Zoomer soul

zoomer soul

Based. Cringe.

zoomers have redeemed themselves
i fucking kneel

9/11 for millennials

based broccoli boys

I'm a goose / turkey hybrid & i approve this message brought to you by our delectable chicken brothers.

kino beyond words

Return to monkey. I am proud of Zoomers for the first time. I think they're going to make it.

soiennials are gonna freak and cry "animal rights" when they see this

That poor chicken was probably so scared

CHICKEN JOCKEY

So that was in actuality just one movie theater and not something that happens everywhere? Wow, nothing ever really happens

You underestimate how dumb chicken are.

LONDON
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Coulda lived it's life in a cage it couldnt move inside of, forced to shit eggs unnaturally every day for it's entire life instead of enjoying one glorious day with the boys.

hey teenagers know what would be gas, if you buy our movie ticket for minecraft

tfw it works and you make billions

Good. They should fear us.

This weekend is going to be FUCKING NUTS! Theaters are gonna have armed security and tear gas.

they're lucky no one did what the OP guy did and sneak in something worse than a chicken

I'm pretty sure there's already been one guy shooting a gun off at a showing

And they wonder why no one wants to go to movie theaters anymore

When it was actual autistic Minecraft fans screaming and spazzing, I liked it.

but now it’s clout-chasing normies who don’t even know what Minecraft is. it’s inauthentic and pure egotism.

Next they should start throwing overpriced eggs at eachother whilst wearing KFC buckets on their head

It's a fucking chicken; it's lucky it's not a Popeye's Spicy chicken sandwich right now
The only animals that have souls/ deserve respect are fellow predators like cats and dolphins
The rest barely even have brains (well goats and pigs are kinda smart but they taste too good so whatever)

Kill them all. Just take them out and shoot them. They will never be a credit to the human race. Chicken deserves better.

Wow

Janny-sama, the floors are waiting.

ikr
chickens are nice they're surprisingly good pets
the snuggle next to you and almsot purr

Imagine trying to take your precious little loli daughter to see this movie, and some grunting smartphone wielding thugs cause a riot

Clean it up nigga

hope the zoomers knock your pedo ass down too, gramps

bok bok.
For the rest of you,that means I love you.

I don't even understand what you are trying to mock

That's because sincerity is alien and scary to you stupid monkeys

Why are people doing this I actually don't get it

If you'd take your kid to see such a degenerate movie you are a bad parent.

Basde and chickenhawkpilled.

Must do trendy thing

precious little loli daughter

man these zooomers are just staring at their phones, they gotta go out and have fun like we did back in the day

NO NOT LIKE THAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOTTA CLEAN IT UP

Nigger you just called your hypothetical daughter a loli
Go fuck yourself

This is the actual reason i don't care
If you're dumb enough to bring your kid to the fucking minecraft movie you're a shit parent who deserves what comes to you
If something like this was happening at toy story or whatever that would be differ

that was obviously a typo, idiot

The youngest Millennials were in like 5th grade during 9/11 and the oldest ones had graduated college already. 9/11 was 9/11 for Millennials, we all remember it vividly. It's the zoomers who have no memory of life before 9/11 and the oldest zoomers barely even remember it happening.

An excuse to knock out multiple broccoli heads and get away with it? I may have to take my niece to this movie

How is it different

so what WERE you trying to type instead you pedo freak?

We went before trashing the theatre at that moment had become a thing. She liked it. We went back to the hotel room she played Minecraft on her tablet. I joined in with my phone until the pizza I ordered arrived. It was a fun night. I discovered she’s talks in her sleep, I might have to have that looked into.

This is called freedom

but the chicken

He's literally just fine and even if he wasn't chickens are killed every day by the millions after being in a tiny cage their entire lives and nobody cares

but popcorn on the ground

The janitors have to clean it it's their job

but it's not correct

Why not? As long as it's legal I can and I WILL do it. Companies just follow the law when they make groceries unaffordable, blackrock is just following the law when buying all real estate and making housing unaffordable. Nobody accuses them of bad conduct, I will not care. Sorry, clean it up!

lolly-licking daughter

Cringe-kino!

