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Question of the Day

Which actress makes you the hardest in her movies?
Bonus: post a pic of her alongside your explanation.

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Always Be Pimpin'.

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you seen flow? it's kino

TCM premiere of The Gentle Rain

hot women edition

Attached the wrong image again?

IT CAME

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what's the most overrated japanese movie you've seen?

What's the best misogynistic movie

Harakiri, no contest.

Queen of Anon Babble

The collected filmography of Lars Von Trier.

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This. Babbys first samurai movie

I don't read threads by retards who say no one outside the US cares about Hitchcock. Such a person has no value.

on his way to the bar

name of picrel?

All About Lily Chou-Chou by a fucking mile. Fuck that film and fuck whoever thinks it's a noteworthy work of art. They're all idiots.

Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets kinda disappointed me. Not terrible, but I didn't quite "get" it, emotionally.

Onibaba is good.

I tell you, do what you need to do, no parachute. It's better for humanity and this general. Too low IQ to read and proud of it! Hahaha, you're looking like a retard because the no one cares about Hitchcock was also me just playin' for laughs and you also didn't read the part where I clarified it. But you're too dumb to read.

Throw away your books has like one good scene

I think Ichi the Killer is overrated as a cult flick, other Miike films go harder

honestly, most of the famous japanese "samurai" movies are horribly overrated

Harakiri poster here, I agree. Genre was timmyfied way too fast for it to develop. I'd rather get me a historical drama with guts like Onimasa, thanks.

A modern day Harakiri would be a Tarantino film about an old black man (played by SLJ of course) getting ebic revenge on the owners of a local grocery store after they serve appropriate justice to a young dindu who attempts to rob them.

chicken george with a time machine lookin' ass

Question of the Day

As of recently it is Jane March from L’amant. Especially the scene where she gets slapped and fucked rough.

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No the scene where they burn the American flag and that awesome rock song plays

And that would be fire. Make samurai flicks for the YNs (aka Anon Babble)

misogynistic

Lars Von Trier

He's a misanthrope who hides his self inserts by having women star in his films

two different people recommende two different japanese movies to me on the same day

very similar posters

coincidence?

here's that meme
hahaha lol. stupendous. christ i'm getting old.

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

This is the fucking thing you teased on the previous thread? You should be banned for this.

I was joshing, but on that note, I don't think he's truly a misanthrope. There's a fairly ubiquitous layer of self-hatred to his writing, but it's clear that he shows a great level of empathy for the "victims" in his films in a way that no one that inherently despises humanity would. Just from taking a quick glance at The House That Jack Built and how he portrays the titular serial killer as a loser and a bore, one can extrapolate that conclusion.

In fact, I think his work is best analyzed through a Gothic lens (think Gothic in a very 19th century, Lord Byron sense), where these grand, showboaty, displays of suffering and emotion are simply the default mode of expression. He's an artist out of his time. A jointmaker out of joint (to quote Hamlet).

People would always post that one under their Instagram posts back in the day...

When i was 14 i was so turned on by Theresa Russell in this movie that i had to pause it to whack off, no joke.

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The Oscar race is heating up.

Seven Samurai.

if i got banned would you come with me?

No.

He's more sad at humanity than hating of it imo. It's like when you're so sad at something that you get angry at it, or some like that

I think i'm mellowing out, it doesn't piss me off anymore that i have to share the general with people who like Lars Von Trier.

literally any japhorror from the 90s and 00s and seven samurai. seven samurai is one of the worst kurosawa films. I liked house but I think that was pretty overrated too.

I think onibaba and harakiri were amazing

Indeed. It's almost comparable to a sort disappointed Christian fervor, mad that God won't answer.

I love humanity. I love people. You should try it, too.

thanks for reminding me that mermaid legend had a recent blu release, been meaning to check it
still no august in the water in hd, sad

Sonoslop

I said love conquers all last thread, or a couple threads ago.

$10 million or the chance to wait this table?

Hausu is overrated as fuck, but at least it looks good and is kinda funny.

That's it, the classic silence of God. Von Trier always moves in between hope and hopelessness, often mixing the two in the strangest ways.

Can i poison their food?

Hate Begets Hate

This place is second rate because of stains like you. Your presence alone devalues it.

And Dat's Da Truth,Ruth.

You can hate whites with no consequences but we're punished for hating you back, it's all fair and just

Unironically please watch Do the Right Thing

Projections from a Anon Babblestained mind. No one cares about hatin' no one but (You).

