I watch The Pitt for one reason

I watch The Pitt for one reason

a frumpy lesbian? you can get those anywhere. i bet there's one working in your local library right now.

Let me guess, the show has zero

boobs

butts

bush

but plenty of man ass and floppy dongs. Am I correct?

Turn on your monitor

you first

Its Brad Dourif's pawg daughter for me

yup, it's a white lotus situation

There is some boob. And a baby coming out of a vagina.

eventually somebody's gonna post the webm of the doctor with the ass in lingerie

white lotus situation

So they show plenty of boob?

Its not the writers fault that people pretend to believe in stupid shit for attention.

For starters, it’s actually about the medical practices and not relationship drama

It does take place in Pittsburgh, the emergency room at the learning hospital of Pittsburgh specifically
The physician calls it the Pitt because its a hellish environment

The show takes place in an hour real time

They spit medical jargon at you with minimal "in english doc" explanations

Minimal relationship melodrama, focus on the medical cases that come with each ER patient and it does the 24 system where the season takes place over the course of one day and each episode is an hour of that day/shift

good job i guess

Fuck it, we'll do it live! Give me a knife and let me cut him open

Was it autism?

so who is this for? Nurses who have it on while their fuckbuddy is over?

I'm waiting for that lingerie WEBM the other Anon mentioned. Will I have to go make it myself?

same

It's implied he used to be a combat medic or something

I still remember how him and his partner get shot up by mexican gangbangers in Southland.

He just has to get it on.

Your girl? My nigga, your girl's a man!

nurses are HUGE sluts btw

So are all newcomers in Hollywood just nepobabies?

Why are medical shows still being made when House perfected the genre?

Because women love this shit3

a frumpy lesbian?

no she's infatuated by langdon

Everyone knows they're whores and have been whores since time immemorial, my mom's always calling my dad's sister who was a nurse for 30 years a "total whore like the rest of them".

Pajeetas are the future

Because House isn't really a medical show. It's a police procedural but crimes are diseases, the only thing it perfect was Sherlock Holmes on TV.

unfortunately they all look like those exact same overweight pudgy white girls, at best

Isn't House just a rip-off of Sherlock Holmes?

not always

house was a smart dark comedy mystery show written by and for men. "medical" dramas as a genre are just prime time soap operas made by and for women.

Good I like that.

yea they come in two varieties. fat slut and even fatter slut.

pudgy white girls with flabby ass and soft facial features are my weakness
its shame they went into amateur porn now, its impossible to find one in the wild that isnt on OF

House was for men

What the fuck is this zoomer bullshit?

McKay! McKay! McKay!

Meds

Brooke Bliss lookin ahh

t. only seen House

watch ER now zoomie, then you will know 2 good medical shows
House? The show women are obsessed with? That one? The show that every episode there's some melodrama about the doctor's lives?

zoomies we get it, you found out about House recently. It's a very good show. Relax.

it's true. maybe not for manly men, but for men with girlfriends.
whatever tumblr sexyman bullshit came afterwards is irrelevant.
what you're looking for is Hannibal. that's a mediocre gay show from the start.

Not wife material

House was a show written by and for men, sweetie. Go back to your Grey's Anatomy who's cheating on and sleeping around with who melodrama.

you have lived to see zoomers try to reclaim house as a redpill show

this is what we get when they discover a thing from the past

likes ER

woman or homosexual detected. opinion discarded.

And there it is

Like Pam Beesley crossed with young Amy Adams

You weren't even alive in 2011.

show about misanthropic average looking old white man genius who's always right and who every hot young 10/10 piece of ass on the show has an inexplicable attraction to

made for zoomers or women

sure buddy lmao. meanwhile on actual shows made for women they have nicknames for the "hunk" set-piece doctors like "mcdreamy" and "mcsteamy" and the entire shows are about the interpersonal relationships with no actual content or substance.

no thats the bitch from the Chucky movies

EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS ZOOMER REDPILL CHUDS REEEEEEEE

I've been on this site since 2005, little one. I grew up with AOL and dial-up modems. House was popular precisely because it wasn't a female-centric melodrama like ER. Women only watched it incidentally for social clout because men liked and talked about it.

