CHICKEN JOCKEY
CHICKEN JOCKEY
CLEAN IT UP BITCH
The Minecraft movie should have been an atmospheric survival horror with minimal dialogue. Steve should’ve been a muscle bound giga chad. They should’ve gone for the vibes of the first couple day/night cycles of a new Minecraft world where you gotta hide in a dirt hovel from all the monsters, that kind of thing.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Hardest a meme has made me laugh in probably years. So I'll give it that.
survival horror
That's a video game genre. You suck at pretending to be pretentious, nigga.
white people make a giant mess in a public space for no reason
BASED, CLEAN IT UP JANNY
black guy drops something on the floor
NIGGERS CAN'T EVER FUCKING BEHAVE, HANG THEM ALL
Someone fill me in on why people trash the kinoplex upon hearing the phrase chicken jockey. Is it a reference within the game?
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY.
bruh
It's effeminate niggerfied Gen Alphas acting out in public in order to get attention on social media. Somebody did it once somewhere, now everyone is doing it for updoots.
because one is the embodiment of good and one is the embodiment of evil
all americans are honorary black
adding honorary is redundant
some kids throw popcorn
woah this is the most ebin meme ever
Are you Ned Flanders?
The inevitable seething of a janny that bares witness to the destruction left behind brings me incredible joy and giddiness. Oh I am laughing
soillenials and gen failure (x) seething over a dumb meme that will be forgotten in a week
many such cases
it's literally a millenial game, starring gen X in the lead roles.. LMAO
No why would he be ned flanders?
he's clearly one of the fags in the vid spreading their cancer everywhere and pretending that it was epic and a meme
It's more that its obvious you just do it because the tiktok algorithm, which totally isnt paid by corps, told you so.
There are monsters?
based feral animals
Zoomers thoughbeit
The UK just banned children from evening shows due to violence between parents and zoomers erupting at the cinema.
People seem to be VERY divisive on this meme.
That's some nigger-tier behavior. Wtf is wrong with zoomers?
I think the Room version with the spoon throwing is mildly funny, but this one is just too random to be funny.
you post this same pic in the other thread too. it’s funny that you’re a janny and have to clean up after kids younger than you. should’ve studied harder in school unc consider this punishment for your failure.
If history has taught us anything, the more people seethe, the more it will be posted.
Look at zoomers try to distance themselves out of shame.
Honestly I am surprised no one has shoot at the air with a pistol
Aww fuck there is this webm of spic kids playing football and when the little boy misses the penalty kick one of the fathers takes out his guns and shoot at the hair
I never go out of my way to trash a movie theater just for the hell of it, but if I get tricked into seeing a shitty movie I will usually do a little something to punish the staff.
Usually just fling the rest of my drink over the rows in front of me. Other times I'll take out my pocket knife, melt some sour patch in my mouth, pry the seat control buttons off and cram a bunch of melted candy in them to fuck them up. If it's a really bad movie I might slash a few of the cushions. Nothing major just enough to get my money's worth that they stole from me
inb4 but le theater didn't make the movie! it's not their fault
that's like saying it's not the restaurant's fault for serving a bad steak because the cow made it. businesses are responsible for the product they serve, period.
This movie is going to cause so many mental breakdowns.
sorry we're not selling popcorn during Minecraft screenings
no you can't bring your own either
that's all they gotta do, what will zoomers do throw skittles at the screen
Then you will be wiping my dried shit off the carpet you fucking rat of a janny. Dont ever take that tone with me again.
we won't allow you to buy le ebil popcorn and fill the company's pockets
that's just demanding to get fired
The popcorn is how they make their money.
Hardee harr. No chicken,no Jockey.
Enough with the Chicken Jockey spam. It's not fucking funny and it never was.
I went to see this two days ago and when the chicken jockey scene happened a teenage girl lifted her shirt up
Terrarialads, what will be the inside-joke when our movie comes out?
