What will his twisted mind come up with next?

What will his twisted mind come up with next?

What if

Hits blunt

What if

Steals a car stereo

Dude what if

Abandons his family and refused to pay child support

What if white people bad

What if black people had all the privilege and white people were slaves, but the white people were still the bad ones somehow

Monke gets iPad

A black employee working at a freight company in the south, laughs and jokes with his black coworkers that

we aint got no idea what we shipping, lol!

but one day, his truck and trailer jack knife due to an accident, and the cargo inside the trailer... is ... black people!!!!!
This freight company is actually a modern version of the east india company and is still acquiring slaves and shipping them all over the world!
Even worse, their biggest company is NOT the bohemian grove that receives over 50 black slaves a week, but they vanish... because they're being sacrificed to moloch!

What if Childhood's End but the ones the aliens wanted were black people due to their superior empathy and white people were left behind to go extinct

Whatever it is it will feature his bmwf fetish

AHEM THERE ARE SOME BLACK PEOPLE BEING CRAZY, ETC

Count chocula Robert eggers style

A remake of a nightmare on Elm street but in this one the black kids are actually safer in their dreams

A black woman has a child with her black husband but it's white and evil and tries to suck out the melanin from black people like a vampire

probably something about white people... he seems to be obsessed with them

A black single mother in a shitty ghetto applies for government assistance, and is assigned a social worker that offers her money and a nice place to stay but he’s actually an evil cultist and at the end she gives birth to a white baby that is the antichrist

Historical horror movie about early homosapiens played by modern famous black actors without any makeup being hunted tortured and eaten by Neanderthals played by white actors in Ron Perlman makeup

A black genius scientist invents a time machine but once it turns out all ancient civilizations were black, white supremacists steal the machine to destroy all evidence and a black teenager who wants to use the machine to bring back his brother who was hunted and lynched by white middle class suburbanites for walking around peacefully gets involved in the chase.

kek there's a X-Files episode about that.

a young black aspiring chef finally lands a dream gig for a rich southern white family with connections that could launch the young brothaz career. the dream job quickly turns into a nightmare when Tyronicus discovers whypipo don't like seasonin dey food. one day he decides to slip a bit of Lawry's into dey food only to witness a shocking violent reaction from the white folks, they're CRAB PEOPLE! AND THEY WANT TO BUCK BREAK HIM INTO A CRAB PERSON TOO!
film is titled: CRAB SEASON

A young black nerd wants to be a big time academic and gets accepted into a prestigious private school, and he’s way smarter than all the white kids. The white people are very kind to him and encouraging, and he actually gets a lot of opportunities because the university values diversity, and they hold him up as a shining example of their values. But he can’t escape the feeling that something is wrong. He notices in the senior photos of years past hung up in the hallways there’s always only one black guy. He tries to find them, researching their names but can’t find any of them, they all vanished shortly after graduating. At the end of the movie he’s sacrificed in the school basement by being burned alive in a wicker man type device

Peele takes 90% of his ideas from X-Files and the Twilight Zone so this is bound to become real

he goes back in time to 1750 ivory coast to stop slavery, but he realizes he has to fight and kill black kings and people to achieve this, his only allies being wig wearing white dudes from a ship

A bunch of scientists travel to the earth's core, where they encounter a dormant but highly technologically advanced society of humanoids. The humanoids enslave the white scientists but make the only black guy of the expedition, Jamal, who was treated like shit and forced to carry the equipment because he's from the hood but is also a super prodigy genius, their new god-king. The humanoids lead by the Jamal then take over the earth and free the black race and make them the masters of humanity but as all whites have been exterminated in the war that ensued, humanity becomes peaceful and unites in harmony. Jamal becomes a literal god.

A down on his luck nigga feels life would be easier if he was white. One day a mysterious package comes in the mail, with a syringe that will turn him white. But he must take the antidote after every week long cycle to turn black again and give his melanin time to recharge. He becomes white and gains immense privilege and wealth just for being white and has such a good time that he refuses to take the antidote. But as he lives his fake life he starts to realize that white peoples don’t season they food and they listen to music that isn’t rap and they say goofy sayings like “listen here pal”. But he realizes this too late. Now he’s stuck in this white hell forever

Fictional biopic about a Steve Urkel-esque character showing how his actor is suffering from performing a modern day minstrel show for white audiences. His aspirations to be a true thespian are shattered when he has to play a black nerd. Featuring lots of references and allusions to black 80/90s sitcoms like Family Matters, Cosby etc and how they perpetuate blacks having to act white to gain acceptance.

White People Bad
White People Bad 2
White People Bad 3
White People Still Bad
White People Forever Bad

wow a racist thread
so epic.
so funny.

Black guy has to travel through time to fight evil white people. Like Nazis, confederates, slave traders, Nazis, Nazis etc

An aspiring black female architect is tasked with redesigning an old antebellum era plantation house. She begins to see the ghost of a slave that keeps beckoning her into the attic. One day she goes up there and notices something wrong with the corner. Its angles are all wrong and don’t make sense. She reaches out to touch it and is transported into a liminal space horror version of the house, with infinite rooms and hallways. She has to run deeper into the endless house as she’s chased by a demonic slave owner apparition. She is helped by the spirits of tormented slaves, and in turn she helps the ghosts move on from this purgatory. As this is happening she simultaneously confronts her own complicity in the gentrification of black neighborhoods

thinly veiled

A black nerd gets invited to a white DND role playing group only to find out they take their role play a bit too seriously when he discovers what their hunt for "orcs" and "goblins" is really all about.

t. triggered dark skinned irrational animal

Blacula remake to mog Eggers' Nosferatu.