This phenomenon has really separated the wheat from the spiritual negroids

You guys are idiots. Some of my chickens are as smart as cats and dogs. They have their own individual character, habits, attachments, feelings, they can feel happy or sad, they can think ahead and plan, etc. Only an utter moron who has never interacted with them for more than 30 seconds would claim otherwise.

t. chicken farmer

We dont need another hero

Zoomers are the kids of the apocalypse

soul

quite the opposite, there's nothing soulful about doing dumb shit on camera in hopes of blowing up on social media

It's brown tier behavior

blowing up

Bro, most of them will not even appear on any social media. Only 2 or 3 will get recognition.

takes the "this is the 9/11 but for [whatever]" meme seriously

some millennials are really starting to act like boomers when it comes to jokes and memes, it's actually depressing

thank you for spelling it out for those in the back

Animal abuse.

traumatizing an animal for tiktok slop

Grim… absolutely grim
Gen alpha and zoomers are indeed spiritually Indians

I might have to have that looked into

Why?

starts rioting

immediately the light come on and the movie stops

lmao even the theatre guards must've suspected something

bro chill it's all just meaningless irony, words don't mean anything, jokes don't require context or logic

Fuck you, zoomie.

yeah, the ones who do shit like escalate up to bringing livestock.

I'm actually 32 anon, that's why I said it's depressing

Omg he's *munch* using that *chew* animal! I will not stand for this *gulp* abuse of a living *crunch* being!

yeah, and the rest of the clique are latching on to the ones that get recogition/try to get some like parasites. i do not understand how anyone can look at the body language alone and not be revolted. social media was a goddamn mistake. i hope a good 50% of the chimps in the video & the people defending that behavior end up in deadend janny-type jobs themselves in their 30s.

Legal and acceptable aren't the same thing.
It's uncivilized behavior.

it's a fookin chicken, m8. it's gonna end up as tendies anyway
the only thing I care about is whether to fry, bake or boil a chicken

You have the mind of a brainrotted zoomer.

They're having FUN? >:(
I wish MISERY upon them! :)

But you didn't comprehend it. You didn't know shit about the jews and what that event meant.

They are acting like Basketball Americans. I dislike Basketball Americans.

you have the mind of an out of touch seething boomer, it is what it is

I too dislike Basketball Americans, perhaps we can be pen pals

dat white boy brought a chicken

You didn't know shit about the jews and what that event meant.

The same could be said for 99% of the entire population in all age groups.

No. Birds don’t feel fear.

No fun allowed (you)

brown people get shit done, white people get stabbed at track meets

fun at the expense of others

They're not having fun, it's 100% performative in order to fit in and try to get social media clout. Do you not see all the kids in the videos who stand up just before the chicken jockey moment and look around to see when everyone else does the thing so they can follow along? It's all an empty play for their cameras.

Put a chicken into a dark bag, and it will go into hibernation mode, because it thinks it is night.
Turn on the lights, and it thinks it is daytime. Which our neighbors do, they have lights turned on 24/7 in the coop to make the chicken more productive - which i think is more animal abuse than taking one to the cinema.
They freak out and are scared when it is light and they are alone.
When they are with human, they aren't alone, they go into a dont-care mode. Either because they recognize the human as non-dangerous company or because they gave up since they already have them anyway.

Bunch of buzzkills itt

nah, the broccoli boys are having fun.
you're just an upset old man who's past his prime

Yeah that shit was pure hell for that chicken. Oh well, who cares I guess.

She had night terrors when she was younger. Great, terrorized screaming episodes that freeze the blood of any parent in the night. We were able to break her of it, so the talking thing might be a prelude to a relapse, or her medication might need to be adjusted because she’s not sleeping properly.

Yep
I'm 57. I never got into Minecraft.
I'm happy to see others happy.

Most of this thread is third world unaware we can see their actual flags not vpn flags

They just hate others being happy and that's why they all stay poor

If i said the same thing the other way round you'd call your negro janny to get me banned. Truly this website is a shade of its former glory.

stfu lil Timmy
god! you people are such whiny faggots

He's poor
I'm 57.

