Zoomers are losing their fucking minds

Zoomers are losing their fucking minds

They're having Good Time™

not wasting your life eternally seething on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum

based

consooming films (at a kinoplex no less)

cringe

Can you blame them? How can you not lose your mind these days.

movie for little kids

audience is all adults in their 20's acting like babies

Sad

throwing popcorn

losing their minds

Anon, please. Indians mog zoomers when it comes to this shit. Zoomers are tame.

Indians are a different species.

I’m trying to think when this kind of trend started

it’s so heckin bad I’m going to pay to see it for a meme

I was thinking Morbius but surely that’s not it whatever that trend is it’s peak reddit

It started with Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Room.

The jews aren't making slop for gen failure (x) and soillenials anymore, get over it

all men

embarrassing incel generation, not even getting laid for this

Plan 9 from Outer Space

At least both of those movies are actually goofy and I doubt people went to theaters to watch the room.

I am the preferred goyim now, deal with it

Weird flex

So they're making movies for gen failure 2.0 (z)

this movie single handed destroyed white people's credibility

you dont know those are men its 2025 geezer

Not on initial release but absolutely was a thing in the early 10s when it’s cult status was at its peak.

Millennials used to go to The Room showings and throw a bunch plastic spoons. Stop acting like you're better.

These wiggers will be in the zagros mountains getting droned in a couple years anyway

When kids were wearing suits to watch the minions movie they had security all over movie theaters yet this is okay for some reason.

We defunded security

Holy shit I forgot about that, god what a bunch of metrosexual niggers. They hate Redditors but will become them in five years.

nope

They should bring a bird flu infected one in next

not a flex. You retards will just continue to seethe about movies made for zoomers and eventually gen alpha

some dumbass kids throw some popcorn

becomes viral on social media

Congrats zoomies, you are somehow lamer than millennials.

Was that a live chicken at the very end? Why does the video stop there?

My 15 year old nephew was in one of these viral videos. I called bullshit and he sent me a video of them getting yelled at in the parking lot and then chasing cars on foot acting like the "chicken jockey".

Said it was the best movie experience ever.

That was awesome though, just the lads dressing nice to go watch a movie

The kike overlords are taking my money instead of yours, old goyim. I'm the new young hot goyim.

Retarded flex

Minions

not a flex

lmao

How did they keep a fucking chicken concealed for like 70 minutes in a fully crowded theater?

Red letter media caused this

Yeah it was epic as fuck right?

Actually, I gotta ask, I have a picture of "chicken jockey" for the memes, but is this thing even in the videogame? Why are kids having meltdowns during that scene?

lmao its all broccoli hairs
Americans are embarrassing

You're genetically tainted, you shouldn't reproduce

marketing

are you a zoomer?

Notice how zoomers are just packs of boys and not a single girl is among them? How's that?

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!

Zoomers are the first generation with an IQ low enough to watch videogame adaptations unironically.

Zoomers do nothing "unironically". Everything in their fucking pathetic lives is done ironically or post-ironically. Nothing they do is in earnest. NOTHING.

sovl

because women aren't funny

Because zoomettes are getting railed by men twice their age

That's kind of how Indians operate

Neither are zoomers, they are so sanitized that pewdiepie saying nigger was a historic moment to them.

Zoomer males are just indians without the rape.

This

Chickens are really dumb. If you put its head under its wing it'll just go to sleep

Can confirm in 30s

girls are fun reducers

It's a rare occurrence in the game. Basically an easter egg where a baby mob will be riding a chicken.

us zoomers loved pewds saying nigger it was millennials who freaked out and wrote news articles about how he was racist

Call me when they light fireworks in the kinoplex

us zoomers loved pewds saying nigger

No thats the thing, both you zoomers and millennials are so fucking lame that someone saying the hecking unwholesome nigger word was somehow a historical moment for you.

Why are kids having meltdowns during that scene?

It's a line that was included in the trailer as a blatant "look, something you recognize!"

