gee, I sure miss those kids
Gee, I sure miss those kids
This is pretty good and worth a watch. Great performances all around and keeps things as accurate as possible
...other than depicting Nichol as just another completely innocent victim of Chris' lies, without any of the malign shadiness that we know she had
the charges, officer?
This is she, now
The charges, officer?
Context?
*points*
oh, maybe those are my kids
*makes no movements whatsoever*
hehe could someone go ask?
no no im just kidding, its not them
yeah those kids where great haha
good kids.. and wife too
too bad they gone.
*drops lube*
ooops, hehe. No need for that yet!
we done here?
Would be funny if someone tracked her to another church appearance and yelled REPENT, BITCH while holding up some evidence of her wrongdoing
And then since she's in a church she goes and tries to do exactly that, somehow
From this
CHRIS, BEHIND YOU!
saving thumbnails
you dont get to bring kids
arf?
nah, we good
Sorry I was assdrunk when I saved it
gee i sure miss gapemaxxing. Oh i mean my kids!!
There's something about his face.
What is it bros?
hey Chris, I'm going to drive round the block a few times to see if your wife or kids are about. Fancy any chicken nuggets from maccies? the new one serves them red hot instead of cold!
Negative canthal tilt.
Both of them are/were quintessential amerigolems, platonically creepy and classless.
Alright which one of yous was it?
All she had to do was give up the other hole on his birthday
Why couldn't she do it bros?
it was probably chris's parents kek
I miss when they'd do a barrel roll on me
July 2019
Anon Babble wattsposting didn't start until September 2020
There's just nothing going on behind them. I think that's what fascinates people about this case. Chris Watts isn't some evil sadist, he's nothing. There's nothing inside of him and somehow he made it through life and was fairly successful in a way. Honestly he feels like some guy who is more robot than human or some kind of insect man. And when he got assdrunk, for the first time in his life he felt human.
The ass was calling the shots. Nothing he could do.
I wonder why she is wearing brown undies
Maybe he has some East Asian ancestry
It's a bikini, bras are not tied in the back like that
Ah, thank you for the lore gap fill
he's nothing. There's nothing inside of him
there is an idea of a Chris Watts, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
no way I'm getting into a pool with a woman who has an asshole like a ship's foghorn
Yeah, this is an aspect that isn't discussed at all in all these docs.
He isn't even an evil person, he barely qualifies as a person, no thoughts, nothing. What he did was an evil act but I can't really call him an evil person because he is barely sapient.
lore
Lmao, what it looks like in the archive is just one anon doing it by himself for the first few months, and then others start to join in with him. A successful forced meme
PUTA
It's always this retard or Stay-vuhn. What are some other interrogation kinos?
It's easy to force true kino. Everything about the Watts thing is kino, even when considering as a fully functioning human and understand how awful what he did was.
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
There's nothing inside of him
This probably isn't that uncommon.
This. If you watched the police interrogation video(like most of you have probably seen on loop a dozen times) they even say they contacted Chris' watts and extended family and nobody had anything bad to say about him. Maybe this is just good cop routine but it's consistent the entire interrogation.
Chris' friends*
Russell Williams is underrated
sure thing virgen
ANE?
Was he a psychopath?
Nobody had anything good or bad to say about him. When you watch the family home videos he's always just there like some NPC waiting to have his script activated. If anything, the only visible emotion he seems to have is some silent anxiety at existing.
No, he's something short of that. A psychopath would have demonstrated violent behavior on more than just that one day, and a complete lack of remorse over or awareness of what he had done.
(Chris didn't seem to show *enough* remorse but still did show some, and confessed)
can someone give me a short summary of what the deal is? I gather some big assed woman played a role in watts killing some or all of his family? he did it to be big with the big assed one?
Truth is, if this case wasn't real and was a movie, people would call it "bad writing" instead of recognising the kino it is.
how many years have you been making threads about this?
It's a meme because of how fucking stupid Chris was
didn't bother to dispose of his wife's phone before police got there
called the kids' school and told them they would no longer be attending (???)
agreed to a polygraph test when he had no ability to lie well enough to pass
And so on.
And bizarre elements like
neighbor flipping through TV channels to try and navigate to home security camera footage, and the TV showing ads with a fetus and a skull submerged in oil
his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole
You are homosexual, just letting you know.
Imagine an episode of The Simpsons where Homer murders Marge and the kids because Edna let him have anal sex with her.
also stuff like googling the distance to the moon in the midst of killing his children
Guy lives standard sitcom-tier beta husband life, getting admittedly mistreated by his wife and kids in no particularly egregious way, wants to do anal with his wife, wife says absolutely not, guy finds onlyfans chick willing to do it, decides he's going to kill his entire family to be with her, proceeds to do so hilariously incompetently
I'd have hidden the bodies in Nichol's ass.
To add onto the other 2 replies, there's also a group of people that believe some mix of: the dead wife was going to kill or had killed the children, that she was being abusive to him, he did it out of some fucked form of "self defense", etc. No idea how many people ITT genuinely believe it or if they're just having a laugh.
googling nearest volcanoes
Chris himself at various times either claimed
1. she killed the kids, then he killed her in a rage/ouf of self defense
2. he killed the kids to prevent Shannan from killing them (??) and killed her in self defense
It has to be 99% ironic.
You don't murder kids for throwing chicken nuggets at you.
If your wife attacks or kills your kids, you call 911 and hope to save them, you don't move the bodies and try to cover everything up
Did he really?
Kind of makes sense, you don't have any active volcanoes available nearby so instead you drop the bodies into the top hatch of huge oil tanks. A volcano could make you think of doing that instead
Yup. He also googled "what am I supposed to feel when someone says they love me". Dude was literally soulless.
it happened in an episode of Millennium where it was explained away as something like guilt induced psychosis where the guy genuinely believed he killed his family instead of his wife. however, I don't think that happened in this case, Chris just wanted infinite buttsecks and was sick of scolding hot chicken nuggets.