It makes me happy to see others happy
I'm like 75% of Americans
25% vote trump

They are going berzerk about the movie as well

If someone ever smiles when giving bad need or hearing bad news for you

Stay away from them. Life is too short. Enjoy others and have joy when they are happy.

loli daughter

Come on, we all know you'd be taking advantage of the commotion.

The movie is not even a movie
It is a shoddy corporate product
It will have no effect on a child's development
It will teach no lessons and it will not endear itself in any way to any child
It will be forgotten completely within a few months
It has no value
An actual children's movie will convey at least some modicum of meaning and sentiment that will be remembered
Even fucking forgettable trash like Doogle's magic roundabout would be a more productive use of your kid's time
Hell, a bunch of howling retards throwing popcorn is more intellectually stimulating that the fucking Minecraft movie

Am I missing out on a landmark cultural moment for my generation by not going to the movies and watching the Minecraft movie bros?
I'm 25.

Why don't you cry about it to moderation. Your signature move when somebody causes you the slightest offence: Mister "Whites die"

Don't kids grow out of night terrors?

Growing attached to any prey animal is pathetic
You exist to eat it

Sorry Anons, the joke is dead.
x.com/FallonTonight/status/1910023285745611143

Not a single white person in this entire thread
Anon Babble is kill

Tryhards

webms such as this only fuel my rage against zoomeroids

Poo-poo virus laden boong used his doodoo caca word. I bludgeon his skull in, he squeals in high pitched agony whilst other negros watch on in horror.

This is the part where you shit yourself and report my post, weak turd with a computer full of frog images.

maybe you should try fucking shit up a bit more, make people afraid of you
sitting on the internet going IMAGINE IF THINGS WERE THE OTHER WAY AROUND sure isn't working

why is it only white people? you never see black people do this shit for a fucking minecraft movie

Mister "Whites die"

I'm not even that same anon I just posted that screenshot to show you they ban for making fun of white "people" as well.
And lets not pretend as if muh heckin white-erinos are le heckin oppressed on this shithole of a website when you have multiple thread throwing out every slur imaginable to any other race
so spare me your white tears and cope harder, lil Tim

Oh no the cuckllennial is having a panic attack! what will we do??

You're 35.

x.com/FallonTonight/status/1910023285745611143

millions of dollars, a pool of writers, sophisticated equipment and THIS is the funniest thing they can do?

Niggers do this shit in every movie. They derive their sense of superiority through annoying others and degrading standards.

It's too bad it won't live. Then again, who does?

cry more lil Timmy, your tears are delicious

muh heckkin tightey whitey-inos!!! wahhhhhh!!!

perfectly normal part of childhood

better put her on meds so she shuts up!

I hope you rot

Cut out your eyelids so you never rest easy again.
Damn this inferior specimen who resembles LITERAL POO still at it?

JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN

Took a couple of months, we mentioned it to the doctor and were told on how to break it. Seemed to work at the time, but after spending the night with her in the same room, I’m beginning to wonder.

t.

zoomers do something even remotely funny for once

'based' basedlennials on fourchan lose thier minds

has the time finally come for zoomers to take over?

why would you take your "daughter" to a hotel room after a movie?
sus af

Take a leg so you can't motion correctly

funny how this chinlet brainwashed a country into thinking they are the aryan master race

You're 35.

You should be taken out and shot.

No, wondering if her adhd meds were causing it, so we mentioned it to the doctor, and we were able to break it at the time. But as you faggots don’t have children, I don’t expect you to understand.

soillennals are mad that zoomers are having fun, and making memes while they're busy crying about politics and interracial couples

We were out of town seeing family. Took her to a movie because it was premiere night and she wanted to see it.

youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

And you will never know the touch of a woman.

OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE THROWING POPCORN IS JUST LIKE BURNING DOWN THE WALKABLE CITYARINOS!!!

do xirllenials even understand the irony of them turning into exact copies of boomers?

