Remember when this guy roided and was everywhere, and then the movie flopped and no one remembers it

Remember when this guy roided and was everywhere, and then the movie flopped and no one remembers it

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Fuck stereotypes

he's gonna have so many leftover health issues from looking like a juiced freakazoid. was it even worth it? for a capeshit movie of all things?

no, sir, I do not

saars

and he still has the same cartoon voice

It’s the definition and vascularity that gives it away. He could’ve stayed natural and looked better if he developed his lats.

i just catched eternals for the first time. where the fuck did this guy go during the entire third act? i thought he had died but he just shows up at the end.

was everywhere

He said he sided with the Superman guy and that he believed the giant being inside earth should be born and kill everyone so he just peaced out of the final battle with his fat valet guy. Kind of a dick move if you ask me, I thought it was a weird choice but I guess they had to sell the idea that this was a divisive thing on whether or not to kill the celestial being and save earth.
t. Has seen eternals 3 or 4 times bc it's hypnotic

This guy could beat the shit out of 90% of Anon Babble
Think about that before you make another racist comment

he was always an astroturf celebrity
like amy schumer

I was able to get vascularity like that natty. The difference is I didn't start working out one day in my 40's and mutate in 1 year.

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movie?

Check early life

Pakistani

Wtf i thought pakis were aryanz and shieet

He is one of the worst parts of the Eternals. If that huge cast were a baseball team, he'd be the flashy free-agent signing who starts out hitting 5th and gets moved down the 8th spot by the end of the season.

I legitimately do not even remember his character, and I actually somewhat liked the movie. It's obvious it should've been a miniseries. All the same, I can remember every other Eternal, and Jon Snow. Even The Flash knockoff, though I can't remember her "personality" or what she did in the plot other than fight Ikaris for five seconds. Shit, I remember the CGI Monster Mash antagonist. This dude, though? Nothing.

The funniest part was his physique isn't really on display at all in the movie. He's also surrounded by fat niggers or people with standard semi-athletic physiques.

He roided up for nothing, he could have just lost some weight and got a bit more toned.

nah its because he's indian or paki or what ever that makes him unattractive

He roided up for nothing

he didnt roid for that movie, that was just an excuse. he was trying for leading man roles in future movies

i still dont get how his abs are so fucked up. its like if AI made an indian have muscle.

I think he got baited because his character purportedly has a background of being a Bollywood star, but I can't remember a single instance of that even being portrayed.
The random security guard that goes rogue in Loki and becomes a famous actor has more character and backstory than this dude lmao, and is played by a compelling actor who I legitimately thought was Timothy Olyphant at first.

pajeet thinking they could ever be a leading man anywhere other than India.

He could’ve stayed natural and looked better

t. never lifted
no, he couldn't
especially not in one year
especially not in his fucking 40s from nothing
it would legitimately take him 5+ years EASY
I don't even think a bonafide genetic phenom could go from flab to that in a year all natty

but I know people who

COPE, that is NOT common in the slightest
t. benches lmao 2 plates+ for double digit reps

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ENTER

pajeet becomes rich and famous

gets swole

marries a white

Anon Babble seethes about it endlessly

Not a pajeet but this is just sad to watch

idk about other anons but I seethe because of how blatant the steroid use was
unironically attainable but risky beauty standards + muh double standards
do not care about him or the movie, wish him the best DESU

He juiced hard too. You can tell by the jaw/nose growth

Imagine having the luxury of private chefs, top tier nutritionists, trainers, equipment, access to the highest quality steroids, and never training legs.

Has seen eternals 3 or 4 times

Ngl Eternals is lowkey my guilty pleasure. It's not good, it's boring, but there's something I like about it. The costumes for one.

He is like a fat comedian that got skinny. His whole gimmick was being a beta loser. He then took bunch HGH and become a beta freak show

He’s pakistani

Same shit, different religion.

in his defense everyone should be jacked for at least one period of their life
really gives you an appreciation for things and changes how you interact with other people when they're all suddenly super nice to you

u no it smell crazy in that room

I'm turning 40 in a few months and hace the body of the left with even skinnier arms. I'm a 6 foot tall lanklet, is it possible for me to get much more muscle without bullshit like roids and a thousand pills and powders? The diet actually seems like the worst part since I'd have to eat all day and spend a lot of time preparing meals.

If you never gained muscle easily when you were younger then it's not going to be easy now.
However diet is pretty effective. It's always a fight between muscle protein synthesis and breakdown. Breakdown will be much faster than synthesis so it's important to be eating a ton of protein and carbs split between meals every single day.
You might also be surprised how large of a difference genetics makes when it comes to steroids. Many people are just poor responders and probably shouldn't have wasted their time juicing.

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Permanently changed the shape of his skull for a children's film. Bizarre.

He's a moron who didn't really get what Marvel is. Like Djimon Honsou, who got offered a part in Guardians of the Galaxy and took it because he wanted to play a black superhero character his kid could look up to. Problem is, his character wasn't a superhero. Idiots hear Marvel and just assume they're playing roided out Supermen. It'd be like Gregg Turkington getting ripped to play the Baskin Robbins manager in Ant Man.

I'd have to eat all day

When your body gets used to being fed every 3 hours, it won't be a hurdle. It'll be the new normal.

spend a lot of time preparing meals

You just have to stage them for the week. You spend more time sitting on your ass shitposting on the weekend. Just shitpost on your phone while you broil a bunch of chicken or steak for the week.

Get a steam oven. Take creatine. Read up.

Rice, meat, veggies in an Instant Pot is insanely easy too.
I see videos of fitness people cooking individual meals which is completely insane.

Why did he play the exact same character in The Eternals, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire? Is "sleazy conman with a heart of gold (kinda)" his thing? That's rather oddly specific.

And you know if the Eternals ever show up again, his lame non-participant ass is going to be hailed as "one of the mighty Eternals that saved the Earth from the Celestials" or whatever.

He's like the 2,000th hollywood actor to use gear but you guys only talk about him.

I will only ever see him as Dinesh for as long as I live.

It's not that hard if you use a solid plan for working out while hitting your cal and protein numbers every day. Cook food in bulk.
Please stfu about muh genetics. You guys have to force this into every workout discussion now and it's played out.

why is a roider making jokes about it while selling you protein foods?

To be fair he looks the happiest in the middle.

Why do dyel sheltered men-babies always assume steroid usage automatically means you’ve damaged your internal organs beyond repair? The Jewish shows you’ve watched have really done a number on you. Steroids, like literally anything else in this world, can be done smartly or stupidly. When someone does them stupidly and experiences health problems it’s because they’re fucking stupid, not because steroids are dangerous. A car isn’t dangerous, the person who drives it is, isn’t that the gun owner argument as well? Guns don’t kill people, the person who pulls the trigger does. These Hollywood guys who get on gear do so under doctor supervision and get regular bloodwork done.

Reminder that James Gunn wants this guy to play Booster Gold

It is funny because you kinda expect a twist where he has a change of heart and shows up at the end to save the day (ala Han Solo). But nope, he just leaves the movie.

Wasn’t he in that terrible Ghostbusters movie?

What health issues will he get in the future?

Remember his sex/massage scene with Sugar Lyn Beard from before he got ripped?

he is the best looking jeet btw

To be fair I'm sure he gets primo shit wirh a physician helping him along as well
Because in like one year he went from schlub to that. Like obviously people like Jackman and the Rock are on gear but they at least had more natural looking athletic builds prior