Okay, thanks. I'm just trying to picture in terms of when I was a kid? Maybe it's like when "Super Mario 3" debuted in The Wizard. Damn, that ginger was a fine piece of ace!

Talk about low-T

why is the screen so small?

it was historic for us because it was funny and nobody mainstream says nigger anymore

wait why are zoomers here defending this when they're not invited to these things nor are they welcome on the social media sites the guys that do this stuff are on?

can confirm, im 32 my gf is 20

/thread
if you disagree or get mad at this you’re 100% a janny. Reply if brown.

This is the best and funniest things that's happen all year.

carried a real chicken to the room

KINO

i prefer this dignified experience to the chicken rasslin

Sanitized and can't read.

Why are 4cuck soilennials acting like they hung out with a ton of girls when they were teenagers? I don't see any girls in the old Project Chanology pics.

Yeah, kids throwing popcorn, its mindblowing shit let me tell ya

Who wants to hang out with girls anyways? What are you a fag?

You must be fun at parties lil bro.

Name 5 funnier things that have happened.

A real zoomer would have called that oldhead "unc"

is this thing even in the videogame?

Apparently it some rather rare spawn but the everyone goes nuts thing is just due to the viral nature of the social media clips. Clearly it's stupid and I feel for the move theater wagies. Being holy shit they just know it's coming and they have to clean it up.
and ya just know some managers are just shrugging it off given the money trap of ticket sales + everyone buying $$ popcorn to throw around. Being they sell hundreds of bucks in popcorn and pay some unlucky bastard a few dollars to spend 20-30m to clean it up off the floor

20s is the new teenagers.

do you even get invited to parties? you're on a site that has an average age in the 30s and on one of boards with the oldest users and most active nonces

here in China civil behavior by youth in cinema, I ponder?

its just popcorn

Hey man, just checking in, are you doing okay? It must be rough feeling the need to self-insert as the little girl to cope. I get it, life’s tough, but it gets better. Maybe take a step back and ask yourself: when did my relationship with my mother take a turn that led me to put on dresses and pretend to be a little girl? No judgment, just trying to help.

I like how they immediately stopped the movie and turned the lights on, like they just knew this was gonna happen

Imagine the fucking rancid odor in that room oh my god the poor cleaners

Last time I was in a party, back in college, a guy lost two of his fingers and hearing in one ear for trying to launch fireworks while holding them, it was hilarious.

CHAZ, the plane crash in Les Bains, HWNDU, the amonia crystal copypasta trend in Anon Babble and that guy who fed brownies made of his own semen to Anons at a Anon Babble meetup.

They still havent surpassed india

I’m a millennial and this meme is 10/10 funny.

Are zoomers inherently less intelligent than previous generations of youths?

what the fuck, white zoomers are fucking cringe.

What meme, its some kids throwing popcorn.

zoomer raid keeps the place open and the wagies employed though

soilennials are so buck broken they have to type this whole passive aggressive diatribe because they're too afraid to say "tranny"

why didn't the popcorn falcons sense the chicken

The zoomers crushed it with the anvil. They have no fucking respect for the sanctity of the theater.

What are your bets for alpha?

twitter.com/Maleekoyibo/status/1858404060275069140

Yes lol.

Hey man, just checking in, are you doing okay? It must be rough feeling the need to self-insert as the little girl to cope. I get it, life’s tough, but it gets better. Maybe take a step back and ask yourself: when did my relationship with my mother take a turn that led me to put on dresses and pretend to be a little girl? No judgment, just trying to help.

Holy shit
youtube.com/watch?v=mSZdfu3nIzQ

Most of them are non-whites so yes
but remember, the ones here are the ones that have been completely rejected by the types in this video. these rejects are simping for people that don't want anything to do with them

Again, white zoomers are just indians without the rape

kek

Holy self own

Usually I hate nigger shit like this by why does this make me laugh so unbelievably hard?
Is this how niggers feel all the time?

Because you are a boring lame cunt.

Objectively yes. Their ability to focus is destroyed by smartphones. And they constantly in a persona that will be documented and recorded by social media, rather than themselves in the moment.