I've noticed that ever since Liberation Day the world has begun healing

throw some popcorn around

WOAH THIS IS EPIC

This is the first time a shilling campaign gives me second hand embarrassment.
Whoever designed it literally couldnt come up with anything better than throwing popcorn.
Reeks of boring, out of touch execs in their 40s.

I've noticed since this day the world has begun healing

Jewish bullshit. He just exposed Jews, who themselves consider themselves the master race, though exhibiting no qualities better than any others. A wholly degenerate parasite race who deserved to be pulled off their host countries. Made to work for the first time in their lives.

Are all zoomers just fully black internally?

You're 37.

whiteness was made illegal in 2008 so it's no wonder

I remember back in my college graduation that some retard brought fireworks and swore to launch them from his hand.
Dude lost two fingers and lost hearing in one ear.

This popcorn shit is so fucking lame that I hope it is shilling and that kids havent become so boring they think this is remarkable in any way.

saying this while millennials are using nigger tier arguments

it's always some chinlet freak who LARPs as the savior of the white race

Yeah this confirms these threads are shills.
Nobody in Anon Babble writes in such a reddit way.

Woah so epic and totally not staged by the company in charge of advertising this movie

Clean it up Robert!

Dude. there's a massive difference between burning down cities and throwing fucking popcorn around. Stop being retarded.

I'm sorry but chickens are retarded and so are you

Which is why its obvious these are shills trying to force a controversy where there is none. Same reason its always the same four webms getting posted

But there's also a massive difference between innocent fun and trashing a cinema/ruining a movie for everyone in the room
I'm just taking the equal but opposite extreme of ingenuity

The people making these threads and posting these webms are the same as those crying about them.

Minecraft is normiecore kek keep coping

Young people have always been shit. Always will be. Most of them. Like most adults. It's a small percentage that aren't absolute scum. Look at the father here destroying his kids mind. That's common. Such cowards don't matter, aren't the example. Not what should be focused on, or even treated like they exist. They can pretend to be otherwise, to fit in, or to reciprocate, mirror, better actions. Defining them as shit doesn't help them. Neither does grouping them.

The worst should be singled out and punished by the rest. Done by the closest to say they aren't that. Aren't some pest. Make up for what they've done, though destroying a kids mind with drugs would need a lot to make up for it.

In this case the niggers throwing popcorn, made to clean it up, and clean up after others, for an extended period of time. Realise they started something stupid. Know shit like them isn't to be looked to for ideas. It will just be making problems better people have to fix, or them themselves. Doing degenerate things puts them into debt, doesn't give anything. Pretending to have fun isn't actual fun. Disconnecting from scum is a start at fun being possible. Being capable, advancing what can be done. Furthering what has been. Engaging minds. Going somewhere. Being disgusting is a dead end.

he cool

No U

Come up with an actual argument. Anyway, shouldn’t you be in school?

happy

by going out of their way to make other people’s day’s worse

That’s nigger behavior.

whats that? something I could do? AHHH I MUST DO IT

Part of the problem

ruining a movie for everyone in the room

everybody is enjoying it as seen in the webm. Maybe you're the only one not having fun and b*tching in this thread?

Yeah, thats the same. Retard.

Behead zoomers

3D chess by the MSM to stop zoomzooms from making a mess

Your break's over. Get back to work.

Shouldn't you be busy cleaning the floors, janny?

he cute

millenials

Shoots up the theater

zoomers

throws some popcorn and a chicken

Atleast with zoomers you can sit back down and finish the movie

I would never do such a thing, but it is funny to see other people go wild in theaters.
My favourite is the webm where the guy just swings his sack of popcorn in the air. Pure gorilla retard behaviour, I love them for it.

