WAHEEEY!

WAHEEEY!

clean it janny

Nature is healing

Okay, this is actually pretty based.

do theaters want money or not?

it's literally just thrown pop corn

i'm 35 years old and watching kids do stupid shit like this and the minions thing last year just cracks me up

ah shit the kid who gets paid $20 an hour to stand around actually has to sweat for his money now?

That powder's not popcorn, looks like they were throwing flour and toilet paper

Serious question, what realistically happens if I'm a wagie at this establishment and just straight up refuse to clean a theatre when it's *this* fucked up?

....why?

you get fired. do you think they pay you to sit on your fat ass all day?

To take a picture and ragebait people online.

t. brown

NO FUN ALLOWED!!!!

So they could yell "clean it up janny"

do you think they pay you to sit on your fat ass all day

I mean they literally will when that employee collects unemployment.

FUN IS LE GOOD

get to see this spectacle and get your money back

nice

if you refuse to do your job you are the moving party in the termination and won’t receive unemployment

what shithole are you from where the employer has to pay neetbucks after termination?

i chicken jockeyed wagie clean it up

Why is it considered cool and hip when young Americans destroy a movie theater during a movie but when Indians do it, it's considered 3rd world behavior? Can someone clarify this for me?

Those are white kids though

popcorn is better than cow shit

neither are cool desu but youth is wasted on the young

To up the ante. You can't just do a normal "chicken jockey" reaction. You have to go even further than the last viral TikTok video.

Indians burn the shit down with fireworks

americans

white

bit far fetched

"Moving party" lmao. None of that is taken into consideration. The only way you get denied unemployment is through attendance infractions.
In most states the majority of the funding for the unemployment program is through employer contributions.

Indians are naturally lame. Why are you even comparing them with humans.

Because when they look like me its rare and probably for good reason, but when they don't its actually extremely common and only done because they're untamed animals.

Just pointing out the hypocrisy

The money comes from projecting the movie, not having to wrangle tardss
It's like going to the mechanic and he has to fix my car, and also take care of my 2 kids and mop all the vomit
Why would ANY job but vomit cleaning and tard wrangling would have to deal with that

my condolences

Oh janny... someone's gotta clean up this mess.

this, how long before the next shooting?

Indians did it first
youtube.com/watch?v=F-ZFDPRKPTE

make more money

have to pay more for electricity and health care

I hate zoomies as much as the next person but this shit is pretty funny

Because India is a third world country.

This.

i just went to see it a few hours ago.
auditorium was about half full.
all the showings had posters up at the door warning about behaviour.
nobody did anything at all.
I dont mind people shouting chicken jockey in fact i was looking forward to it. I don't mind that clip of the kid on his friends shoulders pretending to be a chicken jockey during the film.
But i don't think throwing popcorn everywhere is necessary, and this performative social media clout soulless uninventive vandalism like op shows throwing toilet paper around is just lame.

kino

All of you non-whites are non-human though.

holy fuck they all have the broccoli head haircut
it really isn't a meme

It almost seems like a publicity stunt. Theaters are gonna make a shit ton of money from overpriced tickets and retarded zoom zooms buying concession stand food for the purpose of chimping out. Meanwhile, all the shills and NPCs smugly thinking they're owning the theaters and wagies telling them to clean it up, fail to realize it's just zoom zoom/alpha teenagers suffering from their negroid actions. I'm sure theaters are enjoying all the easy profits.

I worked in a movie theater and refused to clean up throw up after they opened a bar since that and cleaning up shit weren't in the job description. They just got some other cuck to do it or probably a supervisor. They didnt ask me anymore either even when it happens in my area. I assume it pissed off the manager and eliminated me from future king wagie opportunities within that job but it was a temporary job anyway.

Yeah you can't be forced to do anything in the job description that's why lots of places add in a "other tasks as needed" clause. Did the same thing when I worked retail and they wanted me to mop clean the bathrooms.

has this movie released in india yet?

OH WAGIE

throw popcorn on the floor(what blacks do during any movie)

destroy a movie theated

pick one and then clean it up wagie

Indians are cringe

everyone got kicked out

I hope they got their money back, otherwise they should sue

Retard

I mean if we're being honest they can't really force you to do shit regardless. Most wagie workers only do enough to avoid getting fired. The only thing that kept me in line at all in my theater job is wanting to be helpful to people that just want to see a movie. Beyond that I really didnt give a fuck.

You'll get a free movie voucher per household that expires in a week and youll be happy.

This is the thing right here. Firing someone is actually a huge pain in the ass, and there is always some dipwad who wants to "move up" who will happily eat whatever shit they get fed. If you honestly don't give a fuck there is pretty much no consequence to anything that isn't being chronic tardiness, no-call/no-show, or theft.

Were they throwing bags of flour??

