Why didn't he punch this twink in the fucking face?

Why didn't he punch this twink in the fucking face?

humiliation ritual

I think he was toying with the idea until he saw the blood on his knuckles

Hes a mexijew

He who strikes first goes to prison for assault

He thought he'd lose, he's a fat out of shape guy and the teen has fighting experience and youth, as well as a bunch of friends with him.
I think I'd rather take the beating just to show the teen a bad time, I could get one punch in

In this scenario, c.k. should have smiled to his date and apologized for the inconvenience and got up and started hitting the fuck. Even if it meant getting his ass beat he was still in control of the situation. Yeah maybe he would lose the fight and his date would get the ick but that would tell you all you need to know about her.

It's a trap because had he fought the kid he might have either beat his ass or gotten his ass beaten both of which would have turned his date off. Haven't you seen all of those videos where the wife or his girlfriend gets in the way of a fight and they end up getting clocked or causing the guy to lose? Many such cases.

Louis CK boxes and spars and Joe Rogan says he’s legitimately good and has power. Just throwing that out there

That’s why you slap them for being disrespectful. It jolts them just enough to be humiliated and taken aback but also won’t give them brain damage or knock them out. Then if they retaliate you take them to the cleaners.

It was humiliation porn from a public masturbator famous for belittling his penis on stage

This scene would’ve been a hundred times more effective with a black teen. Then you’re showing what goes through the average white mans head when deciding what to do with blacks

If I punch him his nigger friends will jump me

If I get knocked out then they’ll stomp on my face & possibly give me brain damage

A white teen is just too unintimidating

One time I slapped this kid in high school a my girlfriend a ho, but he was right. I did it all for the nookie though.

It's funny how this video gets talked about because every man who watched this is terrified of the same thing happening to them with a girl. Just says how much power woman have over men. Not every girl will get turned off by you refusing to fight someone.

Which is why CK shouldn't have been intimidated. Unless the other guy's drunk or retarded, they aren't going to randomly start assaulting you. Not in a public place, at least.

What? That's bullshit

wow a whole thread of the kind of person who goes home and imagines how they could have won an argument they fucked up earlier in the day. none of you have ever thrown a punch or swung a weapon in anger, though I'm willing to bet a fair number of you have been on the recieving end from your various perverted fathers and uncles and older brothers.

I've stood up to like 4 bullies in school bud. What about you?

A sober guy isn't going to get his ass thrown in prison over a restaurant disagreement. Attacking someone unprovoked is serious trouble.

i go through life hoping someone will try some shit like this with me so i can put two holes in their chest

but i think the fact that i want it to happen so much makes people not see me as an easy victim so nobody ever tries anything

Few things more satisfying than putting some retard that thought he was tough shit in his place and watching him avert his eyes and lower his head like a dog whenever he passes you in the hallway

You would fold like a pretzel without your little weapon buddy

well yeah the people that would pull that shit are only ever looking for easy targets

and how'd you like the immediate follow up swirlies/locker stuffs/shit kicking?
no shit, yet whether or not violence can be done and then gotten away with seems to be the primary deciding factor for this entire thread when roleplaying themselves in imaginary cuck scenarios. weird huh?

Have you heard of the race known as "Niggers"?

that's what the gun is for, retard

I'm glad I was able to stand up for myself back in school. I'm fairly small but I punched a few people who started shit with me and they were always surprised. being quiet always makes you look vulnerable to some which people should know. Fuck bullies.

Not every girl will get turned off by you refusing to fight a guy

Not every guy is gonna care if you’re a fat whale but women being perceived as overweight is still implanted in all of their heads.

and how'd you like the immediate follow up swirlies/locker stuffs/shit kicking?

Never happened.

Of course, it'd be a different discussion if it wasn't just some obnoxious white guy in a sweatshirt.

Exactly. Without your gun, you'd probably have to fight with your hands, and might lose.

That’s why you slap them for being disrespectful.

So you can go to prison for assault over slapping some random kid like a bitch?

Fair point then

A rowdy shithead teen deff would whether he was black or white. Only difference is only one of those is willing to kill you if it gets bad enough

he realized he was in the wrong for trying to ruin those kids' fun all for a nasty whore

He was too busy beating his meat

for sure, I'm thankful I was fortunate enough to have a father that actively encouraged me to do it

Ok and without the internet you wouldn't have anything to talk about because technology is great.

What pussy ass bitch country do you live in where people go to “prison” for slapping someone who provokes them, gets in their face and is disrespectful like this? You sound like a sheltered wimpy little bitch who’s never even been in any conflict because you never leave your mother’s house and even if you did, you’d avert your eyes from everyone and look down at the ground

You literally said yourself that the entire reason you should instigate the assault with a slap is so you can go to prison. I was just pointing out how nonsensical that was.