This is so clearly viral marketing for the movie, and it's hilarious to me that they'd rather have crowds come in and fuck up theaters and make life miserable for the theater wagies then just let a shitty movie fail and learn something from it.

this is some tribal ritual shit

zoomers wants to be black so bad its sad

I find it hilarious that any type of random anti-social behavior usually = black culture

your thing is our thing actually

Into the woodchipper tyrone

whites can't take responsibility and can only blame others

sounds familiar

the jew brainwashing obviously works

well goats and pigs are kinda smart

You have never dealt with goats

Hmm, but maybe not???
*raises eyebrow at you inquisitively*

new tradition just dropped

Why do you blacks simultaneously want credit for “influencing zoomers” to do this but and not want blame? If you want one you have to take responsibility for the other right?

Fuck off you dumb street shitter

SIR YOU ARE TO HAVING LITERALLY BEEN NAMED TIMOTHY?

It was thrust into world of artificial light, motion, and piercing sound, surrounded by stimuli it has no hope of comprehending, for reasons it cannot possibly conceive. I hope the aliens never find us or we'll be that chicken. Fucked up.

tfw there is a possibility that the tendies your mom is cooking right now was probably the chicken that went to the Minecraft movie with some bros…

Huh

This is what boomers on government gibs produce.

they are behaving like indians wtf is wrong with the world

I don’t think they even use real chickens for that anymore. They have these genetic abominations with no beaks or brains they use for tendies. That looked like a proper chicken from a farm

That bird looked like a Rhode Island Red which while a duel purpose (can be used for meat and eggs) typically are just egg layers, and judging by its age it's past the threshold for slaughter anyway.

t. Tism.

me genuinely enjoying A Minecraft Movie and not being able to enjoy a full kino experience or able to talk about it on Anon Babble without shitflinging

We’re just told to shut the fuck up and deal with it even though the same Anon Babble posters would bitch endlessly for the rest of their lives if someone texted during any other movie

MinecraftMovieBros… not even Jews in Nazi, Germany experienced this level of oppression

adhd meds, you're out of your mind.
I have a 6 month old and I'm not putting him on drugs for some made up illness.

AYO THIS NIGGA HOLDIN' HENS

if you actually enjoyed the minecraft movie without irony or even post irony you might just be retarded, as in dumber than the average 12 year old retarded

retarded what, sar?

This confuses and scares the millennial

Pay $25 to get into a movie

Get kicked out for being retarded

Pay another $25 to get into the same movie to do the same retarded thing again

HA! TAKE THAT MILLENNIALS!

It's oft said that every generation hates the one after it and thinks they're more retarded than the one they belong to, but, as a neutral boomer, I have to say that the consensus on on zoomers being "as fucking thick as pig shit" is an accurate one.

you can just tell this thread is full of old bitter dudes whose age year starts with 1

or white people

That poor chicken was probably so scared

god shut up nerd
nice seeing young lads having fun the world can always use more laughter

This is just what happens when there’s no war to fight in or women to fuck or anything else interesting enough in the world to get passionate about. The aggressive tendencies need to get released somehow

American culture revolves around them so much it's fascinating
Things like surgery for a wider nose, nappy hair treatments, wearing a bone through your nose, will be fashionable soon

The west is lost so we might as well have some fun while it burns down around us.

b-b-but the families are trying to enjoy the movie

maybe the kikes who made it should think twice before churning out such unadulterated slop that consuming it causes people to transcend the moviegoing experience into a realm of consciousness so far removed from enjoying the film that they begin smuggling live chickens into the theater and screaming "kill the nigger" while raining popcorn down from heaven.

Can a zoomoid explain was this particular phrase makes them chimp like soijak retards?

Is the zombie chicken a boss in minecraft or soemthing?

it's just a rare enemy spawn. some group of individuals started the trend and now people are chasing it.

Doesn't matter, zoomies already done. Fallon kill it in one swoop and now it's a cringe meme. So if you see chicken spam here, it's either shill tranny janny filling their quotas to fund their HRT or bots.

Nigger behaviour

Nigger country

Anyone know if this Chicken Jockey shit is happening in Toronto? I wanna see it first hand, what theatre should I go to? Friday night showing is best bet?

That's actually a good point, I concede

anything for clicks

Zoomers do shit like this and then get butthurt that girls their age are dating 30 year old chadllenials.

