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only good part of this shitkino is that slut in latex and even that's mediocre.

Did you know those people he is saving are Thomas and Martha Wayne???

most overrated comic book movie. never will forgive them for pussying out on this scene because muh 9/11

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Updooted!

Edit: WOW!! I can't believe how many updoots this got, and on my heckin' cake day! Lol take that DRUMPF XD

haha got his ass

Anyone who thinks the squid is stupid and unrealistic misses the entire point. Manhattan being framed misses the entire point. This movie SUCKED!!

woah is that some heckin dark and gritty capeshit for grown up adults???

The entire movie is the only truly good capeshit

Great intro for a great movie. I wouldn't mind a whole watchmen-style movie of the previous masked heroes' adventures or maybe some shorts

I've gotta say that the 2-part animated versions on Max are pretty decent. The best moments from the live action are kinda lame though.

The Comedian single handedly btfo the Iranians in '79 and got the hostages home

Epin

did they get revenge for the murdered heroes?

Kino song, crap adaptation. Comic better. Sometimes Hollywood is generous to me. Not this time.

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A nice touch about this panel is how the buildings don't have drawn in edges, but the lights create the perimeters. It's so efficient.

The art is just spectacular in general. Everyone always talks about Moore, but Gibbons was absolutely cooking when he drew Watchmen.

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Wait, so the blonde guy was the bad guy? I guess that makes sense, he didn't seem like he was up to any good.

Based wifejak. Am I the only one who likes normie women? I think having one provides a healthy balance to your life so you don't get completely lost in your tism

LESBIAN WHORES

You fags have been saying this for ages but i don't think ive ever seen an actual explanation

Change her hair to blonde and that's Cassie from Popcorn in Bed to a tee.

Because Manhattan is known as an american agent so everyone would just blame america. The point is that it has to be a completely outside force.

How does Snyder able to make the only good capeshit?

You have autism though, why do you think you understand how people would behave? Moores thesis is unrealistic from the start anyway

This is low-key the biggest problem with women in the workplace, and I've never seen anyone address it. When people talk about traditional women, there's always this false image people get of women chained to a stove, never leaving the house and just being a 24-7 babysitter, but women's role extended much further than that. It is because women focusing on their careers that people don't know their neighbours anymore. If someone new moved into a community, it was always the wife who would insist on welcoming them with some gift or friendly gesture. People say that men build houses and women make homes, but it can also be said that men build civilizations while women cultivate communities. Women being at work is likely the biggest reason we live in a society of isolated, atomized individuals, since they've been relegated to competing with men instead of doing the thing they are naturally great at. As a result, we all suffer.

We need you, Wifejak. We all need you. All I know is doing stuff and ponder the Roman Empire. I don't have a clue about greeting neighbours.

blame America

He attacked America you shit for brains

good movie. it has a lot of style

Everyone knew that he left America and also attacked America. So no, retard.

My wife is a normie and I agree with you. I've been slowly dripfeeding her redpills over the years though.

And the only modern recoloring I can think of that managed to avoid ruining the comic by making it a bland grey gradient abortion

HELP ME OUT, I DIARRHEAD AND IT WAS MOSTLY FOAM

He's still American

Do glownigger proxies really work this easily on burgers

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The squid ensured global cooperation by being a completely non-human entity that threatened everyone indiscriminately. No country could blame another or think that the situation could be turned to their advantage because no one could understand or communicate with the thing. No one would even know what it wanted or if more were coming and that uncertainty would inspire more collaborative effort to ward off a global threat that would immediately supercede all national-scale conflicts.

Whereas Manhattan allegedly going rogue seems like it works if you don't think about it too hard but the fact that the greatest mass murder in human history was perpetrated by a superhuman who worked exclusively for the US government for his entire career would ultimately lead to suspicion and blame. How many countries would *really* accept the "hey he defected like 12 hours before nuking everyone, it wasn't us" excuse from the US government, especially with Manhattan not hanging around to explain himself? it would look like the psyop it was to a lot of people but they'd blame the government, not Veidt. And in the end we'd be back to one country threatening another again. It was a convenient shortcut for the movie so they didn't have to add the stuff about the island and the artists and the psychics and all that but it was a poor substitute as an actual plot device.

The book is well thought out and properly paced. The movie is rushing through things so it can tell 8-10 hours of story in 180 minutes.

inspire more collaborative effort to ward off a global threat

Yeah theyre just going to all magically group up and discover anti psychic alien tech. Dude geopolitics is fake n shieeet lmao

Where can I see my upvotes?

Not magically, but Veidt explicitly states that this is just step one of his master plan. He's not just gonna rest on his laurels, the immediate ceasefire will give him a chance to usurp power and guide mankind to a golden age of prosperity, where war becomes an antiquated concept. Veidt represents grandiose utopic ambition, a faustian bargian, not just a simple trolley problem like the movie dumbs it down to.

There is nothing faustian about peace. He is a slave moralist fool who doesnt comprehend human nature (moore)

It's faustian in the sense that he sold his soul by committing genocide for a perceived greater reward, but the comic heavily implies that Veidt is damned for his actions by means of the Black Freighter comic. You're right about the second part though, Veidt is childishly naive despite his superhuman enterprise. He's almost a personification of civilization itself: a house of cards built on wishful thinking.