These chicks (and dudes) all mooned the screen at mine.
no adding black would be redundant, esl-kun
based creative chad
When I was a teenager I was getting blown by an emo chick while listening to MCR. This is what zoomers are up to.
JACK NIGGER
What a stupid post
ESL got mad. Lol
Walk us through what point you’re trying to make
JUNGLE BIOME
Is the movie even good? The only thing being spammed are the retarded chimpouts. Is that all this movie has going for it?
What happened, race to the bottom not so fun anymore?
zoomers aren't white people.
that being said, there's a difference between the movie theatre selling them garbage bags full of popcorn knowing what they're going to do with it, and black people doing it all the time everywhere.
example, chicken bones in the streets in certain cities.
Nah but it's not full of cultural programming and isn't being ironic subversive about the content. It's pretty much just a minecraft movie with world merging aspects
Memes improve movies. Revenge of the Sith was unwatchable until a few years ago.
us
Go back saar
Kek Revenge of the Sith will always be unwatchable
JANNIES IFFY UH
ZOOMIE GOT THE SPIFFY UH
did you see her booba
It was perfectly watchable for its target audience at the time.
Buddy, I don’t care that you’re some self hating Indian. Your projection is embarrassing. Just answer the question.
Can a zoomer explain what the meme is to me? I get that the chicken jockey is the little guy on the chicken but what's the big deal?
So? Remember le Bane? Le CIA? Le We are Legion, le Rickroll? Every generation must find their own memes. Let them have their fun.
This but unironically
It's pretty much just a minecraft movie
I don't even know what means since I never played the game. I didn't think there was even a plot in the game? Isn't it basically just an open world building game?
How is chimping out at a movie theater a "meme" and what does it do to make the movie any more watchable?
There wasn't an end game, that came around the time the game went to shit. You go to hell and kill a dragon.
"He said it, he said the thing" in physical form. It's not more complicated than that.
A meme convinced zoomers to leave their homes and support the [rightfully] dying movie theater industry. But the zoomers employed by those theaters are now complaining about having to do a little janitorial work instead of playing on their phones. It's just a zoomer civil war, amusing to watch but no significance.
OMG THIS IS SO MEAN THE POOR JANITOR WILL HAVE TO...SWEEP SOME STUFF WITH A BROOM
This is a psyop by movie theater companies to get normies to buy $12 popcorn. They don't care if their wage slaves need to clean this shit up.
Pretty big brain play if true
You should hang from trees
Attention Gen-Z,
For maximum impact what you want is (biodegradable) glitter. It can be purchased in bulk at a cosmetics or crafts store. Grab a few handfuls and make those wagies rue the day they were born.
kek
why biodegradable?
I'm an environmentally conscious prank terrorist
it's all just sarcasm, the chicken jockey/ i am steve memes have been trending on tiktok for a while before the movie came out so people started acting really hyped when they finally say the meme in the movie (being sarcastic not really hyped), it has now evolved from just screaming into full blown chimp outs, basically just to get more attention on tiktok and other platforms
The iPad generation is a mistake and it's only going to get worse
What's the zoomer equivalent to MCR?
How many times are you going to post this?
How many times have you read this? Makes me feel validated others are saying the same thing
why biodegradable?
Fuck you we like the environment on this mongolian leatherworking forum.
Three but it was a little different. Showing coco melon and how babies come running to it. Another was saying also raised by iPads.
I’m 35 and don’t engage in generation wars.
I’m 35 and don’t engage in generation wars
Based, but i still think zoomers are retarded
Probably MCR
Here's that chicken jockey I was telling you about
People keep talking about what they hated about the movie, why don't you tell us what YOU liked?
I liked the dynamic between Jack Black's character and Jason Momoa's character.
