5 large popcorns please, here's my dad's credit card

5 large popcorns please, here's my dad's credit card

how do you respond without sounding mad?

Why would I be mad?

Charge him for five large buckets. Give him 5 large single pieces.

"Hey that's what you said man"

Come on, anon. We both know he doesn't have a dad.

I run away with the card.

I do my job and give him the popcorn in exchange for monetary compensation.

why do millenials hate us so much..

I'm sorry sir but we have a strict no singles policy.

I work at the concession stand so I'm not part of the clean-up crew, and as such it's not my problem.

unironically bvckbroken by people having fun

I wonder where it went so wrong that throwing shit at the screen like the 'urban market' would is the literal high point of these kids lives.

Stop appropiating urban youth culture for starters.

the minecraft movie was truly a 9/11 tier tragedy for Anon Babble soiennials

i don't even do shit like in op webm but whats so wrong about it
what even is that? first thing comes to mind when i think about it is Banksy or something

honestly get chicken jockey'd retard

Your generation is distilled cringe. I’m old enough millennial to where I only missed being an X’er by a few years, so there’s a lot about millennials that I dislike too (we made brownies and furries a thing, as an example), but there’s just something about living your entire lives with cell phones and social media that has turned you all into the most annoying faggots in human history. The nigger worship is a big one, but it’s the styles, the memes, everyone wanting to be a streamer, it’s all really fucking feminine and lame.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

honestly if you don't throw drinks it's fine. Vacuuming popcorn is the easiest time a theater worker does

op webm

What?

how do you respond without sounding mad?

You had a blueprint of everything that millennials did wrong and then proceeded to double down on every single aspect, then fuck up in new and inventive ways.

"Let me guess, you want to see the Minecraft movie you cunt?"

guess i thought i had those other threads open knocking on some young lads having fun thought i was replying to that
refer to this didn't you have the blueprint of the rich home owning boomers only to end up like you are now oppressing us? i don't even hold anything against you guys, my parents are millenials but seems like you've been on our backs ever since covid

Only good thing you guys got going is antisemitism

Ok Karen.

kino popcorn guy

Every generation makes mistakes. The difference is that before yours, the mistakes they made were different due to learning from their elders’ example.
Yours learned nothing. You get fucked in the ass harder than millennials do, you get fed worse entertainment and willingly support it harder, from people who make even less effort to hide their contempt of you

we are in a park. i'm drinking a coffee. what are you talking about.

wah wah wah new generation bad old generation good

Yours learned nothing. You get fucked in the ass harder than millennials do, you get fed worse entertainment and willingly support it harder

i literally don't "support it harder" but its what boomers and millenials are feeding us, and i personally see it from an economic point of view, minorities are having children at a faster rate, all these coloured people in slop is catering to the new generation of mindless consumers and tax payers, have you even seen the migration intake levels? it needs to be the way it is to support the pensions and lifestyle of boomers and millenials, and us zoomers get fucked for that cos you millenials focused on your careers and didnt have 5+ children on average like boomers did.

Young people bad isn't exclusive to the elderly.
I started thinking it just 5 years after I left school.

These threads are all shilling, the Minecraft movie was desperate to go viral and this is the best they could come up with, 4 webms of kids throwing popcorn.

You'll never own a house and you will never be able to afford your own basic necessities muhahahahaha

Millenials are having a full on "stop having fun" tier boomer meltdown and they're too stupid to realise it

I would simply say

"here's your 5 large popcorns young man, I haven't seen the new Cars film yet, but I'm sure it's rev-iting! Haha! Anyway, there's a great barber around the corner from here, I can point you in their direction when you're leaving, enjoy the film!"

i didn't go to popcorn stand school, i went to films

Covid and the vax broke them. It's a good thing.

with butter?

**make the popcorn**

Here you go, enjoy the flick

**go back to flirting with phat ass co worker**

Wow!!! was that hard?

Oh it shows, Quentin. It shows!

nice justification zoomie

viral marketing isn't real life, being annoyed because you took your kids to see a movie and some faggot smashed their drink/popcorn over them isn't having a 'meltdown', it's a normal reaction.

being annoyed because you took your kids to see a movie and some faggot smashed their drink/popcorn over them isn't having a 'meltdown', it's a normal reaction.

I doubt that anyone in these threads has even gone to the minecraft movie.

You guys are just poorly socialised, even when you're having fun its like a simulacrum of fun, doing a routine, it's creepy. Every zoomer I've known is a drag to talk to, no stories or banter, no live experiences to share.
To none zoomers you come across as sociopaths. But I don't think it's your fault or a lost cause so I don't hate anyone.

You know, it might be inconceivable for you, but you can have fun without going full nigger tier chimpout mode and trashing the entire place you're in.

that’s what happens when everything has to be performative, or behind a layer of irony

To none zoomers

Bro, your english license?

rescinded

oh no auto correct fucked up and my entire point is invalid

Sorry, I shouldn't have expected more from a millennial.

millennial here. chicken jockeying is the funniest thing i've seen in a while.

b-b-but the families are trying to enjoy the movie

maybe the kikes who made it should think twice before churning out such unadulterated slop that consuming it causes people to transcend the moviegoing experience into a realm of consciousness so far removed from enjoying the film that they begin smuggling live chickens into the theater and screaming "kill the nigger" while raining popcorn down from heaven.

Absolutely not gay and sociopathic.

Yep, I agree.

somehow it's the kids' fault they're fucked up and not the parents

zoomers are no longers kids, gen alpha are gonna be based, they hate minecraft

you are wiggers

It is. Your parents aren't worth shit. You're an individual, you need to raise yourself and be your own God. Otherwise, you're a bitchmade pansy ass little FAGGOT who deserves to be sodomized and die of AIDS.

the children have the same opinion as me

this mean i have their approval and am still relevant!

Unironically , has 1 event destroyed millennials so hard before? I can't remember the last time there was so much zoomer seethe.

Bruh this same thing happened like 3 years ago with Minions or whatever.

Even then, there were not that many threads seething this hard.