LA LA LA LAVA
CH CH CH CHICKEN
LA LA LA LAVA
It's become so tiresome so soon.
STEVES LAVA CHICKEN SPICY AS HELL
OHHHHHHHH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
It works on people too
So what’s the plot of the film? The kids /black lady/ Aquaman get sucked into a video game and meet Steve then they have to look for a way to escape ?
So what’s the plot of the film?
CHICKEN JOCKEY
F-F-F-FEEEEEEED S-S-SEEEEEEEEED
SNEEEEEED'S FEED AND SEED YEAH IT'S FORMELRY CHUCK'S
OOOOOOHH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE BREAKIN' THE BUCKS
CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK, NOW YOU'RE POSTIN' A SNOOD
OOOOOHH CIA I'M A BIG GUY FOR YOUUUUU
Trying too hard.
Hold on, let me google that for you.
I really do hate you, cabinanon
Black is trapped in Minecraft world when he strikes the Allspark in real world as a kid, then builds happy world in it until he goes too far an discovers Hell ruled by pigwitch. He sends his pet wolf to hide Allspark back in real world where it is bought by Mamoa in lot auction, kids and black lady realtor are sucked into Minecraft world by using cube in same mine. Pigwitch sics Black on them but he just teams up with them and about half the film is just Minecraft battle sequence
Should I go see this movie today??? I don’t really like going outside…….. o_o
Sure I can wait
you should go outside, regardless of going to the cinema or not
Do whatever you want, anon. What the fuck
Thanks, I will go see the Minecraft movie today. By myself. I am a 26 year old man. Child. Thing.
you better pick that extra jumbo bucket of popcorn
I just might yo
MCs hate the real world because they can't do what they want. They go to the Minecraft world and can do what they want. Some villains show up. MCs btfo them and save the Minecraft world. Now they decide to go back to the real world and do there what they want because your life is the real minecraft that you can build up and use to express yourself and what you want.
Guys, I'm fucking freaking out, is this actually a real video? I just want to know if this is actually a thing that happened.
your life is the real minecraft
Now that’s kino
More kids movies should have songs, even if it's shitty Jack Black singing them.
I am sneed!
Zoomers having all this fun looks cool. I'm 40 but I might partake in chicken jockying at the theater.
has Jack Black started his cringe2kino redemption arc now?
No it's ai generated
It's real. All of it.
Of course no one acts like a retard around minecraft no sir
Omg they were waiting for that very moment to turn the cinema lights on & identify people.
Sad
Kek, this is gold!
not trying hard enough
I did the Chicken Jocky at my local showing and zoomette sucked my dick. shit was so cash. give it a try anon
Its not us zoomers zaars. Its the late millennials zaar.
Never happened
It's groomerkino
glad they're still making movies for us oldies
Same here.
Getting into the Chicken Jockey meme got me my cock sucked by hot young women.
Didn't happen
Zoomette here, can confirm I sucked both these boomers choads.
CHICKEN JOCKEY !!!
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