Oh so when the zoomers bring their cocks out for a children’s movie…

good lord, this must be like hell to clean up

Yes. Growing up with smartphones is a recipe for disaster.

Not my problem.

rolling for my next trip to the kinoplex

I love how much this gag makes jannys seethe kek clean it the fuck up bitch

this is the first time a zoomer trend made me cry from laughter

How boring is your life that some kids throwing popcorn makes you laugh?

sovvless
sovl

No, no. The posters from the Something Awful years have turned into middle-aged scolds now.
They got no patience for these young rascals and their hijinks!

Nobody actually paid to watch Morbius that one was purely shit posting

Haven't heard of any of those, keep seething

same kek I love making wagies pick up after me. ever since middle school it tickles me still to this day. just imagining their faces when they see what I’ve left for them
LOL

That's the high IQ version of the chicken jockey

Jack Black should have to pay out of pocket for all this damage.

Rollppsvx

a big part of the issue is internet culture mimicking anything that's the least bit funny and escalating until it's retarded and cringe. getting the lads together and seeing minions in suits is funny on its own. it's typical teenage humor to spend time and effort taking a stupid idea seriously and if the execution is good it's worth a laugh. but zoomers are so creatively starved that seeing normal humorous behavior makes them think that an EPIC MEME has been created and now they have to make their own "SEEING MINIONS IN SUITS CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG)" video so everyone thinks they're cool and funny.

I don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because of Chicken Jockey. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent. Also I'm providing them with job security, for example:

Say there are 5 popcorn broom monkeys working at any given time at the theater. Each and every customer leaves the theater spotless and all of the trash makes it to the trashcan. All the gimp seat buckets are completely empty. The showers have no poop covering the drains while someone tried to step on it so it's halfway in the drain like a brown playdough toy. Do you think the manager isn't going to notice that he only needs maybe 2-3 popcorn broom monkeys for the shift? Well guess what that's means? That means that 3 of them will be let go. Is that what you want?

ITS UP!
youtube.com/watch?v=r0tYE9YZsIo

Just left the theater. It was too rowdy after this scene, so they stopped the movie and everyone there stood up and shouted: "CHICKEN JOCKEY! CHICKEN JOCKEY! CHICKEN JOCKEY!" with their fists raised.

based, the youth is rising

Young people are stupid and they do dumb shit. That's it. Everyone gets it. Zoomers are literally just braindead.

Every generation has said this for thousands of years

We need public shootings again.

Young people are stupid and they do dumb shit.

And there's nothing wrong with that, youth is the time to do stupid shit, before they can send you to jail for rioting in a theater.

omg these kids are doing the rocky horror picture show call out thing THE WEST HAS FALLEN

I know this is a kids thing but I'm a 40 year old man and think it looks fun, almost makes me want to take part.

This. Generation wars are gay. I suspect the manatee guy samefagged a few times on his own post. Kinda embarrassing.

roll from Megaman

hanging out with girls

What are you, gay?

oh great another racist dogwhistle.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I wouldn't be surprised if someone soon takes advantage of the noise and chaos from this scene to blindly fire at the crowd

We have been complaining about the youth for literally 4000 years... no this generation isn't special

I wouldn't be surprised if someone blindly fires at a crowd

I mean this IS in America.

Social media was never a thing until 15 years ago and it completely flipped society on its head.

hopefully they'll be losing their limbs soon enough

confirmed, 37 with a 19 year old gf

based

Let's plan my next theatrical outing

Yeah we have been saying a form of that for thousands of years and we will continue to do so for a thousand more

What a difference a decade makes

Mods are pruning Chicken Jockey posts on Anon Babble with enthusiasm and zeal.

thehrdigest.com/employers-are-firing-gen-z-graduates-and-dont-plan-on-hiring-more/

Look around and you and seriously tell yourself that things arent worse. Dumb trump supporters like you will find any excuse that we haven't deteriorated.

This is the Chicken Jockey Revolution we have all waited for.