Its about a doctor. That makes it a chick show. You want this to be more complicated, but thats how it worked in the 2000s. You have no real memory of that time and you're just going to have to accept this.

he's probably looking at it through the lens of all the house/wilson shipping done by fugly lesbians from tumblr.
it happened at the same time as all the nuDoctorWho, sherlock and other tumblr sexyman shows.

I need a cute autismo gf

You were not alive back then otherwise you would have known that House was hot and women wanted to bang him irl

show about hot guy who acts like a hot man

he has a gay little boyfriend and multiple scenes where they share sexual tension

his team of very attractive people help him do the usual cop show stuff

it's got a lot of stuff for guys but you have to be insane if you don't think they were making this for women as well. House isn't above Grey's Anatomy, it's a good show but it's very sloppy
youtube.com/watch?v=X56GPTpgm04 tell me with a straight face this was written for men and exclusively men.

yeah sure buddy

hot brown slut, she gets my white cock hard watching THE PITT

wrong and retarded. simple as.

No I am talking about it from actually being around in 2005 and first hearing about this show from shit like this. House was a fucking chick show and no amount of greentexting or pretending to have been on Anon Babble before you could read will change that.

>show about misanthropic average looking old white man genius who's always right and who every hot young 10/10 piece of ass on the show has an inexplicable attraction to

you have just described Sherlock, a very popular girly show

hugh laurie was never a real sex symbol. just because your ugly gay ass wanted to fuck him does not mean House was a show for women-- not least of which because you are not and will never be a woman.

I like his eyes

says one 45 year old woman co star

yep guess he's the sexiest man alive now rofl.

hugh laurie was never a real sex symbol

Zoomies absolutely fucking malding at finding out their favourite show as the Sherlock of the 2000s

sherlock wasn't a soap opera melodrama for women and neither was house. pretty much every other "medical drama" on the other hand very much was, same with police and fire department procedurals.

No it was a mystery procedural for women. They used to make more than one type of show for women before the world was poisoned by the junk that malformed your brain.

You just have to accept that you can never truly understand things because your brain didn't fully form and you are environmentally incapable of being as smart as millennials.

The answer to your question is no, by the way. Clooney was a People's Sexiest Man Alive winner. Laurie was a footnote in a weekly issue of TV Guide.

project harder, retarded reddit spacer.

Hugh Laurie wasn't famous in 2008

lmao

Outside of the show she seems like she’d be crazy in bed

Especially in this photo

she would let you cream her for sure

who fucking cares about House and what retarded zoomers think of it. Post Mohan

I can't decide if she's sexy or not, her character in the show is annoying

snitches on you

the entire series takes place in one hour?

she's supposed to be some trailer trash or something but she looks part Asian or pacific islander, it's weird

Still hate her from Picard. I will never forget or move on. This is me forever.

bro what if 24 but a soap opera set in a hospital

I like that any person she told was basically like “uhh you’re a piece of shit for ratting on him”

trailer trash often descend from a long line of mongrelization, which is one of the reasons they only ever amount to being lower class whites in potential.

Why is there not one single hot woman on this show?

because it's written by and for women. that's basically how you tell. are the men average but the women are hot? written by men. are the women average but the men are hot? written by women. is nobody attractive and half of them are brown? written by jews.

like I said. house wasn't a manly man show, but it was a show for men with girlfriends. it was a man show nevertheless, the main gist of it was seeing an exceptional genius jackass be a dick to everybody while also being the most competent person around. that's the male fantasy 1998-2014

don't forget the part where every woman on the show wanted to lick his balls. harem is quintessential male fantasy.

all the men are pretty decently attractive, the women are uggos.