The UK just banned children from evening shows due to violence between parents and zoomers erupting at the cinema.

bbc.com/news/articles/cgqvvvldwxdo

Has there ever been another generation as retarded as the broccoli heads?

boomers

The nether.

so is america

LET THE

ZOOMERS

C O O K !!!

they were throwing bags of sneed

?
Boomers are known as the greatest generation for a reason

Millenials.

They should start doing this in restaurants and supermarkets too.

Yeah, that's about it. Weird how kids had fun generations before this. I thunk we just weren't fags.

test

Wasn't America literally on fire a few years ago? It pretty much did happen

no they werent retard, that was the silent generation, the ones who fought for the kikes in WW2.

That was different.

no better than the savage indian

Theatres are only making money off of the concessions, the studios take the majority of the opening weekend ticket sales when a movie is the most attended

the zoomer's wild enthusiasm is planned and co-ordinated, not done on instinct.

if its normal stuff, fired. if its actual shit or bodily fluids odds are you can tell the boss to choke on a dick and the supervisor will do it since you need "proper training" to clean up piss and shit

honestly if you get a whole chicken into a theatre without being caught well done

This.
+30yo boomers actually don't care, for some reason it's retards in their mid 20s that seethe at zoomers

30+ here , nah zoomers are cringe

30+ here, zoomers are cringe but it’s hilarious.

Retard

the minions thing last year

Anon... it's been five years...

why are these two fuckers pacing in front of the screen?

Also retard

the people in their 20s ARE the zoomers, these are gen alphas

Greatest Generation refers to those born roughly between 1901 and 1927

Silent Generation refers to those born between 1928 and 1945

No they are the youngest zoomers still.

if you pull your socks up you could clean that up in 10 minutes

literally just toilet paper

Up your game, zoomers.
youtu.be/55EWHflRTZg?si=9CCvT-Dc50xGS1xz

damn bro it's really like you're one of them... you're just like the cool young kids... I hope they see this bro

The toilet paper is the cherry on top.

they already train the wagies to clean up piss and shit. its a movie theater and par for the course

banning children from a children's film, because Zoomers are retarded

lol

Depends on corporate policy and the disposition of your supervisor. Likely they'll threaten and cajole until you do it or they convince someone else to do it. They'll remember your obstinance, though, and probably to your detriment. In any case, you signed a contract when they hired you and somewhere in that contract was wording that amounts to "we can fire you for whatever reason we choose".

The fuck kind of theaters do you go to where piss and shit is normal?

the average minimum wage wagie is not "trained" to clean up piss and shit

half the fun of going to the kinos is making a mess

amerifats would rather eat their shit than cuddle with their date

Date?

Theatres make far more from popcorn sales than they do from showing the movie. Like how gas stations make most of their profit from coffee sales.

I wish my wagie job had as fast as trigger as you anons when it comes to firing people.

They threaten you by allowing you to get paid to "look for work" for 3 years on unemployment

Oh no! Better clean up right away.

The idea of going to a theater with those disgusting double cuddle seats and knowing how much depraved shit has gone on is enough to make me want to vomit. I'm so glad I'm never going back to the movie theaters ever again. Eurotrash can burn in hell.

get hired to clean

don't clean

lol ok he would be written up and then given 0 hours for a few months in the hopes he would quit

I dream to live in your workplace utopia

Mfer thinks the wagies are on call

If I ever see Mike cucklasa at a movie theater, I'm taking the seat behind him, waiting til the half way point of the movie, yelling chicken jockey and take a shit diarrhea style on the top of his head and that's for shoot, brother.

do we even know why they go apeshit at this scene?

wagies are part time

oh no hours for you this week

I wonder how much resentment this has built up between wagie zoomers and their peers

This is the first time I've seen gen alpha do something based

Because tiktok told them to

Most wagies are full time, but regardless there's minimum hours for both.

ok boomer

Jack Black shouts Minecraft gamer terms so toddlers have something to clap and cheer at, but instead grown adults trash theaters out of ironic hype

Modern memes just perpetuate themselves.
No one knows how they start, or if they're even funny (they're not).
We all just have to put up with six months of Skibbidi rizz or whatever the fuck, because some algorithm or another decided to favor it, and then everyone started saying it.

but my good fellow, if you don't laugh, doesn't that make you old??

I didn't laugh at shit comedy when I was a child either. Have a backbone.
You're currently being that guy who actually bought Crazy Frog ringtones.

brown bad, white good.
even if you're doing dumb shit people are ready to give you a pass if you look good, it's blackpill, if it was muslims, jeets etc it would be seen as terrorism not mindless fun

first one is correct but not clear enough ,other 2 are retarded.
They're being ironic.
I will not explain further that shit is gay

Same with a serial killer vs a nigger chimping out over someone splashing soda on their sneakers. That's why I never bought into racism. White people can not only be evil but incredibly efficient at said evil, which makes them objectively just as bad as other races if not more, depending on the situation.