Good fuck zoomers

girls are too pussy to hang with the boys

Thats the fault of boomers being greedy scumbags, not zoomers.

here you go sars
until someone with better skills comes by, this is the best version on Anon Babble

Why are you newfags even here? Go back to your gay apps

grugods show grace and dignity at well-paced moments

minecucks just chimp out at the slightest bit of lolsorandumb

chicken jockey is being co-opted by chuds as an antisemitic slur.

People acting like this moment wasn't worth the goycorn mess are faggots
t. Millennial who never played minecraft

We took over. Anon Babble belongs to the Chads now. You incels had your little run of anime pics and cope threads, but it’s done. This is normie territory. It’s over.

for me its the guy who threw a grenade into his toilet

lol

Kek, we can make the media believe this is a white supremacy thing if we mobilize

My and the rest of Anon Babble’s love for Anthony is a purely millennial thing thankfully. Millennial website, zoomers are on stolen millennial land.

what does she look like

smartphones ruined western civilisation

Nobody heard about The Room until it was on Adult Swim. I'd be surprised if the movie ever even showed in theaters.

fucking apes

Being a bunch of sassy-mouthed unruly animals is going to become normalized behavior soon enough. Enjoy

Just got back from costco. I bought:
3 jugs of restaurant quality barbeque sauce
8 tubs of cheese balls
20 cans of wasp killer spray
As much Elmer's glue as the store would legally sell me

Do you guys think this is enough to chicken jockey or do I need more?

the american empire is crumbling

CLEAN IT UP

Clean it up janny bitch.

I know its kind of mean but the fact that they did this hyper retardation and then the black panther actor died of aids without making a single sequel is so fucking funny.

kek

PROUD TO BE A SHARTMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M RETARDED

What's wrong with wearing traditional African clothing? Would you rather they wear Mcdonald's paper bags and used condoms like most American cinemagoers?

Rick and Morty szechuan sauce.

Looks like fun ngl

kek

Rolling

huh? there were actually a lot of "girls" in those pics

Really? Is that why 13 years ago Anon Babble was full of posts about weird guys like me and all of the drugs we were doing and our girlfriends and Anon Babble posters were laughed off of every board, and now every board is full of actual violent incels and indians? You missed everything cool and your life has and will always suck. Since you're not cool enough for your gay peer's apps just kill yourself you stupid faggot.

trying to appear cool on Anon Babble

Kys rn

Is this true?

why are they all so fat

Raj got mad yall lmao

This is unironically beautiful and I’m glad that people are starting to live again
There’s lot to recover and heal, but the fever has broke

That's how it's supposed to be though? Do you have friends?

Chicken jockey saved the world :)

There are no emos in that crowd. Therefore I disapprove and these people deserve to be kicked out of the theater.

No you ding dong, it’s one of the first shoots after the fire
just a lil longer anon, just a lil

bro stop being cringe

is this a streetshitter?

You fags don't even know memes from like 9 years ago. You shouldn't be here. There's a reason this website mostly sucks ass now and is full of, again, violent incel posters, and third worlders. It's you little kids, you are the color of shit and/or have never kissed a girl. You shouldn't be here. It's a 20 year old website that was already anachronistic when it was made. It's older than you are. Fuck off.

chads

every thread has a 50% chance for some zoomie to have a meltdown over being a virgin

No we didn’t nobody even knew what that was.

Of course not, you are a boring bastard with no social life who's mind is blown by some kids throwing popcorn.

zoomers are ruining gen alpha's first cultural milestone movie

Shame on all of you

Raj got mad lol

Um shut up.

They would have a job either way though. You’re just making it hard for them now.

rolling for secreting crab legs

spill hot cum upon the audience

I used to believe this too, but I really do believe now that the current youth is just done for.

ITS FREE!
SWIPE YO EBT!

youtu.be/xLTTX35LNJo

i-is THAT a bunch white guys throwing popcorn everywhere for a dumb meme?!

this is exactly the same as black people turning cities into low level war zones

someone explain EBT to a non-american

I included a YouTube video link. It basically explains everything.