I talked to the jannies about your appeal. You didn't mention anything about your extracurricular activities. They told me about your ban evadings and your Discord raids, you piece of shit. I know anons like you. First it's a uoh, then it's a crying emoji. A friendly anime girl pic becomes a catbox link, then it's a spoiler tagged webm.

Gay or addled by anime?

sexoooooooo

ywn have an autistic doctor gf.

UOOOHHH SEXY CIGANKA

Another thing you zoomers don't get is back in 2008 they were doing this no real men shit anymore about what was popular at the time. Nobody thought the bitchy quipy doctor show was for men. Its a girl show. The reason you like it is because you have an effeminate brain.

white man in waiting room presents absolutely reasonable complaints

show makes him into a racist who sucker punches women to invalidate all his concerns because doctors are important and brave and matter

larptranny still here seething and pretending that xir is the only one here that existed in 2008

Everyone in the waiting room was complaining. This guy just happened to be racist to anyone non white helping him. Is that really unbelievable?

Whiny male karen demanding to skip the queue

"Karen" is an anti-white dogwhistle

Twitter is complaining about Abbott flirting with her

i've only ever seen one kind of person irl become violently racist in my nearly 40 years of living in a judeo-diversity shit hole, and it wasn't the white kind, so yes, it is in fact unbelievable. it's about as believable as american horror story depicting "the knockout game" with a bunch of white teens assaulting an erudite black man out for a casual stroll with his white wife.

I know I meant it that way.

You sound very naive for a 40 year old.

Cool. Everything should be an anti-white dogwhistle.

hope /ourboy/ whitaker breaks this rats neck too

Seething so hard he can't even reply anymore

lmao go back to Tumblr where your shows belong.

When's the next episode coming up?

you sound like a very typical brainwashed 14 year old

coping larptranny pedophile still seething that xir's tumblr porn repository of underage teens got deleted from the internet

Not 14, but funny that you think I am by exposing that I have more life experience than you.

Still seething an hour after losing

Posting a victory Mosque

seems like there really were some rats loose in the hospital……..,,,,,,,

should be up by tomorrow

How bad does the David plotline get?
I watched the first two episodes and was instantly struck by just how much he looked, sounded and interacted like I did when I was 18. Then it said he was writing about shooting up people (I never did that). So I'm a bit disturbed and rattled.

Impossible to really say without spoiling but he doesn’t show up again for a bit

Who was in the right?

I like Langdon as a character more but technically Santos is in the right. He was fucking with the medicine for patients, but will always be known as a narc now

My man!

my queen

Langdon stole medicine from people who needed it betting on the idea they wouldn't take it. If a patient actually did follow the directions then they would have found themselves short-changed and in benzo withdrawal

The entire season is one shift. It's a shitty format desu. I miss ER and this show ain't it.

She was hot in Seinfeld

You don't even know what a soap opera is. You've never watched one in your life

One of the prettiest girlfriends in the show.

I watch for Brad Pitt. When is he going to show up? I'm beginning to suspect that I've been misled.

Abbott struck me as a guy who's married but I haven't checked his hand for a ring

.

Rolling for my single mom wife!

I kneel.

Sounds like it. This is an origin story. It turns capeshit next season.

rolling for that guys wife

nice
Enjoy your curry serr
Rollin for my black queen

All are busted

So the next season will be on 4th of July and coming out in January? Pretty based that we don’t have to wait long

I wonder if they will start the day at a different hour so that we get more of the night shift crew with all the firework injuries and shit

Rolling for my charge nurse wife!

Who is the best actual doctor out of the newbies? Pic might be related

Depends how much you value bedside manner.
For me it's Santos

she's so fucking hot

my mom was watching this shit and I sat down to watch with her, cringed the whole throughout the episode with the pajeeta treating her pajeet rapist

disgusting cast, i'm not even going to watch the trailer

Gimme dat

Someones been stealing food from the break room again