfortable with him extremely quickly...like she didn't know he was some bumbling autistic doofus. Even tho he could barely hold a conversation with her when he asked her out or on the phone. Suddenly she is shocked and uncomfortable
I dream of making a show, where the woman picks what the man eats.
This is a lie. He was ordering for himself. She ordered immediately after
AAAAAAAAA THE CUSTOMER IS... LE ORDERING FOOD? SLIGHTLY MORE FOOD THAN NORMAL?
FUCKING CIVILIANS
Yeah the waitress was being rude, you don't even have to cook the food you dumb bitch. Just write it down and take it to the nicotine addicts in the back of the house.
more social engineering bullshit
women are arbitrary and will hate you for no reason if you're ever weird
The waitress didn't do anything wrong.
ITT: Autistic retards with zero social awareness. Goddamn it makes so much sense why this place is the way it is. Holy shit.
What was the purpose of this movie other than to piss me off?
In every interaction with him she shoots him annoyed or disgusting looks for no reason. Terrible customer service
don't give women "bad vibes" or you're an icky autistic retard!
don't care fag
simp
Dude you're ordering too much LMAO, you're going to annoy the wagi- I mean waitress!
I will never watch this garbage, but it's mildly interesting that it's a black guy instead of a white guy, as it would usually be for a scene like this. I guess "toxic white masculinity" has been so thoroughly deconstructed they're moving on to black masculinity.
He's stinking up and otherwise fine establishment with his nigger stank.
So then why was his career nuked? And why couldn’t the retard outrun her?
Is this scene really communicating that I shouldn't eat or I'll give some ugly amerimutt the ick
Killed 3 Killiaincels with one stone
Easy work
t. dumb gynocentric kid
When you become an adult you learn to just say what you want and be explicit about stuff and not be so concerned with looking 'cool' or 'socially acceptable' like a chick
in real life women aren't actually icked by men eating a lot
dude in the middle of ordering
waitress immediately looks at the woman and starts looking irritated because the guy doesn't want to ONLY eat a steak for dinner
date already looks irritated that he asked for a salad besides only the steak
LMAO, the fuck is this scene? also Jlaw looks like shit, Jesus.
He did outrun her retard, that's what makes the whole thing funny. The video looks like a Looney tunes skit with every cut to a new block camera of some massive negro sprinting away from some tiny white girl who can't keep up
This post is hilariously out of touch. Life isn't a manufactured moment in a film retard.
Imagine being such a fucking loser you watch shit like this, record a webm from it, and post it to a site filled with other losers to farm a small amount of dopamine. Holy fuck WW3 cannot come soon enough so you faggot zoomers can get wiped off the planet.
He's ordering protein for his macros instead of just enjoying a normal meal.
What's the issue here?
His order was actually very clean and detailed in exactly what he wanted. He didn't mumble or slur or fill every space with "uhh umm..."
Feels like waiters would kill for a customer this exact in what they wanted.
Because hes a nigger. They're racist.
gymcels on suicide watch
Holy fuck that's Jlaw?? She looks like a desperate tinder 5
So what "social awareness" should he have displayed? Not ordering the food he wanted?
chuds in this thread seething
Yes yes news flash women don't like a weirdo. Be normal or it makes them uncomfortable. The dude was a spaz the entire time
She is a woman who is dating a professional bodybuilder, who knows he is a professional bodybuilder.
t. virgin
Women are generally fine with guys being weirdos. Just don't be boring
That's too much for one meal, but it sounds good nonetheless.
who knows he is a professional bodybuilder.
She didn't know that retard. And they weren't dating. Prior to that they spoke twice. One when he really asked her out for the first time and he didn't give her any information that told her anything relevant about himself.
Two when she called him to say she was willing to go out
wtf my professional bodybuilder bf is ordering multiple entrees at restaurant? what a freak!
wtf I'm a waitress and this jacked guy is ordering multiple entrees from me? Who the fuck does he think he is?
writers actually think this is normal
caring how uncomfortable you make women
please tell me you anons don't actually
This. Just be good looking and fun. You can say whatever you want if she likes you and isn't up her own ass.
Hey you stupid nigger see this
She didn't know he was a professional bodybuilder nor was he her boyfriend. This was their first date
It took him just 10 seconds to order a steak and a chicken tender salad.
She was already making this face.