SOVL
SOULLESS

You’re not supposed to actually do it.

Subsidized food assistance

U-gon-da-jail

it's way older. i wanted to do it with Cats for example, because, 99% of movies are bad, mediocre or good (forgettable), but the extremes (kino and abominations)? those will be remembered forever.

Yes

EBT= Electronic Benefits Transfer
SNAP= Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.

The EBT card allows niggers to spend their taxpayer funded welfare benefits with “dignity” instead of everyone watching them use “food stamps” at the cash register.

It's a junk food company subsidization program paid for by the taxpayers.

It's just welfare/dole, good or bad depending on how it gets used. Some people use it legitimately to help ends meet between jobs or if they're handicapped, a form of "social insurance", a great help we should be grateful to have. But others are benefits cheats using it as a lifetime scam, often rationalized as informal "reparations". (It's also an avenue for criminal money laundering at corner stores/bodegas.)

Government sponsored goyslop

Let's rock

cinema is dead
this is just people dancing on its corpse lol

mckenna grace, kinda

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

this shit movie managed to make movie a social event again

how did they do it bros

You’re not American and you also don’t have social services?

I watched a stream of this movie for a few minutes on Anon Babble. Every scene was the adults complaining to the kids about how adulting so hard. I wish part of this meme was not paying for the ticket. Fuck whoever made this movie.

If they intentionally showed the unfinished version with terrible CGI, it would probably be even more successful with theaters devolving into laugh riots.

why no sound

How fuckin' new are you

Zoomers are SAVING cinema by making these sessions more interactive. Both studio execs and theater owners should be paying attention and incorporating this lesson into the future of their businesses.

rolan

movie paused

lights came on almost immediately

uh staged?

hadrian too

That's the jannies banning them from the kinoplex, permanently

film jannies kicked them out

linetrap did not age well

^^^ Now children this is what we call cope

hurl shit over the audience

Damn, do you work for Marvel?

This game is a joke

if they made more sexy period dramas this wouldn't happen.

Yes. Every generation since the Silent has been more stunted than the last. Millennials are manchild losers into their 30s and 40s despite their parents having their shit together in their 20s. Zoomers are going to be manchildren into their late 30s and 40s and their kids will be even worse.

please be quiet and respectful during the minecraft movie, it is high art and deserves decorum

All we’re asking is for you to not like an uncivilized animal during the movie.

he probably snuck it in

wholesome af

good take
I'm a millenial who was stunted til my 30s. Degree was worthlesss. I've since found good employment, but many I went to HS with are drug addicts. It's difficult to help people at that point.

My only thought is that theater snacks are too expensive to throw around like a typical ER.

Their parents paid for it.

How did this cost 150 mil again?
Everything else is 90% greenscreen and shit

Ranjeets also have the same behavior, and we all know how that shit ends up.

Fuck them, fuck their parents, fuck Israel, fuck Hollywood and fuck Minecraft, anon. Goodnight, bro.

You cannot me convince me that this isn’t gay

Now type that without crying

You're not the same guy I was replying to anyway.

POOL'S CLOSED

Maybe blacks will look at this and realize how the rest of the world sees them.

even fucking jeets know to hold their phones in the correct orientation

oldfags hate this

why? it's for the lulz, you guys used to love this kinda stuff

They're the ones who made them

CHUCKEN SUCKEY

>oldfags hate this

all of them are post-election tourists

Did he really say that?

clean it up janny

you guys used to love this kinda stuff

nah. irl meetings, hacktivism, raids, lolcows and shit like that has always been and will always be Anon Babble newfag cancer

did some of you oldfags really never use Anon Babble? everything funny from the old days came from there. you must be gay or something

Boomers are absolute disasters; if we die it’s cause of them. They are the Great Filter, but notice that Gen X resisted them. Millenials are cringe af and weak (t. late millennial) but not even in the same parsec as bad as the wretched Ungoliants that are Boomers, and now Gen Z seems to be pushing back even harder than X, they’re just young. I worry that alphas may be mini millennials, but whenever exactly it shakes out, Boomerism’s being thrown off

there is a small group of oldfags that were around before the '06 habbo raids who hated the newfags coming in from the raids, which by the way was the biggest influx of new users into Anon Babble relative to the previous population, bigger than the 2016 election. I was an '06 habbo raid fag and I know some people who were around before and they were pissed at the time. dunno why someone would still be sour though this was almost 20 years ago

I don't see any significant difference between gen x and boomers other than a few of the younger gen x guys who are basically old millennials.