Both are bad. I mean yeah it's fun but ultimately shows that our society is regressing. Shit like this was unthinkable in the 50s and 60s.

In my day we got kicked out for drinking liquor after buying one ticket and sneaking a large group in thru the exit.

and now the concessions are on the floor. CLEAN. IT. UP.

You wouldn't get it, but the petty "chimp out" that escalates to murder is actually worse.
A Silence of the Lambs psycho who meticulously plans everything out is a bad person to have around, but there's something so much more threatening about the idea that a "normal person" could just up and murder you over nothing. Over a mild inconvenience, or minor insult. That's not even living in a society. That's the jungle.

sorry the data doesn't match your gay post

They're NPCs and do as they see

You're currently being that guy who actually bought Crazy Frog ringtones

It'll always be amusing to think there was a time when people willingly paid for ringtones, and now everyone keeps their phone on silent and ignores pretty much any call.

How many serial killers do you think there are? What race do you think catches serial killers?

Would be funny if this movie turns from success to failure due to property damages

It depends what you define as a serial killer, and there are far more out there than what's reported. Pigs arent a race and are too incompetent to catch most killers.

Listen here Adil. The idea that someone was raped during that showing of Minecraft is a serious accusation. Do you have any evidence to back it up, Ranjit? If you don’t have any evidence, don’t make such an accusation, even if you’ve attempted to use obfuscation by “only” comparing it to a screening of RRR. We all know what you “people” get up to as soon as the lights dim Bhavesh. So there should be no more slander. You’ve had your fun with the slander already today, ok Shushanth?

Someone really missed an opportunity to start shooting up the theater when kids pulled that shit.

That would be funny as fuck.

Not really. You're a faggot.

That isnt very chicken jockey of you anon

How many 9 year olds do you think you could pen with a single greentip? I think at least 2.

In any case, you signed a contract when they hired you and somewhere in that contract was wording that amounts to "we can fire you for whatever reason we choose".

Depending on what state you're in those contract terms can be illegal. Big corporations can be so averse to workers rights lawsuits that they will put up with barely functional employees as long as possible. HR has to be motivated to pencil fuck someone by angry managers, but salaried employees often treat low level workers like a work gang of slaves and don't care as long as they can hit their personal bonus goals.

This would be funnier if they all bought tickets for the wrong movie then went to see Minecraft. The fact they buy tickets to do this prank because of the "trend" is probably orchestrated by the film industry. Not based.

It's like going to the mechanic and he has to fix my car

The problem is no body is going to the mechanic anymore when you can download a fix only for free in the confort of your home whenever you feel like. So or the garage deal with the vomit, or it close down.

Same. I'm 34, went Sunday, had a blast seeing everyone just lose their shit. I appreciated how much the first act in the real world felt like Napoleon Dynamite. It's kind of the zoomer's version of that movie actually. I guess Jared Hess has done it again.

Also I was a projectionist and usher; cleaning up popcorn is welcomed. Gets boring hanging out in concessions and the projection floor. Just don't spill liquid, that's gay.

had a blast

No you didn't. Shut the fuck up.

Zoomers are the NPCs of generations. I remember we all thought having them grow up on the internet would supply them with unfiltered truths, but it just turned them into mindless zoombies.

what was the minion thing?

I wanted to see the chicken :(

Gen Alpha is worse too, they're twice as zombified as Gen Z but they're also illiterate.

KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zoom zooms dressed up in suits and other gentlemen attire to go watch the movie. It was a lot less retarded than the chimpouts they're doing now.

last year

uh.. timeskip-san...

trans person here, i agree, we don't care and zoomers are not cringe

Why are Indians in Bollywood kinos almost kind of white looking but Indians in real life are all brown smelly cave dwellers with bug eyes far apart?

Why would he lie about that?

Based

this is what happens when you lock up hormonal preteens and discourage socialization for four years

How is this different than the Harlem Shake fad of "the good old days"?

I love how much this meme makes janny seethe kek pick it up bitch.

That was cringe too

toilet paper too?

How is paying money to see a movie you don’t like a trashing the theater different from filming yourself doing a silly dance? We may never know.

Why are people acting like niggers during this particular scene? I know nothing about Minecraft.

The fact that you can not differentiate the two tells me you are a stinky jeet

Nothing special, the audience just ironically goes "DUDE LOOK HE SAID THE THING" throughout the movie

I'm 47, why are they doing this specific thing during this specific scene?

ok then what does he say?

Chicken Jockey became the trigger word to make the zoomies chimpout. No idea why they latched onto that scene specifically though.

So are Caucasians basically Gods in their eyes?

White Americans do it ironically which makes it funny because sincerety is scary

we're going in circles here