I'll just back the truck up to the lip of the volcano and tip them in.
The court file is really fucking funny.
Kessinger (mistress) searched Google "marrying your mistress"
Watts searched Google for the distance from the moon to earth
Watts searched Google for Mount Colima. He preserved an image of the volcano spewing lava and smoke
for over two hours Kessinger searched Google for wedding dresses
Kessinger spent 45 mins searching "how to prepare for anal sex" and "the anal sex guide."
Watts searched Google for the Dead Sea Scrolls
Watts searched for his kids' school number and told them they weren't going to attend it anymore
disposing of their bodies at well site, Watts searched Google for the lyrics to "Battery" by Metallica
I think Anon Babble likes murderers more than the average woman. Have you sent him nudes?
he already has a bf in prison. I don't have the sauce but I know it's real.
He's going to spend the remaining years of his life in prison for the heartless murder of his wife and children and brutal nature of how he killed them and disposed of their bodies. Four counts of murder in the first degree. To be served consecutively. There's nothing funny about the case. It's horrible.
If that's true, then why did this post (which are just the facts of the case put as dryly as possible) make me burst out laffin?
disposing of their bodies at well site, Watts searched Google for the lyrics to "Battery" by Metallica
No he didn't.
nearest volcano to me
Beemerville Volcano in New Jersey, though it's not considered active and the last eruption was millions of years ago.
yes he did
horribly hilarious maybe
I can't get over how he murdered his family and his first thought was "Hm, what was that Metallica song that says 'kill the family' like again?"
It's sad that the little kids died, but it is comedy gold.
How pro-Shanann is it?
He should have looked up closed mines or rural properties with old wells. Im sure theres tons of that stuff in colorado.
I don't expect I'll ever commit murder but if someone went through my phone and computer history as part of a criminal investigation I'd hate to think what theories they'd come up with
look ma, I posted it again!!
I truly have become the Battery off of Metallica's 1986 album Master of Puppets
i wonder if james hetfield is aware of chris watts
had some edibles the other day and i got super paranoid and wiped everything except cat pictures
Why is this living room so creepy
last name is watts
theme song is battery
Kino
that's happened to me a few times as well. then I remembered that I sync all my memes to the cloud as well.
screaming red-eyed face
If
Yes, IF... We have no way of knowing already. None at all.
Shannan and Watts were unironic NPCs, so their house aesthetic is just what you expect of them with no thought put behind it.
The docs don't do the case justice, as they try to paint Shannan in a good light.
She was such a social media addict exposing everything about their life online and to her friends that 6 hours was enough for everyone to realise Shannan was dead.
I mean... there was that one time I blacked out and teleported home from a brothel and stayed in the house for several days because I didn't know what happened. but maybe that was just all in my head. y'know?
gee, I sure miss those yids
i wonder how many immediately suspected chris did something to her
wipes storage drive of decades of memes
You could have put them all on a big flash drive and sealed it in a metal capsule and then buried it someplace before nuking. At least that way the memes are still alive.
Not pro-Shanann. It doesn't portray her as deserving of being murdered of course, but it shows her doing things that might turn Chris and others against her, like being controlling and ordering for Chris at a restaurant, and aggressively pushing the "Strive" (Thrive) patches on everyone
I've read the relevant stuff in the court case file. Shanann was spilling the beans to a lot of their friends that Chris was being very distant and they were having marital issues.
At 10AM, Shanann's mother was already calling worried about Shannan.
Then 10:44 a friend of hers called Chris asking about Shanann.
Then midday, three people called about Shanaan multiple times.
At 1PM a friend of Shanann told Watts that another friend of hers is going to call the police.
At 15PM, another friend of Shanann sent in their chat group:
"The police need to look at Chris'cell!!! And computer"
Radioactive memes on the cloud
Anon... That's not a good look.
lol who writes this shit?
wood
damn imagine being married to someone like that
what if your wife went missing and then all her friends immediately just thought you murdered her, marital issues or not
something else had to have been going on to drive them to do that, maybe he threatened her before or something
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK
Yeah same I prefer it when women sit on my face and rip huge tooting braps up my nose just like you anon.
man I really miss anal-
I-I mean, the kids
yeah them kids man... really miss them
did he hit the gym that day?
tfw you realize if she had just given Shannal this never would have happened
Grim. It could have all been so simple.
She was a grade A bitch who would talk shit about him on her facebook streams. They knew he killed her because who wouldn't
is anal worth it bros?
It would be based if he actually said that out loud to the cop
if you want a stinky peepee, sure
government mind control is so easy now that you can get mk-ultrad by a booty.
Had me in the first half
No, it's too addictive. Once you start, you'll crave it above all else. Better to never go there
That one video where Shanan is filming/"livestreaming" with her girlfriends and they're about the only people in a mall or whatever watching some shitty Bon Jovi cover band with the overamplified sound blaring and then occasionally she films Chris and he's just standing there awkwardly at the sides and only whenever she films him and tells him to do something does he awkwardly pretend he's enjoying this hororr show hits so hard.
Those wife and kids, man. Miss em
post it
aaaah suburban life is so hard i need to kill my family and buttfuck my mistress to cope
all work and no anal play makes chris a dull boy
Woman constantly talking, needling, muttering under her breath
Man meekly doing everything she says while looking like he wants to die
It's shit like this that makes me wish I was gay. My parents had the exact same dynamic and I commend my dad for coping with alcoholism instead of family annihilation.
you got me
who the fuck mows their lawn vertically. it's like he's already planning the murder.