Something involving racism, because he's a one note simpleton.

Make this into a movie

groundhog day except hes a slave

A black gaming prodigy enters a street fighter tournament and beats all the racist white boys, but they find him after the tournament and torture him to death. His blood seeps into the Nintendo console and he is reborn as balrog from the game, and he tracks down his killers and beats them to death

An extremely talented and witty black former sketch comedy duo star turned highly acclaimed director is being stalked by his white, impoverished, forgotten, less talented former show partner who has become delusional and tries to act out their former skits with him, going to ever greater extremes to relive his past glories while gradually spiralling out of control.

Movie is called "LAUGH" or "HASBEEN".

Thousands of Palestinians died screaming in the last week and all they can do is beg whites to save them

Person who drew this is a huge pro Palestinian advocate fyi

The race war triggers a global catastrophe, and chemical weapons are released wich cause people to go blind. A black man with an extraordinary sense of smell is elected the leader of his all black community living in a fallout shelter. They pass the time playing soulful black music and telling stories of their people’s great accomplishments before the war, like Egypt and the moon landing. He uses his smell to scavenge for food and to sniff out threats, he can sense wet dog smell from miles away. But it ends in tragedy when a group of white marauders wearing the skins of slain black people trick their way into the bunker. Title: funk

"Zoo"
Kinda like Jurassic Park but instead of dinosaurs it's African tribesmen. They escape and cause havoc, killing the white tourists.

A black Oscar winning director has to hide the fact that he was raised by his white single mother after his black dad walked away. Under the pretense of casting actresses for his new movie he really tries to cast a new mother for himself to finally become truly black.

Hear me out - Yakub biopic.

Featuring Walton Goggings as The Prototype, Yakub's first creation and right hand man.

Imma still marry one tho

Black bitches be fucking crazy

A horror movie where a white liberal couple adopts a Black baby just so they can say the N-word in context.

black parent leaves

white parent sticks around/adopts

mulatto grows up to hate whitey and align with pro-black idpol

Why is this? Why are mutts such disloyal cowards?

Subconscious hatred of his mother for making him a fatherless mutt outcast and for being a race traitor. The black power schtick is overcompensation. There's a reason he didn't marry a black woman but a white looking Jewish one.

Am I the only one that finds Key and Peele painfully unfunny? My brother and best bro swore up and down it was Chapelle Show tier. Did I just watch it too late and have become jaded?

disloyal cowards

anon, leaving is the correct evolutionary strategy, whites are used as hosts, dedicating immense resources to raising a different, competing, race's offsprings.
The Black child instinctively understands this and obviously identifies with the winners.

He needs to link up with Tariq Nasneed. Imagine the kino it would be.

Because they unironically get bullied by other blacks for not being black enough. Seriously. On one hand blacks will mock other blacks for being too light then on the other they will mock others for being too black. It is bizarre.

Because being black has social credit benefits and being White doesn't. There are countless scholarships and benefits out there to make life for black people as easy as possible. Yet they're so fucking stupid and addicted to brand worship that they'd rather squander all those opportunities stealing and killing everything in sight so they can have Air Jordans and Hellcats. The actual "smart" (ie. Mixed race enough to have a 100 IQ) black people coast through college on a full scholarship, go to the nearest corporation, and get offered a cushy management job where they stay for life...unless they blow it by reverting to black behavior like that bitch in the bathrobe who stabbed that Asian cop. She was a real estate executive.

It's hit and miss. Usually the longer they go on and the more they talk the unfunnier they are.

Tariq is a real nigga, Jordan Peele is a white nerd wearing a skinsuit.

Yeah that's probably it. The skits seem to drag on forever to the point I just want it to stop.

yakub will hear about this

The delusion is real. Absolutely insane and so filled with some false sense of hatred that projected on them over multiple generations to the point they fufill their destiny. Like a child who hallucinates he is beaten so he says fuck it and becomes an asshole for no real reason.

Imagine a world where your the last black man on earth, free to consume as much chicken as your hearts content. There’s just one problem *record scratch*, white pipo don’t be seasoning they food . Your now entering, The Nightlight Zone.

he should film the sack of Mecca by Yakubites

free to consume as much chicken as your hearts content.

As a white man this sounds great. I will lift until the end of days. As long as it isn't ALL fried.

I liked Nope but it would've benefited from being shot on an older camera. I know it actually did use film but it was IMAX, would've been more fitting with a Panaflex or something.

Bamboozled II: Electric Boogaloo

I mean technology is great these days. You can reduce the resolution, add film grain, and make a VHS copy. I think you have shit tastes and it might not be exactly the same but it's a shit movie so who honestly cares aside from you?

if you think adding film grain is at all similar you are retarded cameras capture light entirely differently the difference between digital and film is not grain

You forgot

White People Still Bad:The Revengence

Agreed.

Sure thing fag lmao. Go watch Space Odyssey and pretend tone enlightened ya fuckin' pseud. Ahahahaha

A movie where the villain is... middle class white people!? Save me Niggerman!

Dunstan buys a Anon Babble pass

HEAR ME OUT

REVERSE HOOD WHERE ACTUALLY CRACKERS ARE THE PROBLEM

mufugga

shucks and jives in the writer’s room

Bix nood

rapes and kills a white woman

I dindu nuffin

wins an Oscar

A chipotle where the mobile orders can be left on a shelf without being snagged by thieves.

me and the boys going to find some black and latino bitches

I thought Nope was pretty great

A sports film