Is the scene up somewhere? This makes no sense, why did the waitress try to ignore him midsentence and turned to JLaw as if he wasn't still ordering?
Order the salmon with the glaze or people think you're an incel.
I know his pain. I’m a bodybuilder at 240 lbs now. What I have to eat is absurd.
This is the secret all the socially aware sex havers have been trying to tell us. Women get the ick when you order salmon with no glaze. No wonder we're all incels.
Oh, okay, he bummed her out by randomly saying his dad is dead while they were laughing, then saying his mom is also dead, then she realised he is autistic or something, nothing to do with him ordering food.
OP is devious.
Also she looked like his dead mom. First date banter.
Everything in this post is wrong.
more vague womenspeak
WHAT is wrong? WHAT did the negro do wrong and what should have done instead?
Just watch the scene:
The scene doesn't matter, we are going off the webm. Based on the webm, apparently the guy did something terribly wrong and I want to know what it was, and what he should have done.
He shouldn't have randomly brought up his dead father while they were bantering and flirting, then he shouldn't have said that she looks like his dead mother before ordering and ruining the mood.
What if you pronounce it Sal-mon instead of Saa-mon
I order the chili and seabass like a real chad
Lobster mac n cheese or the plain Wagyu burger, medium
how did my career get to this? I was the hot thing for a while
she honestly didnt. she knew the staff in the back were going to have a hard time with his order, leading to them taking it out on the wait staff and with the way he was ordering it would lead one to believe he could be a problem customer prone to complaints. not to mention if his date didnt order the same amount of food he did there would be a disparity between the times the two of them got their food, which is an awkwardness wait staff are prone to avoid
have the rest of you autists never interacted with anyone offline? this is basic shit
You'd have a point if she didn't immediately turn to Jlaw not even half a second after he ordered the steak without finishing his order.
the waitress probably did that because the steak order was something a normal person would stop at. like the other guy said, you autists have no social awareness. besides, if that were a date, you dont go to a restaurant to get fully satiated - you go there to socialize with your date and take the edge off the hunger and have something to do to fill in any gaps in conversation
by the way, a male waiter doing the same thing the waitress did would be just as blameless
Is that actually JLaw
Don't you think of every contingency of the wagie's job and avoid doing anything that would make them work in the least??
Not my problem, it's what they're paid for.
YOU have no social awareness and never worked as a waiter. You don't rush the person ordering, you wait for them to order, if you're unsure if they have finished ordering or not you ask them politely if that's it for "him" then move to the other person, and you especially don't jump to the other person while someone is still deciding what to get from the menu.
Wow! Jennifer Lawrence looks like a bloated pig.
you especially don't jump to the other person while someone is still deciding what to get from the menu.
i didnt see a menu in the guy's hand, which would have made it easier to determine if he was done ordering or not
you are so fucking weird
You know what would make it easy to determine if he was done ordering or not?
If you WAIT for more than HALF A SECOND.
bro don't order what you actually want at the restaurant because it might make your dumb 22 year old waitress and the drug addicted cook in back briefly annoyed. Just do whatever is easiest for them. You need to be 'socially aware.'
no, youre right. i think it would have been better for the waitress to, rather than look annoyed, ask him if he was done after every sentence he uttered
Or just wait, like in the scene where he stopped ordering...?
He said "thank you" which is what 99% of customers say once they finish ordering for themselves.
Zestybros why’s that snowbunny buggin?
I fucking swear if I end up liking him I will leave this site forever so you fags don’t have to deal with me anymore. That scene was very relatable. I don’t look like that but I do do that. Hell at lunch today I did that.
i'm going to take you out to dinner and critique the fuck out of your behavior
and i'm done having this conversation
I guess "toxic white masculinity" has been so thoroughly deconstructed they're moving on to black masculinity.
Good.
No dumbfuck it's Haley Bennett.
Hell at lunch today I did that.
Fatass glutton.
My poop is claylike since becoming a vegan
They would wait to start her order so they both come out on time.
kek
Killiancel has more of a ring to it.
that's the testosterone being ejected from your body
It's hot when women are weirded out by you and slightly scared.
The writers have never worked in a restaurant.
How many of these "awkward loner guy (but pozzed)" movies do we need? We get it already. They were making these movies 15+ years ago.
why do people act like i'm a freak because i ask for no bits in my hamburger, and only water to drink. then i eat everything but leave the salad it comes with.
because women have been hellbent on hating men for decades, any excuse is valid. Bitches have the gall to talk shit on guys they willingly went on dates with. You were picked up, were paid for, sweet talked up and then you gave head and pussy, and the guy is the weird one because he wants plain chicken breast?