Literally no one was talking about white people

Well, my telephone rang, it would not stop
It’s President Kennedy calling me up
He said, “My friend, Bob
What do we need to make the country grow?”
I said, “My friend, John; Brigitte Bardot
Anita Ekberg
Sophia Loren”
Country'll grow

Stick to the street like I'm semen

Has Afternoons of Solitude already released on digital or any rip at all?

Yes.

I thought it was Hari Nef on the thumbnail, what a disappointment

august in the water in hd

wasn't that shot on 90s video? will be difficult i guess.

Source? Never heard of that before

Any link? Can't seem to find it on knaben, yandex nor rutracker.

no source, just my recollection of watching it

We watchan The Hills Have Eyes (1977) right now in our kinoplex, all welcome movie4chanDOTcom

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What's the fucking appeal of Onibaba seriously?

Miike has better films but I appreciated Ichi a lot more after I read the manga

off-topic, you all know what to do

bro thinks Wes Craven isn't arthouse or classic

uploaded on ptp a few days ago
it'll probably trickle down soon

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Neat. Thanks.

bro watch breaking the waves it's a masterpiece

Uh ok

watch it

it's literally about how "good" husbands let their wife be a massive slut under the guise of religion

Wtf is wrong with danes

No it is 35mm my friend

alright, maybe there's hope

There is but Ishii does not seem very well admired in Japan so who knows

Been a while since I watched that but I don't remember Stellan's character being very religious and I'm pretty sure he just wanted his retard wife to find another man to look after her because he was on his deathbed or so he thought

It's a christian film, but y'all ain't ready for that convo. She's Jesus (but unironically and I mean this 100%).

how much real animal cruelty does this have ? I'm a pussy.

why is this already trumpable ? how does PTP work ?

trumpable

What did they mean by this

This torrent is trumpable for the reason(s):

Improper Framerate, Hardcoded Subtitles

Trumpable isn't a word

overrated

People who use this as a metric of analysis are subhuman mongoloids, seriously

very overrated post

You sound pretentious

They're subhuman only if they don't flesh out their opinion. Saying something is overrated is just sticking a subjective label that speaks more about the person than the film (or piece of art) that he is talking about.

Such an overrated opinion

neither is freeleech but it means something on torrent trackers

Freeleech you can easily understand, it's a no punishment leech
But what the fuck does "trumpable" mean

But what the fuck does "trumpable" mean

It means the torrent can be trumped (replaced) by another torrent which doesn't have the flaws indicated. It's not hard to understand.

it's not hard to understand

But this piece of shit is

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le overrated lolol

Imagine thinking this reflects the stirring reflections of an active mind
If this is genuinely how you judge the quality of a film, I think art in general isn't for you

There's a difference between calling something overrated in the context of niche, unpopular subjects, and telling the truth about the slop people consume in mass culture, which is inherently overrated. The people who express the former, without any valid criticism, are internet addicted trogs who need to log off Letterboxd, for real. Just end it, you will never get attention outside Anon Babble threads

Oh I see, so "overrated" is terrible, invalid criticism, but "slop" is genuine?
lmao

gonna marathon this guy's kinography

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slop is genuine

Anon I...

because star wars, marvel and animated movies for children deserve valid criticism

oh but this renowned art house film is overrated, because I don't exist in the real world outside niche internet subforums

Get a fucking life, man. This is why you don't have friends.

The slop people consume in mass culture is inherently underrated. Calling it overrated just calls to mind the lack of thinking done by deterrents of popular, accesible culture.

There's nothing intellectually stimulating about modern media

white man BAD but white woman GOOD cause sexo!

It's just biting the hand that feeds

Who?

Who is this, second picture does things to me.

Masanobu is a intensely uninteresting visual artist. Ito blows his work out of the park in the canon of Japanese avant-garde cinema.

You're feeding a post-ironic troll. Don't bother. Consumption and instant gratification is all this Anon is capable of

Please help!
I'm stuck. Should I watch

Yi-Yi

Faces

The Mother and the Whore

The Ox Bow Incident

Naked

Yee Yee

I can get through to trolls very easily and break through the mold of irony

The Mother and the Whore

A fuck nigga that's that shit I don't like!

Korine slop
Slop
Eggers overrated
Overrated
What's it like to watch A24 Slop
Slop

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Ali fear eats the soul was a nothing film. Is Fassbinder a meme or shall I try another?

All of Fassbinders movies are like that, nothing happens and people are cruel to each other

'Cause if at first you don't succeed (first you don't succeed)
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (again, again)

Great picks all of them. Start with Yi Yi.