I was an '06 habbo raid fag

dog bless you. we did a raid on april fools

When Gen X had its brief time on the stage, its whole deal was to be angry and black-leather (SS’y, aka eff your pieties, Mom) and tech-positive, essentially complete anti-hippies. Politically, it went from Government for Everything, eager (JFK/LBJ) or begrudging (Nixon), to Government is the Enemy. You also see a complete pushback/erasure towards Afro’ized influences, back to rectilinear classical rhythms in music compared to all the syncopation and funk of earlier. Note that Terminator sets up the hum-drum inner city police and seems to prepare us for them saving Sarah, but then the leathery Teuton shoots them all dead and her salvation is the Aryan To Come, Kyle, who she fucks - is bred by 1 out of love instead of free sex, maaaaaan
ofc Xoomers were few and the 80s quickly curdled into blue whining instead of red anger. Ghostbusters’ small-business ethos became MiB, the self-image of the deep state. ofc that in turn became the black angst of emo, but point is that yes while Gen X badly lost - was smothered - they did fight back

I watched it.

Not him but I didn't. I was aware of it but didn't post there. Every time I checked it was pretty boring so I guess you had to make it your home board to catch the good threads.

yeah, some redditor 12 years ago took a screenshot of a child zombie clipping through a chicken which looked like it was riding it. One of the MC developers saw the screenshot and added them as a rare mob in one of the 1.7 patches.

Are you kidding me? Zoomers suck boomer cock harder than anyone. Your whole post is a straight up lie.

note how it's just a bunch of movie references and the reason I can't tell gen X apart from boomers is they are all addicted to television and do almost nothing but watch tv

Saaaarrr you clear out a theater with your stench saar

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=mSZdfu3nIzQ

We’re talking averages here, and 60:40 is a blowout at a population level. Just look at voting; X and Z breaks Republican and Boomers and Millennials break Dem
ofc Gen Z males and females may as well be different species, but that’s unnecessary depth to the rabbit hole
The art a population makes and enjoy will reveal its character, yes
I sense the reek of Boomer sulfur on you, the idea that every person is unique and precious. In brief, probably not.

Read the letters written by the young men who were fighting the civil war, and then return to the conversation.

Or go watch videos of regular people on the street from the 80s and 90s
The decline is so steep it's mind boggling

We’re talking averages here, and 60:40

I don't believe that at all it's nowhere close to that. And if we're talking averages then most millenials aren't like the strereotypical soiboy either. You're a fucking liar and I bet you aren't a millenial either you're probably gen x trying to pass off your own bullshit on someone else just like you always do.

Never conflate size and direction

do you have anything to support that but fee fees
I’m in my 30s, I’m a late millennial, with an X parent and a Boomer parent, both of whom I love dearly and so actually talk to
do you want a fucking birth certificate or something

Because this isn't nigger shit. Waiting an hour into the movie to perpetrate an organized prank for ironic humor purposes is something niggers couldn't do. If it was niggers they would just scream and holler throughout the entire movie for no reason because that's just what those people do at movie theaters. You may not like it, but impulse control and delayed gratification are definitely necessary to pull something like this off.

You're seeing the Minecraft movie? Ha, that's a big one with the kids lately. What can I get you?

...

Y-you want two extra jumbo buckets of popcorn? Just for yourself? Is that right?

... S-sir, do I hear clucking coming from your coat...?

i love this with all of my heart.

You intend to be a total fucking moron in that theater, do you not?