A lazy game gets a lazy adaptation
It’s like poetry

Nobody is dating you kek.

I firmly believe that zoomers are not human and every day the world proves me right

Nobody is dating you kek

t. chicken

How many chickens do you know that got to watch the Minecraft movie?

Zoomers do shit like this and then get butthurt that girls their age are dating 30 year old chadllenials.

You have the mind of a zoomie. It's over for you

It's kind of scary just how hard they try to act like niggers, like they were brainwashed from birth into thinking that chimping out is cool or something

>Zoomers do shit like this and then get butthurt that girls their age are dating 30 year old chadllenials.

iphone filenames

Kek, the seething millennial is dumping his phone folder in anger.

Blacks don't even chimp out like this in the cinema. The worst they do is yell out "SHEEEEIT" or "THAT NIGGA DEAD" during a scary movie. Zoomers have devolved into pajeet-tier attention-seeking performative antics at this point.

Poor fucking animal.

The
Floors
Are
Waiting,
Janny!

The only people who work at movie theaters are high schoolers AKA your fellow zoomers lol

*sniff* T-the only people who work at movie theaters are high schoolers AKA your fellow zoomers lol!!! *snif*

Sure sure. The floor is still waiting, janny!

How do boomers not die of cringe

Zoomer fight club when?

birth year

N

Sadly nothing zoomers do have authenticity

Because all their actions are subconsciously dictated by the camera and social media

heh

zoomers

Go outside, have fun, touch grass

boomlenniels

Stay home, complain online, become bald (literally mald)

Holy shit this is the most old prick-ass post I've read today. Get some finasteride and lighten up, would you? The theaters are making good money, the zoomers are bonding with their friends, only people that are bitter over this are the dead-end wagies who have to clean it up.

Yes goy. Feed your kid a cocktail of delicious mind altering drugs until you find the right dose. Nothing bad will happen.

yeah but youre being cruel to the wagies, like its fine to cause a ruckus and bring some atmosphere but not to trash the place. do you get the fuckin difference? dont think we didn sperg out over movies, we had the phantom menace, that shit was 10 times the hype, our shit was all over the place, you walk into a grocery store and it was all star wars, grapes, bananas, diapers

kek Zoomers are finally based for once.

These are adults

it's actually pretty funny. I'm curious if this movie will start having insane midnight showings like Rock Horror Picture Show or The Room. could be a fun time
t. millennial

This is just the modern version of the fucking rocky horror meme shit like throwing spoons and toast at the screen.

They should capitalize on this and adapt special "tiktok" rooms where wagies don't bother cleaning so zoom zooms can experience the full rampage of Minebros.

Literally

back in my day

You’re almost ready for the nursing home bro

post yfw a based boomer shoots a zoomer for throwing popcorn

The only appropriate response

soulless nigger faggot generation
t. born in 2002

Bro you’re a self-hating zoomer

Isn't minecraft a gen alpha thing? Why are 25-30 year old zoomers going to a movie about some random video game they never even played?

No. I'm a based as fuck BOOMER. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN

Did they wash they chicken fore they brought it to da movie?

Holy shit. I wasn't sure at first but this really is the new Rocky Horror.

I'm a 30 year old zoomer and have played a fuck ton of Minecraft back in the day. It came out when I was just starting high school and tons of kids in my class played it.

Post yfw the boomers get abused by dei hires in the retirement home and the videos get posted online

So why is it suddenly cool to soi out when we were making fun of it for the past 5 years?

poor chicken

The next time there is some TMNT movie in the theaters, me and my fellow Xillennial bros are gonna trash the place because we're so nostalgic about turtles. It will be lit deadass no cap fr fr

Covid allowed the sōyboys to take over society. Suddenly being a mega nerd was cool because you were forced inside and the mega nerds didn't give a fuck and had the coolest houses for being stuck inside.

if I gave someone my address would they come kill me please? I'm so tired

I will also confused if a bunch of dudes in their early 20s acted like that for a children's movie

He is saying you are retarded, Sukhdeep

No, it just disappoints me

early 20s

These people are 30 year old zoomers. The early 20s ones are the poor gen alphas who works at the theater.

