Its time for Mickey Rourke to wake up hungover as fuck, finding himself in a mysterious house full of a strangers, forced to play games, and can't find his way out.
/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - Day Two (The first full day)
PREVIOUSLY:
The celebs entered the house
They got to know each other
Mickey stumbled around clueless
They bought prizes with their points
Mickey earned a Guardian Angel pass
Jojo earned Killer Nomination
Chris earned immunity
TONIGHT:
Mickey gets a formal warning for homophobia
But seriously predict how long until he gets the boot. No way is he getting a proper eviction
how depressing it is that i only recognize jojo siwa
Watch Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke
Non viewer here
How the fuck did they get mickey rourke?
Well he went into the house stumbling drunk so I assume just taking advantage of that
Is Mickey Rourke the most famous person to ever be on CBB?
Nah, Verne Troyer, Kirstie Allie, Jermaine Jackson, Stephen Baldwin etc.
Its tradition every Celebrity Big Brother to have the clueless Hollywood star who doesn't know what they're getting into and then regrets it.
first for lovely chebs
Not recognising Bianca
Not recognising David Platt
Zoomer yankoid detected
chris eubank clears all of these literal whos
One of the only ones I don't know
If I was a housemate last year I'd be fuming
Shoved in there with a broadway actress, "Heartstopper actor" who was in 3 episodes and thats his entire IMDB, "internet famous" person who gets 30k youtube views and Zak from BB20 had more instagram followers than her
The most famous was Sharon Osborne who didn't even stay a week
Meanwhile this year gets to hang with Mickey Rourke
DISCRIMINATORY LANGUAGE
Kirstie Allie maybe, but the other are jokes.
test
Discriminatory language
If you're a Brit you'd probably recognize Bianca too, if you're a bit older Trisha a well.
Discriminatory language
Mickey, no...
when did cbb jump the shark. This shit is pitiful
>Discriminatory language
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
No way is he lasting until the first eviction
Mickey, you can't say the N word!
He said his career is in the shitter, his exact words.
Chris is the sole reason Love Island ever got popular btw boys, he was gold on there, need to put some respect on his name
First "It's giving" of the series
9:11 AM
It's like poetry
Not just his career by the look of things
How the fuck did this guy get elected though
He was in the cheese room
He had to get it on
There was one on BBLL last night
I was thinking a lot of F words
You can't call Danny that, Trisha.
hang on, what the fuck? marielito is on big brother?
Love Island wasn't popular before 2019
How fast would Elon get removed if he went in BB?
wrong. im a zoomer and remember being in sixth form in 2017 and there wasn't one soul in that building who wasn't watching the season with chris in
this fast, will be used for ratings
youtube.com
i'm going to stop watching when mickey gets kicked out for calling danny a slur next week
Sixth Form in 2017
Realize you're mid 20s now
I feel old, I was Sixth Form in 2012 and 2013
NTA, I was in year 6
Minecraft Meal for "adults"
jesus christ, and now youre uni age
Minecraft is nearly 15 years old
When was this? This is way too many words and too coherent for current year Mickey.
He looks like a Bo Selecta version of himself
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Trish looks like she's devolved into an abbo now
yeah whats with the islander tribals on her arm
ARSE
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He looks like a Grandma
Ella's a bit rough without makeup int she
Phwoaaaaaaar
tory arse crack
Nige has a competitor
i think she looks better without makeup
They feel about us the way they feel about cars
She's single now
I'm pretty sure that Ella is from the same alien planet as Bogzog the Merciless from Love Island.
Mogged by a 50 year old woman
How can I even watch this as an american
I'm the same age as Jojo and she's had so many cars that that analogy her dad gave her works for her.... I'm still driving my 2008 MINI I bought using my minimum wage when I was 17
CARPET MUNCHERS BTFO
Had to borrow 500k
Ahhh that's why he's on here
he said it
I'm older and I haven't had enough cars or breakups for any analogy to work
Pretty lame for a hate crime
bitch is crying
Now THIS is podracing
Arrive
Call a lesbian a fag
leave
does mickey have a crush on jojo
My dog also keeps his eyes closed when I'm telling her off
I'll tie you up
wtf this is some Spoony shit
Forbidden fruit innit
Great that the gay crowd have to consume homophobia on their favourite show
No guesses who Jojo is killing nomming then
my dad just told me michael fabricant is married to the former mayor of my city
Same with last series as well
Jojo would get it tho ngl
He's going to do it again isn't he?
