You're the weak one...and you'll never know love...or friendship...and I...feel sorry for you!
You're the weak one...and you'll never know love...or friendship...and I...feel sorry for you!
....deh
Ok lol
just fucking kills you
What is Harry’s journey and what did he learn that allowed him to succeed against evil in the end
deh
Was voldy an incel? Is that why he lost in the end?
They're already ending the marketing spam for minecraft and back to this trash?
didn't le reddit jockey just start taking off here?
He learned the final ultimate magic spell...
CHICKENUS JOCKEYUS!
Ruined the series for me
no
he had all sorts of dark wizard chicks on his dick constantly (like bellatrix and the entire slytherin house)
if anything he was volcel
volcel
Even more cringe
Didn't he have a daughter or some shit?
He learned the best path in life to take is to be the athletic jock (quidditch seeker) have rich parents (inherited all their wealth when they died) so you never have to work, and marry a hot ginger (ginny).
He rejected race mixing and embraced a trad wife (in the book she's supposed to be hot)
volcel
I see what you did there
Would it have been better if he ended the series as a grindset influencer and tren enthusiast?
2nd Movie Voldy was portrayed as charismatic good looking Chad in his youth
6th movie voldy is portrayed as some faggy pudgy boy in his youth
I will always wonder how much better the movie would have been if Columbus stayed on
He should have been portrayed as a sexually aggressive count Dracula type instead of being autistic
You're the weak one...and you'll never know love...or friendship...and I...feel sorry for you!
in the book she's supposed to be hot
IRL actors and actresses looked kinda cute and promising to become hot in their adulthoods, instead they turned into washed up hags once went through puberty.
british genes i guess
I will always wonder how much better the movie would have been if Columbus stayed on
same, always think of the first two movies whenever late stage HP stuff gets mentioned.
his movies had the perfect mix of wondrous fantasy and spooky darkness, while all the ones afterwards turned into increasingly grey and green slop.
a bit more colors and warmth would suit the later movies quite well
I recently found out just how many women cream themselves over Draco and i'm not sure how to feel about it
oh have you not heard? he has sexo with and impregnates bellatrix then iirc their evil daughter seduces two boys and tricks them or something of that nature. he was a good friend.
friends unironically
Voldemort was some coldsteel maxxing incel that could canonically never love and only had minions for companions
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Deh!
No.
Fascist leaders are famously bad at being popular and charismatic.
i used to know love and friendship
Voldy was a Chad. Harry Potter is kind of based in that it shows that Chads (Voldemort, James, Harry) always come out on top above evryone else.
You have never aspired to something great enough to devote your entire being to, so you wouldn't get it.
Voldemort had more important things to do than fuck
James
Dies like a bitch
Voldy
Dies like a bitch
Harry
Married a 3/10 hag that will balloon after their first kid and works a 60k/year government job
Grim if you ask me
I'd say Ron won in the end if I didn't already know that Hermione would end up looking like a cracked out street walker
did anyone else laugh with voldemort when he declared harry potter was dead? the whole theater was giggling when he said that
His glee is infectious.
nyeh heh heh
you are all so cynical
i liked this scene
harry's right