These guys are gonna fight in WW3

Minecraft is 16 years old next month and while most of the current players were probably born after it was released, it's still a zoomer-core game.

No they're not. These guys are in their late 20s/30s. They're already beyond standard draftable age (18-25) and will likely be beyond the extension by the time if/when that's needed.

Anyone just shouting the n-word when the chicken jockey shows up?

Not him but

Feels the incessant need to get in the last word without a new argument

Woman behaviour

You need to concentrate my negrofied friend. Were gonna have camps for that.

but the behavior is so obviously "n-word" there's no need to declare it

the enormity of their stupidity is overwhelming

People said the same about me and my brother. I think we all know who's laughing now.

I've seen so many fucking foids crying this over this clip lol

i don't care about zoomers
i don't care about movie theaters

The chicken one is the most impressive but there are a ton of other videos I've seen. One started a fight, and another belted a drink at the projector.

If I tell you to jump off a cliff and you do it, who will they blame? Me for suggesting it or you for being retarded enough to follow it?
Food for thought.

ITT: Millennials trying to be cool and hip by approving of nigger tier shit, instead of dunking on Tiktok clout chasing.

grim

Cry more moralfaggot. I bet you've never raised a single chicken.

This will separate the wheat from the chaff among Zoomers. The quality ones will organize and refuse to clean up jockeyed theaters until they get a raise. The weak bootlickers will clean up and whine about people having fun, and be ostracized for it. This is an opportunity for Zoomers of moral quality.

be in theater

"chicken..."

audience eyes widen in anticipation

"jockey!"

audiences starts clapping and screaming with laughter while throwing their fedoras at the screen

on the back of me I hear people singing The Game of Thrones tune with the text "chicken jockey"

Tom Holland walked in front of the screen and start dancing like PSY while chanting "UP UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"

meanwhile people pull out their phones and start taking pictures of Tom and posting it on reddit

as I wanted to leave the theatre I stumble on a band of 30 manchildren chanting "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE .... UP, UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE" while dancing like PSY

desperately trying to escape this hell hole I see alot of children crying of fear but their parents don't seem to respond

as I take a look around the theatre trying to find an escape I come to the conclusion that the whole audience except for the children are singing and dancing "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"

in a desperate attempt to survive I pick one of the fedoras on the ground and start chanting "CHICKEN JOCKEY" to every person I come across while trying to escape

the crowd didn't seem to notice me and as I walked out of the theatre I looked back

the children are getting crushed by the amount of people dancing and singing like PSY

i remember the tears on their faces but all I heard while finally leaving the theatre were the people screaming "upvote reddit style"

Putting your child on psychoactive drugs because they don't like sitting still (like a normal kid)

Parents these days are fucking retarded

It's about the joy of the act.

Based. Cringe.

Bringe? Crased?

what's the bet this meme is force by cinema companies to sell more Popcorn

Jeets would kill their entire families to look like this healthy white child.

One unintended consequence could be browns doing crazy stunts in the theater since it's apparently "allowed" for the native population, this just sets a precedent for the rats. Enjoy shit in your seat.

zoomers have redeemed themselves by acting like browns

lmao

I never got into Minecraft.

extremely based

Faggot

Haha!
Totally organic and genuine moment, fellow zoomer's!
I soo want to repeat it in my local kinoplex for sure, I will make sure to attend the movie many many times!
Such an epic win!
Fuck waggie jannies though, clean it up kek.

it's actually pretty funny

It's gay and lame.
t. also millennial

I never got into Minecraft

Base-

I'm 57

That means you were 41 when Minecraft released. Playing any video game in your 30's or beyond is cringy as fuck. So good on you for acting your age I guess?

In this case the niggers throwing popcorn, made to clean it up, and clean up after others, for an extended period of time.

