Drop your honest hot takes, anon.
Hot takes thread
I think Netflix's Death Note is better than the anime.
the second season of the wire is the best one, 4 and 5 are shit.
Star Wars was never good
The Princess Bride is trash.
Boring equals better?
emma myers is beautiful. so what if i am indian
Villeneuve's Dune is better than Lawrence of Arabia, which is a story about a gay manchild's fancy being abused.
Also, Dune has a much better soundtrack than people give it credit for. You're listening to the wrong version.
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The Thing (2011) is a good movie.
A movie can't be "bad" if it's enjoyable enough.
dune is just star wars for movie snobs
every time i see someone unironically praise it I die inside
Great film The original oldboy fight is better but there's no nuch wrong with the remake
It's honestly not terrible but it should've been a miniseries, not a 100 minute movie.
Guy Ritchie deserves to get a Bond film before Nolan. Would be way more kino.
Procedural dramas are trash.
not a hot take here but everywhere else it is
with extremely rare exception, cartoons/animation is completely incapable of replicating authentic human emotion, due to the level of over-acting that VAs put into their vocals to compensate for the animated faces not conveying emotion
every fucking time I see reddit and reddit-like places rave over supposed mature themes and storytelling it's always still characters screaming and being hyper even during supposed somber moments
Robocop 2 is the best Robocop because of nuke and the child gangster
You may actually need to have a high IQ to appreciate Bayformers (ironically) because lesser minds seem to have trouble "tracking the action" in these films.
I don't know what's going on!
Who is who? I can't understand who is punching who?!?!? HALP!
If you have a high IQ, it's usually not hard at all to understand what's going on. Did one of the autobots just jump into the air and transform mid-air and then slash the decepticon before transforming back into a car and driving off? Yeah no problem, if you have a high IQ, you tracked that whole exchange without an issue. It's the dummies who couldn't understand what just happened and are scratching their heads.
Being obsessed with pajeets is almost as bad as pajeets themselves. Absolute low class garbage behavior.
There are hundreds of great movies coming out every year, and the only reason you think differently is because Anon Babble is packed with doomposters that don't actually watch any of them.
hundreds
name one
Willem Dafoe Ryuk and black L carried it but Light and Misa were awful. It's tough to say though because the anime was retarded in many ways as well.
People are too retarded to keep track of releases, let alone have a developed enough taste to know what to keep an eye on and what not. Dumb retards need spoonfeeding and because that ain't happening anymore (media woke and blablah) they throw a tantrum.
I thought that was Murdock from The A-Team in the thumbnail.
Snowtown makes the michael rooker serial killer film look like a pussy
This month alone is absolutely loaded with VOD releases
Black Bag
In The Lost Lands
Mickey 17
Alto Knights
A Working Man
Ash
Havoc
The Rose of Versailles
No country for old men is still the best film of the century.
defends woke garbage
opinion discarded
It was all awful but dafoe
In the last month alone:
The Penguin Lessons
Ne Zha 2
The Alto Knights
Black Bag
Opus
Work on your reading comprehension, smoothbrain.
100%, I'm always hearing "I had no idea about this film" from people who don't watch TV and use adblockers, as if Hollywood should be breaking into their house and telling them what's coming out soon. If you claim to love movies, you just need to take it upon yourself to check the local listings occasionally.
It's Star Wars but better
and?
true for 1 and 3 at least
your standards are rock bottom
A24 produce mostly good stuff
I bet you haven't seen any of those movies
How?! Stupid retcons, trash cgi, adds nothing to the story
Yeah, let's pretend you're so above it all, you utter pleb. You have neither taste, nor anything interesting to say about perhaps anything at all. Philistine crybaby scum.
We have truely reached the age where trolling and being retarded is no different anymore & people will usually believe the first thing they fucking read without 2braincells goin on, bleak future
it was alrdy bad 20years ago, but there is no hope left now
True. Luckily I'm a bit of an OCD fag. Had a real fun time explaining my boomer dad the other day why I don't care for AI skimming through books for me.
hot take Anon Babble related
90%+ of actors have a twin or sibling lookalike, the requirement for making it A list
Hot take for movies
Disney recasts Luke Skywalker
Lilo & stitch faithful adaptation causes Tangled to be a faithful adaptation
Nolan will inject his signature Man v Time in Odyssey and it will be shit
Check
I think coolsville sucks
90%+ of actors have a twin or sibling lookalike, the requirement for making it A list
Unlikely.
Disney recasts Luke Skywalker
Likely.
Lilo & stitch faithful adaptation causes Tangled to be a faithful adaptation
Possible but depends on Lilo & Stitch numbers.
Nolan will inject his signature Man v Time in Odyssey and it will be shit
Likely but I think the movie will be solid.
Carlito's Way is better than Scarface.
I HATE RDMoore and what he did to 78's Battlestar Galactica.
retcons
nooooo not muh sacred John Carpenter kino how dare you get a detail wrong that literally no one but autismos noticed!!!!1111
trash cgi
the cgi is not that bad
adds nothing to the story
It's just a movie. You watch it for enjoyment. Although I did like the bit where they explored the alien ship for a bit.
I like Roger Moore's Bond and I find those movies incredibly enjoyable. Total comfy campy kinos.
Matrix 4 is grossly underrated
agreed
If you have a higher iq you notice that the transformers look like metal wires strung together and are actually creepy
Star Trek is meant to be watched while high. Star Wars is meant to be watched while drunk.
Alex Garland is a good director.
Ridley Scott has not gone senile.
Chris Hemsworth is an underrated actor.
Spectre is the best Craig Bond.
TV should stop taking itself so seriously and go back to 20+ episode seasons a year. The budgets are also simply a joke at this point.
Every single Ridley Scott director’s cut only makes its respective movie worse. Yes, even Legend.
Street Fighter is legit good. Fuck all the haters
literally every indie movie is good
a shocking number of them were good around 2011-2015 but TDS ruined cinema even before covid did.
watching festival slop in 2025 is fucking embarassing
No, it's Star Wars for pseuds.