How to get snowbunny pussy:
Pick an item on the menu
customize it enough that it becomes another item on the menu entirely
if they mention it, hiss at them like Jonah Hill
eww do americans really eat lunch?
Shit the fuck up faggot. Also I had just finished hiking up a mountain. On the way back down several fatasses asked me if it was much farther and I told them no even though it really was.
sour puss will end up alone if she can't take some light gallows humor
See
..like she didn't know he was some bumbling autistic doofus. Even tho he could barely hold a conversation with her when he asked her out or on the phone. Suddenly she is shocked and uncomfortable
It was evident he was autistic/retarded when he first spoke to her. Also when she called him and he would ramble off or stay silent
Also I had just finished hiking up a mountain
The jungle gym at the park isn't a real mountain, fatass
>customize it enough that it becomes another item on the menu entirely
kek
The mountain is what I call your mom.
Better than mudsharking
this shit was tragic from start to finish. from him making home movies and getting told to kill himself, to getting jobbed by his idol, losing his job, getting beat up and fucking up his competition
me own wife's son
ordering food at a restaurant
you're both unfunny and lame, shut up
body builders are the biggest fags on the planet
That's not Jlaw. You know you can just look this up. It's Haley Bennett.
I genuinely think this movie is going to be what joker was for normies, for this board. I know he’s a zesty nigger but majors is about to capture pure autist energy in this film
she gets uncomfortable with him extremely quickly
he's ordering food
she's on the verge of running away screaming
What the fuck. This bitch looks overweight in the first place so she should be happy the niglet is ordering a shit ton of food.
Who?
Anyone else NOT GAY but got a chub from seeing Mike o hearn wadle his big naked ass out of bed and put his finger to his mouth to tell Killian shhhh as he answers his wifes call while poor Killian looks utterly broken and on the verge of tears?
He split him open like a choco coconut lmao. Gave him some good old fashioned man meat up his pathetic ass
Wait, does he end up being gay?
This movie is Anon Babble holy shit
he just said who
What has she been in?
idk
needs an edit of him ordering a bunch of Anon Babble memes and his date photoshopped to be the janny
No. He is in love with the white girl. Tries to get with a hooker but she scolds him because he wanted to kiss her
Mike is his idol and basically a god to him. Mike turns out to be a creep and one of those "I rape my groupies" type. Smart this point Killian is completely defeated. He failed his competition and got humiliated by passing out stage. He got jumped and beaten. The girl he liked stood him up. And then he got fired. So he was pretty much suicidal at this point and his idol lead him on and pretty much raped him. Killian immediately regrets it and looks traumatized. To the point of almost killing him later on the movie. "The things you made me do". Lol it's over for his manhood
Me neither.
okay
Damn, you beat up one honkey bitch and the only work you can get is as a sperg who gets buck broken. Hollywood is ruthless
Literally me.
all of this was the result of autism
As for his date, she gets uncomfortable with him extremely quickly...like she didn't know he was some bumbling autistic doofus
Right before this he told her his father killed his mother then himself. She was shocked
And could you top the water off, please?
What? Isn't that shit you do with an aquarium
THE PROBLEM IS HE ORDERED FIRST. Then he ordered a fucking essay compounding his slight social faux paux. The writers didn't create the scene with kissless virgins in mind appears.
I tagged twice that number of people and my rant was much longer but spam filter is retarded. Like everyone here.
All me btw.
dude is he ordering a lot of healthy food?
why doesn't this chud just roid and ozempic like us?
Is that Jlaw? U wot
Honestly this film has a lot of homophonic undertones
Without seeing the context I don't really get it
Is it that he's being too picky about the food?
That he's changing his mind?
Is he ordering for her? (not clear, but legitimately girls do find that weird)
That he's ordering too much food?
It's best you watch the film. He's just awkward to the point where he might be retarded. Lacks social skills and doesn't get that you're on a date, not meant to consume food as if you're at a national state competition. Also I'm sure the fat bitch was self conscious that she wasn't going to be able to eat as much as him, even though she's already a lard ass.
The actresses name is Jennifer Lawrence
Because the director told them to
Thanks I’ll check her imdb page.