According to Reader's Digest, popcorn can have a 1...

According to Reader's Digest, popcorn can have a 1,275% markup in price compared to how much it actually costs the theater to buy and produce

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Oh wagie...waaaagggiiiieee cleanup on ALL aisles.

It becomes increasingly apparent with each passing day that the only civilized people on earth are asians.

Based, but also disgusting. Now they have butter and oil all over themselves and it will get in their parents cars, their beds, their washing machines, etc. And now anyone who sits in those chairs will soak up some residue from the chairs.

ching chong?

wait if they throw that all over the floor who is going to have to clean it up?

another zoomer wageslave

This much popping corn feed my whole village for week.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH WAGIE

With that markup and the huge cut the studios get of the tickets, the theaters probably lowkey support CHICKEN JOCKEY

the nautica malone shit

was there more to it than just the guy killing himself?

Damn, some places wont even let you sneak in a can drink, and this dude somehow smuggled in a live chicken??

Why did that guy post that picture. That's not a lot of stuff to clean up

The game changed, that used to be considered a lot of trash.

yes, people started pulling up to the drive thru he went to shouting "i can't goon" and telling the workers they killed him. eventually they held a vigil there.

eventually they held a vigil there

Fucking kek. Yall zoomies are alright

I for one enjoy seeing white people act like niggers and jeets. Makes me feel good knowing the people who enslaved me are being so thoroughly brainwashed and destroyed by Jews LOL.

Why are white people so uncivilized??

Maybe there is hope for the future

Was waiting to see when this angle would get posted.

These people don't realize that that night was probably the funnest and organic thing they've been apart of without even knowing it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S INORGANIC AND CRINGE YOU CAN'T ENJOY THIS YOU HAVE TO HATE IT YOU HAVE TO HATE ZOOMERS HAVING FUN

Is this nigga retarded?

I know popcorn has a huge makeup
I know it is a simple vehicle for seed oil and copious amounts of salt
I know popcorn goes stale within a few hours

I'm still buying the jumbo tub and getting a refill after the movie

Do you specifically mean the Japanese? Because, yes, there’s some truth to that. But it comes with massive repression. Japanese used to allow chikan (subway sexual assualt) so frequently that is had to be given it’s own name, just because it would require speaking up, and you’re supposed to be quiet on the train. This caused complaints. Japan, instead of trying to deal with the problem individually, created special train cars for women who don’t want to be molested on their commute.

All the anti-rape resources were put into these cars. It was an efficient usage of resources. This, generally is the Japanese way. But they under-estimated one thing. With their staggeringly low empathy, they didn’t realise that almost 0% of women want to be finger blasted on their way to work by a complete stranger.

So, nearly 50% of your riders are seeking refuge in maybe 15-20% of your seats. How is this problem resolved? Simple. Japanese women police themselves. The uglier, or older women are shamed for seeking protection for their pussies in the safe carriages, and yelled at and abused for their aesthetic flaws until they head back out, head hung low, to accept their fate.

Because of this, some more money needed to be spent on policing the standard carriages. But the officials involved were overworked. Realising there was a chance of false accusation, Japanese men came to a conclusion. If the 38 year old, flat chested woman, shaking with fear because she was forced back into the danger zone accidentally makes contact with a salaryman, he will commence a “samurai duel” (yes that is what they call it).

He will attack her with a vicious onslaught of punches and kicks, as is traditional in their culture. He does this to get less prison time. Mathematically, a minor assault is worth less time than giving a girl two in the pink and one a stink. In general, trying to mathematically calculate everything is also the Japanese way.

He would do well to avoid their legal system. They have something like a 98% conviction rate. How do they achieve this? Firstly, they won’t even arrest you unless a conviction is possible (see the point about mathematical calculation, to fail a calculation is shameful, a single arrest or prosecution that doesn’t result in imprisonment would be career destroying). To circle back, that’s another reason why there was so much chikan. Unless there was direct video evidence of a bloke shoving his hand so far up your cunt he was tickling your tonsils, he’d get away with it.

Secondly, in order to get those convictions? Why, it’s right back to the earlier point about their love of karate. The guards just kick and punch you repeatedly until you confess. So yes, Japan is the most ordered society. But was it was it worth it? Or was it just the right level of forced repression those misery loving miniature goblins always needed?

Chinese people literally had mass cannibalism as recently as like 1969

m-maybe just maybe zoomers are based?
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WAKE UP WAGIES PICK IT UP

I'm a boomer so can someone explain this to me in ancient English.

try and come do this shit where I work, zoomer shite. I'll cave your skull in.

*shits on your carpeted seating are for couples and stakes your falcon to the screen*
what now, wagie?

This is unironically epic, those guys will have a fucking cool story to tell

i once brought a living chicken to see the Minecraft movie

Meanwhile the cinema jannies will only remember of how lame they were on this day