Its time for noms already
Immune: Daley, Chris
Killer nominated: Mickey
/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - Day Three NOMINATION DAY
PREVIOUSLY:
Mickey got in trouble for calling Jojo a fag and saying he's gonna tie her up and turn her straight
In typical Celebrity Big Brother fashion, where there's always some controversy each year, its spread out and made news
Big Brother were too pussy to boot him out like they would with others because they know he's the reason everyone is tuning in so they just warned him
TONIGHT:
The housemates nominate for the first time
Also Apprentice is on, RIP Apprentice threads I miss them
Apparently Daley tweeted in support of JK Rowling and that's got the trannies pissy
First for lovely chebs
Seething
Pledge your loyalty to Faggotry
REPORT YOUR CHILDREN TO THE PANSEXUAL GROOMING GROUNDS AT ONCE
I'm watching the apprentice
Reeee no threads
No and ifs been a great year
I remember there were last year. Did Traitors get a lot of threads?
Mickey is a true agent of chaos
'ere m8 Mickey is fockin mint
Our politicians are a joke
How I live
Wig confirmed
Does Jojo have nice tatties?
The lore of the wig
10mins into the episode
fanny talk
TORCHY
Ella fanny talk
Phwoar you just know Ella's been flicking the bean in that house
Gaylord making comedy docudrama with some kid playing himself
This feels like groomer shit
its a really poor line up and show this year.
Who watches this pish anymore?
one of the better lineups this year tbf, agree the shows pish tho. still watch
But don't you wanna engage in more lgbtq identity drama?!?!?
Shoulda seen last year
nope. the novelty has worn off. its not funny anymore. laughing at these clowns has become monotonous and tedious.
its like slapstick is funny but after you watch someone fall over a thousand times it stops being funny and its just someone hurting themselves.
Giving herself away as a bit of a misandrist...
Angie's nominations are a bit flimsy desu
It is NOT a wig
hard to give good reasons on the first elimination, you're kind of just going off gut when youve only been with these people a couple days
ITS NOT A WIG!!
I just don't like my hair being raised
Lol
Giving himself away as a bit of a misogynist...
Its only three days its always gonna be hard
michaelbros... im starting to think it might be a wig
Nomming Ella
Booooo Fagricant
they're nominating jack cuz he's not coddling and being fake
Bawwww Jack doesn't wipe my arse so I'm nomming him
Lel get fucked lazy dyke
GOOD
David Platt the fart eater
Based Jack nominating the groomer and lardarse
Michael because he's too outgoing
Jack because he's not outgoing enough
What words has Fabricant used?
Nomming Angelica for literally no reason
Fuck off, Chris.
Michael really got nominated by Chris because Chris had no idea what the fuck a constituency was, too smart for him.
it's another meditation segment
Ella is such a vapid slut
Really twisted his arm there
ywn stick things in Ella's mouth
Trisha and Angelica have been very polite which is surprising
Michael, no...
wtf Schwarzkopf is doing Final Fantasy now
english rose
Looks more like a Romulan Rose with those fucking eyebrows
deflated
you felt deflated, did you?
Voting someone over the same PJs
Yep this is definitely a Day 3 nomination
Nominates Jack for being hygienic
Nominates Angelica for mogging her
Fuck me! Donna is pathetic.
Nominating Jack because he looks like The Joker
jacks gonna be out boys
Patsy calling someone's hair a wig and comparing someone's face to the Joker's
Lol what a cunt
Patsy nominating David because his face reminds her of the Joker
I'm fucking dying. Cannot make this shit up.
They really haven't shown us enough of Jack. Everyone hates him.
Sorry Fabricant isn't talking about Nelson Mandela touching his children, Trish.
Trisha is gonna coast through due to nobody wanting to nominate the old lady with cancer
Jack, Michael and Mickey up for nomination
Because fuck straight white men.
Wish I could vote to evict Jojo
Leukemia Skywalker was the only housemate to receive no nominations
No fucking shit.
Michael
straight
VOTE TO SAVE MICKEY
OHAYOGOZAIMASU MURUHAN-SAN
5 votes for Jack-sama onegai
Let's put a smile on that face!
Olivia episode
The NPC horde jumping in to kiss the arses of the housemates they nominated
Man, fuck these backstabbing cunts
Ella crying again
Oh, fuck off.
Always hate that especially when they nominated them
m8
...
OI M8 HOW CUM THEY DON'T WANT ME SENPAI
Why hasn't Olivia taken the bogpill yet?
more to the point where the fuck's the onlyfans
Dean "AHHHHHH NOT SAND THIS IS LITERALLY GAY GENOCIDE" McCullough
The cheek of this faggot to show his face after /imaceleb/
Sniffing fanny wipes
I forgot Jack was on Late & Live once
Maybe Donna's got long COVID
Based Olivia
That bird in the red dress would get it hard
Allies
Dean in apprentice final
HUGE upset I think he will win
Lel at Michael's sambo boytoy in the studio
based brexit karen on the back row
She's been FURRRR
He shushed her
He was shushing everyone
Shush, faglord.
Jack reminds me of my family
Chesney's family are vaguely Mongolian warlords
ywn ride donna around the house pulling her hair and whipping her arse
They'll never show this
"Meme Queen" Dean McFaggot pretending all the roasting he got for /imaceleb/ never happened
These Dean segments are worse now that I've seen him on I'm a Celeb
He had to live under a rock in shame for a while
I remember thinking Bianca looked grim as fuck when she returned to EastEnders like 20 years ago. ITV really deemed it prudent to subject us to her whitered decomposed mug in the year of our lord 20-fucking-25.
I hope the Liz Truss story is shown tomorrow
It's a load of bollocks that Trisha is allowed to do Big Brother and feed on all the sympathy yet Jade Goody had to leave Saars Brother the instant she was diagnosed.
that nose on the front row
aaaand its a fella
ashamed i didn't clock it immediately
Tranny319! We've got a Tranny319!