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His bargain is actually him sinning for the greater good. a Faustian bargain is a trade of generally personal expense for personal gain. Selling your soul for secret knowledge or whatever

the black freighter analogue is about how he's destroyed everything he hoped to protect/save by his actions. he's overridden free will, good will towards man, and world peace by establishing a third party, Everyone is now permanently afraid, because they all know the alien squids are coming for them.

moore actually pre·empted pychon on this. as pychon's novel, inherent vice, was all about the CIA utterly destroying the american dream in desperate hope of inoculating the western poor against communist sentiment (read: establishing the hard drug industry in central america and all the pipelines to the west) in order to prop up capitalism.

It is for his own gain though. For a megalomaniac like Veidt, being a despot is self-serving, no matter how benevolent of a tyrant you are. The manner of which he kills Blake reveals how petty, prideful and vicious he is beneath that stoic facade, like every "well-meaning" authoritarian in history. He could have just put a bullet in his head to keep him quiet, but no, since Blake bruised his ego when they were younger, he had to feel like a big man again, by beating an old man to death after quietly seething over him for decades.

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is that panel from watchmen?

He's still American

He was a martian at that point.
Do you know how you'd feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

I think that means something. Or maybe it’s if your piss is too foamy.

Yes, that's the original.

He should take a break, he deserves it.

yes, or, the implications were just bait for rorshack

that's from before blake demonstrates that viedt a moron for crime stoppers.

it is very eas... obvious to say viedt killed blake not because blake was a threat to his plan, but because blake shat all over him.

which is sadly a solid defense of the movie. as the movie is predicated on a plot hole that blake discovered [nothing] and was a threat to tell the world about [nothing] and needed to be eliminated to protect the secret of [nothing].

but this requires viedt to be a vindictive egomaniac (he is) so it...

well, fuck it, yes this is all true but having manhattan be the cause of 13 cities being destroyed just results in instant nuclear war

I am not defending the movie. The movie blows, and the squid rocks. I'm just saying Ozymandias is a sanctimonious douche, that's all.

but having manhattan be the cause of 13 cities being destroyed just results in instant nuclear war

Not in the context of the cancer reveal and his subsequent public outburst and exile, Nixon would have been on the hotline the same night telling Gorbachev the dog is off its leash.

This is a 5 minute intro that uses a 3 minute song, what I want to know is did Snyder get rare Dylan tapes to mix the song?

moron, if a soviet nuclear sub launched all its nukes at random cities, would the world pretend it was a rogue action? No, the west would say it was a false flag and the east would say it was a turncoat false flag.

thriller is a 3 minute song and the music video is 15 minutes

It's better to have Dr. Manhattan as the villain because it makes more sense for it to cause the US and USSR to unify with each other as the US would just rely on Dr. Manhattan to protect them from an alien threat

if an american asset nuked russian cities, the russians would launch everything. period.

ayo let blud cook

First time I ever heard the song and I can’t believe the most well done music video/montage to it will probably be in capeshit, albeit advanced capeshit

Dr. Manhattan states nothing ever ends then vanishes

The vapor in the solar system looks like a nuclear blast destroying everything

How did I never notice this?

I read somewhere that the reason everyone seems to be going insane politically is because men and women are supposed to prevent each other from radicalizing too much. but people aren't dating or getting married anymore so we're growing further and further apart.

anyways I do like normie women. most of them aren't too far left to be saved anyways (plus having kids causes a huge shift in a woman's politics)

The vapor in the solar system looks like a nuclear blast

you didnt notice it because it doesn't look anything like literally any mushroom cloud ever

what was the point of the heroes being killed and that guy going insane?

doesn't look anything like this. if you were honest, you'd google mushroom cloud and see one of them look like this. not even tsar bomba.

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It represents the hero enterprise as a whole growing more vicious and dangerous which coincides with global tensions rising as the cold war goes on.

Given he also nuked American cities I think the Russians would understand it wasn't an order given by the Americans

Mahattan was fucking gone, that was a massive part of Veidt's plan.
I think the issue would be more instant reaction vs waiting to get news that it happened EVERYWHERE . But regardless I think even if the rest of the world doesn't think it's some American psyop because let's be real why would the prominent world power shoot itself in the foot to effectively lessen its standing in the world nobody would ever forgive America for creating Manhattan and for letting him become disgruntled enough to do this. America would forever be the world's bitch, mistrust and resentment would be baked into Veidt's NWO despite that being the opposite of his goal.

because there would be FTL telepathic communication between the superpowers, right?

n-no don't l-launch it happened to use t-too!

instant launch.

prisoner's dilemma. the options are to lose (trust), lose big (betray), or lose massively (both betray). there is no winning scenario once the missiles are in the air.

Not the same

... the thriller video is extended so much primarily because it doesn't use the chorus until the climax. the dylan song is extended because it keeps repeating the chorus. yes, its the same, you utter moron.