"I clapped, I clapped because I recognised it!" but literal
NIGGER JOCKEY
The kids on Anon Babble love the chicken jockey spergouts and think that flinging concessions you bought all over the place during a movie that you bought a ticket to amounts to sticking it to the man.
holy kek based zoomers
Racism outside of Anon Babble
amounts to sticking it to the man
I wonder how they came to that conclusion
It's because this is what zoomers do rather than having sex and living meaningful lives.
by this logic your dad should have slapped the shit out of your mom when you fell out of her cunt
Btfo
millennials have three talking points on loop. broken failed generation of "adults"
2025
still doing 'aww that's cute'
*thing growls*
'oh no it's not eeeee'
I wonder what film did this first.+
We already had Brown Bricks. But that mean was behind several layers of irony. Thats why THIS one won't be rememered in the next year.
NIGGER SNEED
Why is so much of zoomer humor based on wasting food and harassing minimum-wage workers?
Niggers
Waiting an hour into a movie in order to explode is the very essence of low time preference, planning and delayed gratification.
Why was this deleted?
They don’t have jobs so they think people who do are beneath them.
the scene is referencing the minecraft mob which is a fun little moment that might make you smile if you remembered that from the game, but zoomers are massively overreacting to it as a joke in order to be part of a fun meme, which has now turned into an arms race of overreaction in order to get more and more attention for themselves. it's the same shit as Anon Babble going crazy for the CIA/Bane scene but its irl and less classy than when we did it
This movie is going to cause so many mental breakdowns.
Redditors are already melting down because they think it's a slur of some kind
They've lived a life of institutionalized decadence. The adage of Good Times creates Soft Men is exemplified with zoomers. They never stood a chance.
Doesn't really explain why it was
im loving the boomer seethe over this
The best thing about this is that every bad movie is going to be Rocky Horror tier to see in the theater now.
redditors think they are allowed to "freak out" on kids
While zoomer boys are doing this in theaters 30 year old guys are plowing zoomettes
Jannies being jannies
How embarassing.
Reddit is so retarded
Are they though
30 yr old guys are plowing each other
Yes. Millenials are sick of their own women so they've gone for the cream of the crop for zoomers...and when the "men" of that generation are acting like children throwing popcorn, the competition is nonexistent.
Cope, you are plapjaking (and doing other fat old dudes)
The rocky horror show was a niche thing that only faggots went to though. I don’t get why people keep bringing it up.
I'm not a janny, but my guess is that, while his post is undoubtedly true, it is a copypasta whose only purpose is to bait people into political and racial arguments that detract from the subject of tv and film.
There's literally a one year difference between 30 year olds and zoomers, but that year makes all the difference. 29 year olds in 2025. have more in common with babies born today than they do with 30 year olds. It's amazing really.
it's unironically theatre owners trying to meme it into reality, who else would be drooling over the idea of packed shows and sold out concessions?
Bunch of kids sneak in a live chicken and a grill
They start a bbq in the middle of the movie and grill the chicken alive
you'll never understand the euphoria at that moment
t. balding funko pop collector
Dick faggot all of you! Shut up
one random person
GUYS ITS TOTALLY OVER REDDIT IS IN SHAMBLES
Get a life
Concerning projection
You know full well that if it were a bunch of nogs in that theater they'd be shooting each other over getting their sneakers dirty or some shit.
NGL never thought about that
The Room or any other notoriously shitty movie then. Places where you throw shit at the screens.
Why is this so fucking funny when it's degenerate and stupid
I know the truth hurts, but it's better than deluding yourself.
noo you can't plow our zoomettes they are ours
Probably because you're degenerate and stupid so it resonates with you.
he thinks millennials are chads
Millennials literally invented the nu-male.
t. gonna-needa-mulligan
mkultra shit
Why is Monster associated with being manly again?
1999 is not millennial
thats fucked up
Monster is associated with the Millenial "boomer"
I support my own people despite their faults but inherantly dislike others
Yes.
the ZILLENNIAL BVLL
Cause an advertiser spammed it across all boards until it caught on, so much for Anon Babble not being susceptible to propaganda.
make 1300% return on your jumbo bag popcorn sales
send the wagie in to clean up the mess who makes 1 jumbo bag popcorn an hour if he's lucky
KEEEEK
1999 is firmly zoomer
On the other hand it caused you to have an emotional reaction so you are likely a janitor. Clean it up bitch.