No, this is how you get a mass shooting lol (and you'll deserve it)

I don't have any skin in this game but I don't think execs have organized and motivated these zoomers to throw popcorn and go crazy. It's just whatever group of retards did it first to get their tiktok moment and now everyone's just copying them

Well it worked, the film is the biggest game movie of all time, and nobody cares about the plot or actual film at all kek

lmao

Kek what? The oldest zoomers are 25. Zoomers were born from 2000 onwards.

the movie is fun too
you just hate fun

I'm trans btw

hi jose

kek, dare i say kluck

Because it's ironic, nobody actually likes the movie but we find it fun to pretend it's something to go crazy over

Lmao its funny how idiots get triggered over this. This is funny, perhaps not the bringing a chicken part, but just fucking actually having fun in the theaters. I don't know what clip I saw but it was some kid yelling "together we are minecraft" or some shit in the theaters and that shit was funniest shit i've seen in ages. zoomers actually have sense of humor unlike millenials.

t. boomer.

Why do they get mad when popcorn gets thrown at them? It's just a prank, bro.

True and based.

These bitches are the post generation, Alphas are going to be based and theg will all die in WW3

t. seething millennialturd

Zoomers are not in their 30s and nobody there looks over 25. 2000 was 25 years ago.

Kill millennials. Behead millennials. Roundhouse kick a millennial into the concrete. Slam dunk an millennial baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy millennials. Defecate in an millennial's food. Launch millennials into the sun. Stir fry millennials in a wok. Toss millennials into active volcanoes. Urinate into an millennial's gas tank. Judo throw millennials into a wood chipper. Twist millennials heads off. Report millennials to the IRS. Karate chop millennials in half. Curb stomp pregnant millennials . Trap millennials in quicksand. Crush millennials in the trash compactor. Liquefy millennials in a vat of acid. Eat millennials . Dissect millennials . Exterminate millennials in the gas chamber. Stomp millennials skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate millennials in the oven. Lobotomize millennials . Mandatory abortions for millennials . Grind millennials fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown millennials in fried chicken grease. Vaporize millennials with a ray gun. Kick old millennials down the stairs. Feed millennials to alligators. Slice millennials with a katana.

t. seething zoomturd

Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer into the trashcan. Lynch filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomer’s food. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Launch zoomers into the sun. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Twist zoomers heads off. Feed zoomers to piranhas. Curbstomp zoomers. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Karate chop zoomers in half. Pee in a zoomer’s gas tank. Crush zoomers in a trash compactor. Trap zoomers in quicksand. Liquefy zoomers in a vat of acid. Eat zoomers. Dissect zoomers. Exterminate zoomers in the gas chamber. Stomp zoomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate zoomers in the oven. Lobotomize zoomers. Mandatory abortions for zoomers female relatives. Grind zoomer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown derafters in goulash grease. Vaporize zoomers with a ray gun. Kick old zoomers down the stairs. Feed zoomers to alligators. Slice zoomers with a katana. Strap zoomers to an artillery shell. Use zoomers as tank lubricant. Strangle a zoomer. Draft a zoomer. Rape zoomers. Throw zoomers into the sun. Human centipede zoomers for energy. Report zoomers to the IRS. Van zoomers. Drop a zoomer down a volcano. Defecate in a zoomers nostrils. Give zoomers a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a zoomer. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in a zoomer's eyes. Condemn a zoomer to a tranny prison. Castrate a zoomer. Castrate the zoomer's pets. Remove the zoomers limbs. Lobotomize a zoomer. Ask the zoomer for directions and suckerpunch him. Squeze a zoomer's balls with a vice grip. Feed a zoomer to a rottweiler. Gift a zoomer a shitbull rescue. Feed zoomers to bulls. Steam fry a zoomer. Leave a zoomer inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft a zoomer. Expell zoomers to india. Tumble dry a zoomer. Cut off a zoomers nipples. Keep zoomers in petting zoos. Make zoomers blind and death. Use zoomers to clear minefields. TOTAL ZOOMER GIGA DEATH.

can only copy others

Why do you have no originality?
Based.

gen z is 1997 to 2000 according to google

??????

sorry I'm retarded meant to type 2012, made a typo