Boy, Late & Live with David Potts is gonna be a riot. I'm glad its a Will episode, fucker won't get a word in edgeways and the AJ rape shite is blown over.
those legs
danny actually being very rational there tbf
My daughter is also a degenerate
Yeah no shit Chesney.
He said last episode he has like four boyfriends
Nelson Mandela hadn't touched a child in 28 years
Great story Trisha... never knew Nelson Mandella was a sporting hero
one day you won't be able to tell where people come from
Will always loses control of Late and Live and stumbles around all nervous
HOW DO YOU WATCH THIS IF YOU ARE AMERICAN
Brief Ella hot tub shot
A VPN or Youtube
Post it
there used to be a site that had all the bbuk episodes on it was called like bbuk.live or something i dont remember. people used to post it here last year, you'll find it in the archives. either that or use a vpn
You need to pay a tariff first
This is the worst guided meditation ever
Happy Place Happy Place Turfmore Happy Place
He's getting the fatty into a slim waifu
Too brief. Go watch love island.
this nigga has smoked himself retarded
I'm saving Daley because he also hates faggots
Sex with Ella
Sex with Jojo
That is all
I don't think its uploaded elsewhere
colonic enjoyer
Patsy and Ella have had their arse cleaned out
Didn't see that coming.
I would fuck the shit out of Ella's arse
chris spitting game
this guys gonna win it
There's always the usual places...
wonder what it feels like
fatshaming
He's out before the first eviction
he's done the lesbian, the cook and the fattie today
great stuff keep him in
And its vote to save too kek
gonna be honest lads, i kind of like danny
Out of drag and not in character Danny is a lot more tolerable
Moshi moshi, Muruhern-desu
Five points for Mickey onegai!
Oh its the black babe from I'm a Celeb Unpacked
couple of years ago, before the amber heard trial iirc
15 bottles of aftershave
Does seem a tad excessive.
Phwoar she's so peng
I'm tired. I don't know how else to explain it.
Are you fucking serious mickey rourke was the biggest star in the world in the late 80s
Boooo David you didn't acknowledge the Torchy the Battery Boy reference
This is literally Fabricant's childhood
Always love it when fags explain how straight men should behave
one on the left aint bad either
Fuck yeah heterosexual men be heckin allies and emasculate yourself
He doesn't care about who won medals
Will finna be lowkey throwin shade at Mickey and Daley fr fr
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL QUEEN
Kill them with kindness
Ah, the Kevin Spacey approach
lmao
Fag's a bad word, right? Ok, I'm not saying the word fag again. No more fags. Fags out!
Based
zoomers and gays can't handle tongue in cheek banter im not sure how they operate in the real world
MAJORATY
wtf Will
Donna Preston be like
Yeah noticed the fatty managed to have a good laugh about it?
none of these gimps will ever achieve half of what mickey has in his career as an actor and he was a drug addict for 90% of it and pissed his big opportunities up the wall
If you lived about 4 lifetimes in a hurry in the late 20th century and then isolated yourself since 2019 I think anyone would genuinely not know what is normal to say or not
David Platt is an ally who has been canonically sodomised so we can count on him to nominate Mickey
Mister Negro sir it was so inspiring watching you admit to taking another negro's cock up your arse live on the telly so it was Mister Negro sir! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Daley is a silverback
Uh, Will...
The silence after that
ywn smell Ella's colonic pie
my favourite thing to sniff is a girls skin
bit creepy mate
Feet would have been better
...yet somehow less creepy
He's definitely the sort who virtue signals to cover for the skeletons in his closet.
It's giving murderer
He just needs a dry bed and a warm meal
that is probably the worst answer he could have given
DAVID PLATT FART EATER
Based Jack nominating the disgusting sodomite Danny *eard
Morbidly obese lardarse nominating our Jack because he dares to be hygenic
Can't make this shit up.
Chesney shushing girls
Shut the fuck up, femoid
This guy is slowly inflating.
Why does he look like both Sam and Mark
This nigga eating ham
He looks like every generic Deano.