no talent
no draw
no looks
no charisma
Why do the insist on pushing her so hard?
No talent
How many times are you going to make this thread?
as much times as Anon Babble continues to push out the same dune thread every week, which is forever
brown women owe me sex
zegler
Jewish
she looks like she smells like farts
this is the first time I made a thread about rachel zegler
I'm not him:
no talent
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no draw
has powered the grifterchud economy for the last three years
no looks
lol
no charisma
has hypnotized millions with just her eyes
Anon Babble won
why is she dressed like one of the dwarves
"heh looks like it's just me and myself after all, just a regular new yorker like all the rest" lookin ahh ugly bitch
She knows the party is over. Back to grinding in theaters for ten years then she'll clean houses till she dies
She's already a millionaire you stupid fuck.
This was going to be the stepping stone for Disney to race swap the Disney classics. It "worked" with the Little Mermaid, Snow White was going to be the second to topple the "most fairest of them all" and then Tangled played by a black woman or latina woman. But since Snow White was abysmal and is getting absolutely shattered by Minecraft they scrapped Tangled and will probably stop race swapping (at least for the next live action movie)
She'll blow through it fast paying New York prices and snorting coke. Then it's back to the barrio
I know you and all the other boomercels are praying for it, because seeing a beautiful young woman fail makes you feel better about your miserable lives. But it's not going to happen.
i just hope she fails because she's an ugly person inside and out, she's way too annoying and hairy and gross.
She already did fail. She starred in the biggest box office bomb of all time
She should have borrowed the Magic Mirror prop and used it to shave her back.
this but gal gadot
KEK she literally looks like a looney, giant eyebags like she hasn't slept for days, baggy clothes like a hobbo, a random star sticker on her forehead and going around nyc with her dog.
Is Snow White really the biggest box office bomb of all time? There are far many titles that deserve that title, like The Flash or Knights of the Zodiac
Can't make it official until its theater run is over but it's on track to be, yes. Projected loss of $300M
She has tons of talent and charisma. Pretty clear you've never seen her movies and just watch butthurt youtubers.
She will be the most popular housekeeper in Los Angeles
giant eyebags
baggy clothes
She has an eating disorder, anon. Look up "lanugo hair" (pic-related).
Why do people with eating disorders get lanugo? Lanugo is one of the side effects of anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa and other eating disorders in adults. It can indicate poor nutrition and malnourishment
I almost felt bad for her but then I remembered she sunk herself by playing into identity politics.
She gives off the "I'm the hot girl in theater class" vibe, they are always unhinged sluts who have sex with everyone and use their pussies to collect minions to inflict BPD psycho terrorism on anyone who they desire. I know this as a certified former stage hand, the actor is the most depraved species on this earth and you learn to identify what breed they are and role in the pack after enough time.
she's not even hot
I can't believe it. I've seen worse. For example Knights of the Zodiac cost 60$ millions and made 6$ millions at the box office. That's 10% of its budget
You've never seen the average theater class, this is a prize among those mutants.
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goddamn maybe I should watch this turd I've never even heard of until just now
that does feel bad but you're right she's so annoying that i just don't really care.
No one poured hundreds of millions of dollars into Knights of the Zodiac thinking it would be good. Also Famke Janssen never called me a chud
Jane of the Jungle. She's got more body hair than I do. She's a fur-bearing mammal for God's sake
big doe eyes
nice smile
good cheekbones, not too prominent, not too shallow
if she trimmed her brezhnev eyebrows she could be a solid 8-8.5. not as high as a prime zooey deschanel, ana de armas or hathaway, but still a far drop from hideous.
i have a feeling as the wall approaches all the fat is going to go to her face and extremities instead of her ass and tits though
sometimes she looks okay when the angle occludes her simian ass skull but when you see it and how punched in and proto-human it is, you just get turned off also she may smile often, but its not a genuine smile you can tell from her eyes shes a mean woman and that makes her smile a turn off too
Her underbite makes her look inhuman, there's a carpet on her back and she's a certified cunt
1/10
Is this really about sticking it to Rachel Zegler rather than discussing profit?
Theatre kids
That really says it all. Even theatre kids know they are abominable people.
soulless stare
predatory grin
increasingly angry just from hearing someone who isn't herself speak
She's a complete bitch from the ground up.
This is about shitposting
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I honestly don't believe it. I'm talking out of my ass cuz I didn't look up any the numbers, but I'm guessing the production was like $40 million to pay off the poojeet CGI team. Marketing maybe that same number because I only watch like 3 hours of actual TV a week and I've been seeing Snow White ads for the last 3 months, but far less than for Wicked.
(((they))) want to erase not just you but your past too from existence.
I'm guessing the production was like $40 million
lmao
They're trying to appeal to the goblinx de los grandes crowd aka Americans
that webm
She scares me, but I'm also fascinated. Comes full circle and I'm in love.
The only advantage of Knights of the Zodiac is that Sony saw the movie was gonna flop after the general backlash so they didn't invest a penny on ads despite Sony compromised to distribute the movie. I guess Disney spent like 100$ millions on ads, the typical for Hollywood blockbusters
Get some standards
I puke.
Rachel Zegler isn't hideous but she isn't pretty enough to be a Disney princess. She can play the female lead on a romcom aimed to women but that's it.
It’s one guy. Notice he doesn’t talk about how atrocious gadot is.
Rachel Zegler looks absolutely stunning.
she looks like a literal demon
Looks like a housekeeper from the local motel
Snow White is this generation's Ishtar
LMAOOOO
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STOP BRINGING UP THE BOX OFFICE YOU FUCKING CHUDS
I would do literally anything to spend my life with Zeggy
guys shes actually attractive
yeeesh. no thanks. if its goblinas with weird skulls ill take ortega 100 out of 100 times over this thing
Seriously though, why is her left eye so droopy? Is there a name for this medical condition?
go to a mirror right now and closely examine your own eyes and skull shape surrounding your eyes. eyes are consistently one of the least-symmetrical parts of the body
yeah it's called having a gooch eye
what the zendaya face
her beauty mark is to low for it to be classified as nice and an eyesore
??? ok sperg thanks for sharing the autistic perspective
Her entire face is an eyesore.
Ugly cube headed bitch
My eyes don't droop like that but they do bulge out of my skull. Also I'm green
I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HER INCEL FREAK FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU
...tag?
it's her only "beauty" mark and it pops out.
she looks decent if you see her from the opposite side without showing her mark
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You haven't even watched the video. He was just a lowly local reporter and she was so nice to him.
He was just a lowly local reporter and she was so nice to him.
He was a blonde haired aryan w/blue eyes that's her fetish so she was nice to him
FTFY
she's ugly from all angles.
those hammerhead shark eyes don't help either
Stefano Spielbergo said so
she looks like a shark woman
doodle
confirmed for NPC
She's just walking her dog without makeup. Boomers are mentally ill. (and she still looks good btw)
and she still looks good btw
no cute zendaya as Athena
there it is, that's why it flopped
And she even took the time to greet her fans! If you're not disgusted by the hate campaign there's something wrong with your soul.
Beautiful and not despondent at all. She knows she's got a bright future.