I only ever heard of the room on here. I didn’t even know it was in theaters and I didn’t know about the spoon thing until people started bringing it up in these threads.
1996-1999 are zoomers too, they're just more butthurt about it because they think they're 90s kids.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gen x but zoomers think they are millenials.
Half full theater on Tuesday night. No one cared about this meme. I didn't get it either
Only zoomers and alpha are doing janitorial work at movie theaters. Congratulations on sticking it to your own kind lol
????
zoomer friendly fire
For what purpose though?
I feel bad for Robert and him having to clean it up
LE ZOOMERS
LE MILLENIALS!
IM FUCKING LE ZOOMETTES!
BOOMERS LE HECKIN BOOMERS!
You're all children
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woah based
Oh, so now the alphoomer is gonna preach to us
YEKCOJ NEKCIHC
Gen Y talking about Gen Z as this weird creature when most Gen Z is doing this for irony
Lol
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Zoomers genuinely worship blacks, it’s why they act like them, adopt their slang, are obsessed with rap and get their hair done curly.
No u
real life theater jannies fuming in the thread atm
I got to fucking clean this shit
You are literally the same Anon Babble, with your shitty bane? And sneed spam "jokes"
Shotcaller memes are the only counter to this
Weird how it's only kept online though, innit?
millennials pretending to be "alpha" males when they cried for legit a decade when studies kept coming out how much weaker they were compared to any other generation
also the generation that mass adopted cuckolding
this cope really is so pathetic. you are a balding soilennial that collects funko pops and smokes out of a rick and morty bong
I think you actually need to touch grass. I know more zoomers that match your description than millenials.
That's a take I never seen before lmao
Zoomers are balding at an alarming rate.
No, we are not, unfortunately. We're sitting at home alone trying real hard not to kill ourselves.
Zoomer screams in pain as he hits you with his ipad watching blacked.com and kneels for saint floyd
Lock in Zoomer you are malding right now
F-F-F-FEEEEEEED S-S-SEEEEEEEEED
SNEEEEEED'S FEED AND SEED YEAH IT'S FORMELRY CHUCK'S
OOOOOOHH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE BREAKIN' THE BUCKS
CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK, NOW YOU'RE POSTIN' A SNOOD
OOOOOHH CIA I'M A BIG GUY FOR YOUUUUU
Maybe you should lead by example
I am leading by example by not killing myself.
Thank you. I also want to die.
this but unironically
youtube.com
i worked at a movie theater and the only people who really get pissed about things like that are management. i made the same pay whether i was sweeping popcorn or punching tickets so it really didn't matter to me at all
We're sitting at home alone trying real hard not to kill ourselves
Projection
You're bringing the generation down by being a pathetic faggot
Just let him shoot up ONE showing during this scene
how has no one set off fireworks yet?
not funny enough of this anti-Semitic dog whistle you aren't fooling anyone.
How did Mario, Pokemon and Sonic fail to stop this disaster? All they had to do was copy.
They have.
The jannies also get to keep their job because of the sales this brings in.
Yes
I'm 31 and I impregnated 23 year old zoomette
Kendrick
Those jannies weren't going to have a job pretty soon until the zoomers started throwing around popcorn.
When I was a teenager we were drifting our shitty cars, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and playing joust with Walmart shopping karts. One of my friends also sold weed to half the highschool.
Zoomers are WAY more tame from what I can tell. This kind of behavior is just juvenile fun
zoomer equivalent to MCR
Probably Juicewrld
No MCR is actually good
Maybe Post Malone
its okay when they do it
Clean it up, wagie
MCR is actually good
Lol no MCR was gay as fuck. Bullet For My Valentine was way better
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Wow. What a horrible take. Faggot.
haha funy meme 15 second minecraft clip
True. These wigger freakouts aren't endearing.
singles only policy
we are so back
thought it was a homophobic slur
close it's an antisemitic slur