Maybe if Anon Babble lived like this they wouldn't be raging about "woke" stuff 24/7

Maybe if Anon Babble lived like this they wouldn't be raging about "woke" stuff 24/7

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drinking is fine
drinking heavily is fine
"with people" sucks shit and is irritating as fuck

nah, drinking is terrible for your health. In one of the few positive trends society young people aren't drinking as much anymore, too bad it didn't happen when I was just starting out.

This cuckold was a depressed drug addicted faggot who killed himself. Nothing he did made him happy or fulfilled in the end

You drink alone? Weirdo.

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This fucking loser cuck killed himself over a walled out whore.

Yea cuz then they’ll be dead from suicide

Drinking with locals

Big "ex"

Burning with locals

Big "tick"

I can't imagine any logical reason other than mental illness why anyone would ever want to drink alcohol alone.

i drink with whores, they're not people

Go to a local's house. Get the cream sauce.

Beer taste good.

I really don’t get the obsession with shitting on this guy for killing himself. A lot of you are depressed too and want to kill yourself too, so why shame him for it?

I burn heavily with locals instead.

why anyone would ever want to drink alcohol alone.

To get drunk?

What's the point of being drunk by yourself?

woke shit is abhorrent and unnatural. not likely

Because he was an extremely hateful antiwhite jew

this guy was too much out there in the world for my tastes

Being drunk.
Fuck, this isn't difficult. Do us all a favor and ctrl-w this tab. Retard.

if I kill myself I don't care if you shit on me after

the nomadic jew, no fully realized culture of his own. Drawn to the vibrancy of outside groups but always harboring a deep seated hatred and jealousy. That's why this 'American' jew so thoroughly American culture and encouraged other Americans to abandon it and instead embrace foreign cultures

Let's say this jew moved to Vietnam, permanently. It wouldn't be long before he was shitting on their local traditions and customs, nitpicking and creating bad faith critiques - it's an innate trait of his kind. Behind that mask of 'open-mindedness' there's a consummate bigot who would put the dumbest, skin-head, neo-nazi to shame.

Yet he publicly talked about wanting to kill Henry Kissinger.

anon, he killed himself. Even if I like the man, I don't think he is in any position to give any kind of advice.

"post Shot Caller memes in unrelated threads whenever possible"

Personally, I don't think any one aspect of someone's life should disqualify everything they ever said from being valuable. My dad was a piece of shit but he still said a few good things...

lived

I see what you did there

do heroin and commit suicide over a whore whenever possible

Nothing this fag ever said has any validity

that's acceptable.

yea he was a fuckin' phony, oh look he got shit faced and met with an "expert" and they ate at waffle house, what a culturally impactful experience

What alternate reality are you living in where Henry Kissinger isn't a completely safe and acceptable target of hatred for the libleft?

It doesn't have to be a culturally impactful experience to be kino, some things are simply a chill vibe

Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

if commies all killed themselves I wouldn't have to complain about them

it makes your posts more tolerable

poetic outlaws

Did he ever say anything that wasn’t pretentious?

Eat dog meat boiled in MSG. Get the pagpag. Snort a line at 4 o’clock in the back of a rickshaw. Get paid to travel the world and still whine about your life. Permanently fry your dopamine receptors with a heroin addiction. Let your 11 year old daughter grow up fatherless. Order raw street food. Pozz a Filipino hooker. Visit a brothel. Visit two. Get cucked by your girlfriend with an underaged teen, but still agree to pay the teen off anyway. Don't tip the ladyboy. Sweat whenever someone mentions Epstein in your presence. Seethe about your fans. Neck yourself.

I live like this (visited 11 countries in the last 9 months) and wokism makes me puke.
I don't seethe 24/7 about it, though, so there's that
I also think it's dead or dying

huh?

That looks absolutely putrid.

They mistranslated, the fruity pebbles aren't meant to be actual rocks

this is like food from lazy town or something what is this

Oh you guys are missing out, this is absolutely delicious. Cantonese desserts.
White stuff is coconut milk, black stuff is made of black sesame, fruits are fresh mangoes (and the best ones you had in your life)

Cant on deez nuts.

taking inspiration on how to live from a guy who literally killed himself

LOL imagine

I’m content and happy and don’t want to kill myself at all

Looks like puke

killing himself

He should have had some reservations.

I went to Thailand, the food was trash I mostly just ate McDonalds

live like someone who committed suicide

Lol

Am I the only guy who find bordain corny as fuck? Guy took his shit way too seriously.

Fourth person to make the same fallacious and unfunny "joke" in the thread award

True, and it also inspires you to make more quality shitposts. But I quit drinking a few years ago and now my creative juices have dried up, now I'm just a soulless automaton. I think about kysing myself on a daily basis, much more so than I ever did when I was drunk every day. Don't ever quit drinking kids, this shit sucks.