So how do you wiggle yourself outta this jam?

So how do you wiggle yourself outta this jam?

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backflip into a 360 noscope what is he retarded?

It wasn't me bro

I wasn't there

Thats not me

I don't know anything about that

I am just as confused as you are

It must have been someone else

Works every time.

His sensitivity was only on 3. He didn’t have time

use gravity to tackle him

Wasn't there a receptionist there? Why didn't he yell for help

You have to immediately bum rush him down the stairs. You either somehow don’t get shot and beat the shit out of him, or you die. Not a great plan but it’s all he had.

Unironically, I do a Tarzan yell and launch myself at Sugar Daddy the moment I see his hair. It only ups my chances of survival by 1% but that's better than the guaranteed death that comes with compliance.

jump to the top and start blindfiring your pistol. his mistake was hoping chigur would reason with him based on their history

He killed the receptionist earlier in the movie

Sugar does the coin thing. Going to the room is 50/50 chance of coming out alive. Better odds than immediately fighting back.

backflip behind him take his gun and kill him with it

Surely a luxury hotel like that hard multiple receptionists, room cleaners, etc

herro carson-san

rets go to your rroomu

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His name is Chigger

not watching the movie

not reading the book

still commenting on it

tv experience

I keep a healthy distance from amerigoblins

Do you think he died of blood loss after the car

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TF2 Spy stair-stab

No

Never saw this movie but I’m assuming Woody wins because he has the high ground.

but he's the bad guy

You underestimate his power...

i teleport behind him and finish him with my hands as they are lethal weapons

Duh

I'd unironically hurl myself at him. Tf is lil bro gonna do?

Wait until I get to the near zenith of the escalator and throw everything I have into a backwards throw, hope I kill him in the roll and hope he lost his weapon in the jam-up. Not much you can do, just giving it a shot lol

Freefall backwards and scream

LEEEEEERRRROOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINSSS

Great point.

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knows who Chigur is and what he's capable of

hunts the same target as Chigur without backup

Did Wells honestly believe that even if he did take the briefcase from Moss, Chigur would just let him keep it?

move to the top of the stairs round a corner and maneuver to a hard position. when he emerges i cap his ass with extreme prejudice

Wasn't he armed? Should've just ran ahead turned around and went blasting off

He should have done what the guy in the office did and not seen Anton.

rip a huge fart

I wouldn’t wiggle a single thing. I would listen to what Sugar had to say. And that’s what no one did.

pop a semtex on his broke ass.

Why would he die of blood loss?

Absolute kino

He a had bone sticking out of his arm

thinks he lives

no

That's not gonna kill you anon. Are you stupid?

No, but he could have easily gotten caught. I don’t see him being able to heal his shattered arm just as easily. I’m sure he had other broken bones too

The infection could

zero family

living in new house

murdered

Damn, how long do you think it was before they found her body?

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Well that's not blood loss, is it? And besides, he'll go to some underground doctor or some shit, he'll be fine

its not like sugar was going to go to a hospital

Why not?

slow down and hold my stomach

crumple into a ball and slowly shit myself

allow myself to hit every step on the way down as I ooze past Chigurn in a streak of wet sloppy shit

apologise to him as I zip past

hit the bottom and just stay there, in the feral position

1/18 cont?

kills you if you fight back

kills you if you run

kills you if you listen to him

There’s literally no escape from this situation.

He kept killing them.

he'll go to some underground doctor or some shit, he'll be fine

He'd survive, but I honestly think that injury permanently disabled him and forced him to retire as a hitman

This was before FaZe. He didn't know.

I tell the director to change the fucking script as I want to make it to the end of the film alive.

I tell him there's an ATM outside with fourteen grand in it and that he doesn't have to do this and everyone can just walk away and then I get shot in the head