Kobayashi's entire body of work, Rashomon, Hauusu (these two made far better movies)

I'm too dim to enjoy things hence it's overrated

Kill yourselves

Hemorrhoid status?

Ishii does not seem very well admired in Japan

If this is true now it's surprising, considering how absurdly influential he was on japanese cinema.

Been binging pornography today and realized that stuff like rough porn makes dumb stuff like Trier and Noe and those types movies feel obsolete. There is nothing no European arthouse auteur will make that will show misery and human degradation more than Kendra Star’s Woodman scene.

That's one of the reasons why edgelord cinema like Trier and Noé is pathetic, especially considering how empty they are beyond that.

Was porn always disgustingly brutal like that, or am I becoming less accepting of abuse?

You say that as if all porn is the same.

These niggas are completely filtered by violent cinema in the style of the mentioned directors. They don't get that it's not only about how it looks, but what the movies say about violence and humanity at large. Comparing these films to porn is saying that they are only focused on achieving a look, which couldn't be further from reality.

It's become way harder in recent years, thank God. It's also much more varied, interesting and hot.

More hardcore stuff is becoming more mainstream now, but i think 2000s was peak brutality, especially in Japan.

Exactly, unless they break the rules of mainstream sensibilities they will be easily forgotten McDonald’s nihilists.

Yes. The reason it seems worse today is because they use tons of lube and numbing medication so no one feels anything. It is sanitized in a way. In the past you’d have guys like Rocco and Nacho who will just go in completely dry and ass fuck them prison style. Plus you have the Meatholes guys and Khan or whoever the fuck that guy is who made girls cry a lot. Also Max Hardcore.

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What’s the hardest stuff out there? I’d probably go with the Woodman guys. I’ve heard people argue for legalporno, but it seems very phony to me. They’ve never drawn blood before like woodman.

I'm not much of a gorehound but August Underground was pretty nasty

Did Cahiers put out a review on Trap? I want to see why they put it on their top 10 list.

berlin alexanderplatz is good

Guinea pig. I also think the found (2012) director is satanic and gets off on his gore. Headless 2015 couldn't finish

Heaven POV Vile Vixen scene.

Angels melancholia (2009) trauma (2017)

which soundtrack should i

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Not even close.

Someone there must have a hard on for jeeta saleka night. I really thought megalopolis was gonna crack it

They always had a hard on for Shyamalan

I really thought megalopolis was gonna crack it

Yeah, I really did too

Then say one, the anon wants to know.

always throws me for a loop that ningyo means mermaid but ningyō means doll

The hardest obviously has to be illegal, but for legal stuff you'd have to go for those infamous Jamie Gillis tapes from the 90s or any of the myriad scat vids that get produced everyday, specially if they're combined with Facial Abuse type degradation.

none

True I forgot about lady in the water which tbf has much more meat and subtext to it

it's on vk

myriad scat vids that get produced everyday

I thought the anon meant ladies getting beaten up, the worst of which i've seen was that Vile Vixen scene, but i'm not into that stuff, i just watch everything out of curiosity.

Facial abuse is overrated IMO the girls are usually ugly, and they only get really rough with the ugly girls. Even the famous Amelia video sucks to me because Bootleg is being too soft on her.

Thanks. The girl was not very pretty but the scene was pretty rough. Not bad at all m8. But I still think The Woodman Kendra Star scene is still rougher, perhaps the worst of them all.

Yes that is what I meant you are the only one who posted a worthy film so far

I think any Kaytlin Katsaros BDSM scene mogs that VV scene, but I don't like them. I enjoy pain, not goofy shit like dudes pretending they're alphas for hitting on a girl with no regards for love. If you're gonna get violent, do it right or don't do it.

Anon Babble - facial abuse and EDGLRD classics

i enjoy pain, not goofy shit like dudes pretending they're alphas for hitting on a girl with no regards for love. If you're gonna get violent, do it right or don't do it.

You and I are on the same page, I like you.

Nah, facial abuse is McDonald’s rough sex. Anon Babble is spiritually max hardcore

Modern classics?

Whatever. Quit it with this off-topic bullshit.

Pain & Gain

Unironically? Midsommar, The Witch, Interstellar, First Reformed, the list goes on.

You mad?

Don't Expect Too Much From the End of the World
Mike Adriano's scene with Riley Reid and Lana Rhoades

Anora

Personally not into Mike Adriano at all, cinematography isn’t very good too much closeup of asshole type angles. Also too much slip and slide going on not enough grit

You should check out Riley Reid scene with Rocco and Maddy something. Very rough and good, Rocco is pretty hammy in it too