I think they were implied as boyfriends
I think they were implied as boyfriends
I think you should get a job and stop using Anon Babble as social media.
That's cause you're a faggot (woman) that can't fathom dudes being bros :)
NO! NO! NO! STOP INJECTING YOUR WOKE POLITICS INTO MY BIG BOY STORY ABOUT MAGICAL ELFS AND GRUNGLEMEN! YOU FUCKING T-TRANNY JEW SHILL!
This is a real phenomenon.
Women will die arguing that male characters who are close with a strong bond can only be gay lovers.
There is no Platonic admiration, no loyalty, no service for the betterment of each other, such concepts are foreign to women. Storybook magic which cannot occur in real life without penetration being involved.
Is it the same as the books
wasn't sam way older in the books?
they were queer coded
Sam was constantly dreaming of getting home and plowing the shit out of Rosie's fertile fields.
Frodo was raped by Nazgul and couldn't even think about sex without the old wound hurting him.
They were just bros.
This. Take an upvote.
Actually, you can love another man without being sexually attracted to them. And if you can't, you're probably gay in denial.
Many dudes start out as normal bros but over time a new intimacy develops and their relationship grows even stronger. It was implied that Frodo had feminine tendencies because he falls asleep in Sam’s arms and Frodo never marries afterwards. Sam was more of the man in the relationship but I don’t think they ever went all the way. In hobbit culture they are only considered adults in their 30s. Frodo and Sam would be adult by our standards but in hobbit culture a bit of “youthful exploration” could be forgiven. Although hobbits tend to not be the most sexual people anyways so it is doubtful that they went all the way
Frodo had cancer from his Nazgul raping, he could barely function day-to-day, let alone get it up. He hung around to finish Bilbo's book then pissed off to Elfland.
Hobbit jockey
He might have been sucking off sam. You never know. Frodo was really cute and he felt safe with Sam. They really helped each other a lot
i think you should die
i watched the extended trilogy and this was the only moment that seemed slightly gay.
They were inspired by Tolkien's experiences in WWI, where upper class toffs all had their "batman" in the trench, a working class fella often taken from the toff's estates and tasked with just being their butler basically. They were the ones that brought their pampered lords back from the war in more than one case.
Also the upper class toffs were more likely to be fags and so they had unrequited loves for their batmen. The batmen went home to marry their Rosies while the toffs longed for the glory days of war when they could roust around with the lads, going to parties where the whole gag was the toffs getting to dress up as women, and they didn't have to marry some aristocratic bitch and have sex with them just to produce heirs. They'd much rather have travelled to the undying lands, leaving behind the world full of unrequited love and emotional turmoil.
Tits or gtfo
it was a bromance. know the difference
they're 100% homosex
i can it's just that these two were queers
one can. these two couldnt
They weren't queer :^)
The books have extended sex scenes between them and Gandalf
No but they definitely used Golum to relief themselves
Women (correctly) assume that any man who is nice to them is trying to fuck them.
Naturally they assume this applies to male relationships as well.
This is true, if im nice to male Anons its also because I wanna fuck them :)
NOOOOO NOOOOOOO FILTHY HOBBITSES SODOMIZED GOLLUM WITH THEIR STUBBY HOBBIT COCKS
THEY USED MY PRECIOUS AS A COCK RING
POOR GOLLUM MUST SHIT INTO A BURLAP SACK, GOLLUM IS LOOSE
(incorrectly)
I don't speak to women I don't know anymore because of this. I'm not being cute, I just want to know how long you have been waiting in line. Because if you have beennwaiting more than 20 minutes I plan to go to a different restaurant for lunch.
Lynchian
And you would not prefer what you describe in your spoiler?
you
The fuck, im not a woman, dumbass nigger
Caspere knew this
Would the One Ring turn you invisible if you placed it on your dick?
They were very fucking gay dropping hot hobbit loads in the breakfast soup
I think you are implied as gay if you see to bros, that went to the ends of the earth and faced the ultimate evils of the world, saying goodbye forever and you think that means anything beyond what it was.
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Consider the possibility that women are incapable of true friendship with anyone, especially other women. It’s all purely transactional and can flip on a dime
This is retarded, Tolkien based it on his wartime experience, he literally fought in the trenches during the Battle of the Somme, one of the bloodiest battles of WWI, so yes there was a strong camaraderie which is reflected in the Sam Froddo relationship
then why do women have lifelong female friends they turn to in crisis? or are you just theorizing based on your high school experiences?
No, I’m basing it on a lifetime of experience. When the crisis has passed they’ll shit talk that other bitch like nobody’s business, while the “supportive” one keeps score for her next crisis. Transactional
Women very rarely have lifelong friends. That's more of a male thing.
philosophically illiterate
meanwhile zoomers have literally no friends once they finish high school
Am I an aristofag? No.
I think they were implied as boyfriends
Well, zoomers aren't even humans so who cares
Would you rather chill with the boys or some shrill hag that you have to tolerate because she shat out some kids for you? Which is gayer? Serious questions
L O N D O N
When the crisis has passed they’ll shit talk that other bitch like nobody’s business, while the “supportive” one keeps score for her next crisis.
no they dont
have you tried touching grass yet
Depending on definition, the latter. But I still think it is worth it to continue my and my ancestor's genetic presence in the world.
let's put it this way: if they were magically transported through time to current year they'd start hanging out at airport restrooms or spend an evening with daniel craig
the rest of the world disagrees in your case
Is it the same as the books
yes, if anything Sam is even more gay for Frodo in the books
you'd rather fuck your wife than go to the dragclub with the boys??? FAG!
Women are only capable of truly loving their own children and even that doesn't always happen.
Most men only think they've got a lifelong friend because their expectations of a friend is so incredibly low. There's nothing like Sam and Frodo's relationship, instead it's just going out drinking now and then and playing videogames together once a week or sending random memes back and forth in a groupchat or some shit like that, nothing deeper. It's why these "friendships" can be broken by a girl wanting it to end.
I've been surprised more than once when some dude revealed he thought we were friends because we made small talk at work, or we'd played a game together a few times. But that's not a friendship, it's just an acquaintance and it's sad that modern men believe the two are the same thing. Mostly because they're not allowing themselves to really open up and share their fears and beliefs and connect with other men for fear of it being gay, so then they think the superficial acquaintance must what friendship is.